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52 yo Jennifer Aniston: "Its time to get serious about dating!"

https://pagesix.com/2021/09/28/jennifer-aniston-is-ready-to-...
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it really is though! think of how lonely this woman must be
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She still SMV mogs everyone on the bort. Lena Dunham does fo...
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true but what does that even mean, there are mildly pretty 2...
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Wonder how she looks naked.
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Better than 80% of women half her age
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Wish we could see.
Yapping Beta Incel Tattoo
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If I May, 80% wtf? More like 97%
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"Jennifer Aniston shared that she is ready to be back i...
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shes been engaged like 9 times. clearly something is wrong. ...
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i would date her butthole at least once, maybe twice
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"“The ease at which the conversation flows the fi...
Racy Round Eye
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Flame right? i didn't read past the first para
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Flame? Come on, she's 52 and single.
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JFC @ this birdbrain logic. Let's tally up the requirements...
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this poa actually made me LOL
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death to america
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? No and I don't have a kind
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how many of these attractive very successful men want to tel...
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Reminder: fat dood from counting crows hit that at its peak....
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hehe
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She must think her Friends fame and that stuff makes her a p...
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(cont) wikipedia'd her and apparently she's rich as fuck bu...
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Didn’t she marry that guy from American Psycho and Mul...
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She's on divorce numero 9.
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jfc she must be a nightmare to live with.
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That's nothing (lonely hunter tp)
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yeah, she's jewish
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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:04 PM
Author: fragrant center old irish cottage

https://pagesix.com/2021/09/28/jennifer-aniston-is-ready-to-be-in-a-relationship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43191978)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:04 PM
Author: anal public bath

Sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43191980)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:05 PM
Author: Translucent Wagecucks Cruise Ship

shitlibs expand by indoctrination not shitting out kids as it is a death cult. 5'4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43191986)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:09 PM
Author: greedy laughsome police squad location

it really is though! think of how lonely this woman must be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192011)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Impertinent Trust Fund

5’10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43193440)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling whorehouse

She still SMV mogs everyone on the bort. Lena Dunham does for that matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192014)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:21 AM
Author: carnelian address

true but what does that even mean, there are mildly pretty 20 year old girls who are more likely to find a good mate than her. this is multidimensional shit it cant be just ta-da here's your smv rank neatly ordered against all men or women

for example if you're some very culturally loyal mexican chick who won't date out of her race no faggy lawyer making 6 figures will beat a beefy lowrider cholo. or maybe once in a while but 9 times out of 10, cholo > you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195096)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:21 AM
Author: fishy box office cuckoldry

Lena Dunham is legit going to lose a leg or go blind from diabetes

she is REALLY fat for only being 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195098)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:22 PM
Author: cordovan vibrant theatre

No Games!

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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:37 PM
Author: Mauve set



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:43 PM
Author: Demanding new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192181)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:16 PM
Author: comical plaza pocket flask

No Hookups!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43193398)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:29 PM
Author: Yapping Beta Incel Tattoo

Wonder how she looks naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192122)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:46 PM
Author: Pungent fanboi heaven

Better than 80% of women half her age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192191)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Yapping Beta Incel Tattoo

Wish we could see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43193621)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 11:59 AM
Author: At-the-ready range

If I May, 80% wtf? More like 97%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195755)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:41 PM
Author: sexy doobsian piazza

"Jennifer Aniston shared that she is ready to be back in a relationship despite enjoying single life."

lol girl logic. i don't need a man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192173)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Provocative Drunken Jap School Cafeteria

shes been engaged like 9 times. clearly something is wrong. plus she is prolefaced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192214)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:50 PM
Author: sexy doobsian piazza

lawdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192224)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:51 PM
Author: concupiscible iridescent stead

Greek trash like hella theo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192232)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:43 PM
Author: Peach disgusting deer antler

i would date her butthole at least once, maybe twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192179)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:46 PM
Author: Racy Round Eye

"“The ease at which the conversation flows the first time, that’s kind of a good indicator,” she said, adding, “Confidence, but not a cocky-ness. Humor, please, I beg of you. Generous, kind to people. You know…very few necessities required.”

Well, who needs Tinder when you have Page Six?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192199)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: sexy doobsian piazza

Flame right? i didn't read past the first para

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192205)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Racy Round Eye

Flame? Come on, she's 52 and single.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192213)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:47 PM
Author: comical plaza pocket flask

JFC @ this birdbrain logic. Let's tally up the requirements just that we know about:

She also doubled down on her belief that she should find love in person as opposed to through dating apps like Tinder or Raya, saying she’s “an old school girl.”

“People don’t come up to people anymore. They don’t do that. It’s weird,” Aniston said.

“The ease at which the conversation flows the first time, that’s kind of a good indicator,” she said, adding, “Confidence, but not a cocky-ness. Humor, please, I beg of you. Generous, kind to people. You know…very few necessities required.”

And someone who appreciates a healthy lifestyle is also a must.

But Hollywood men can keep walking as she shared earlier this month that she is looking to date someone outside of the industry.

***

So you have to meet her in real life because she doesn't do apps. But you can't meet her at work, because that means you're in Hollywood and she doesn't like that. So you have to bump into her randomly somehow at which point you have to be confident (but not too confident), pass her shit test for what qualifies as a good person, and then not be nervous and fuck up the first kiss. And your prize for completing this obstacle course is a 52 year old woman. She could get away with this shit 30 or even 20 years ago, but not now. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192201)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: Racy Round Eye

this poa actually made me LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192209)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:49 PM
Author: sexy doobsian piazza

death to america

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192216)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:50 PM
Author: Demanding new version



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192223)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:50 PM
Author: greedy laughsome police squad location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43192226)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 4:57 PM
Author: Provocative Drunken Jap School Cafeteria



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: bateful rigor psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43193407)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:24 PM
Author: dun institution



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Date: September 28th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Wonderful Crawly Field Generalized Bond

you mad@ free markets bro? your kind's very existence created said market

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43193460)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 8:59 AM
Author: comical plaza pocket flask

? No and I don't have a kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195029)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:23 AM
Author: claret market

More important point is that these are just the requirements that's she's willing to volunteer and that not only do famous actresses have absurd laundry lists but so does every 52 year old fat hag with a litter of mulatto bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43194518)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:02 AM
Author: comical plaza pocket flask

CR-- strong chance that the guy has to be at least close to her in wealth, above 6 feet, etc., and once you drill down into all her unstated requirements there are perhaps fewer 1,000 men on the planet she'd be interested in that would be interested in her. But even without playing those games and inferring her unstated demands, just the demands she's willing to go on record with are insane. Imagine if she actually did meet, say, Bradley Cooper while shooting some movie and dinged him because he's in Hollywood and can't have that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195031)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: carnelian address

how many of these attractive very successful men want to tell their families and friends they're dating the bitch from Friends and be completely overshadowed in any social situation with her

this is where the "smv" type of thinking fails, it's not some universal good to be famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195128)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:31 AM
Author: green ungodly factory reset button stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43194535)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Soggy Giraffe

Reminder: fat dood from counting crows hit that at its peak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43193641)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:23 AM
Author: fishy box office cuckoldry

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195100)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:12 AM
Author: carnelian address

She must think her Friends fame and that stuff makes her a prize but to like 60-70% of men that's baggage/not even a good thing imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195054)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:24 AM
Author: carnelian address

(cont) wikipedia'd her and apparently she's rich as fuck

but same shit, how many men really want to marry and live off some rich bitch, what about their egos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195106)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac transparent halford shrine

Didn’t she marry that guy from American Psycho and Mulholland Drive like 3 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195058)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:16 AM
Author: glittery twisted den cuckold

She's on divorce numero 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195068)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac transparent halford shrine

jfc she must be a nightmare to live with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195083)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:22 AM
Author: glittery twisted den cuckold

That's nothing

(lonely hunter tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195099)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:23 AM
Author: green ungodly factory reset button stage

yeah, she's jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195103)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:27 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac transparent halford shrine

She isn’t. Way too attractive to be Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195123)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: glittery twisted den cuckold



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Date: September 29th, 2021 9:31 AM
Author: arrogant stag film



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Date: September 29th, 2021 11:58 AM
Author: Yapping Beta Incel Tattoo

She's been married only twice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195750)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Hyperactive stirring indirect expression

Imagine settling down with Brad Pitt's sloppy, blown out seconds ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4931821&forum_id=2#43195767)