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Fully stocked Toys R Us. You and 5 others are locked in for fatal battle.
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Date: October 6th, 2021 10:46 PM Author: laughsome center corn cake You each will have your blindfolds simultaneously removed at the front door, just inside the store. The doors behind you are locked, as are all other exits.
The lights are on, but anyone who finds the switches could turn them off. Bathrooms are locked. You each must honor a 4 minute truce with no fighting. After these 4 minutes a loud bell rings and the battle begins.
It ends with one man standing.
The other contestants: a body builder (225 lbs), a lanky teen from juvie who stabbed his teacher with a pencil, a black 29yo in average shape, a 16yo male gymnast (5’6”), and a 30yo former employee of the store.
How do you win? |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 10:49 PM Author: Galvanic den gay wizard hit and run tactics. focus on hitting those who are attacking someone. goal is to hurt them without getting hurt and let them finish each other off as much as possible. yolo for final 1 on 1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937454&forum_id=2#43234159) |
Date: October 6th, 2021 10:49 PM Author: Sooty Awkward Lettuce Mood Is this a modern day Toys “R” Us or a Toys “R” Us in the 90s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937454&forum_id=2#43234160) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 10:51 PM Author: laughsome center corn cake From whatever year you were most familiar with the merch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937454&forum_id=2#43234170) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 10:57 PM Author: Curious territorial wagecucks I go into the stock room and remove the ax from the fire cabinet. I get to chopping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937454&forum_id=2#43234192) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:01 PM Author: Thriller Office This isn’t Looney Tunes. No one has a fire ax hanging over their fire extinguisher. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937454&forum_id=2#43234222) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:03 PM Author: Curious territorial wagecucks The hypo allows us to go to the 1980s and god damn it, I'm going.
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Date: October 6th, 2021 10:57 PM Author: Hot marvelous field mental disorder Immediately propose alliance with bodybuilder. Promise full loyalty until final two. Doesn’t matter who overhears. Gamble he says yes.
If he does, team up to try to take out teenagers first. Go from there.
I presume store employee will know hiding spots and will be hardest to find.
This could easily become a starvation game so try to capture candy and drinks early. |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 10:58 PM Author: red address I feel like step #1's gotta be grab a bag and hoard the jumpropes. You can choke people out, use them to set traps, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937454&forum_id=2#43234200) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:03 PM Author: harsh balding theatre bring a satchel of food. lock self in bathroom until other starve to death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937454&forum_id=2#43234229) |
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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:15 PM Author: red address Bathrooms are locked. Says so right there in the hypo. Come on, man!
Maybe hide in a big pile of plushes? |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 8:29 AM Author: laughsome center corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937454&forum_id=2#43235426) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:35 AM Author: Curious territorial wagecucks I assume everyone would grab baseball bats and just start clobbering each other medieval style. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937454&forum_id=2#43235895) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:03 AM Author: laughsome center corn cake helmets would be pretty cr too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937454&forum_id=2#43236066) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:06 AM Author: Maize 180 Tank I think the best you’re going to find at a Toys R Us is a plastic red whiffle ball bat. The plastic segmented jump rope whip would pwn you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937454&forum_id=2#43236086) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:37 AM Author: charcoal deep sweet tailpipe indirect expression my sons would seize the nerf gun aisle and dominate the entire battlescape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937454&forum_id=2#43235903) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:12 AM Author: Maize 180 Tank I would grab as many D batteries as I could find (likely run to the register and also grab a bag) and scale a tall shelf on the wall (so enemies can’t easily push it over) and wait and strategically pelt with batteries trying to target weakest first. Stronger players I may wait until they try to scale the shelving so that I have the upside of them falling off and breaking limbs or getting concussed. May also jump down on top of bodybuilder and try to break his neck in the process if the opportunity presents itself, but that’s likely a last resort option and I’ve probably already been discovered and lose the element of surprise before that could happen. If I can I also look for those heavy metal trucks which would also make decent projectiles, but I prioritize having the high ground over maximizing arsenal. 200 D batteries should work fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937454&forum_id=2#43236135) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 9:54 PM Author: laughsome center corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937454&forum_id=2#43293879) |
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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:53 PM Author: Vivacious twisted sanctuary round eye pool kickboards for armor. attach bicycle chains to hockey sticks to keep enemies at a distance, or alternatively just swing razor scooters. bubble soap + model car paint in super soakers to blind enemies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937454&forum_id=2#43294451) |