Date: October 13th, 2021 10:44 PM
Peter Brand: Okay. People who run ball clubs, they think in terms of buying players. Your goal shouldn't be to buy players, your goal should be to buy Brandons. And in order to buy Brandons, you need to buy Brandons.
Billy Beane: Wait, what?
Brand: You're trying to replace Brandon Allen. The Boston Red Sox see Brandon Allen and they see a Brandon who's worth seven-and-a-half Brandon bucks. When I see Brandon Allen, what I see is ... is... an imperfect understanding of where Brandons come from.
Beane: This isn't ...
Brand: There's a whole ocean of Brandons under our feet! No one can get at it but me! Brandon Allen, Brandon Moss, Brandon Hicks, Brandon McCarthy, Brandon Inge …
Brand: /does line of powdered Brandon