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***what advice do you have for a NEW DAD***

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awkward ticket booth
  10/15/21
Use bottles when kid is hungry. Not necessarily formula, but...
hateful brindle area wrinkle
  10/15/21
Flame. Bottles means you’ll be expected to do feedings...
Wonderful cruise ship
  10/15/21
My wife did almost all nights but for new moms breast feedin...
hateful brindle area wrinkle
  10/15/21
I know a guy whose kid still slept in their bed at like 7. Y...
cerebral turquoise set
  10/15/21
When I hear these stories I immediately think that couple ha...
hateful brindle area wrinkle
  10/15/21
It would be much weirder if those couples were having sex
contagious offensive chapel
  10/15/21
Just think, for most of human history that's how it worked.
hateful brindle area wrinkle
  10/16/21
which dad?
Crimson Plaza
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Chrome Forum Psychic
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  10/16/21
Take two months off from your job as Transportation Secretar...
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  10/15/21
A real man sacrifices for his family.
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  10/15/21
Things that dont happen in Russia without someone going out ...
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  10/16/21
Just follow your wife's lead. You are there to provide suppo...
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  10/15/21
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awkward ticket booth
  10/15/21
There are only like 5 things that infants cry over. Go down ...
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  10/15/21
titcr. You can even differentiate the cries for each.
Fishy lascivious deer antler
  10/15/21
tcr
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awkward ticket booth
  10/15/21
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excitant idiotic rehab
  10/15/21
how do you deal with #3?
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  10/15/21
burp/wait for vomit if constipated, not much you can do, ...
abusive titillating lodge
  10/15/21
Just wiping them slowly and gently but repeatedly every few ...
Tan House Associate
  10/17/21
Baby sleeps in the crib. Baby does not sleep in your bed. ...
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Wonderful cruise ship
  10/15/21
ty ty
awkward ticket booth
  10/15/21
agreed except I think SIDs might be blamed on things in the ...
excitant idiotic rehab
  10/15/21
SIDS is 100% murders, period.
iridescent big alpha
  10/15/21
Maybe. In any case, there is no need to have anything lying ...
ruby beta box office genital piercing
  10/15/21
Regarding reading to them, can I read shit I'm interested in...
stimulating kitchen azn
  10/16/21
Any talking you do to your baby is great. However, the goal ...
ruby beta box office genital piercing
  10/17/21
Things like diaper warmers if anything end up doing more har...
Tan House Associate
  10/17/21
Oh yeah, pacifiers. That's another one. No pacifiers. Ou...
ruby beta box office genital piercing
  10/17/21
Utilize family help when you can. Live close to parents if y...
Fishy lascivious deer antler
  10/15/21
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awkward ticket booth
  10/15/21
This is the most CR post you’ve ever made
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  10/15/21
"how much time we were wasting each day doing nothing.&...
claret persian doctorate
  10/16/21
never take advice from parents of an only child. whatever th...
galvanic hall nowag
  10/15/21
Make wife breastfeed as long as possible.
carmine crotch
  10/15/21
kill your entire family then yourself
grizzly police squad
  10/15/21
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  10/16/21
Leave this place and never come back. Be a good father and h...
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  10/15/21
When he turns 5, show him your poasts bragging to bowlcuts a...
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  10/15/21
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excitant idiotic rehab
  10/15/21
Start drinking heavily
contagious offensive chapel
  10/15/21
Try to get to know the other dads, get a good rapport
Sickened fantasy-prone new version antidepressant drug
  10/15/21
just dig in with the tenacity of a first year associate
motley trust fund
  10/15/21
My bouncer things to sit them in so you don't need to hold h...
olive corn cake faggot firefighter
  10/15/21
Just know that some babies HATE specific types of bouncers a...
ruby beta box office genital piercing
  10/15/21
What the other dudes mentioned about having the kid sleep in...
Gay institution
  10/15/21
on a serious note, read to your baby a ton, starting from a ...
motley trust fund
  10/15/21
zero percent chance theyre bright if related to parents dumb...
iridescent big alpha
  10/15/21
(lazy dad with retarded kids)
motley trust fund
  10/15/21
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  10/15/21
creampie guy takes his kids to an all black daycare.
olive corn cake faggot firefighter
  10/17/21
This. I know parents who have screens on all the time and ki...
Tan House Associate
  10/17/21
HGH starting at age 7
iridescent big alpha
  10/15/21
To add to the first post, not only use bottles, but if the k...
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  10/15/21
Breast feeding + formula is the way to go anyway. They need ...
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  10/16/21
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  10/16/21
Buy puppy pads and lay on top of changing table, couch, car ...
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  10/16/21
I am currently doing this. Solid advice.
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  10/16/21
After five months or so you want baby to take two naps. An h...
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  10/16/21
You just made the biggest mistake of your life
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  10/16/21
Avoid plastics
federal pit shitlib
  10/16/21
Use formula. Mix enough each night for the next day. Get ada...
diverse church
  10/16/21
Formula sucks.
Wonderful cruise ship
  10/16/21
lol formula should be only when needed and breastmilk should...
Tan House Associate
  10/17/21
Not a dadmo but my friends who are good about what they eat ...
amethyst soul-stirring heaven toaster
  10/16/21
Tell him congratulations for marrying your father
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  10/16/21
Now that your wife’s puss is blown out beyond all reco...
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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: hateful brindle area wrinkle

Use bottles when kid is hungry. Not necessarily formula, but don't buy the nipple confusion dogma.

Aim to get kid sleeping solo in crib by 6-8 weeks. It'll still wake up half way through night, but feed in room and put them back down.

You're going to be tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276453)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:11 PM
Author: Wonderful cruise ship

Flame. Bottles means you’ll be expected to do feedings too. My kids hated rubber nipples and never took to them.

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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: hateful brindle area wrinkle

My wife did almost all nights but for new moms breast feeding can be a disaster. I actually like doing the feeding sometimes. It's nice and chill in the room, baby guzzling down milk and we both doze off. Almost miss it.

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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: cerebral turquoise set

I know a guy whose kid still slept in their bed at like 7. You NEED to not let that happen

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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:40 PM
Author: hateful brindle area wrinkle

When I hear these stories I immediately think that couple has zero sex.

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:05 PM
Author: contagious offensive chapel

It would be much weirder if those couples were having sex

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Date: October 16th, 2021 2:41 PM
Author: hateful brindle area wrinkle

Just think, for most of human history that's how it worked.

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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: Crimson Plaza

which dad?

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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:41 PM
Author: violet shaky skinny woman stag film



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Chrome Forum Psychic



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Date: October 16th, 2021 2:56 PM
Author: amethyst soul-stirring heaven toaster



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:16 PM
Author: Blue Bisexual Nursing Home Organic Girlfriend

Take two months off from your job as Transportation Secretary in the middle of a supply chain crisis.

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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:33 PM
Author: chartreuse fat ankles sneaky criminal

A real man sacrifices for his family.

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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: dashing wild indian lodge national security agency

Things that dont happen in Russia without someone going out of a very tall window head first.

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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:35 PM
Author: chartreuse fat ankles sneaky criminal

Just follow your wife's lead. You are there to provide support and stability. Her mind is going in a dozen different places at any given moment. Don't expect her to be rational.

Get used to random-ass feeding times. Just accept the fact that your kid will SCREAM AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS at 2:30 a.m. Check to see if they need a diaper change, if that doesn't make them happy, then go make a bottle. You should be able to put the baby back down within 15 min of them waking up.

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Date: October 15th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth

ty

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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:39 PM
Author: abusive titillating lodge

There are only like 5 things that infants cry over. Go down the list and deal with each one and you’ll solve it. Babies aren’t complicated it’s just hard to deal with on no sleep

1. Hungry

2. Cold/hot

3. Ate too much/constipated

4. Tired - just learn its favorite way to rock it to sleep

5. Poo

Get family help if you can it’s invaluable

Good luck brother

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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:42 PM
Author: Fishy lascivious deer antler

titcr. You can even differentiate the cries for each.

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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:46 PM
Author: chartreuse fat ankles sneaky criminal

tcr

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Date: October 15th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth

ty

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:04 PM
Author: excitant idiotic rehab

gassy

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: multi-colored mad cow disease den

how do you deal with #3?

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Date: October 15th, 2021 9:37 PM
Author: abusive titillating lodge

burp/wait for vomit

if constipated, not much you can do, but you can stick something up its butt (no homo) to stimulate pooping. there is also laxative type stuff they can take. ask your ped

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Date: October 17th, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: Tan House Associate

Just wiping them slowly and gently but repeatedly every few seconds can help. It reflexively causes them to push without inserting a thermometer or anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43287768)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:45 PM
Author: ruby beta box office genital piercing

Baby sleeps in the crib. Baby does not sleep in your bed.

Make sure that there is nothing in the crib other than the baby when the baby sleeps there.

If you or your wife is worried that the baby will flip over and suffocate, there are actually mattresses out there that allow the baby to breathe through the mattress (they're porous).

You will be exhausted for years, and the same goes for your wife. Congratulations!

EDIT - more stuff I thought of:

People buy all kinds of shit that babies don't need and get worried about shit that doesn't matter. We have a diaper warmer. We have never used it, and our babies don't care. We have all kinds of fancy diaper changing equipment. That's all fine, but lately I just do diaper changes on the floor (on top of a mat). It's been completely fine.

Start reading to your baby as soon as it becomes clear that the baby kind of understands what's going on. Obviously, the baby will not understand WTF a book is immediately, but even getting the baby used to the idea is great. Reading stories to your children when they're small is 180, and you will get there.

Some people get really hung up on feeding the baby formula for some reason. It's certainly fine to feed the baby formula once in a while. Some babies are entirely formula-fed, and they all turn out fine.

Don't compare your baby to other people's babies. Children develop at remarkably different rates and acquire different skills at different times. Our first dotter started walking really late. Oh well. She runs around everywhere now and is no different from any other child her age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43276675)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:45 PM
Author: Wonderful cruise ship



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Date: October 15th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth

ty ty

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:05 PM
Author: excitant idiotic rehab

agreed except I think SIDs might be blamed on things in the crib when that is not the real issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278708)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:31 PM
Author: iridescent big alpha

SIDS is 100% murders, period.

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:35 PM
Author: ruby beta box office genital piercing

Maybe. In any case, there is no need to have anything lying around in the baby's crib in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278839)



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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:28 AM
Author: stimulating kitchen azn

Regarding reading to them, can I read shit I'm interested in out loud like news articles or non fiction books, or does it have to be baby books?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43281072)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: ruby beta box office genital piercing

Any talking you do to your baby is great. However, the goal is to get them to start reading baby books with you, so reading baby books is probably better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43287690)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Tan House Associate

Things like diaper warmers if anything end up doing more harm than good. You want to be careful about gettin baby used to something you won't always have. Travel without a diaper warmer and now you have a fussy baby who's used to it and hates the "cold" wipes. I kind of felt the same way about a pacifier. It sucked not having one (no pun intended) but we never had to wean them off it either.



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Date: October 17th, 2021 8:31 PM
Author: ruby beta box office genital piercing

Oh yeah, pacifiers. That's another one. No pacifiers.

Our friends have a 2-year-old who wakes everyone up at least once a night because she lost her pacifier. Fuck that shit.

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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:51 PM
Author: Fishy lascivious deer antler

Utilize family help when you can. Live close to parents if you can. Get a good division of labor established between you and the wife early on. You can't sleep train right now (too early) but do it when you can (like six months in). Learn to get sleep when you can. It's actually a really fun experience and not bad at all. I was surprised at how little sleep I really needed to function and how much time we were wasting each day doing nothing.

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Date: October 15th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: awkward ticket booth

ty

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: appetizing aqua brunch queen of the night

This is the most CR post you’ve ever made

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Date: October 16th, 2021 2:56 PM
Author: claret persian doctorate

"how much time we were wasting each day doing nothing."

cr

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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:56 PM
Author: galvanic hall nowag

never take advice from parents of an only child. whatever they did right just happened to work for that particular kid

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Date: October 15th, 2021 12:59 PM
Author: carmine crotch

Make wife breastfeed as long as possible.

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Date: October 15th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: grizzly police squad

kill your entire family then yourself

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Date: October 16th, 2021 2:54 PM
Author: federal pit shitlib



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Date: October 15th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: Nofapping meetinghouse

Leave this place and never come back. Be a good father and husband.

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Clear mentally impaired jewess home

When he turns 5, show him your poasts bragging to bowlcuts and balding yellow teeth depressives that you and your wife had sex 56 times today.

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: excitant idiotic rehab

cr

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: contagious offensive chapel

Start drinking heavily

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:15 PM
Author: Sickened fantasy-prone new version antidepressant drug

Try to get to know the other dads, get a good rapport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278764)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:17 PM
Author: motley trust fund

just dig in with the tenacity of a first year associate

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:18 PM
Author: olive corn cake faggot firefighter

My bouncer things to sit them in so you don't need to hold him 24/7.

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:37 PM
Author: ruby beta box office genital piercing

Just know that some babies HATE specific types of bouncers and LOVE others, while some babies hate ALL bouncers. And some babies just DGAF and bounce there happily whenever.

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:20 PM
Author: Gay institution

What the other dudes mentioned about having the kid sleep in their crib early on is extremely credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43278780)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:21 PM
Author: motley trust fund

on a serious note, read to your baby a ton, starting from a young age. did this with my kids and they are super bright compared to the kids of the parents we know who were lazy about this type of shit.

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:33 PM
Author: iridescent big alpha

zero percent chance theyre bright if related to parents dumb enough to believe this

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:38 PM
Author: motley trust fund

(lazy dad with retarded kids)

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:53 PM
Author: olive corn cake faggot firefighter



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:54 PM
Author: Chrome Forum Psychic



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Date: October 17th, 2021 12:20 PM
Author: olive corn cake faggot firefighter

creampie guy takes his kids to an all black daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43285864)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: Tan House Associate

This. I know parents who have screens on all the time and kid doesn't even have the patience for a board book. Severely limited screens when they're little is crucial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4942740&forum_id=2#43287754)



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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:28 PM
Author: iridescent big alpha

HGH starting at age 7

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Date: October 15th, 2021 7:42 PM
Author: cracking abode double fault

To add to the first post, not only use bottles, but if the kid is cranky, try using formula - especially after 3 months. These breast feeding chicks will tell you its awful, etc, but women today don't produce enough breast milk a lot of the time - so just keeping the kid well fed will do wonders. You can buy a Baby Breeza which is like a formula Keurig and is awesome to just have the bottle automatically made for you and at the perfect temp at 3 am.

After like 2 months the baby should be on a schedule (maybe even earlier). YOu don't have to live your life to it like some parents do, but the baby will do much better if its like "okay at 10 am it wakes up, 10-11 someone holds it, 11-12 it chills on its own, then 12:30 it gets 6 oz and goes back to bed." Basically your goal is tire the kid out when he wakes up, then get it to drink a huge bottle of formula and fall asleep in a food coma - then repeat that 6 times a day. The worst thing you can do is just feed it a little bit every hour or so.

Also, it isn't for everyone, but eventually my wife and I found that we work better with a strict schedule. She has the kid from 1-4, then I have 4-7, then she has 7-10, then I have 10-5 am, then she has 5 am to 10 am, etc. It's much better than either arguing about it or even worse both of you doing it all the time.

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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: dashing wild indian lodge national security agency

Breast feeding + formula is the way to go anyway. They need to get accustomed to eating the processed food crap that they will be eating for most of their lives anyway.

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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: comical filthpig



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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: soggy business firm dysfunction

Buy puppy pads and lay on top of changing table, couch, car seat or wherever you change the babby. If piss or shit gets on the puppy pad you just throw it away.

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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: dashing wild indian lodge national security agency

I am currently doing this. Solid advice.

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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: soggy business firm dysfunction



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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: soggy business firm dysfunction

After five months or so you want baby to take two naps. An hour nap in the morning and two hours in afternoon. No napping past 3pm.

Don’t feed right before naps or it will create a bad habit.

Our daughter napped from 9-10 and 1-3.

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Date: October 16th, 2021 10:16 AM
Author: comical filthpig

You just made the biggest mistake of your life

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Date: October 16th, 2021 2:44 PM
Author: light swashbuckling church building



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Date: October 16th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser Kink-friendly Clown Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: October 16th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: federal pit shitlib

Avoid plastics

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Date: October 16th, 2021 2:57 PM
Author: diverse church

Use formula. Mix enough each night for the next day. Get adapters so everything can go in your dishwasher and run it each night. Lastly, but most important, put your kid in nighttime diapers ( pampers baby dry ) all the time. It will take them longer to feel wet.

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Date: October 16th, 2021 4:12 PM
Author: Wonderful cruise ship

Formula sucks.

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Date: October 17th, 2021 8:29 PM
Author: Tan House Associate

lol formula should be only when needed and breastmilk should be priority. She can always pump exclusively if you want to do all bottles

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Date: October 16th, 2021 3:07 PM
Author: amethyst soul-stirring heaven toaster

Not a dadmo but my friends who are good about what they eat have significantly healthier looking babydoods than the babydoods of parents who eat tons of processed crap, vegetable oils, fast food, soda/sugar, etc. Probably doesn't matter if you don't breastfeed, but you probably should.

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Date: October 16th, 2021 4:17 PM
Author: Jet trailer park gay wizard

Tell him congratulations for marrying your father

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Date: October 16th, 2021 4:23 PM
Author: Umber Field Stain

Now that your wife’s puss is blown out beyond all recognition and she’s probably gained a ton of weight and looks awful, now is a good time bring in an extremely hung high T bull

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