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What is your opener on dating apps?

"I want to go out with you. How about it" is my st...
french boistinker
  10/17/21
" I hate all liberals"
Insanely creepy kitchen factory reset button
  10/17/21
ime app success is inversely related to how honest I am
french boistinker
  10/17/21
...
Insanely creepy kitchen factory reset button
  10/17/21
(delicious tacos)
Balding School
  10/18/21
yep. i hope this isn't widely known, it relies on the direct...
french boistinker
  10/18/21
hey want sum fuk
aqua dead den community account
  10/17/21
...
Bronze zombie-like native
  10/18/21
Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your pr...
Histrionic cream cuck
  10/17/21
...
Insanely creepy kitchen factory reset button
  10/17/21
i'll try this
french boistinker
  10/17/21
lol
Lake hairraiser library crotch
  10/18/21
...
Lavender fat ankles keepsake machete
  10/18/21
...
bateful ape
  10/18/21
But what if you want to message a *woman*?
Vibrant faggotry trailer park
  10/19/21
"lol"
comical step-uncle's house
  10/17/21
Usually a question about something in their profile regardle...
brass pontificating indian lodge pisswyrm
  10/17/21
i reserve this for legitimately hot chicks. it's just too ti...
french boistinker
  10/17/21
I only messaged hot chicks. It takes literally 30 sec to see...
brass pontificating indian lodge pisswyrm
  10/18/21
Ljl fag
Sable Marvelous Field
  10/18/21
...
Bronze zombie-like native
  10/18/21
what do you do when it's just pics of her in nice outfits or...
vivacious iridescent reading party point
  10/18/21
hey stacy i see you like to drink. what bar is that?
bearded volcanic crater bawdyhouse
  10/18/21
Then she's probably boring as fuck
brass pontificating indian lodge pisswyrm
  10/18/21
yeah basically just shit that they say about themself. If th...
Lake hairraiser library crotch
  10/18/21
pretty much.
brass pontificating indian lodge pisswyrm
  10/18/21
"u parTy?" (xo poa
dull diverse rigpig windowlicker
  10/17/21
wyd rn bb, u down 4 sum Eucharistic Adoration?
Drab spectacular halford
  10/17/21
“Guess what” Makes hot girls a little insecur...
opaque national security agency
  10/18/21
...
chrome set prole
  10/18/21
“Hey”
exciting internet-worthy piazza scourge upon the earth
  10/18/21
I wood berry my dick so far up your ass that whoever could p...
Sable Marvelous Field
  10/18/21
...
Lavender fat ankles keepsake machete
  10/18/21
...
shimmering headpube church building
  10/24/21
...
Histrionic cream cuck
  10/24/21
"Im married, have 2 kids, and I want to fuck. You cool?...
cerebral light forum
  10/18/21
https://i.imgur.com/Arbiekv.png
Bronze zombie-like native
  10/18/21
i need people to appreciate this. i haven't messaged her bac...
Bronze zombie-like native
  10/18/21
she looks legit
curious digit ratio coffee pot
  10/18/21
strong, strong post
adventurous milk turdskin
  10/19/21
lol 180. never underestimate the power of that super like m...
Fluffy painfully honest market new version
  10/19/21
...
chrome set prole
  10/20/21
Marry this woman.
Aphrodisiac boltzmann property
  10/20/21
I'm looking for someone selfish, impatient and a little inse...
chrome set prole
  10/18/21
Are you bros really still single and using shit apps? All of...
cerebral light forum
  10/18/21
yeah
Lake hairraiser library crotch
  10/18/21
we're in the yolo years now
Fluffy painfully honest market new version
  10/18/21
I'm gay!
bateful ape
  10/18/21
I usually end up deleting the app out of hatred for women be...
appetizing station quadroon
  10/18/21
...
Zippy big internal respiration
  10/19/21
Seems the current crop of poasters have forgotten the schola...
elite stead hissy fit
  10/18/21
"I wanna, l-l-l-lick you from your head to your toes&qu...
alcoholic area legend
  10/18/21
I’m married but arguably a Chad with slay count > 6...
Razzle-dazzle sapphire degenerate
  10/18/21
https://images.app.goo.gl/15Fo3suoXPxUFVTU8
Sable Marvelous Field
  10/18/21
yea man a chad totally says "WOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!!!&qu...
cyan offensive hospital
  10/18/21
are you a loan? Cuz ima get fucked by my loans in the ver...
Fluffy painfully honest market new version
  10/18/21
German-Austria must be restored to the great German Motherla...
unhinged crackhouse
  10/19/21
what kind of arrangement are you looking for? start with ppm...
Lilac Hairy Legs
  10/19/21
...
Histrionic cream cuck
  10/19/21
Teaser then send a NDA
unhinged crackhouse
  10/19/21
just wait til get a look at her LPA
Fluffy painfully honest market new version
  10/19/21
such a fucked world for a decent guy to have to beg women fo...
Arousing adulterous potus candlestick maker
  10/19/21
is this a suggestion for an opener?
french boistinker
  10/19/21
I'm going to try it
Startling chapel
  10/24/21
Tried this opener on some shrews, no responses yet
Histrionic cream cuck
  10/19/21
Historically men have had to court women and the process was...
Aphrodisiac boltzmann property
  10/20/21
Hey handsome. Looking?
Bistre office
  10/19/21
I'm 5'9.5
Thirsty onyx tanning salon boiling water
  10/19/21
"Are you a cop?"
chrome set prole
  10/20/21
"ibs, am i right?"
violet skinny woman space
  10/20/21
...
Histrionic cream cuck
  10/24/21


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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:56 PM
Author: french boistinker

"I want to go out with you. How about it" is my standard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288294)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Insanely creepy kitchen factory reset button

" I hate all liberals"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288296)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: french boistinker

ime app success is inversely related to how honest I am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288311)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Insanely creepy kitchen factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288327)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:40 AM
Author: Balding School

(delicious tacos)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290356)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: french boistinker

yep. i hope this isn't widely known, it relies on the directness in contrast to doods launching into wordy conversation about her profile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43291066)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: aqua dead den community account

hey want sum fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288301)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:05 AM
Author: Bronze zombie-like native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289960)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Histrionic cream cuck

Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your star, your perfect font, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.

I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probablydont get any of these types of messages/posts on Tinder and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288304)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 10:01 PM
Author: Insanely creepy kitchen factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288328)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 10:07 PM
Author: french boistinker

i'll try this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288357)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:20 AM
Author: Lake hairraiser library crotch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290034)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:22 AM
Author: Lavender fat ankles keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290049)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:18 AM
Author: bateful ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290284)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:52 PM
Author: Vibrant faggotry trailer park

But what if you want to message a *woman*?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298442)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: comical step-uncle's house

"lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288309)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: brass pontificating indian lodge pisswyrm

Usually a question about something in their profile regardless of how mundane it is.

Hi Stacy, saw that you like to hike! Where do you usually like to go?

I would say the response rates were pretty high top this type of approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288381)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 10:15 PM
Author: french boistinker

i reserve this for legitimately hot chicks. it's just too time consuming otherwise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288397)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: brass pontificating indian lodge pisswyrm

I only messaged hot chicks. It takes literally 30 sec to see something in their profile to ask about. It also gets a higher reply rate so it's worth the extra 20 sec of work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43293376)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 9:59 AM
Author: Sable Marvelous Field

Ljl fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289934)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:05 AM
Author: Bronze zombie-like native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289962)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: vivacious iridescent reading party point

what do you do when it's just pics of her in nice outfits or selfies, or pics of her at a bar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290018)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 6:23 PM
Author: bearded volcanic crater bawdyhouse

hey stacy i see you like to drink. what bar is that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43292838)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:17 PM
Author: brass pontificating indian lodge pisswyrm

Then she's probably boring as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43293346)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:19 AM
Author: Lake hairraiser library crotch

yeah basically just shit that they say about themself. If they offer basically nothing about themself, I might be like "how long have you lived in Atlanta? Are you a native?" or something lame like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290027)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:16 PM
Author: brass pontificating indian lodge pisswyrm

pretty much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43293335)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 10:15 PM
Author: dull diverse rigpig windowlicker

"u parTy?" (xo poa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288398)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: Drab spectacular halford

wyd rn bb, u down 4 sum Eucharistic Adoration?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43288420)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:01 AM
Author: opaque national security agency

“Guess what”

Makes hot girls a little insecure and they all guess “did we hook up??”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289937)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: chrome set prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289942)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:01 AM
Author: exciting internet-worthy piazza scourge upon the earth

“Hey”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289938)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: Sable Marvelous Field

I wood berry my dick so far up your ass that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur

Or

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie

Or

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News

Or

You should cum over tonight



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289944)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: Lavender fat ankles keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290055)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:06 PM
Author: shimmering headpube church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43324380)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:07 PM
Author: Histrionic cream cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43324384)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:04 AM
Author: cerebral light forum

"Im married, have 2 kids, and I want to fuck. You cool?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289955)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:09 AM
Author: Bronze zombie-like native

https://i.imgur.com/Arbiekv.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289977)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Bronze zombie-like native

i need people to appreciate this. i haven't messaged her back because i was making another go of it with shitlib gf, but after the mushroom blowup i'm considering it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290276)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:17 AM
Author: curious digit ratio coffee pot

she looks legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290279)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:29 PM
Author: adventurous milk turdskin

strong, strong post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298385)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:33 PM
Author: Fluffy painfully honest market new version

lol 180. never underestimate the power of that super like message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298395)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: chrome set prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43300849)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 9:57 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac boltzmann property

Marry this woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43300828)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: chrome set prole

I'm looking for someone selfish, impatient and a little insecure. Someone who makes mistakes, is out of control and at times hard to handle. I'm looking for someone I deserve at her best because I can handle her at her worst. Are you that someone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43289992)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: cerebral light forum

Are you bros really still single and using shit apps? All of you should be pushing 40 by now....



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290060)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: Lake hairraiser library crotch

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290062)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 2:45 PM
Author: Fluffy painfully honest market new version

we're in the yolo years now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43291360)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:21 AM
Author: bateful ape

I'm gay!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290292)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: appetizing station quadroon

I usually end up deleting the app out of hatred for women before starting a conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290324)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:30 PM
Author: Zippy big internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298388)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 11:50 AM
Author: elite stead hissy fit

Seems the current crop of poasters have forgotten the scholarly sweets of the LICK MSG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43290389)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 1:55 PM
Author: alcoholic area legend

"I wanna, l-l-l-lick you from your head to your toes"

Proceed w more Ludacris bars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43291071)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 2:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sapphire degenerate

I’m married but arguably a Chad with slay count > 60 and numerous hookups straight off the app with no date beforehand.

Script:

Q: “WOW!!!”

A: (?)

Q: “You are so beautiful!!!”

A: (thank)

Q: “What are you doing tonight???



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43291323)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: Sable Marvelous Field

https://images.app.goo.gl/15Fo3suoXPxUFVTU8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43291636)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 6:16 PM
Author: cyan offensive hospital

yea man a chad totally says "WOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43292793)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 2:44 PM
Author: Fluffy painfully honest market new version

are you a loan?

Cuz ima get fucked by my loans in the very near future

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43291353)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:12 PM
Author: unhinged crackhouse

German-Austria must be restored to the great German Motherland. And not indeed on any grounds of economic calculation whatsoever. No, no. Even if the union were a matter of economic indifference, and even if it were to be disadvantageous from the economic standpoint, still it ought to take place. People of the same blood should be in the same REICH. The German people will have no right to engage in a colonial policy until they shall have brought all their children together in the one State. When the territory of the REICH embraces all the Germans and finds itself unable to assure them a livelihood, only then can the moral right arise, from the need of the people to acquire foreign territory. The plough is then the sword; and the tears of war will produce the daily bread for the generations to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298283)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:13 PM
Author: Lilac Hairy Legs

what kind of arrangement are you looking for? start with ppm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298291)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:15 PM
Author: Histrionic cream cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298303)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:17 PM
Author: unhinged crackhouse

Teaser then send a NDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298325)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:31 PM
Author: Fluffy painfully honest market new version

just wait til get a look at her LPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298390)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:32 PM
Author: Arousing adulterous potus candlestick maker

such a fucked world for a decent guy to have to beg women for a date, when said women most likely cannot cook or clean or raise family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298393)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:49 PM
Author: french boistinker

is this a suggestion for an opener?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298434)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Startling chapel

I'm going to try it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43324370)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:51 PM
Author: Histrionic cream cuck

Tried this opener on some shrews, no responses yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298441)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:01 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac boltzmann property

Historically men have had to court women and the process was far more involved. There has never been a time when it’s been easier or faster to go from first contact to fucking a girl than now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43300846)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:33 PM
Author: Bistre office

Hey handsome. Looking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298397)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 7:50 PM
Author: Thirsty onyx tanning salon boiling water

I'm 5'9.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43298435)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 9:51 AM
Author: chrome set prole

"Are you a cop?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43300805)



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Date: October 20th, 2021 9:59 AM
Author: violet skinny woman space

"ibs, am i right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43300835)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: Histrionic cream cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4944332&forum_id=2#43324287)