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Date: October 20th, 2021 4:16 AM Author: histrionic place of business locale Got a sweet parking space outside the Galleria that would have cost $12 totally comped and was able to play laser tag and have a steak dinner on the house. Also had an orgy with my Arab paralegal and his whore wife.
The next day I got a curb spot outside opposing counsel's office that would have ordinarily set me back about $5. I paid the nominal fee and then sent in a form to the city of Santa Monica. Just found out they are going to *credit* my account.
My net worth is $35 million and I just cashed another $800,000 check, but you can't put a price on free parking. |
Date: October 20th, 2021 5:10 AM Author: cerebral frum goyim mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43300274) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Purple Gas Station Antidepressant Drug These are low effort and terribly done. Stopped reading after “my Arab paralegal”. Everyone knows it’s Paralegal Mohammad. Your parodies are usually much better but your cslg ones are consistently terrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43300354) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:28 AM Author: histrionic place of business locale They're meant to be bad, faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43300970) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:38 AM Author: Purple Gas Station Antidepressant Drug no, your news article parodies are completely realistic and believable. your CSLG parodies sound absolutely nothing like CSLG and totally miss his voice, tone, expressions, catchphrases, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301030) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:46 AM Author: beta abode Bragging about free parking is on point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301088) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:11 AM Author: Purple Gas Station Antidepressant Drug yes, the topic on point. OP's thread title was fine, but the entire message is a disaster.
OP never uses the term "orgies" -- it's always three-somes or swapping.
he'd never call someone's wife a "whore"
everyone knows the term is Paralegal Mohammad, not "my Arab paralegal"
and this is just the first paragraph alone. it misses the flavor of CSLG's voice
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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:31 PM Author: spectacular nibblets cuckold BUT WHERE DO WE DRAW THE LINE? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43304204) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 8:34 AM Author: Henna at-the-ready azn native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43306404) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:31 AM Author: vigorous emerald police squad parlour This was the feedback Evan needed to get back on track. You did the bort a service here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43300987) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:31 AM Author: histrionic place of business locale How dare you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43300990) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:38 AM Author: Purple Gas Station Antidepressant Drug ty. i hope he improves. he's obviously been great in the past. make evan39's parodies great again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301036) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:47 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal Haunted Graveyard Organic Girlfriend Check the Babylon bee thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301098) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:43 AM Author: Fishy hateful theatre new version Can you rate mine?
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:45 AM Author: Purple Gas Station Antidepressant Drug way the fuck better than any e39 parody of CSLG. you captured CSLG's voice and also subtle details that an astute boart reader would know ("t-shirt AND hoodie"). fine work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301081) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:04 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal Haunted Graveyard Organic Girlfriend "european style" pool is 180 brother. who tf knows that that means but it sounds classy to a prole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301204) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:45 AM Author: Insecure Cracking Legend he does CSLG parodies better on his FLW moniker. still enjoyed this one though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301084) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 10:52 AM Author: Exhilarant library I thought it was 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301114) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:00 AM Author: umber pit affirmative action These might not seem so bad if FLW wasn’t so good at them. He definitely needs to step up his game to compete against him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301166) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:03 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal Haunted Graveyard Organic Girlfriend tone is all wrong, "whore wife"? plus cslg's whole schtick is that he can afford $12 parking |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:04 AM Author: umber pit affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301199) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:12 AM Author: Purple Gas Station Antidepressant Drug cr, "whore wife," "orgy" and "my Arab Paralegal" all in the 1st paragraph are completely wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301245) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:14 AM Author: Fishy hateful theatre new version Cr plus everyone knows Paralegal Mohammed is on dat MGTOW tip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301248) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 1:11 PM Author: trip quadroon It's great being rich, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43307831) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:15 AM Author: Arousing Olive Office Turdskin evan, reminder, this would be a great time to permanently walk away from all these ungrateful faggots who have consumed your content for free for years but are willing to turn on you instantly for not capturing a "voice" correctly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301255) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:16 AM Author: histrionic place of business locale Very Cr! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301256) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:18 AM Author: Arousing Olive Office Turdskin Reminder: 90% of people here are lazy fucks who couldn't write an effective sentence to save their life but hold the privileged position of being able to opine on the oeuvre of someone who's been generating celebrated content for the bort for over a decade. Fuck them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301273) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:27 AM Author: Purple Gas Station Antidepressant Drug even the greats need constructive criticism and feedback. easy to let fame and success get to your head and slack off and rest on your laurels and not perform as you did in the past. a reality check is helpful for fading stars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301336) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:30 AM Author: Arousing Olive Office Turdskin Evan isn't a fading star. He's a talented writer and busy person, particularly given his recent committee assignments and practice demands, not to mention Susan and Jacob both being in grade school now and the stress of purchasing a second vacation home, who deigns to provide this fading site with content. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301348) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:33 AM Author: Purple Gas Station Antidepressant Drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301370) |
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Date: October 21st, 2021 4:10 AM Author: histrionic place of business locale ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43306011) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:15 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal Haunted Graveyard Organic Girlfriend turned out to be a good thread lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301253) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:15 AM Author: histrionic place of business locale You cowards have no right to criticize me! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301254) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 7:58 PM Author: cerebral frum goyim mother Its always some no name pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43304032) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2021 2:05 PM Author: Crystalline useless jewess genital piercing Dey juss salty, suga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43314366) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 11:26 AM Author: supple impressive senate Just let FLW do these. Not your forte. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301328) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 12:31 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone casino I like your work, but this one fell a bit flat, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301597) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:08 PM Author: Passionate rambunctious school cafeteria Spirit was there, but he didnt put in enough effort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43304082) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 1:05 PM Author: Appetizing Twisted Cruise Ship Hissy Fit I for one enjoyed Evan’s faggot interpretation of CSLG. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43301784) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:07 PM Author: Laughsome Greedy University I think this was a meta parody. Arab paralegal gives it away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43304079) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 8:38 PM Author: Purple Gas Station Antidepressant Drug sup evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43304227) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 9:45 PM Author: Laughsome Greedy University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43304639) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 9:46 PM Author: soul-stirring hairy legs xo can barely figure out a parody lmfao at trying to do a meta anything (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43304641) |
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Date: October 20th, 2021 9:52 PM Author: Laughsome Greedy University (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4945801&forum_id=2#43304682) |
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