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Rating poasters as divisive Thanksgiving dinner conversations

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stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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Indigo Vigorous State Boiling Water
  11/23/21
hushed but heated argument over your cousin not being able t...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/23/21
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buff senate chad
  11/23/21
180
Greedy misunderstood school
  11/24/21
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khaki voyeur
  11/28/21
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fragrant faggotry
  11/23/21
your uncle insisting that his new wife's side dish was not p...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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Chestnut Crackhouse
  11/23/21
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sienna university laser beams
  11/23/21
The Mashed Potatoes Altercation
sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/23/21
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abnormal swashbuckling ticket booth shitlib
  11/23/21
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hairraiser striped hyena immigrant
  11/23/21
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bonkers ratface locale
  11/23/21
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at-the-ready twinkling pit
  11/23/21
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fragrant faggotry
  11/23/21
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Purple Personal Credit Line
  11/26/21
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Topaz exhilarant garrison
  11/23/21
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Stubborn Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
your brother sparking a huge argument with your shitlib sist...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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Magenta weed whacker
  11/23/21
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sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/23/21
very plausible in my household
sienna university laser beams
  11/23/21
prestigious
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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Stubborn Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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at-the-ready twinkling pit
  11/23/21
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Dun mischievous gaming laptop
  11/24/21
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Greedy misunderstood school
  11/24/21
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Crusty alpha
  11/23/21
a terse, catty, and mysterious exchange between two of your ...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
lol
Crusty alpha
  11/23/21
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insecure theater stage rigor
  11/23/21
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chrome wrinkle
  11/23/21
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razzle fighting corn cake
  11/23/21
oh fucking shit, are we related
Slate national
  11/23/21
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glittery center
  11/23/21
Lol this is pretty good. Love the subtlety
spruce locus
  11/23/21
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Topaz exhilarant garrison
  11/23/21
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Stubborn Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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bonkers ratface locale
  11/23/21
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Gold stage
  11/23/21
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180 Mahogany Set Haunted Graveyard
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Brindle rehab
  11/23/21
your 12 year old nephew, who is clearly cis, announcing to e...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
lmao
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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supple poppy knife
  11/23/21
your catty sister making snide remarks about how "oh, l...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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Topaz exhilarant garrison
  11/23/21
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sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/24/23
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Chestnut Crackhouse
  11/23/21
an unexpectedly heated exchange between two unmarried millen...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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Contagious heaven brethren
  11/23/21
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sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/23/21
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Topaz exhilarant garrison
  11/23/21
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bonkers ratface locale
  11/23/21
lmfao
at-the-ready twinkling pit
  11/23/21
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Navy buck-toothed theatre
  11/23/21
Fuck me.
White Dashing Principal's Office
  11/23/21
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Indigo Vigorous State Boiling Water
  11/24/21
jfc
Greedy misunderstood school
  11/24/21
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black codepig friendly grandma
  11/24/21
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sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/24/23
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Slap-happy kitchen
  11/23/21
your 27 year old failure to launch brother appears midway th...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
lmao
Slap-happy kitchen
  11/23/21
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Frum liquid oxygen corner
  11/23/21
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translucent big plaza sandwich
  11/23/21
:(
Galvanic forum national security agency
  11/23/21
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sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/23/21
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sienna university laser beams
  11/23/21
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Zombie-like Bisexual Preventive Strike
  11/23/21
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buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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Topaz exhilarant garrison
  11/23/21
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Stubborn Cruise Ship
  11/23/21
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talented coral business firm marketing idea
  11/27/21
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Floppy startled background story
  11/23/21
your cousin's date, who is meeting for the family the first ...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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Lemon Indian Lodge Really Tough Guy
  11/23/21
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abnormal swashbuckling ticket booth shitlib
  11/23/21
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buff senate chad
  11/23/21
Claire TP
hairraiser striped hyena immigrant
  11/23/21
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Greedy misunderstood school
  11/24/21
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Infuriating shivering resort
  11/25/21
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Passionate nibblets
  11/23/21
you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin t...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/23/21
180
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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transparent stock car box office
  11/24/21
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khaki voyeur
  11/28/21
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garnet unholy coffee pot
  11/23/21
you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as a...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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garnet unholy coffee pot
  11/23/21
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buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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duck-like haunting spot nowag
  11/23/21
your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insist...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before...
Slate national
  11/23/21
180
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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Motley carmine dingle berry travel guidebook
  11/25/21
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insecure theater stage rigor
  11/23/21
tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich re...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
LMAO
Bateful pink stain
  11/23/21
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Galvanic forum national security agency
  11/23/21
your sister finally interjects into a conversation between y...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.
Bateful pink stain
  11/23/21
i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fia...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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fantasy-prone patrolman
  11/23/21
your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
lol
fantasy-prone patrolman
  11/23/21
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pale regret bawdyhouse
  11/23/21
this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mothe...
Bateful pink stain
  11/23/21
You read XO with your wife?
Nighttime maize temple
  11/25/21
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Brilliant Indirect Expression
  11/23/21
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bonkers ratface locale
  11/23/21
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Navy buck-toothed theatre
  11/23/21
(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a goo...
White Dashing Principal's Office
  11/23/21
your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the f...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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Magenta weed whacker
  11/23/21
they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her co...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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Magenta weed whacker
  11/23/21
highly preftigious
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, ...
jet-lagged multi-colored death wish
  11/23/21
180
Greedy misunderstood school
  11/24/21
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Vibrant brunch dragon
  11/24/23
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Chocolate Shrine
  11/23/21
your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while cho...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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buff senate chad
  11/23/21
ty for the conversation starters
insanely creepy opaque fat ankles
  11/23/21
"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS"...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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razzle fighting corn cake
  11/23/21
your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation betwe...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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Greedy misunderstood school
  11/24/21
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Racy sanctuary roast beef
  11/23/21
your brother finally says "can you speak normally for o...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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Bateful pink stain
  11/23/21
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insanely creepy opaque fat ankles
  11/23/21
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buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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Galvanic forum national security agency
  11/23/21
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Magenta weed whacker
  11/23/21
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Navy buck-toothed theatre
  11/23/21
(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)
fragrant faggotry
  11/23/21
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Bateful pink stain
  11/23/21
you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbea...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
oh this may very much happen. tbf, they know the deal alr...
Bateful pink stain
  11/23/21
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buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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Odious domesticated meetinghouse
  11/23/21
the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend y...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
twist: I’m the uncle
sienna university laser beams
  11/23/21
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Topaz exhilarant garrison
  11/23/21
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Slimy milky sweet tailpipe
  11/23/21
your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate de...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
actually he's 35
big-titted selfie lodge
  11/23/21
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Brilliant Indirect Expression
  11/23/21
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Slimy milky sweet tailpipe
  11/24/23
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pale regret bawdyhouse
  11/23/21
your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tikto...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch gl...
pale regret bawdyhouse
  11/23/21
as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice th...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
no ragrets
pale regret bawdyhouse
  11/23/21
*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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Greedy misunderstood school
  11/24/21
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sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/23/21
...
Slate national
  11/23/21
your father finally putting his foot down and telling your s...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obvi...
Slate national
  11/23/21
"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their live...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
tyft
Slate national
  11/23/21
You’re making my day with this stuff
sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/23/21
i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's bee...
Bateful pink stain
  11/23/21
i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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bonkers ratface locale
  11/23/21
180
jet-lagged multi-colored death wish
  11/23/21
...
White Dashing Principal's Office
  11/23/21
lol
Navy buck-toothed theatre
  11/23/21
180 billion
Greedy misunderstood school
  11/24/21
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transparent stock car box office
  11/24/21
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Glassy newt lay
  11/23/21
you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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insecure theater stage rigor
  11/23/21
What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching e...
Nighttime maize temple
  11/25/21
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Cerise Excitant Factory Reset Button Stead
  11/23/21
your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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bearded hairy legs
  11/23/21
your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several ye...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
mods
bearded hairy legs
  11/23/21
does his son work for the parks department?
insecure theater stage rigor
  11/23/21
lmao exactly what i was envisioning
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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Lemon Indian Lodge Really Tough Guy
  11/23/21
...
sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/23/21
you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a la...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
This seems grimly prescient
sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/23/21
as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your ...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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Brilliant Indirect Expression
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
...
Twisted Degenerate
  11/23/21
"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do th...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
...
iridescent vivacious karate
  11/23/21
dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of y...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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Disrespectful Parlor Wagecucks
  11/23/21
in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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sienna university laser beams
  11/23/21
your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfrie...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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boyish french chef
  11/23/21
you sister silently walks away from the table after she over...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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boyish french chef
  11/23/21
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sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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flatulent disgusting gas station associate
  11/23/21
a really bizarre argument between your mother and your siste...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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Sepia police squad elastic band
  11/23/21
A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and he...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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Brilliant Indirect Expression
  11/23/21
your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who h...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
great thread
glittery center
  11/23/21
a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unkno...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
Fantastic thread
Slate national
  11/23/21
your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hasht...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with s...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
lmfao
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
...
Sepia police squad elastic band
  11/23/21
...
bonkers ratface locale
  11/23/21
...
jet-lagged multi-colored death wish
  11/23/21
...
sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/23/21
...
Navy buck-toothed theatre
  11/23/21
lol
Lemon Indian Lodge Really Tough Guy
  11/24/21
...
soul-stirring mediation
  11/24/21
lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this: Nume...
Slap-happy kitchen
  11/26/21
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olive hell
  11/16/23
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spruce locus
  11/23/21
your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally let...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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spruce locus
  11/23/21
love these threads
aphrodisiac den coldplay fan
  11/23/21
your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
...
aphrodisiac den coldplay fan
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...
Lemon Indian Lodge Really Tough Guy
  11/24/21
...
sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/25/21
...
Yellow comical windowlicker jap
  11/23/21
your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
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buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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Lemon Indian Lodge Really Tough Guy
  11/24/21
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transparent stock car box office
  11/24/21
...
abnormal swashbuckling ticket booth shitlib
  11/23/21
your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyon...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
...
Sepia police squad elastic band
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
Wow. Gorgeous culinary decisions.
abnormal swashbuckling ticket booth shitlib
  11/23/21
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Demanding headpube institution
  11/23/21
you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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Bateful pink stain
  11/23/21
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sienna university laser beams
  11/23/21
...
Topaz exhilarant garrison
  11/23/21
...
Magenta weed whacker
  11/23/21
180 sir
Demanding headpube institution
  11/23/21
one of the best rating threads I've ever seen
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something ab...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey w...
Floppy startled background story
  11/23/21
don't subject your family to gay foodie shit
Sepia police squad elastic band
  11/23/21
...
Topaz exhilarant garrison
  11/23/21
during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in ...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
...
Topaz exhilarant garrison
  11/23/21
...
bonkers ratface locale
  11/23/21
...
sienna university laser beams
  11/24/21
...
Magenta weed whacker
  11/23/21
spit out my drink at this one
abnormal swashbuckling ticket booth shitlib
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
lol
Bateful pink stain
  11/23/21
...
House-broken milk mood
  11/23/21
the tense conversation between your grandmother and your bro...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
...
House-broken milk mood
  11/23/21
Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a r...
carnelian market therapy
  11/23/21
...
fluffy awkward property
  11/23/21
your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, dis...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
...
bonkers ratface locale
  11/23/21
TY
fluffy awkward property
  11/23/21
...
sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/23/21
...
Bateful pink stain
  11/23/21
...
Useless Ebony Step-uncle's House
  11/23/21
...
Navy buck-toothed theatre
  11/23/21
...
Territorial blue sneaky criminal
  11/23/21
two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drin...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
...
Territorial blue sneaky criminal
  11/23/21
...
sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/23/21
...
bonkers ratface locale
  11/23/21
your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the m...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
...
bonkers ratface locale
  11/23/21
this is very close to how mine is gonna go
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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Adulterous generalized bond
  11/23/21
your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, l...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
...
sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
presumptive 180
Alcoholic histrionic gay wizard
  11/23/21
your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked m...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
confirmed 180
Alcoholic histrionic gay wizard
  11/23/21
...
Greedy misunderstood school
  11/29/21
divisive af.
Bateful pink stain
  11/23/21
...
Gold stage
  11/23/21
...
sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
...
Doobsian reading party persian
  11/23/21
a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal whe...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
To be fair, *hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at th...
Doobsian reading party persian
  11/23/21
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Bateful pink stain
  11/23/21
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Gold stage
  11/23/21
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buff senate chad
  11/23/21
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Navy buck-toothed theatre
  11/23/21
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sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/24/21
...
bonkers ratface locale
  11/24/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my...
Gold stage
  11/23/21
your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, ...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
oh god
Gold stage
  11/23/21
...
sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/23/21
...
Lemon Indian Lodge Really Tough Guy
  11/24/21
whoa boy
sienna university laser beams
  11/24/21
...
soul-stirring mediation
  11/24/21
...
thriller office
  11/23/21
your uncle and step-cousin's three-hour long argument over w...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
lmao this conversation will take place, and run its course i...
thriller office
  11/23/21
...
heady coiffed theater
  11/23/21
your double-masked cousin polling each guest what they have ...
stirring puppy home
  11/23/21
FUCK YES
heady coiffed theater
  11/23/21
...
buff senate chad
  11/24/21
...
Crimson hissy fit
  11/24/21
the awkward conversation between you and your niece's boyfri...
stirring puppy home
  11/24/21
this actually could happen
Crimson hissy fit
  11/24/21
...
sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman
  11/24/21
...
Plum Orchestra Pit Philosopher-king
  11/24/21
your nephew, clearly stoned, incoherently ranting about the ...
stirring puppy home
  11/24/21
grandma going to bed, pulling the comforter tightly by her c...
Bateful pink stain
  11/24/21
*pops 50mg edible before putting on her "stories",...
stirring puppy home
  11/24/21
...
Metal chapel kitty cat
  11/24/21
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:46 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:25 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:47 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:49 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:13 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:26 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:53 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:55 AM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:57 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:30 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your 27 year old failure to launch brother appears midway through dinner from his dark attic room, and in response to "oh, look who decided to make an appearance!" from you dad, he responds with "i told you already i refused to celebrate an event rooted in the exploitation of indigenous peoples". this results in a shouting match between your dad and your brother while everyone shuffles around nervously, culminating in your mother leaving the room crying.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:24 PM
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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:01 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your cousin's date, who is meeting for the family the first time, making every conservation about cryptocurrency and blithely making remarks like "honestly, anyone still holding fiat is stupid and deserves what's coming"

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:03 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

you suddenly realize you've been talking about the chauvin trial for 15 minutes straight, and have displayed a worryingly deep knowledge of the facts of the case and why chauvin should have walked. everyone is staring at you awkwardly.

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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: buff senate chad

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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:31 PM
Author: transparent stock car box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43504904)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:43 PM
Author: khaki voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43523599)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: garnet unholy coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43494902)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

you awkwardly trying to change the topic for 15 minutes as an uncle you hardly know pitches you a "can't lose" investment after he catches wind of your crypto gains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43494915)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:06 PM
Author: garnet unholy coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43494924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497070)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:04 PM
Author: duck-like haunting spot nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43494913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:07 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your uncle huffing audibly as your 19 year old cousin insists of having a land acknowledgement before prayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43494929)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: Slate national

I wish we could dig up the Indians who owned the land before me so that I could genocide their bones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495489)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: buff senate chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497071)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:22 AM
Author: Motley carmine dingle berry travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43505308)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:05 PM
Author: insecure theater stage rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43494917)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:09 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

tempers flare at the childrens table as a child of a rich relative calls the child of a poor relative a "dirty console peasant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43494947)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: Bateful pink stain

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495287)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:13 PM
Author: Galvanic forum national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43494974)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your sister finally interjects into a conversation between you and your brother, who have been making subtle jokes about your sister's date within her earshot, who has fallen asleep on the barcalounger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43494993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:04 PM
Author: Bateful pink stain

180 barcalounger reference. you're on a roll. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495292)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:16 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

i was thinking of the sopranos with janice's narcoleptic fiancé who continually asks "have you heard the good news?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: fantasy-prone patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43494981)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:19 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your vegan cousin slamming her fork down and going on a rant after her mother says "see, a little butter isn't so bad" when she notices her daughter has finished a plate of "vegan string beans" made especially for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495000)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: fantasy-prone patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495269)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: pale regret bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495487)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:02 PM
Author: Bateful pink stain

this is my wife's favorite so far. 100% something her mother would do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496125)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:40 AM
Author: Nighttime maize temple

You read XO with your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43505340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:09 PM
Author: Brilliant Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496193)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: bonkers ratface locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498210)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:14 PM
Author: Navy buck-toothed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498772)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: White Dashing Principal's Office

(Jonathan Franzen cutting and pasting this thread into a google doc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43494994)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:22 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your uncle going on perplexing, long-winded rant about the future of "the team" after someone remarks that it's "just not the lions year" as the game concludes 27-6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495023)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:17 PM
Author: Magenta weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43494995)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:24 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

they hushed, tense conversation between your aunt and her college aged daughter about how he's the "product of his time" as your grandfather, the head patriarch of the family, openly criticizes "the niggers and the kikes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495032)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:25 PM
Author: Magenta weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: buff senate chad

highly preftigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497077)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: jet-lagged multi-colored death wish

This is my family's thanksgiving except there is no hushed, tense conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498282)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:44 PM
Author: Greedy misunderstood school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502482)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: Vibrant brunch dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#47092932)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Chocolate Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495044)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your 38 year old cousin trying to respond politely while choking back tears as your oblivious grandmothers asks "are you two trying to have children?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495051)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497081)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: insanely creepy opaque fat ankles

ty for the conversation starters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495045)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 12:30 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

"mom told me i wasn't allowed to bring my PARTNERS", your polyamorous, overweight 27 year old cousin responds when asked if she's dating anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: razzle fighting corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495257)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:03 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your grandfather's delightfully oblivious conversation between your middle-aged cousin and his "friend" gary about their recent trip to the bahamas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495284)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Greedy misunderstood school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502488)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:02 PM
Author: Racy sanctuary roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495275)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:09 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your brother finally says "can you speak normally for once?" to your nephew, an awkward 15 year old who has been speaking in gen z memes and internet slang the entire evening, resulting in a tense exchange between him and his sister (the child's mother).

you have been quietly appreciating his memes from across the table, but as 37 year old balding lawyer you have been too scared to reveal you know all of his references.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495326)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: Bateful pink stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495422)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: insanely creepy opaque fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495782)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497084)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Galvanic forum national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497089)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: Magenta weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498174)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Navy buck-toothed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498776)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: fragrant faggotry

(quietly slips a "Kappa" into the conversation)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498786)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:05 PM
Author: Bateful pink stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495300)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:11 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

you have been subtly dropping redpills on your afro-caribbean family all evening, however suddenly your college aged shitlib cousin blurts out "ted, you're really sounding like one of those alt-right nazis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495337)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:23 PM
Author: Bateful pink stain

oh this may very much happen.

tbf, they know the deal already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495426)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497085)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: Odious domesticated meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495411)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:26 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

the awkward small talk around the table as you all pretend you can't hear your aunt absolutely berating your uncle from the garage after he went for his 9th beer of the evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495452)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: sienna university laser beams

twist: I’m the uncle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495939)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: Topaz exhilarant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498082)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:21 PM
Author: Slimy milky sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495415)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your cousin, an underemployed 28 year old with a graduate degree, launching into a passionate, red-faced rant after your boomer uncle opines for the 5th time this evening that "this generation just doesn't want to work"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495467)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:45 PM
Author: big-titted selfie lodge

actually he's 35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Brilliant Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496204)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:35 AM
Author: Slimy milky sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#47093052)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:28 PM
Author: pale regret bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495464)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your 10/10 second cousin, who has been creating selfie tiktoks most of the evening, getting into a petulant argument when her mother insists she puts her phone away during dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495484)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:33 PM
Author: pale regret bawdyhouse

*leans over as nonchalantly as practical, trying to catch glimpse of her screen name*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495502)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

as you poast a link to the secret tiktok liar, you notice the link is purple. suddenly, you have a very shocking realization...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495634)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: pale regret bawdyhouse

no ragrets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

*after scrolling through some of her other posts, a fleeting sense of shame passes over you as your toss a soiled tissue into the trashcan*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495826)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: Greedy misunderstood school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502404)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495863)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:29 PM
Author: Slate national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495466)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:32 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your father finally putting his foot down and telling your sister to "cut the crap", who has been trying to pitch her mlm wares the entire evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495497)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: Slate national

Meanwhile my dick still smells like essential oils as I obviously did not grasp the intended use of what I was buying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495522)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

"dad, i'm just trying to help people improve their lives. muscadine wine was just telling me how his hudson valley pine aromatherapy incense set has done wonders on relaxing him"

"incense?" you wonder internally, as the smell emanating from your pants, not unlike a cheap pine car air-freshener, noticeably overpowers the smell of thanksgiving dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495581)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: Slate national

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495687)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:17 PM
Author: sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman

You’re making my day with this stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495869)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: Bateful pink stain

i've been sharing them sporadically with my wife. she's been laughing her ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:36 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

i hope she enjoyed your custom tailored one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496376)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497093)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: bonkers ratface locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498216)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: jet-lagged multi-colored death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498317)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:13 PM
Author: White Dashing Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498767)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:17 PM
Author: Navy buck-toothed theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498792)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:33 PM
Author: Greedy misunderstood school

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502410)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:35 PM
Author: transparent stock car box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43503017)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:31 PM
Author: Glassy newt lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495480)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

you and your cousin lock eyes and continue to talk about how crazy the weather has been, pretending to not see your grandfather being whisked away by his wife after he audibly shit his pants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495517)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:53 PM
Author: insecure theater stage rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495667)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: Nighttime maize temple

What is Thanksgiving like with the Secret Service watching everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43505353)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: Cerise Excitant Factory Reset Button Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your polite brother unconvincingly agreeing that it's "just like the real thing" as your other brother's wife slices another piece of previously untouched tofurky onto his plate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:48 PM
Author: bearded hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495627)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:51 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your uncle, who has been obsessed with drones for several years now, grabs your arm and pulls you back into a conversation you were trying to escape regarding upcoming drone models you could not care less about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495654)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: bearded hairy legs

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495657)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:52 PM
Author: insecure theater stage rigor

does his son work for the parks department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495661)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 1:56 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

lmao exactly what i was envisioning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495685)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Lemon Indian Lodge Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496202)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:12 PM
Author: sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495832)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

you pour your fourth wild turkey of the evening as you, a lawyer, try to remain calm as you explain to your college aged niece why you think you think judge schroeder was unbiased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:19 PM
Author: sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman

This seems grimly prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495880)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

as you turn away to splash some angostura bitters into your drink, she doesn't notice your exaggerated eye roll as she mentions "state lines" for the 20th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495896)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497095)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:12 PM
Author: Brilliant Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496220)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497094)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: Twisted Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495906)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:27 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

"look, i'm telling you right now i'm not going to do that" your uncle says defiantly, as your sister pleads for the family to use her child's preferred pronouns, who is running late to dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495924)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497098)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:25 PM
Author: iridescent vivacious karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495909)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

dinner is suddenly interrupted when a fight between two of your teenage cousins literally comes to blows in the family room. later you hear that the argument was regarding a feud between two obscure twitch streamers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495938)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:29 PM
Author: Disrespectful Parlor Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495934)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:36 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

in the first thanksgiving dinner you have all spent together since your father's passing, your other siblings exchange sarcastic and subtle references to their dissatisfaction over how the estate was divided.

"it's great that we still get to have dinner in the family home", says your brother, right after he made a comment implying you received the house for less than market value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:32 PM
Author: sienna university laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495956)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your ultra religious aunt asking your cousin and her boyfriend, who are cohabitating, progressively more intrusive and judgmental questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495988)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497103)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:38 PM
Author: boyish french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43495993)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:41 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

you sister silently walks away from the table after she overhears a your dad tell his brother "yeah, and that jogging nigger got what was coming to him, too"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496014)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: boyish french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496997)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497108)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 2:59 PM
Author: flatulent disgusting gas station associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:15 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

a really bizarre argument between your mother and your sister-in-law regarding whether sage should be in stuffing. your mother appears visibly upset for the reminder of the evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: Sepia police squad elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:19 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

A very catty and sarcastic exchange between your wife and her sister regarding the fact your sister-in-law was the only family member who didn't purchase one your daughter's joe corbi pizzas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496254)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Brilliant Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496144)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your mother-in-law escorting your drunk sister-in-law, who has been ranting about her "asshole husband" who recently had an affair someone half his age, away from the table and having a terse conversation with her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496360)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:20 PM
Author: glittery center

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496641)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 4:23 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

a tense conversation between your mother-in-law and an unknown female member of your wife's family from the kitchen regarding the allocation of leftovers. months later, you will learn that this led to an irreconcilable rift and they are no longer on speaking terms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496663)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497109)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:08 PM
Author: Slate national

Fantastic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496941)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:11 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your mother insisting your sister does not shout "hashtag girlboss thanksgiving!" after prayer, arguing that lettering her record the prayer for marketing material for her mlm business is as far as they'll go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43496959)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497111)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497042)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

the thanksgiving host, who smoked his turkey, arguing with several older women that the pinkness is natural and it's not undercooked. later, a significant amount of turkey is microwaved for fifteen minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497058)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: buff senate chad

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497114)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: Sepia police squad elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497124)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: bonkers ratface locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498223)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:08 PM
Author: jet-lagged multi-colored death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498347)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498780)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:22 PM
Author: Navy buck-toothed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498829)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Lemon Indian Lodge Really Tough Guy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43500221)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43504949)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:00 AM
Author: Slap-happy kitchen

lmao even funnier when I looked it up and read this:

Numerous callers to the USDA Meat and Poultry Hotline report being alarmed when seeing "pink." To them, it means "unsafe" or "under-done." ... Turkey can remain pink even after cooking to a safe minimum internal temperature of 165 °F. The meat of smoked turkey is always pink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43510601)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:14 PM
Author: olive hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#47063188)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: spruce locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497048)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your texan cousin is visiting from nyc, and accidentally lets slip he is not vaxx'd after telling everyone he is. a car full of several family members quickly leaves to go to the drug store and buy a large box of covid rapid tests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497079)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497119)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: spruce locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497122)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac den coldplay fan

love these threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497061)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your uncle, oblivious to the fact his effeminate nephew is a homosexual, announces he's always thought gilbert & sullivan and most other musicals are "faggy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497086)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:45 PM
Author: aphrodisiac den coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497146)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:49 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497164)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: Lemon Indian Lodge Really Tough Guy

wait if my uncle's nephew is the homo...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43500227)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:05 AM
Author: sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43505856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Yellow comical windowlicker jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497063)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your college aged cousin and his date nora get visibly drunk and starting getting handsy at the table, which everyone tries to ignore. you swear he whispers something about "tiny little naughty farties" to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497099)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:39 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Lemon Indian Lodge Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43500228)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: transparent stock car box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43503113)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:28 PM
Author: abnormal swashbuckling ticket booth shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your hippie sister-in-law hosts dinner and surprises everyone by announcing that it's "completely pescetarian!" when they arrive. however, as dinner is being served the doorbell rings, and a large boston market turkey is delivered, ordered by you brash uncle. the uncle and your sister-in-law have a terse and sarcastic exchange, which everyone tries to ignore. ultimately there is a lot of leftover fish but the turkey is gone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: Sepia police squad elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497126)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497132)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: abnormal swashbuckling ticket booth shitlib

Wow.

Gorgeous culinary decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498200)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:33 PM
Author: Demanding headpube institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497090)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

you hear your brother and sister-in-law quietly arguing in a separate room. "i told you not to invite him" you hear, as a lifted f-350 with loud exhaust sporting a gadsden flag and trump 2024 flag pulls into the driveway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497123)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:42 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497129)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:24 PM
Author: Bateful pink stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497345)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: sienna university laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497373)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:23 PM
Author: Topaz exhilarant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498080)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:40 PM
Author: Magenta weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498182)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Demanding headpube institution

180 sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43499267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:38 PM
Author: buff senate chad

one of the best rating threads I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497107)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your thanksgiving host mutters bitterly, saying something about j kenji lopez, as the group of women loudly cackle "much better!" as they pour copious amounts of gravy on their nuked, dry turkey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497131)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Floppy startled background story

this one and the one above about the pink in smoked turkey will definitely happen in my house and it will fucking piss me off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497156)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: Sepia police squad elastic band

don't subject your family to gay foodie shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43497171)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:20 PM
Author: Topaz exhilarant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498067)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:27 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

during dinner the host sees his nephew cutting something in the kitchen on his marble counter, and suddenly springs from his chair shouting "that's a $1,999.99 nippon steel blade you animal!" the host's brother, the child's parent, takes his brother aside and you hear a tense conversation, at one point your hear him say "your stupid little knife hobby is getting out of control".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498106)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: Topaz exhilarant garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498141)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:51 PM
Author: bonkers ratface locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498255)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:09 AM
Author: sienna university laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43500135)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Magenta weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498194)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:43 PM
Author: abnormal swashbuckling ticket booth shitlib

spit out my drink at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498215)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498226)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:03 PM
Author: Bateful pink stain

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498720)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:37 PM
Author: House-broken milk mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498149)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:42 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

the tense conversation between your grandmother and your brother's date: a black woman. it mostly goes ok, although everyone squirms when you grandmother, attempting to be gregarious, announces "this one's one of the good ones!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498211)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498232)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: House-broken milk mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498240)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:05 PM
Author: carnelian market therapy

Thursday night crew ribs analyst Mark Sanchez by showing a replay of the infamous “butt fumble.” You drunkenly claim that Sanchez would have 5 Super Bowls by now if he were in the Patriots system while Brady would be the one doing butt stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498330)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:39 PM
Author: fluffy awkward property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498158)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:45 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your cousin, who owes several people at the table money, discussing the merits of the various bronco models and why it "it ultimately just made sense" to get the founder's edition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498224)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:46 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498229)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: bonkers ratface locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498268)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: fluffy awkward property

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498270)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:06 PM
Author: sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498333)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Bateful pink stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498723)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:16 PM
Author: Useless Ebony Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498779)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: Navy buck-toothed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498841)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Territorial blue sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498222)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:49 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

two of your cousins, both middle aged men who have been drinking since noon, having a conversation about the final season of game of thrones, which starts gregariously but eventually devolves into bitter, heated exchange.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498248)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Territorial blue sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498283)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498796)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:52 PM
Author: bonkers ratface locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498267)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:54 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your prepper uncle steering every conversation towards the merits of physical silver, different types of dried food options, and the certainty of an economic apocalypse in the very near future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498276)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 8:59 PM
Author: bonkers ratface locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498305)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: buff senate chad

this is very close to how mine is gonna go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498856)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:01 PM
Author: Adulterous generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498316)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:07 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your sister, a 42 year old partner at a local midlaw firm, lecturing your cousin, a 22 year old college senior who is recently engaged, on how kids and family can wait, but delaying a graduate education and career can have disastrous consequences.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498340)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498798)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498859)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic histrionic gay wizard

presumptive 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498590)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:48 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your cousin, at 27 year old bartender who has never worked more than part time, having an argument with your uncle, a former pipefitter who retired early on social security disability due to a questionable injury, having a heated debate about the economy and generational attitudes. the thrust of both of their arguments is that the other generation is entitled and lazy, which is the source of most of the economic problems in the world today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498629)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: Alcoholic histrionic gay wizard

confirmed 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Greedy misunderstood school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43529477)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Bateful pink stain

divisive af.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498733)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: Gold stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498755)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498800)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:27 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498860)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: Doobsian reading party persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498686)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

a hush falls over the comfort family's thanksgiving meal when your bleeding heart cousin suggests we simply deport the niggers and kikes rather than exterminate them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498703)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Doobsian reading party persian

To be fair,

*hurls bowl of steaming hot paneer saag at the wall*

"WHITE FUCKING POWER!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498727)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Bateful pink stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498736)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:10 PM
Author: Gold stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498757)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498842)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:26 PM
Author: Navy buck-toothed theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498851)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:55 AM
Author: sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43500039)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 10:18 AM
Author: bonkers ratface locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43500601)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498844)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:04 PM
Author: Gold stage

Can we please comingle this with the "I want to fuck my sister-in-law and she's making it hard for me to resist" threading?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498728)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your wife telling your sex-positive sister-in-law "ok, enough is enough" when she hears her ask your 14 year old daughter how frequently she masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498762)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:12 PM
Author: Gold stage

oh god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498764)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:19 PM
Author: sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498809)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498846)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: Lemon Indian Lodge Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43500244)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:12 AM
Author: sienna university laser beams

whoa boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43500310)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43503616)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:06 PM
Author: thriller office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498738)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:18 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your uncle and step-cousin's three-hour long argument over whether January 6th people are insurrectionists or patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498795)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: thriller office

lmao this conversation will take place, and run its course in >5 minutes, after which the guys go quiet for 2 hours until cousin brings out a dusty bottle of brandy, says “fuck politics let’s talk about that Clemson game”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498866)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:25 PM
Author: heady coiffed theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498843)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your double-masked cousin polling each guest what they have individually done to combat white supremacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498913)



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Date: November 23rd, 2021 10:42 PM
Author: heady coiffed theater

FUCK YES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43498928)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:10 AM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43499325)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:18 AM
Author: Crimson hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43499345)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:21 AM
Author: stirring puppy home

the awkward conversation between you and your niece's boyfriend as you try to make him feel comfortable, despite the fact everyone knows that 45 min earlier your brother berated him after catching him wrist deep in your niece in the basement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43499353)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:27 AM
Author: Crimson hissy fit

this actually could happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43499376)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43500036)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:23 AM
Author: Plum Orchestra Pit Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43499357)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: stirring puppy home

your nephew, clearly stoned, incoherently ranting about the nature of the universe to your grandmother, who is nodding along and seemingly interested in what he's saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43499381)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 1:12 AM
Author: Bateful pink stain

grandma going to bed, pulling the comforter tightly by her chin..."that geoff is the only motherfucker with any sense in this house. oh well."

she was fully aware that geoff was stoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43499525)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:54 AM
Author: stirring puppy home

*pops 50mg edible before putting on her "stories", i.e. wheel of fortune and jeopardy*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43500116)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Metal chapel kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43500118)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:01 AM
Author: stirring puppy home

the moment when you stoic uncle finally snaps and curses at your cunt aunt, who has been carping on him all evening. the comment that did it was "oh, don't worry about passing the stuffing henry, i'll just reach across everyone and grab it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43500127)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: Bateful pink stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43500811)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:22 PM
Author: Metal chapel kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502362)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:52 AM
Author: flickering athletic conference multi-billionaire

Oh shit am I too late? 180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43500246)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: stirring puppy home

your aunt and mother arguing over how much longer they have to wait for your ne'er-do-well cousin before you start eating. after delaying dinner for 45min, johnny shows up during prayer wearing a wrinkled nirvana t-shirt and reeking of cigarettes and weed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43500270)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:54 AM
Author: buff senate chad

Have experienced nearly this exact situation, the piece of shit complained that we started without him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43500487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 12:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac den coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43501067)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:31 PM
Author: Greedy misunderstood school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502399)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:28 PM
Author: amethyst party of the first part mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502386)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:42 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

your uncle asks his sister-in-law, the host, "where's rufus this year?", unaware that rufus was struck by a car last month and she's still not over her beloved chow-chow being mowed down. after bravely trying to choke down tears, she excuses herself to the kitchen ostensibly to carve some more turkey. the table engages in desperate small talk as they ignore her quiet sobbing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502470)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:43 PM
Author: amethyst party of the first part mad-dog skullcap

Good Lord, it's like you know my sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502474)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:29 PM
Author: Greedy misunderstood school

180 work, rate me please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502389)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

the lecture your grandmother is giving your shitlib female cousin, who has gauges and visible tattoos, over what it means to be a proper woman. the guests shift uncomfortably when grandma begins recounting stories of her youth, which include several anecdotes of casual sexual harassment, which she seems to recount with glee and nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502489)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: Greedy misunderstood school

180. this has actually happened in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502563)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

"when i was a typist for the bell corporation, my manager mr. cunningsworth was one of those jolly sorts. if he caught you gossiping with the other girls he would give your bottom such a pinch! i'd wear two sets of undergarments even in the summer. he was such a joyful soul. one christmas party he emerged from his office in a telephone booth box with a hole cut out and his little pecker hanging out, painted bright yellow! holding a sign that read 'ring the bell for your holiday bonus!' us gals all knew his playfully devilish ways and had such a laugh. dorthey, one of the new girls, took the rascal's bait and give it a tug! we laughed and laughed. he said 'you're going to demonstrate more moxie than that, young lady! follow me to my office.' dorthey emerged half an hour later, and we had quite the gas explaining the prank and how there was no bonuses for first year girls.

oh, she looked so low, poor girl. never got to know the gal too well, come to think of it. she was diagnosed with hysteria and sent off to hillsboro county institution some time after that. oh, but we had such a jolly time gossiping about that party! mary-anne made a delightful bowl of fresh eggnog that i still dream about. i wish she would give out that recipe, but she refused to share."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502608)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 4:10 PM
Author: Sepia police squad elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502613)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43503269)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 9:21 PM
Author: abnormal swashbuckling ticket booth shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43504205)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:27 AM
Author: bespoke station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43505440)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:09 AM
Author: sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43505869)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:04 PM
Author: Greedy misunderstood school

Thread of the The Year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43529488)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43503267)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:07 AM
Author: sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43505863)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:45 PM
Author: Electric mexican pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502487)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:48 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

the grand negotiation of female guests over the allocation of cleaning duties, which is treated with the seriousness of a un meeting, as the male guests watch the cowboys game in a hazy whiskey and tryptophan induced stupor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502510)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: Electric mexican pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43503478)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502522)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 3:59 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

the conversation your nocoiner couisin is having to no one in particular as he bitterly mutters "hope he enjoys it while it lasts, the bottom is coming soon" as he crypto advocate brother, who spent all of last thanksgiving talking about something called SOL, arrives in a 2021 Aventador.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502575)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43503275)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43503623)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: bearded hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502946)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:25 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

an outwardly pleasant discussion between three adult men over which two will get a turkey leg. keen observers realize this will establish the pecking order and alpha status.

over dinner tony, a union laborer, shouts at mel, of counsel at a mid ranked vault firm: "see bro, i told you the wing is just as good"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43502982)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: bearded hairy legs

*shitlaw king gets the biggest leg, union laborer mewls in the corner and submissively urinates*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43503028)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:43 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

mikey larker, a local personal injury lawyer, and his wife, who are "close friends" of your 24 year old niece, make a brief appearance to say hi after dinner. larker doesn't have a single bite, but manages to get a business card into the hands of every guest at the table and leave a wonderful impression on everyone. your niece heads out early with the larkers, explaining that "i wanna take a quick dip in their hot tub, it's such a treat on the first brisk night of the year."

afterwards, you wonder why your niece didn't run upstairs to grab her bathing suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43503070)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 5:52 PM
Author: bearded hairy legs

*shitlaw king chuckles to self. "heh, she likes to fuck" he mutters to no one in particular*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43503103)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: Greedy misunderstood school

*his bug-eyed azn wife nods in agreement*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43529495)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43503276)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:01 PM
Author: Deep indecent sound barrier parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43503437)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:53 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

after losing the debate over whether dishes should be served family style or buffet style, everyone ignoring your bitter aunt's snide comments about "oh, this is MUCH more efficient" every time she has to pass a dish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43503654)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43504055)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 5:35 AM
Author: amethyst party of the first part mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43505594)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43503610)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 7:55 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

the whispered, confused debate about what you meant when you said you are thankful for "the flying j off exit 32"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43503662)



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Date: November 24th, 2021 8:48 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43504054)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:07 PM
Author: Greedy misunderstood school

and BIG Earl! can't forget about him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43529503)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 1:45 AM
Author: Infuriating shivering resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43505356)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:34 AM
Author: stirring puppy home

your niece, a 27 year old seventh grade teacher and proponent of critical race theory, and your uncle, a man who posts boomer memes warning about socialism and critical race theory all day on facebook, who have been strategically seated at opposite ends of the table, having a literal shouting match back and forth over the definition of "white supremacy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43505664)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 1:36 AM
Author: Infuriating shivering resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43537336)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 2:00 AM
Author: Nighttime maize temple

180++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43505391)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:39 AM
Author: stirring puppy home

your apolitical nephew desperately trying to engage you conversation to save himself from an uncle who has been harping non-stop on how the media is suppressing hunter biden stories

(this will be my last rating, wouldn't be right to do them after thanksgiving, and i am a foodie faggot who got up at 1am to smoke a turkey and am turning off xo to spend the day with fam. i love you all FRIENDS and hope you have a wonderful thanksgiving)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43505670)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:48 AM
Author: spruce locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43505680)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:01 AM
Author: Bateful pink stain

it was a herculean lift and should be applauded.

now this...THIS is content, people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43510608)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:18 AM
Author: Slap-happy kitchen

Amazing!!! Thread of the year for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43510688)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: bonkers ratface locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43514325)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:02 AM
Author: Purple Personal Credit Line

First classic thread in years, worthy of Krampus and that Asian midget lawyer dude with the anime ratings like GIRL UND PANZER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43510611)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:51 PM
Author: buff senate chad

please respond to this thread indicating which of these conversations took place at your Thanksgiving, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43519822)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 11:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac den coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43520169)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43523601)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:48 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972970&mc=54&forum_id=2

GORGEOUS happy get together with 180 family and no divisiveness! fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43523618)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:19 PM
Author: buff senate chad

180 fuck libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43523757)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 9:58 PM
Author: talented coral business firm marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43519862)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:39 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

you lying to your aunt that you didn't bring your commercial meat slicer because "it, uh, doesn't work well on roast turkey."

(there are a handful of notable poasters i've thought of responses for, and i reserve the right to reply if they poast)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43523583)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:46 AM
Author: Greedy misunderstood school

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43531539)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:44 PM
Author: Beady-eyed public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43523602)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: stirring puppy home

a lib guest spontaneously combusting in anger as a blonde haired, blue eyed extremely happy and GORGEOUS family with two goldens and a golden puppy join hands and give an extremely devout, heartful, and humble prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43523615)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed public bath

1800000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

https://images.camaelshirt.com/2021/07/jesus-is-my-savior-golden-retriever-is-my-therapy-poster-canvas-decor-art.jpg

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0510/2705/0662/products/16633-0_27_a04622e9-fdd7-4ceb-b9f4-519c2c6ecf32_2000x.jpg?v=1623830525

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43523742)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:00 PM
Author: Greedy misunderstood school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43529470)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 7:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed public bath

Golden Lives Matter!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43529496)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 9:43 PM
Author: buff senate chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43530254)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed public bath

And while we're on the subject, I also now think of you whenever I see golden retrievers, lmao (ever since we discussed golden retrievers at TTTs).

We are kindred spirits, I agree - always finding the beautiful Easter eggs, the windows into Heaven, the love in the ruins hiding in plain sight, oases amid the lib graffiti.

As Dostoevsky said in Brothers Karamazov:

"There was so much of God's glory around me, and I lived in shame: I didn't notice the beauty and the glory of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43523760)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Magenta weed whacker

such a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43531542)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: Greedy misunderstood school

thread of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43531544)



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Date: November 30th, 2021 5:50 AM
Author: Magenta weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43531545)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: pearly cracking becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#43617165)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: stirring puppy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#47063153)



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Date: November 16th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: olive hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#47063158)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: stirring puppy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#47092855)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: sadistic bright trailer park skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#47092936)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: Slimy milky sweet tailpipe

Thanks for the content gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4970919&forum_id=2#47093056)