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37 and had the best date of my life with a 19 year old last night

Met her on tinder and talked for a few weeks. She’s in...
Stirring Glassy Institution
  11/25/21
This is legal normal and fine the woman should always be lik...
Burgundy Wrinkle
  11/25/21
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apoplectic flesh hospital
  11/26/21
This happens more than you think without the twist..legally ...
Burgundy Wrinkle
  11/25/21
What are you talking about? Lmao. Why do you keep saying leg...
Stirring Glassy Institution
  11/25/21
This is two consenting adults I don't get it if it was 88 an...
Burgundy Wrinkle
  11/25/21
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Rambunctious dashing rigpig organic girlfriend
  11/25/21
What if it was 18 and 88 though
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apoplectic flesh hospital
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Up-to-no-good 180 potus
  11/25/21
180 twist
electric learning disabled ticket booth
  11/25/21
Thanks man. Wife is hysterically laughing right now. I sent ...
Stirring Glassy Institution
  11/25/21
Had to take new puppy out to potty.
electric learning disabled ticket booth
  11/25/21
Our toilets are so clogged I’ve been going outside too...
Stirring Glassy Institution
  11/25/21
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Lime fragrant plaza
  11/25/21
Confirmed the wife is not flame.
Racy slap-happy community account tattoo
  11/25/21
And not for reasons you would assume. She flushes random shi...
Stirring Glassy Institution
  11/25/21
If you rent to women, you really need to drill it to their h...
Racy slap-happy community account tattoo
  11/25/21
lolling
Twisted comical piazza
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Awkward rehab milk
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Why kill the flame at the end?
beady-eyed low-t nowag
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Racy slap-happy community account tattoo
  11/25/21
A flame has been torpedo’d
Stirring Glassy Institution
  11/25/21
you gotta let that shit rock for bort content
beady-eyed low-t nowag
  11/25/21
Thanks man I’ll take note. New poaster, first day
Stirring Glassy Institution
  11/25/21
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Rambunctious dashing rigpig organic girlfriend
  11/25/21
I was dying laughing bc that’s what someone would have...
Lime fragrant plaza
  11/25/21
I WANT TO BELIEVE
diverse white water buffalo
  11/25/21
When I'm 37, I'm going to fuck a 29 year old off tinder and ...
Racy slap-happy community account tattoo
  11/25/21
Socially acceptable is even 25 this is all crazy
Burgundy Wrinkle
  11/25/21
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apoplectic flesh hospital
  11/26/21
So the Bellevue guys were blowing you the whole time?
sooty travel guidebook patrolman
  11/25/21
Almost spit up my drink at the end
high-end sanctuary fortuitous meteor
  11/25/21
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Stirring Glassy Institution
  11/25/21
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Lime fragrant plaza
  11/25/21
love you johnsmeyer
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Glittery hunting ground
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Stirring Glassy Institution
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apoplectic flesh hospital
  11/26/21
NOT THE GURNEY
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Brilliant preventive strike
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Rambunctious dashing rigpig organic girlfriend
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Lime fragrant plaza
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irradiated cowardly idea he suggested
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Stirring Glassy Institution
  12/01/21
lmao i had this same dream except it was a guy
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  12/01/21


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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:15 AM
Author: Stirring Glassy Institution

Met her on tinder and talked for a few weeks. She’s in community college and broke up with her boyfriend that she had since the beginning of high school. She said they obviously had sex but it was boring as shit.

Then she came to college and started meeting guys and had sex with 2 more guys. Nothing special. She’s interested in me because I give her “hot gym teacher vibes.” I had my age on tinder set to 29 and then when I matched I was honest and said I just did it to meet younger girls and she didn’t give one shit.

She’s pretty 180 all around. Not dumb at all—just got 85’s in college, could have gone to a SUNY but wants to up her grades a little and go somewhere better. Very “home body.” Loves her parents. Very 90’s in term of jokes. For example I was driving home the other night from work and I said I’m tired and she said “why don’t you pull over to the truck stop and get a bud tallboy?”

I was dying laughing bc that’s what someone would have said in the 90s. We went on a date the other day and laughed the whole time. Last night I took her on a really nice dinner. It was a test because if she accepted the date on the night before Thanksgiving it means she’s really into me bc her friends are coming back from college. I think the fact she had a boyfriend the whole time in high school fucked her up a little in terms of good long term friends so she’s “broken” in that sense (in a good way).

Last night we’re at my place and making out. In the middle shes like “you’re gonna hate me but it’s my period and I can’t have sex. Please don’t be mad.” I was like lol I’m really enjoying hanging out I don’t care at all. Then she smiled, we made out for like a hour.

Then she says she wants to suck my dick. I’m like you sure? She starts sucking it then as I’m about to blow one squirt blows in her throat and I hear her swallow, then a cough, then a gag so I pull out. As I’m pulling out she’s hysterical laughing and as a result I laugh and blow my load all over the bed and on her. I’m like wtf and we both start hysterically laughing on the bed.

She tells me that her first boyfriend she never swallowed bc they always had sex so it ever came up. And sex was always with a condom so she didn’t have to suck it to lube it up. The few times she did give him head she didn’t swallow. Then she met a guy on tinder and he begged her to swallow and she tried and gagged and spit it all up and he was pissed. So she always dreaded it and didn’t want to do it but she’s so happy I just laughed and she wants to try to do it again.

I’m like don’t worry I’m 37 I just want to fuck you. Head isn’t important to me. I’m really starting to like you. Then she snuggled on my arm and fell asleep. Then I felt someone shaking me and it was three Bellevue hospital workers trying to wake me up to take my medication as I was screaming strapped to a gurney.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505648)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:31 AM
Author: Burgundy Wrinkle

This is legal normal and fine the woman should always be like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505661)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 4:21 AM
Author: apoplectic flesh hospital



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:37 AM
Author: Burgundy Wrinkle

This happens more than you think without the twist..legally this is two consenting adults I don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505667)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:38 AM
Author: Stirring Glassy Institution

What are you talking about? Lmao. Why do you keep saying legally?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505668)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:41 AM
Author: Burgundy Wrinkle

This is two consenting adults I don't get it if it was 88 and 18 it's a non issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505672)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:39 AM
Author: Rambunctious dashing rigpig organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505783)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: black nubile idiot

What if it was 18 and 88 though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43508819)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 4:21 AM
Author: apoplectic flesh hospital



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:20 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good 180 potus



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:22 AM
Author: electric learning disabled ticket booth

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505653)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:22 AM
Author: Stirring Glassy Institution

Thanks man. Wife is hysterically laughing right now. I sent it to her. What tf you doing up so early?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505654)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: electric learning disabled ticket booth

Had to take new puppy out to potty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505659)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 7:36 AM
Author: Stirring Glassy Institution

Our toilets are so clogged I’ve been going outside too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505666)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:41 AM
Author: Lime fragrant plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505790)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:55 AM
Author: Racy slap-happy community account tattoo

Confirmed the wife is not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505820)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:59 AM
Author: Stirring Glassy Institution

And not for reasons you would assume. She flushes random shit down the toilet. The night I met her (we knew each other for a year before dating) she got hammered at a house party and took a giant crap and tried to flush those decoration hand towels down the toilet and flooded the whole bathroom. I remember the owner of the house putting on rain boots to go in there and unclog the toilet. Women are stupid as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505830)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:05 AM
Author: Racy slap-happy community account tattoo

If you rent to women, you really need to drill it to their head not to flush anything down the toilet other than toilet paper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505854)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:33 AM
Author: Twisted comical piazza

lolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505938)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:39 PM
Author: Awkward rehab milk



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:03 AM
Author: beady-eyed low-t nowag

Why kill the flame at the end?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505717)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:24 AM
Author: Racy slap-happy community account tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505741)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Stirring Glassy Institution

A flame has been torpedo’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505771)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: beady-eyed low-t nowag

you gotta let that shit rock for bort content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505827)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:00 AM
Author: Stirring Glassy Institution

Thanks man I’ll take note. New poaster, first day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505837)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:39 AM
Author: Rambunctious dashing rigpig organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505782)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:41 AM
Author: Lime fragrant plaza

I was dying laughing bc that’s what someone would have said in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505788)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:53 AM
Author: diverse white water buffalo

I WANT TO BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505815)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:58 AM
Author: Racy slap-happy community account tattoo

When I'm 37, I'm going to fuck a 29 year old off tinder and make a thread about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505828)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:11 AM
Author: Burgundy Wrinkle

Socially acceptable is even 25 this is all crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505876)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 4:22 AM
Author: apoplectic flesh hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43510229)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:59 AM
Author: sooty travel guidebook patrolman

So the Bellevue guys were blowing you the whole time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505833)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:32 AM
Author: high-end sanctuary fortuitous meteor

Almost spit up my drink at the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43505934)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Stirring Glassy Institution



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Date: November 25th, 2021 4:39 PM
Author: Lime fragrant plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43507858)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 4:42 PM
Author: Flatulent Copper Fat Ankles Factory Reset Button

love you johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43507867)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:16 PM
Author: Stirring Glassy Institution



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:22 PM
Author: adventurous principal's office striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43508831)



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:26 PM
Author: Glittery hunting ground



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Talented telephone trump supporter



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Date: November 25th, 2021 8:33 PM
Author: big talking pocket flask



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Date: November 25th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: Stirring Glassy Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43509065)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 4:22 AM
Author: apoplectic flesh hospital



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Date: November 26th, 2021 4:24 AM
Author: thirsty windowlicker step-uncle's house

NOT THE GURNEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43510231)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: lilac vigorous shrine giraffe



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Date: November 30th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: Brilliant preventive strike



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Date: November 30th, 2021 9:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious dashing rigpig organic girlfriend



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Date: November 30th, 2021 9:44 PM
Author: Lime fragrant plaza



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Date: November 30th, 2021 9:45 PM
Author: irradiated cowardly idea he suggested



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Date: December 1st, 2021 11:23 AM
Author: Stirring Glassy Institution



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Date: December 1st, 2021 11:55 AM
Author: aphrodisiac disgusting casino round eye

lmao i had this same dream except it was a guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4972185&forum_id=2#43539238)