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Hypo: you have to survive on streets of violent inner city shithole for 48 hrs

For $7 million You can wear protective equipment like bod...
Lascivious up-to-no-good puppy resort
  01/12/22
I could easily do this and have done it before. I'm not whit...
Vivacious base telephone
  01/12/22
what if a chill white bro in saggy jeans and oversize shirt ...
Lascivious up-to-no-good puppy resort
  01/12/22
U literally will probably get raped at gun point Blacks a...
Vivacious base telephone
  01/12/22
If you are a soy boy. If you look like a giant redneck lik...
Sable Site
  01/12/22
you legit look like a redneck? would not have expected th...
white talented boltzmann
  01/12/22
? This is exactly how I picture Drunkard
red arousing round eye
  01/12/22
how often do you think violent homosexual rape happens? the ...
Fuchsia tanning salon famous landscape painting
  01/12/22
not a hater of yours but really questioning ur logic in this...
Lascivious up-to-no-good puppy resort
  01/12/22
dude i grew up in the dindu thunderdome i know how it is and...
Fuchsia tanning salon famous landscape painting
  01/12/22
This. On foot, normal clothes (not a suit or tux or somethi...
Sable Site
  01/12/22
people are really confused about what happens in these neigh...
Fuchsia tanning salon famous landscape painting
  01/12/22
I have hung out in North Philly by temple, South Broad (a lo...
Sable Site
  01/12/22
100% tcr. The OP seems to imagine the second a white person...
twisted athletic conference
  01/12/22
Blacks rape men all of the time
Vivacious base telephone
  01/12/22
Nigga, white people represent money. They want to keep selli...
unholy insane boiling water stage
  01/12/22
gbti
Vivacious base telephone
  01/12/22
Lmao I'm jew because I'm not afraid of the ghetto?
unholy insane boiling water stage
  01/13/22
Can you just start blowing people left and right?
flesh rebellious piazza
  01/12/22
i'd just walk around. i've done this a lot and never been bo...
Snowy regret
  01/12/22
You’ve never walked alone in the hood at 3am tough guy
Fishy histrionic rigpig
  01/12/22
I have.
Sable Site
  01/12/22
I absolutely have. By 3am it is actually quieter. The more...
twisted athletic conference
  01/12/22
uh yeah i have. years ago i used to walk cass to mexicantown...
Snowy regret
  01/12/22
Lol as others have said, it's 7-10PM when things are bad
red arousing round eye
  01/12/22
lol this is easy, just walk around, who cares. 9 times out o...
Hideous Becky
  01/12/22
...
Fuchsia tanning salon famous landscape painting
  01/12/22
hood nigga above thinks whitey is a goner in this scenario
Lascivious up-to-no-good puppy resort
  01/12/22
yeah, this hypo is wack. my freshman roommate was from Compt...
Fiercely-loyal queen of the night psychic
  01/12/22
a lot of og lawyers here spent time in the hood it seems
Lascivious up-to-no-good puppy resort
  01/12/22
we're all shitlawyers here and that's where are business be
Fiercely-loyal queen of the night psychic
  01/12/22
(Slippin’ Jimmy)
insecure goal in life faggotry
  01/13/22
We survived the original ITE, so some of us had to live in t...
twisted athletic conference
  01/12/22
it's crazy how out of touch people are. they think these nei...
Fuchsia tanning salon famous landscape painting
  01/12/22
The other thing I'll note is that I was told that when I liv...
twisted athletic conference
  01/12/22
im not a compton expert, but from cutting through it to the ...
Snowy regret
  01/12/22
tcr
Bipolar coral crotch
  01/12/22
yes, of course. are you under the impression that these peop...
Fuchsia tanning salon famous landscape painting
  01/12/22
seems like a lot of random violence in the worst parts of li...
Lascivious up-to-no-good puppy resort
  01/12/22
none of that violence is random. it's all gangster and drug ...
Fuchsia tanning salon famous landscape painting
  01/12/22
Cr nobody, not even 70 iq gang bangers, go around killing wh...
unholy insane boiling water stage
  01/12/22
i used to live in the hood in college and its not nearly as ...
Aphrodisiac aggressive ratface lettuce
  01/12/22
Uhh just nap under a bridge or bench and chill? What do you ...
Startled learning disabled incel address
  01/12/22
Just act crazy and strung out. Walk and mutter to yourself....
Bipolar coral crotch
  01/12/22
This is actually a decent strategy. I remember seeing homel...
twisted athletic conference
  01/12/22
Are people reading the hypo? You have to be on your feet in ...
Fishy histrionic rigpig
  01/12/22
i think but "on your feet" he means not in a car o...
Fuchsia tanning salon famous landscape painting
  01/12/22
White guy who used to live in Harlem here. The solution is ...
twisted athletic conference
  01/12/22
stfu tmf
Hideous Becky
  01/12/22
Vat zee fack, that obvious?
twisted athletic conference
  01/12/22
you hit on like 15 TMF memes within a paragraph, it was impr...
Hideous Becky
  01/12/22
I don't come on here that often anymore but this thread was ...
twisted athletic conference
  01/12/22
...
Embarrassed To The Bone Locus Jew
  01/12/22
Yes
unholy insane boiling water stage
  01/12/22
this is literally my first day on the bort and i read ur poa...
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...
Hideous Becky
  01/12/22
Makes sense
twisted athletic conference
  01/14/22
...
Soggy Irradiated Codepig National
  01/12/22
180
Lascivious up-to-no-good puppy resort
  01/12/22
I feel like the person making this hypo never really spent a...
Sable Site
  01/12/22
...
Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house
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twisted athletic conference
  01/12/22
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red arousing round eye
  01/12/22
...
unholy insane boiling water stage
  01/12/22
terrible hypo. easy 7m.
appetizing lavender sweet tailpipe
  01/12/22
yeah, i did this for free as a kid
Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house
  01/12/22
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twisted athletic conference
  01/12/22
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red arousing round eye
  01/12/22
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unholy insane boiling water stage
  01/12/22
lol bring it on
Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house
  01/12/22
win win
Concupiscible Gay Wizard
  01/12/22
Ya. Easily.
doobsian stage
  01/12/22
OP reeks of ducksauce
crawly very tactful toaster personal credit line
  01/12/22
It's nuts bc lots of fob azn dudes have more balls than that...
Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house
  01/12/22
Yeah but by the time their kids grow up in the US they're a ...
twisted athletic conference
  01/12/22
Also, Asian war vets are hardcore badasses. Think rooftop K...
twisted athletic conference
  01/12/22
hardest part is staying awake for 48 hours
Bossy mother school
  01/12/22
You won't. Find what the homeless people do and do what the...
twisted athletic conference
  01/12/22
LOL yes they do
Vigorous primrose field genital piercing
  01/12/22
Seriously, no they don't. They think white people are telep...
twisted athletic conference
  01/14/22
Not a problem with meth and crack
unholy insane boiling water stage
  01/12/22
Wear raggedy clothing, long beard, etc., and pretend to be a...
Aromatic Gay Locale
  01/12/22
Another factor - if I can choose, I want to do this when it ...
twisted athletic conference
  01/12/22
Pretty easy to just go down an alley and hide in a dumpster....
Citrine police squad
  01/12/22
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violent orchestra pit mediation
  01/12/22
Stupid hypo. I'm just watching a movie about Moscow. Colleg...
beady-eyed crimson indian lodge
  01/12/22
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K9TRaGNnjEU Watch starting ...
beady-eyed crimson indian lodge
  01/12/22
Better hypo: survive CHAZ 48 hours wearing a MAGA hat and pr...
jet-lagged impressive liquid oxygen trailer park
  01/13/22
But where do I get my hood
Grizzly Macaca Lay
  01/14/22
This is silly. Most criminals in the inner city aren't goin...
fluffy space
  01/14/22


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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:22 PM
Author: Lascivious up-to-no-good puppy resort

For $7 million

You can wear protective equipment like body armor and bring melee weapons if you want but no firearms allowed. You can’t hide in a building, have to be on foot on the streets entire 48 hrs. Police will not respond in the area for the duration and you won’t be legally liable for any of your actions. What’s your strategy?

edit: also can’t pay money to someone for protection or to not kill you. you can buy a rock or some weed and smoke with the hood bros though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772724)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:23 PM
Author: Vivacious base telephone

I could easily do this and have done it before. I'm not white though so good luck to any whiteys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772728)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:29 PM
Author: Lascivious up-to-no-good puppy resort

what if a chill white bro in saggy jeans and oversize shirt just wanted to buy a rock and dime bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772751)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Vivacious base telephone

U literally will probably get raped at gun point

Blacks are opportunistic predators and an alone white guy is the perfect crime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772812)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Sable Site

If you are a soy boy. If you look like a giant redneck like me, they are friendly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772824)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: white talented boltzmann

you legit look like a redneck?

would not have expected that

i'm not entirely sure how i expected you to look, but it certainly wasn't like a redneck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773002)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: red arousing round eye

? This is exactly how I picture Drunkard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773526)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia tanning salon famous landscape painting

how often do you think violent homosexual rape happens? the hypo is being on the street, not going to jail.

tyrone could go on grinder and find dozens of twink willing to suck him off at any given moment. why would he rape rape some cumskin dork?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772920)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Lascivious up-to-no-good puppy resort

not a hater of yours but really questioning ur logic in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772926)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia tanning salon famous landscape painting

dude i grew up in the dindu thunderdome i know how it is and i know how i'd be able to carry myself to not die.

these places are far less dangerous to random people than you would think. the crime is generally targeted against other gangs or property crimes. it's very, very rare that someone is going to beat the shit or murder someone randomly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772944)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: Sable Site

This. On foot, normal clothes (not a suit or tux or something), no one bothers you. Only times I have ever had issues were in a fancy car and when I was dressed up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772963)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia tanning salon famous landscape painting

people are really confused about what happens in these neighborhoods. white people are there all the time. where do you think white addicts get their fent and heroin?

a lot of these addicts are fucking weak (skinny pathetic dudes) or women. they don't get hassled regularly. they're customers.

my addict dad who was wheelchair bound wound go score all the fucking time.

look at epah's wife winding up a skid row. if an attractive woman with huge fake tits can survive, why can't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772989)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Sable Site

I have hung out in North Philly by temple, South Broad (a lot), Camden, K&A, Kensington, Frankfort (a lot), Girard, Wilmington and did so a long time ago when all of them were shit. It’s not bad at all as long as you don’t look like a target (rich, drunk etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773074)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:31 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

100% tcr. The OP seems to imagine the second a white person walks into the hood all the music stops and all eyes turn to them before some guy shouts "get em!"

Sure, if you're some dumb yuppy and you live in the hood then sooner or later you're probably going to become a victim unless you take some measures to protect yourself but 48 hours? You should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773186)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: Vivacious base telephone

Blacks rape men all of the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773233)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: unholy insane boiling water stage

Nigga, white people represent money. They want to keep selling to whitey, so drug dealing gangs kill one another, not their white customers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43774042)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 7:25 PM
Author: Vivacious base telephone

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43774091)



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Date: January 13th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: unholy insane boiling water stage

Lmao I'm jew because I'm not afraid of the ghetto?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43776084)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: flesh rebellious piazza

Can you just start blowing people left and right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772803)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:42 PM
Author: Snowy regret

i'd just walk around. i've done this a lot and never been bothered. random violent crime is shitty when it happens, but its a lot more rare than its made to seem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772828)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:59 PM
Author: Fishy histrionic rigpig

You’ve never walked alone in the hood at 3am tough guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772939)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:19 PM
Author: Sable Site

I have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773080)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:27 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

I absolutely have. By 3am it is actually quieter. The more dangerous time is after sundown and before say, 2am. By 4-5am you'll start seeing people jogging and going to the gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773144)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Snowy regret

uh yeah i have. years ago i used to walk cass to mexicantown a couple times a week, long before they started cleaning it up. and havent shied away from shitholes in other cities. random crime is random and rare.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773312)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 5:28 PM
Author: red arousing round eye

Lol as others have said, it's 7-10PM when things are bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773524)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:47 PM
Author: Hideous Becky

lol this is easy, just walk around, who cares. 9 times out of 10 no one is going to bother you. wouldn't want to do this everyday but you have a weird view of the inner city if you think just existing there for a day or two is going to be fatal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772856)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:48 PM
Author: Fuchsia tanning salon famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772862)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Lascivious up-to-no-good puppy resort

hood nigga above thinks whitey is a goner in this scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772877)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal queen of the night psychic

yeah, this hypo is wack. my freshman roommate was from Compton and I'd hang with him in the hood and we'd walk the streets.

it ain't no big deal unless you're an idiot looking for trouble. worst part would be looking for a way to pass the time in the middle of the night, but that would be the case most places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772896)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Lascivious up-to-no-good puppy resort

a lot of og lawyers here spent time in the hood it seems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772916)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal queen of the night psychic

we're all shitlawyers here and that's where are business be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772958)



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Date: January 13th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: insecure goal in life faggotry

(Slippin’ Jimmy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43779367)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

We survived the original ITE, so some of us had to live in the hood while we got back on our feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773148)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia tanning salon famous landscape painting

it's crazy how out of touch people are. they think these neighborhoods are full of feral angry blacks that are going to attack any white person on sight.

if you're not looking for trouble and aren't retarded you're going to be fine. yeah, don't walk around in a suit and a mercedes and ask tyrone for directions. other than that, you're going to be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773005)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

The other thing I'll note is that I was told that when I lived there that wypipo = cops. Either they are cops or if you mess with some white person they'll actually show up. They also asked me not to call the cops for stupid shit that doesn't concern me, which I never did of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773213)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:56 PM
Author: Snowy regret

im not a compton expert, but from cutting through it to the crystal casino, it appears to be mostly small suburban houses. people would actually have to get up and come outside to chase down some random dude walking the sidewalk. random crime seems even less likely than in more built up areas.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773346)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Bipolar coral crotch

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772914)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia tanning salon famous landscape painting

yes, of course. are you under the impression that these people are just committing violent crime against each other randomly? the violence comes from drug spats and other prole nonsense. they aren't just beating the shit out of each other randomly.

every one of these areas have white people in them strung out and doing just fine (as far as not being murdered). including strung out white women who weigh like 100lbs.

just get some filthy, pissed stained clothes. lean up against a wall and act like you're doped up. no one is going to fuck with you. do that for 48 hours. ezpz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772882)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Lascivious up-to-no-good puppy resort

seems like a lot of random violence in the worst parts of like detroit yeah. bet it's especially likely against someone obviously out of place after midnight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772906)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Fuchsia tanning salon famous landscape painting

none of that violence is random. it's all gangster and drug shit. or robberies.

i'm going to be out there looking like a bum with nothing in my pockets. if some nigs come around and try to shake me down i'll let them, i won't have anything.

there are tons of strung out white dudes in these areas. i won't look at of place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772937)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: unholy insane boiling water stage

Cr nobody, not even 70 iq gang bangers, go around killing whitey for no reson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43774054)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac aggressive ratface lettuce

i used to live in the hood in college and its not nearly as bad as OP thinks it is.

with that said, strung out and pissed stained clothes is the easiest way to win this hypo. if you look like a dope fiend no one will fuck with you, its bad for business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43774290)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Startled learning disabled incel address

Uhh just nap under a bridge or bench and chill? What do you think is going to happen, rob you for the nothing you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772888)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Bipolar coral crotch

Just act crazy and strung out. Walk and mutter to yourself. People will assume you've got nothing worth stealing and generally avoid you. Also, you're literally homeless for 48 hours anyway, so just look and act the part.

Homeless white people pass through ghetto areas all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772924)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:05 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

This is actually a decent strategy. I remember seeing homeless white people in Harlem, so it definitely can be done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772982)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: Fishy histrionic rigpig

Are people reading the hypo? You have to be on your feet in the street for 48hours? No resting or sleeping? Can I go to the bathroom or do I have to piss and shit in the street?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772947)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia tanning salon famous landscape painting

i think but "on your feet" he means not in a car or hiding somewhere. i assume you can curl up and sleep, as long as it's open and notorious.

still, even if the hypo does mean "on your feet" literally, still a very easy yes. i'll piss and shit in my pants. i would have done that anyway to compliment the nasty drug addict/bum disguise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772978)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

White guy who used to live in Harlem here. The solution is super simple. Get a huge, scary dog. 99% of people will avoid you. The 1% that won't are dog people and overwhelmingly harmless. Also, there's something about an Adidas tracksuit that they find concerning.

I did get complimented on a Jeep Liberty, no joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772954)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: Hideous Becky

stfu tmf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772957)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

Vat zee fack, that obvious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772960)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:03 PM
Author: Hideous Becky

you hit on like 15 TMF memes within a paragraph, it was impressive, not gonna lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772966)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

I don't come on here that often anymore but this thread was made for me.

The hilarious thing is that everything I wrote was 100% true.

EDIT: Also, a lot of TMF memes come from my Harlem days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772976)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Locus Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43775176)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 7:30 PM
Author: unholy insane boiling water stage

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43774109)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 7:42 PM
Author: aquamarine background story

this is literally my first day on the bort and i read ur poast and thought “holy shit did tmf go pumo?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43774181)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: Hideous Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43775239)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 3:28 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

Makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43784189)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:03 PM
Author: Soggy Irradiated Codepig National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772965)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: Lascivious up-to-no-good puppy resort

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43772962)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: Sable Site

I feel like the person making this hypo never really spent any time in the hood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773087)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:23 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773103)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773152)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: red arousing round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773534)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 7:30 PM
Author: unholy insane boiling water stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43774114)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: appetizing lavender sweet tailpipe

terrible hypo. easy 7m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773098)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house

yeah, i did this for free as a kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773101)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773151)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:29 PM
Author: wine public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773164)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 5:27 PM
Author: red arousing round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773520)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 7:30 PM
Author: unholy insane boiling water stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43774115)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house

lol bring it on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773100)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: Concupiscible Gay Wizard

win win

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773118)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:29 PM
Author: doobsian stage

Ya. Easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773159)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:29 PM
Author: crawly very tactful toaster personal credit line

OP reeks of ducksauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773167)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy step-uncle's house

It's nuts bc lots of fob azn dudes have more balls than that–so many ghetto chinese food places, korean convenience stores, etc staffed by azns in the hood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773174)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

Yeah but by the time their kids grow up in the US they're a totally different animal. A lot of the parents work hard so their kids never have to experience what they did, so their kids grow up sheltered as shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773194)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:45 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

Also, Asian war vets are hardcore badasses. Think rooftop Korean types. There was a gun store in NJ before we left where we got some AR-15s where this Vietnamese bro was teaching me what to look for and how to handle a rifle, showing how we should position the stock correctly so that if you're wounded you can operate the rifle with only one hand, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773278)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Bossy mother school

hardest part is staying awake for 48 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773302)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

You won't. Find what the homeless people do and do what they do. You'll find some alley and some newspapers to sleep on. For all intents and purposes, you are homeless for those 48 hours.

Also, while the hypo says cops won't come to help you the residents don't know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773368)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: Vigorous primrose field genital piercing

LOL yes they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43774227)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 5:39 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

Seriously, no they don't. They think white people are telepathically linked to the popo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43785117)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 7:31 PM
Author: unholy insane boiling water stage

Not a problem with meth and crack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43774117)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 5:31 PM
Author: Aromatic Gay Locale

Wear raggedy clothing, long beard, etc., and pretend to be a homeless dude sitting on a street corner. People won't bother you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773543)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: twisted athletic conference

Another factor - if I can choose, I want to do this when it is cold. Summers are significantly more dangerous. On a cold winter evening few people are going to be outside. On a hot summer night everyone will be, and there's much more crime on summer nights than winter ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43773544)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 7:43 PM
Author: Citrine police squad

Pretty easy to just go down an alley and hide in a dumpster. It’s not a building.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43774190)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 10:46 PM
Author: violent orchestra pit mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43775074)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 7:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed crimson indian lodge

Stupid hypo. I'm just watching a movie about Moscow. College kid went to a club with his gf to celebrate end of semester. Club was raised and cops decided to detain his gf while he was getting a drink. He got upset and told them what's ur problem pigs. So they took him and planted drugs on him. He spent 5 years in jail and now comes home to his mom and she died several days prior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43774218)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 10:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed crimson indian lodge

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K9TRaGNnjEU

Watch starting from around 1hr:17minutes. That russian was sent to chicago to settle scores but he wasnt given any money, so he decided to kill some negros in chicago because they did not treat a russian whore well and also because the whore told him they had guns and he needed a gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43775054)



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Date: January 13th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: jet-lagged impressive liquid oxygen trailer park

Better hypo: survive CHAZ 48 hours wearing a MAGA hat and preaching the Gospel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43776126)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 4:12 PM
Author: Grizzly Macaca Lay

But where do I get my hood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43784535)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: fluffy space

This is silly. Most criminals in the inner city aren't going to bother a random white guy in a suit. They're dodging the cops and just want to be left alone to sling/do drugs, pump/prostitute or sell stolen items.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5005953&forum_id=2#43784560)