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7th Circuit vacates reprimand after lawyer says she's $543k in debt

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u think she'd touch him?
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LJL she claims to offer financing???
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she's an "entrepreneur"
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u should start the Orlando Poverty Law Center
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Cr. Judge is a fag
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Date: January 23rd, 2022 12:18 PM
Author: kink-friendly plaza

Lawyer with over $543K in student debt gets reprimand vacated after telling court of financial hardship

BY DEBRA CASSENS WEISS

JANUARY 18, 2022, 11:56 AM CST

A federal appeals court has vacated its reprimand of a lawyer who skipped oral arguments in a late-settled case, citing information provided in her request for reconsideration.

In a Jan. 14 order, the 7th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals at Chicago vacated its Dec. 3 reprimand of Farva Jafri of Armonk, New York.

In her motion for reconsideration, Jafri said she “truly thought that any arguments would have been waived by virtue of the settlement.” She also cited her financial hardship and her client’s inability to pay for her trip from New York to Chicago.

Jafri had filed a motion to dismiss the appellate case at the close of business Friday, Oct. 22, because it had settled that day. The court didn’t grant the motion, and oral arguments proceeded Monday, Oct. 25. Only the opposing counsel was there. Jafri had said in response to an order to show cause that she relied on the opposing counsel to represent the joint views of the parties.

But the appeals court said in its Dec. 3 reprimand Jafri’s motion was incomplete, and the court’s ability to inquire about costs or other terms was frustrated by Jafri’s failure to show up.

Jafri filed the motion for reconsideration Dec. 20.

Jafri said she is an inexperienced lawyer, and she “has never missed a court hearing in her two-year legal career, let alone an oral argument. Her discipline record is spotless.”

Jafri said she and her client were “severely financially constrained,” and it would be difficult for either of them to pay for the Chicago trip.

Jafri told the court in a footnote that she currently has federal student loan debt of $543,200. She is a graduate of the University of Illinois College of Law and is licensed to practice in Illinois and New York, according to lawyer information published by those states.

“Jafri’s financial status is not something of which she is proud,” Jafri’s motion said. “But her law practice primarily serves the poor. She does not have clients that pay high hourly fees.”

Jafri was admitted to practice before the 7th Circuit in September 2021 to represent her indigent client because his main lawyer had serious health issues. Jafri had represented the client in a separate case—his Illinois divorce, where hearings were taking place on Zoom. The client has no assets and relies on family members for financial assistance.

“If Jafri were to get on a plane and fly to oral argument from New York, or drive 32 hours round trip, that would lead to significant expense” for the client and his entities when the matter was already settled, Jafri said.

“The court, by reprimanding Jafri, penalizes those with less financial resources,” she wrote in the motion.

After the reprimand, Jafri consulted with an ethics lawyer who advised her to stop taking on indigent clients who cannot pay for flights or fees.

“Such advice has devastating effects on the public and is an outcome that should be repugnant to the courts and the legal profession,” she wrote.

The motion also said the order to show cause was vague, and the court had “moved the goal post” in its reprimand. The show-cause order had directed Jafri to explain why she should avoid discipline for failing to show up for the oral arguments.

But the reprimand said Jafri didn’t explain why her motion to dismiss the case was filed so close to argument or why it was incomplete. The court had not sought that information, however, in its show-cause order, Jafri said.

Jafri commented in an email to the ABA Journal.

“I believe that the court’s decision to vacate the reprimand and discharge the rule to show cause was correct, pursuant to the law and public policy cited in my motion for reconsideration,” she wrote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832374)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 12:19 PM
Author: self-absorbed theater tattoo

One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832384)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: boyish gas station tank



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 12:21 PM
Author: kink-friendly plaza

Easterbrook is a prick, btw. Total asshat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832395)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:02 PM
Author: Histrionic library



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 12:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle salmon school cafeteria

Holy s***, check out her personal website

https://farvajafri.com/about/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832404)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 12:42 PM
Author: rambunctious heaven gunner

Tommy should marry her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832465)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Passionate Buck-toothed School Liquid Oxygen

u think she'd touch him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833771)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 1:00 PM
Author: Thriller narrow-minded knife

would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832527)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: curious theatre

damn the IBS fumes and mental illness screams AMERIKKKA:

https://www.instagram.com/farvastraaaaaaaaa/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832664)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:03 PM
Author: Histrionic library

mentally ill for sure but she's pretty sexy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833500)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: drunken electric furnace athletic conference

I’m an enthusiastic, driven, and hard-working hustler ready to help you or your business thrive

does that mean she works for doordash on the side?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43834041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle salmon school cafeteria

WTF?

https://farvajafri.com/services/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832406)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 12:45 PM
Author: Adventurous sweet tailpipe base

"Services

Let Me Help You Grow"

Yeah, she's already helping me grow...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832471)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 12:49 PM
Author: Erotic theater stage

I’ve successfully built several businesses, and I’m proud to offer my services as a consultant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832485)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: Vibrant Hospital



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Vibrant Hospital

LJL she claims to offer financing???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832479)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 12:48 PM
Author: boyish gas station tank



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 1:49 PM
Author: Offensive bipolar really tough guy

Can someone explain this? Are those just affiliate links and she gets some money if someone clicks through and signs up? Or is she doing work for all these different companies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832763)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: Erotic theater stage

looks like she will plan your wedding

https://www.theweddingunicorn.com/about/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833015)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: boyish gas station tank

bizarre.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833025)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Erotic theater stage

desperate

https://www.yougroboi.com/about-us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833109)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Passionate Buck-toothed School Liquid Oxygen

she's an "entrepreneur"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833769)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: Histrionic library

disturbing. does she have a heroin addiction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833509)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:54 PM
Author: Passionate Buck-toothed School Liquid Oxygen

holy shit, how many side hustles does she have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833781)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Erotic theater stage

9 including law firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833809)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 7:26 AM
Author: Naked impertinent fanboi senate

not enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43848924)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 6:22 PM
Author: drunken electric furnace athletic conference

farva-jafri-standing-by-trees-69

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43834188)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: arrogant university

“You Grow Boi”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832849)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: Erotic theater stage

lol she reads this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833121)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: insanely creepy hunting ground

a subsidiary of HaLF0rD iNDu$trIEs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43834039)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: Vibrant Hospital

I should reach out to her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832513)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 1:06 PM
Author: Erotic theater stage

u should start the Orlando Poverty Law Center

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832561)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: hot lascivious market regret

Judge sounds like a yuge cocksucker. Ljl at some boomer getting butthurt that some young solo didn’t show up to oral argument in settled case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832611)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: boyish gas station tank

to be fair,

she seems insane

look at her website

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832624)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 1:34 PM
Author: hot lascivious market regret

The boomer wouldn’t have known that since she didn’t show up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832691)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: kink-friendly plaza

she handled it the way you'd handle it in your local county court. she gave oppo counsel permission to represent her views to the court. i see that all the time at the local level. some lawyer who has appeared 30-100 times before that judge and who has that judge's trust says, "Your Honor, we settled this one and opposing counsel has given my permission to say ...." NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832644)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Silver Nursing Home

Cr. Judge is a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833740)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: Vivacious factory reset button

After the reprimand, Jafri consulted with an ethics lawyer who advised her to stop taking on indigent clients who cannot pay for flights or fees.

“Such advice has devastating effects on the public and is an outcome that should be repugnant to the courts and the legal profession,” she wrote.

lol, fuck her. she's been practicing for 2 years and is so far in debt she's waived her privilege to take on indigent clients and use their indigency and hers as any type of excuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43832687)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: blue glittery macaca

Seems rough. They shouldn’t have harshed her to begin w. OC should have spoke on on her behalf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833484)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: angry point

"Jafri had said in response to an order to show cause that she relied on the opposing counsel to represent the joint views of the parties."

lol what the fuck, is this a thing in shitlaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833515)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: Histrionic library

lol!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833528)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Silver Nursing Home

Yeah when it's settled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833747)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: kink-friendly plaza

it's quite common in the county courthouses.

i see that all the time at the local level. some lawyer who has appeared 30-100 times before that judge says, "Your Honor, we settled this one and opposing counsel has given my permission to say ...." NBD. judge accepts the representation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833754)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 7:26 AM
Author: Naked impertinent fanboi senate

In state court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43848925)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:05 PM
Author: Histrionic library

https://farvajafri.com/2019/10/31/litigation-finance-the-oath-an-attorney-takes-and-why-we-should-consider-shutting-down-second-tier-and-lower-law-schools/

Litigation finance comes with its set of challenges. There’s the much-argued point that legal funders are (questionably) a step above loan sharks and the service we provide to our customers, well, is actually a disservice. We’ve spent years battling this notion — legal funding companies have received less than positive press, and have been sued, regulated and admonished for what some consider are unsavory practices.

For those of you who have no clue what “litigation finance” is, you’d be wise to push back on me for using that term so broadly. Litigation finance is a diverse field that involves funding companies, consumers, attorneys and other aspects surrounding a judgment. There’s post-settlement funding, pre-settlement funding, primary structured settlements and secondary structured settlements.

I’ll be very frank — I know little about post-settlement funding, the Burfords of the world, structured settlement companies or attorney lending. However, I am intimately familiar with consumer legal funding.

Low-income individuals have a problem that the rest of us typically don’t encounter — they don’t have access to traditional banking. That’s right, over 14 million adults in the U.S. do not have a bank account. You might be wondering, why the hell would someone not have a bank account? Well, a lot of Americans don’t have enough money to justify maintaining one. Though this is a sad reality, it’s a reality.

Enter the world of consumer legal funding. When an individual who is low-income, with a credit score below 550 and lives paycheck to paycheck gets into a car accident, you can bet that he is looking for money. This person is often out of work, injured and unable to pay rent, electricity bills or even put food on the table. You can imagine that the holidays are a busy season for those of us in this industry.

For funding companies, there are primarily two ways of acquiring business. First, you can hire a bunch of sales people and have them schmooze attorneys and paralegals (think, pharmaceutical reps going into doctors’ offices but translate it to the underbelly of the legal profession: personal injury). This is what almost everyone in the industry is doing — legal funding company principals have a very “me too” mentality, and I don’t mean in the sense of sexual harassment (of course that wouldn’t make sense, there are barely any female principals in the industry). I do not use the term, “monkey see, monkey do,” lightly. Individuals in this industry aren’t just “not savvy,” there’s a good portion of them who are completely incompetent (and some with even criminal histories). It’s an industry crowded with middle-aged to old, white men who are happy to glom onto the industry norm.

Now, here’s where the large market opportunity lies: direct-to-consumer marketing. In the early 2000s, Oasis Financial built a national brand by doing what no one else had tried to do previously: target consumers. Oasis leveraged TV marketing and PPC campaigns to inundate the market with their brand. Back in those days, attorneys would not give funding companies the time of day. Oasis had to pivot, otherwise they would need to close their doors.

Attorneys finally began to warm up to Oasis; essentially, Oasis empowered plaintiffs. Plaintiffs started to see this thing called “legal funding” on TV, and the rest was history. Phone calls poured in, plaintiffs begged their lawyers to sign off on the Attorney Acknowledgement (a contract the attorney signs, acknowledging the financing a plaintiff receives) and consumers even fired their lawyers if attorneys refused to sign off on fundings. Democracy was here, and the only place plaintiffs were going was to the next attorney after firing the one who didn’t give said plaintiff the funding he wanted.

I spent the last paragraph talking about attorneys, which leads us down an interesting path. The industry attracts a variety of shady players: disbarred lawyers, convicted drug felons and most notably, a lot of lawyers who went to sub-par law schools.

Many, if not most, attorneys attend law school with the ambition of landing a lucrative job. In the age of exorbitant student loan debt, this is likely more true than ever. Even the lowest-ranked schools are filled with ambitious lawyers who want to make enough cash to live comfortably and provide for their families. Though the legal profession doesn’t come with the prestige of the medical profession, lawyers are an arrogant, prideful group.

Let’s take case-in-point, the infamous, now-disbarred Michael Cohen. Mr. Cohen attended a fourth-tier program, the Thomas M. Cooley Law School. Unsurprisingly, he started his career as a personal injury lawyer in 1992. In 2017, Cohen was sued by the New York State Department of Taxation for $40,000 in back taxes. Cohen also had a small stake in a family-run club in Brooklyn, that was infamous for being a base for Russian-American gangsters. Hold that thought.

In 2007, the Wall Street Journal ran an article about the job-landing capabilities of the law degree in a waning job market for attorneys. You don’t need to be a rocket scientist to know that the prospects were abysmal. To even be considered for big law, it was important to go to a T14 (top fourteen law schools ranked on U.S. News & World Report). Didn’t go to a T14? You better have graduated in the top 5% of your class. You heard right — if you went to a school ranked 20th in the country and didn’t graduate as one of the very top students in your class, you can kiss that big law career goodbye.

Now, think about the folks attending Hofstra, St. John’s, New York Law School or UDC. Not to call any of these guys out, but these institutions are not exactly the Harvards of the world. These are the law schools personal injury attorneys generally attend. Take for example, a real-life example: Attorney X out of Atlanta, Ga. Mr. X attended John Marshall Law School. As a reader, you probably have no clue what or where that is. John Marshall Law School is a fourth-tier legal institution that accepts students who boast a smooth 146–152 on their LSAT, on average. The top quarter of the class brings in a 3.5 undergraduate GPA. Now, this isn’t a bad GPA, but a 3.5 undergraduate GPA for a prospective medical student applying to any U.S. medical school is basically the kiss of death. You better hope you got an almost-perfect MCAT score, otherwise your prospects for a U.S. M.D. education is out the door.

This doesn’t translate to law school, which is potentially the problem. Our profession takes the lowest of the low, folks who received mediocre grades, had mediocre work ethic and were mediocre individuals. These are the folks who are shaping the future of the legal profession. These are the folks who are not paying you back.

I’ve been in the consumer legal funding business since 2016. In that short period of time, you can become an absolute expert in this industry. It’s fairly straightforward — you set a pricing schedule, market to either attorneys or plaintiffs, and watch the business come in. That part is all fairly simple. What’s difficult is the collections, and that difficulty is attributed to the attorney.

Take Attorney X for instance: I’ve worked with Mr. X at not just one, or two, but three companies. My colleagues have worked with him at three or more different companies, and for years. At each company, an attorney needs to sign something called an “attorney acknowledgement.” The attorney acknowledgement affirms the following:

I am a lawyer duly-licensed and authorized to practice law in the jurisdiction in which the underlying Legal Claim is being or could be prosecuted.

I, Attorney, represent Client on a contingency basis, and acknowledge receipt of Client’s Purchase Agreement. All defined terms contained herein are given the meanings set forth in the Purchase Agreement

To the best of my knowledge, medical or other liens (exclusive of attorney’s fees and costs) against the Legal Claim do not exceed $__________________[ATTORNEY TO FILL IN AMOUNT] or have otherwise expressly been disclosed to Looking Glass in writing, and I will remit the Looking Glass Amount to Looking Glass as per the terms of the Purchase Agreement.

I fully expect that any Proceeds from the Legal Claim(s) will be sent to me directly and not to Client; I intend that all disbursements of Proceeds will be made through my attorney trust account.

I have not, and will not, accept any advice, direction or payment from Looking Glass regarding the Legal Claim.

To the best of my knowledge, the above client has not received any previous cash funding on his/her Legal Claim(s), except for the Purchase Agreement(s) with Looking Glass.

I will not participate in or facilitate any future cash funding(s) for the above client with respect to the Legal Claim without first ensuring that Looking Glass is paid in full under the terms of the Purchase Agreement.

I agree and acknowledge that upon request, I will inform Looking Glass whether Client’s Legal Claim is still pending.

Upon Looking Glass’s written or oral request, I will provide other non-privileged information to Looking Glass, such as relevant information regarding the Legal Claim.

I will inform Looking Glass upon the resolution of the Legal Claim and request a payoff letter from Looking Glass confirming the Looking Glass Amount as soon as practical.

In the event I cease to be Client’s counsel for any reason, I will notify Looking Glass and provide contact information for such successor counsel, and will notify successor counsel of the Purchase Agreement and Looking Glass’s irrevocable right to receive the Looking Glass Amount.

The Purchase Agreement will be executed by the Parties and Looking Glass will provide the Purchase Price to Client relying on the fact that I executed this Attorney Acknowledgement.

Every single attorney needs to sign this. Now, many people sign contracts and renege on their promises. However, there’s a different standard for lawyers. The reason for this is because an attorney is an officer of the court, and through their training, they are held to a higher standard. They represent the legal profession, and through three years of legal training, a rigorous bar exam (or multiple), a character and fitness examination (one that’s long and pretty painful), an interview with the bar admission committee and swearing in, one would think that a lawyer does not want to put his ethics in question and potentially lose his law license.

For the lower echelon of the legal profession, there’s a different dynamic at play. In the years I’ve been in this business, I don’t think I’ve worked with more than five total attorneys who have actually attended a first-tier law school. The reality is, if you went to a decent law school, you probably end up a prestigious firms working prestigious jobs. So, how do you make money if you didn’t go to that prestigious law school? You go into personal injury. There’s no promise that you’ll make millions, but if you hit it big with a handful of cases or send enough demand letters to insurance companies, you can certainly make a decent living.

So, what’s my gripe with personal injury lawyers? By and large, most of these guys are not bad. But the amount of self-dealing and dishonesty in the past few years that I’ve seen is enough to really question why a certain brand of attorneys fails to adhere to the oath they once took.

Personal injury attorneys time and again fail to notify funding companies that they’re no longer representing clients or that a case has settled and they don’t feel like going back into their coffers and paying the money owed to us. What’s better, is that upon settlement, a lawyer has no problem sending a short check to a consumer legal funding company. The age of common courtesy has come and gone, and the “going” can be attributed to our friends managing the funds of our clients.

Here’s a new progression in the age of unethical behavior —personal injury attorneys see the lucrative nature of the pre-settlement funding business, and since they know there’s an ethical issue that arises if they were to open up funding companies, they instead offer their brother, sister or wife up as the “face” of the new funding business. They hide behind their families to reap the rewards of an industry they should ethically be avoiding.

This isn’t to say that first-tier law program attendees are perfect — that’s far from the case. There are plenty of crooks from all rungs of the ladder, but there’s no denying that something is lost on a large number of the individuals who promise to serve as officers of the Court and have something to do with a niche industry called consumer legal funding. I’m no longer a researcher, and I don’t have a University behind me to delve into a years-long inquiry, but my hypothesis would start here. Don’t we have enough lawyers and too few law jobs? Aren’t we already the most litigious country in the world? Do we really need another reason to doubt the integrity of the legal profession? The source of the issues surrounding the justice system can be found among the attorneys who created the justice system. The only way we can evaluate the justice system is by looking at the individuals who we allow into the legal profession, and this inquiry starts by looking at our law schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833522)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:56 PM
Author: Passionate Buck-toothed School Liquid Oxygen

wut? she went to law school at University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833793)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: Passionate Buck-toothed School Liquid Oxygen

"Farva Jafri"

diversity is our strength! we need more immigrants!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833752)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:50 PM
Author: Passionate Buck-toothed School Liquid Oxygen

LOL @ all these usless, overpriced degrees

"Farva Jafri holds a B.A. from New York University. She also holds an M.P.H. from the University of Southern California and a M.B.A. from the Gies College of Business at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. Jafri received a J.D. from UIUC’s College of Law."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833762)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 5:46 PM
Author: Vibrant Hospital

How many miles of Chad cock has she taken?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43834012)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:56 PM
Author: Nighttime box office

how does one end up half a mill in debt after attending UIC of all places?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833792)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: Passionate Buck-toothed School Liquid Oxygen

that my masters at USC and undergrad at NYU. also has a TTT MBA. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833794)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: Nighttime box office

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833802)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:58 PM
Author: Passionate Buck-toothed School Liquid Oxygen

embarrassing for her that this article will be the first thing that pops up when she's googled now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833800)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: stirring bonkers gaping hell

lol @ paymos. She is NEVER paying back those loans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43833805)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Vibrant Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43834007)



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Date: January 23rd, 2022 6:49 PM
Author: drunken electric furnace athletic conference

that's what she was talking about when she called herself a hustler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43834346)



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Date: January 24th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: talking police squad

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5014657&forum_id=2#43837515)