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Weirdest sexual experience just had some girl do "muscle worship" on me

so there was a girl on tinder I matched with looking for a h...
hilarious field
  01/26/22
Stats please
aqua ceo
  01/26/22
6'5, 235 lbs, 4% body fat
Ocher spectacular business firm boltzmann
  01/26/22
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Maroon native
  01/27/22
6'2 208pd around 12-15% bf
hilarious field
  01/26/22
Forget something?
aqua ceo
  01/26/22
seriously... length? width?
at-the-ready transparent headpube
  01/26/22
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hilarious field
  01/26/22
Clearly I wanted cock stats. That said, I shall judge yo...
aqua ceo
  01/26/22
I never been fat in my life. no stack just trt. this is the ...
hilarious field
  01/26/22
Well -- you are clearly fat now, so that's a lie. TRT do...
aqua ceo
  01/26/22
thanks for the tips..post your body pic so I can see if it i...
hilarious field
  01/26/22
LJL. Nice try. Mostly curious whether you're on real TRT...
aqua ceo
  01/26/22
125mg a week. what do you mean nice try?
hilarious field
  01/26/22
There's an army of derranged gooks and glowniggers out there...
aqua ceo
  01/26/22
I can see that clearly in this thread...reasons why I stoppe...
hilarious field
  01/26/22
Ever since 2013 or so -- when I created this account -- I'v...
aqua ceo
  01/26/22
lol @ you being important enough for this to matter
at-the-ready transparent headpube
  01/26/22
The glow niggers need to out me to find out if I'm important...
aqua ceo
  01/27/22
yea im done posting on here again cant even post anything wi...
hilarious field
  01/26/22
don't let the door hit you on the way out pumo
at-the-ready transparent headpube
  01/26/22
no matter what you'll always be a worthless asian
hilarious field
  01/26/22
bro i'm jealous cause i have to pay but that was the reac...
at-the-ready transparent headpube
  01/26/22
https://imgur.com/a/Xd1v4xS
at-the-ready transparent headpube
  01/26/22
this guys clearly asian...lol clit dick faggots
hilarious field
  01/26/22
Why'd you poast this random pic? OP looked much better.
aqua ceo
  01/26/22
what happened to your arm?
Maroon native
  01/26/22
there was an explosion and I was struck with glass when was ...
hilarious field
  01/26/22
badass
Laughsome tan filthpig people who are hurt
  01/26/22
180
jade beady-eyed theatre
  01/27/22
More details the better, but definitely length in inches and...
aqua ceo
  01/26/22
also intact or circumcised?
at-the-ready transparent headpube
  01/26/22
...
Maroon native
  01/27/22
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brilliant galvanic senate
  01/26/22
sounds like a jjc fantasy
at-the-ready transparent headpube
  01/26/22
were u the guy tht fucked the demon girl last month
Laughsome tan filthpig people who are hurt
  01/26/22
lol I was...the girl with the face tats and eyes rolling beh...
hilarious field
  01/26/22
ur 180
Laughsome tan filthpig people who are hurt
  01/26/22
...
Vivacious windowlicker telephone
  01/26/22
On a related note, I'm about 6'0" 175 with very low bod...
aqua ceo
  01/26/22
hookers tell me i have a great body all the time
at-the-ready transparent headpube
  01/26/22
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Dashing sadistic nursing home hominid
  01/26/22
nt guys. I called in sick for work and feel a lot better. I ...
black national security agency address
  01/26/22
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Titillating mentally impaired area degenerate
  01/26/22
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aphrodisiac shrine
  01/27/22
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Arrogant aromatic university
  01/27/22
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Maroon native
  01/27/22
thought this would be luis
Costumed Motley Market Boistinker
  01/26/22
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Vigorous garnet locus
  01/27/22
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Maroon native
  01/27/22
we don't know the story here but the picture he posted looke...
at-the-ready transparent headpube
  01/27/22
Don't have any soid eviden, but I think you two are right. O...
aqua ceo
  01/27/22
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Maroon native
  01/27/22
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Arrogant aromatic university
  01/27/22
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Maroon native
  01/27/22


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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: hilarious field

so there was a girl on tinder I matched with looking for a hookup/fwb. I was expecting some fucking dude to show up to be honest or some beast but this girl was more anorexic. was kind of weird she was like "go slow" and "let me look at your muscles" and start touching them and fingering herself. and then was like feeling them and told me to stand up and flex. lol wtf lol. im really big but I never had this happen before. fucking turned me on to be honest. she was like your so fucking hot I was like I know. yea so fucked her and then she left. maybe I can get paid fo this muscle worship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853155)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:27 PM
Author: aqua ceo

Stats please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853161)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:27 PM
Author: Ocher spectacular business firm boltzmann

6'5, 235 lbs, 4% body fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853170)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: Maroon native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43855284)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:35 PM
Author: hilarious field

6'2 208pd around 12-15% bf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853209)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:36 PM
Author: aqua ceo

Forget something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853214)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:39 PM
Author: at-the-ready transparent headpube

seriously... length? width?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853224)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:42 PM
Author: hilarious field

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853233)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:46 PM
Author: aqua ceo

Clearly I wanted cock stats.

That said, I shall judge your physique since you poasted pics.

Decent body comp stats, but pretty bad aesthetics for your stats -- all things considered. You look like you permanently ruined your body by being fat in the past.

Do more cardio and take less gear.

That said, what's your stack?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853250)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:46 PM
Author: hilarious field

I never been fat in my life. no stack just trt. this is the heaviest ive ever been. I was typically around 185-190. planning on cutting next month for summer go back to 195

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853253)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: aqua ceo

Well -- you are clearly fat now, so that's a lie.

TRT dose? You look like you might wanna get on Fin to relax some apparent androgenic sides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853264)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: hilarious field

thanks for the tips..post your body pic so I can see if it is somebody I should be listening to for advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853269)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:51 PM
Author: aqua ceo

LJL. Nice try.

Mostly curious whether you're on real TRT, or some kind of 250mg / week "TRT" you get from a clinic owned by a sketchy Persian guy.

If the former, you respond extremely well to the TRT. You're carrying a lot of muscle for TRT -- even though you lose points for the chub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853277)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:51 PM
Author: hilarious field

125mg a week. what do you mean nice try?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853279)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: aqua ceo

There's an army of derranged gooks and glowniggers out there who are constantly spreadsheeting me on xoxo looking for information to try and out me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853285)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:53 PM
Author: hilarious field

I can see that clearly in this thread...reasons why I stopped coming here all together only once ia blue moon.fucking weird ass shut-in on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853289)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: aqua ceo

Ever since 2013 or so -- when I created this account -- I've only logged in and poasted through TOR or similar. And I throw out constant misinformatino to keep the glowniggers confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853297)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:57 PM
Author: at-the-ready transparent headpube

lol @ you being important enough for this to matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853301)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:52 AM
Author: aqua ceo

The glow niggers need to out me to find out if I'm important enough to cancel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43855156)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: hilarious field

yea im done posting on here again cant even post anything without some deranged gook fingering his asshole pissed people are living their life while they have pillow girlfriends and get ignored irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853303)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: at-the-ready transparent headpube

don't let the door hit you on the way out pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853307)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: hilarious field

no matter what you'll always be a worthless asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853310)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:57 PM
Author: at-the-ready transparent headpube

bro i'm jealous cause i have to pay

but that was the reaction you were trying to get out of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853300)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:47 PM
Author: at-the-ready transparent headpube

https://imgur.com/a/Xd1v4xS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853258)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: hilarious field

this guys clearly asian...lol clit dick faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853262)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: aqua ceo

Why'd you poast this random pic? OP looked much better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853268)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:51 PM
Author: Maroon native

what happened to your arm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853282)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:53 PM
Author: hilarious field

there was an explosion and I was struck with glass when was a kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853286)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: Laughsome tan filthpig people who are hurt

badass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853294)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: jade beady-eyed theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43855158)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: aqua ceo

More details the better, but definitely length in inches and a general sense of the girth. Most guys just guess a girth meaasurement, and so i prefer a narrative discription of the girth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853237)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: at-the-ready transparent headpube

also intact or circumcised?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853242)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 4:36 PM
Author: Maroon native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43858053)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:27 PM
Author: brilliant galvanic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853164)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:34 PM
Author: at-the-ready transparent headpube

sounds like a jjc fantasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853199)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:37 PM
Author: Laughsome tan filthpig people who are hurt

were u the guy tht fucked the demon girl last month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853218)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: hilarious field

lol I was...the girl with the face tats and eyes rolling behind her head...she stole my favorite sweats. never talked to her again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853248)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:03 PM
Author: Laughsome tan filthpig people who are hurt

ur 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853335)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Vivacious windowlicker telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853346)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:39 PM
Author: aqua ceo

On a related note, I'm about 6'0" 175 with very low bodyfat. (People usually think I'm more like 190 because I have a very narrow waist and relatively large chest, back, shoulders, etc.

I tend to look inshape-normal with most shirts on, and ripped-jacked shirtless. Especially pre-COVID when I'd been lifting consistently for about 20 years. So I look better shirtless than with a shirt -- especially if I'm not wearing a tight shirt.

I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE it when tinder sluts comment on how good my body is when they see me naked shirtless. Think about it all the time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853225)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: at-the-ready transparent headpube

hookers tell me i have a great body all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853226)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Dashing sadistic nursing home hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853236)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: black national security agency address

nt guys. I called in sick for work and feel a lot better. I think the trap I fell into last night is what Tyler calls the "dancing-monkey" stage, where you just want to entertain the girls. I was trying too hard to make them laugh. This is an issue I've been struggling with big time. How do you develop attraction without falling into that "dancing monkey" frame?

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853314)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: Titillating mentally impaired area degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853329)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 9:04 AM
Author: aphrodisiac shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43855216)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 2:27 PM
Author: Arrogant aromatic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43857289)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 7:43 PM
Author: Maroon native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43858947)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:32 PM
Author: Costumed Motley Market Boistinker

thought this would be luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43853490)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:44 AM
Author: Vigorous garnet locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43855138)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Maroon native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43855133)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: at-the-ready transparent headpube

we don't know the story here but the picture he posted looked like something from Grindr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43855176)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: aqua ceo

Don't have any soid eviden, but I think you two are right. OPs story makes more sense for a Grindr hookup and OP played it off as tinder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43855193)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Maroon native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43855205)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 2:28 PM
Author: Arrogant aromatic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43857294)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: Maroon native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5017428&forum_id=2#43857276)