Date: January 28th, 2022 11:31 PM

Author: RETIRED SF

Hey ignore the haters talking shit about you, you're making music while nearly everyone else here listens to a balding boomer yell at them about misplaced commas before going home to listen to their balding wife yell at them about a misplaced extension cord

well actually i take that back, since it's WFH everywhere these days, they're getting yelled at by both all day, there's no commute where they get a break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866348)

Author: cunt punt

can you poast a pic (even with just cleavage) that says "I <3 cunt punt" written on one of your boobs

it would make my night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866574)

Author: Raping Terry Gross

It would make my night too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866575)

you: angry poast and try to start gay internet flame wars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866631)

xo's rating curve is retarded https://imgur.com/a/O2hs4xD

i rate women linearly. putting her just in the top quartile is definitely fair. agree to disagree if you want but i think that's far from "simping".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43868648)

I don't know what you heard about me

But a girl can get many dinners out of me

No confidence, no pride, you can see

That I'm a motherfucking S-I-M-P

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Now, shorty, I in the club, I see her dancin' for dollars

She got a thang for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada

That BCBG, Burberry, Dolce and Gabbana

She feed me foolish fantasies

I pay her, 'cause I want her

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I spit a little G, man, and my wallet got her

A hour later have my ass alone back in the Ramada

Them trick niggas in my ear sayin' she think about me

I got the girls by the bar tryin' to get a drink out of me

She like my style, she like my smile, she like the way I talk

So she tells me, think she like me 'cause I'm kinda sexy

I ain't that nigga tryna holla 'cause I want some bread

I'm that nigga tryna holla 'cause I want some head

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I could care less how she perform when she in the bed

I hit the track, go on dates, and come and pay for your kid!

Look, baby, this is simple, you can see

You not fuckin' me, you not fuckin' a S.I.M.P

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I don't know what you heard about me

But a girl can get many dinners out of me

No confidence, no pride, you can see

That I'm a motherfucking S-I-M-P

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You can have my money, you see, girl, when can holla at me

If you not fuckin' me, I'm a S.I.M.P

Not what you see on TV, no confidence, no pride

Head full of hair, Norwood 0, I'm a S.I.M.P

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Come get money from me, if you curious to see

How it feels to be with a S.I.M.P

Roll in the Pilot with me, you could watch TV

From the backseat of my V(olvo), I'm a S.I.M.P

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Girl, we could pop some Champagne and we could have a ball

We could toast to the good life, girl, we could have it all

We could really splurge, girl, and tear up the mall

If ever you needed someone I'm the one you should call

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I'll be there to pick you up if ever you should fall

If you got problems I can solve 'em, they big or they small

That other nigga you be with ain't 'bout shit

I'm your friend, your father, and confidant, bitch

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I don't know what you heard about me

But a girl can get many dinners out of me

No confidence, no pride, you can see

That I'm a motherfucking S-I-M-P

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866917)

you should poast this solo so it doesn't get buried here. mein gott.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43868659)

this was sort of rough, but I had fun writing this, and it didn't get too many bumps, so just writing these for fun wherever.

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5010790&mc=18&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43868953)

No confidence, no pride, you can see"

180

there's something noble about dropping some great content deep down in a thread and it only getting a few blank bumps, and not repoasting it somewhere else or trying to hype it up. i've done that a few times. it's one of the things that makes xo great, the chance to find little nuggets of 180 content in any thread.

JFC THAT IS SOME OF THE BEST SCHOLARSHIP EVER ON THIS BORT

maybe there aren't enough musical fags to recognize the genius. holy shit. that could have been like 10 separate 100+ blank bump threads. like a whole complication of late 2021 xoxo events. my god. i'm adding this to my folder of threads to periodically blank bump. an unmitigated 180, for real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43869051)

Hvac meanwhile is spending thousands a month on import teenage whores with no English and can't hold down a conversation with a normal female without having an aneurysm but we all know who the REAL winner is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43868705)