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unholy claret crackhouse
  01/28/22
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lascivious self-absorbed hell regret
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Pale motley trailer park tattoo
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Bat-shit-crazy aromatic forum
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excitant stead
  01/28/22
more knights at this round table! Date: January 28th, 202...
unholy claret crackhouse
  01/28/22
That fag needs to go back to Reddit
Bat-shit-crazy aromatic forum
  01/28/22
Date: January 28th, 2022 10:12 PM Author: cunt punt can ...
unholy claret crackhouse
  01/29/22
Date: January 28th, 2022 10:13 PM Author: Raping Terry Gros...
unholy claret crackhouse
  01/29/22
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appetizing plaza jew
  01/29/22
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Impressive pisswyrm patrolman
  01/29/22
tbtp is a historically important poaster and pretty interest...
mentally impaired site yarmulke
  01/29/22
You’re horrible.
Bat-shit-crazy aromatic forum
  01/29/22
i just had a really pleasant convo with her about volunteeri...
mentally impaired site yarmulke
  01/29/22
You sound insanely bald
Bat-shit-crazy aromatic forum
  01/29/22
Damn dude you really got him there. He's absolutely done her...
wine bateful theater stage
  01/29/22
i have a very nice head of hair, especially after i started ...
mentally impaired site yarmulke
  01/29/22
Lol bro. You can’t rate her an objective 7.75 on the o...
excitant stead
  01/29/22
i think age adjusted 7.75 is pretty fair. she's fit, white, ...
mentally impaired site yarmulke
  01/29/22
have you no shame?
Impressive pisswyrm patrolman
  01/29/22
i have P.I.M.P stuck in my head now
mentally impaired site yarmulke
  01/29/22
Something like this? I don't know what you heard about me...
provocative talking home
  01/29/22
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diverse brass pit
  01/29/22
JFC a SCHOLARSHIP is born you should poast this solo so i...
mentally impaired site yarmulke
  01/29/22
ha ha, maybe. this was sort of rough, but I had fun writi...
provocative talking home
  01/29/22
"But a girl can get many dinners out of me No confid...
mentally impaired site yarmulke
  01/29/22
everything this guy does is pathetic
appetizing plaza jew
  01/29/22
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rose library
  01/29/22
Boyz II Men warned y'all.
henna resort preventive strike
  01/29/22
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excitant stead
  01/29/22
Im not aware of what happened but let me take a guess. the b...
stimulating dilemma
  01/29/22
So say we all. Hvac meanwhile is spending thousands a mo...
light multi-billionaire
  01/29/22
brother i have a PREFERENCE for Asian women
unholy claret crackhouse
  01/29/22
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light multi-billionaire
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Impressive pisswyrm patrolman
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beady-eyed station old irish cottage
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Bat-shit-crazy aromatic forum
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appetizing plaza jew
  01/30/22
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beady-eyed station old irish cottage
  01/29/22
link 2 simping?
Vibrant pontificating rigor
  01/30/22
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=MrxJl4Z70Bw
mischievous irate nursing home boltzmann
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appetizing plaza jew
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Date: January 28th, 2022 11:30 PM
Author: unholy claret crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866294)



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Date: January 28th, 2022 11:32 PM
Author: lascivious self-absorbed hell regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866307)



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Date: January 28th, 2022 11:36 PM
Author: Pale motley trailer park tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866337)



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Date: January 28th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy aromatic forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866314)



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Date: January 28th, 2022 11:35 PM
Author: excitant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866333)



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Date: January 28th, 2022 11:38 PM
Author: unholy claret crackhouse

more knights at this round table!

Date: January 28th, 2022 11:31 PM

Author: RETIRED SF

Hey ignore the haters talking shit about you, you're making music while nearly everyone else here listens to a balding boomer yell at them about misplaced commas before going home to listen to their balding wife yell at them about a misplaced extension cord

well actually i take that back, since it's WFH everywhere these days, they're getting yelled at by both all day, there's no commute where they get a break



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866348)



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Date: January 28th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy aromatic forum

That fag needs to go back to Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866353)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: unholy claret crackhouse

Date: January 28th, 2022 10:12 PM

Author: cunt punt

can you poast a pic (even with just cleavage) that says "I <3 cunt punt" written on one of your boobs

it would make my night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866574)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: unholy claret crackhouse

Date: January 28th, 2022 10:13 PM

Author: Raping Terry Gross

It would make my night too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866575)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: appetizing plaza jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43867369)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 12:20 AM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866580)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 12:25 AM
Author: mentally impaired site yarmulke

tbtp is a historically important poaster and pretty interesting to talk to. i have convos and say nice things about everyone, including bort villains like benzo and spaceporn. but as soon as you do the same thing with a fempoaster you're a simp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866610)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 12:29 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy aromatic forum

You’re horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866623)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 12:32 AM
Author: mentally impaired site yarmulke

i just had a really pleasant convo with her about volunteering for child protective services that was one of the more pleasant and worthwhile experiences i had here recently.

you: angry poast and try to start gay internet flame wars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866631)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 12:32 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy aromatic forum

You sound insanely bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866633)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 12:33 AM
Author: wine bateful theater stage

Damn dude you really got him there. He's absolutely done here and never coming back, what else you got for us champ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866635)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: mentally impaired site yarmulke

i have a very nice head of hair, especially after i started taking costco minoxidil when i noticed some thinning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866643)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: excitant stead

Lol bro. You can’t rate her an objective 7.75 on the one hand and claim you aren’t simping on the other. Gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43867367)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: mentally impaired site yarmulke

i think age adjusted 7.75 is pretty fair. she's fit, white, his firm perky tits and an ass.

xo's rating curve is retarded https://imgur.com/a/O2hs4xD

i rate women linearly. putting her just in the top quartile is definitely fair. agree to disagree if you want but i think that's far from "simping".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43868648)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 9:05 AM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm patrolman

have you no shame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43867430)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 12:57 AM
Author: mentally impaired site yarmulke

i have P.I.M.P stuck in my head now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866688)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 2:15 AM
Author: provocative talking home

Something like this?

I don't know what you heard about me

But a girl can get many dinners out of me

No confidence, no pride, you can see

That I'm a motherfucking S-I-M-P

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Now, shorty, I in the club, I see her dancin' for dollars

She got a thang for that Gucci, that Fendi, that Prada

That BCBG, Burberry, Dolce and Gabbana

She feed me foolish fantasies

I pay her, 'cause I want her

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I spit a little G, man, and my wallet got her

A hour later have my ass alone back in the Ramada

Them trick niggas in my ear sayin' she think about me

I got the girls by the bar tryin' to get a drink out of me

She like my style, she like my smile, she like the way I talk

So she tells me, think she like me 'cause I'm kinda sexy

I ain't that nigga tryna holla 'cause I want some bread

I'm that nigga tryna holla 'cause I want some head

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I could care less how she perform when she in the bed

I hit the track, go on dates, and come and pay for your kid!

Look, baby, this is simple, you can see

You not fuckin' me, you not fuckin' a S.I.M.P

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I don't know what you heard about me

But a girl can get many dinners out of me

No confidence, no pride, you can see

That I'm a motherfucking S-I-M-P

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You can have my money, you see, girl, when can holla at me

If you not fuckin' me, I'm a S.I.M.P

Not what you see on TV, no confidence, no pride

Head full of hair, Norwood 0, I'm a S.I.M.P

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Come get money from me, if you curious to see

How it feels to be with a S.I.M.P

Roll in the Pilot with me, you could watch TV

From the backseat of my V(olvo), I'm a S.I.M.P

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Girl, we could pop some Champagne and we could have a ball

We could toast to the good life, girl, we could have it all

We could really splurge, girl, and tear up the mall

If ever you needed someone I'm the one you should call

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I'll be there to pick you up if ever you should fall

If you got problems I can solve 'em, they big or they small

That other nigga you be with ain't 'bout shit

I'm your friend, your father, and confidant, bitch

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I don't know what you heard about me

But a girl can get many dinners out of me

No confidence, no pride, you can see

That I'm a motherfucking S-I-M-P

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43866917)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: diverse brass pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43867391)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: mentally impaired site yarmulke

JFC a SCHOLARSHIP is born

you should poast this solo so it doesn't get buried here. mein gott.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43868659)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: provocative talking home

ha ha, maybe.

this was sort of rough, but I had fun writing this, and it didn't get too many bumps, so just writing these for fun wherever.

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5010790&mc=18&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43868953)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 2:17 PM
Author: mentally impaired site yarmulke

"But a girl can get many dinners out of me

No confidence, no pride, you can see"

180

there's something noble about dropping some great content deep down in a thread and it only getting a few blank bumps, and not repoasting it somewhere else or trying to hype it up. i've done that a few times. it's one of the things that makes xo great, the chance to find little nuggets of 180 content in any thread.

JFC THAT IS SOME OF THE BEST SCHOLARSHIP EVER ON THIS BORT

maybe there aren't enough musical fags to recognize the genius. holy shit. that could have been like 10 separate 100+ blank bump threads. like a whole complication of late 2021 xoxo events. my god. i'm adding this to my folder of threads to periodically blank bump. an unmitigated 180, for real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43869051)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 8:49 AM
Author: appetizing plaza jew

everything this guy does is pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43867395)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: rose library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43867627)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: henna resort preventive strike

Boyz II Men warned y'all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43867434)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 10:38 AM
Author: excitant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43867770)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: stimulating dilemma

Im not aware of what happened but let me take a guess. the box came back to attention whore and gunner at a ttt engaged her in incredibly long subthread wastelands where he lavished praise on her in huge blocks of text and dropped faggy emotional anecdotes about his own life in this creepy 'nice guy' attitude. is that close?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43868688)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: light multi-billionaire

So say we all.

Hvac meanwhile is spending thousands a month on import teenage whores with no English and can't hold down a conversation with a normal female without having an aneurysm but we all know who the REAL winner is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43868705)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: unholy claret crackhouse

brother i have a PREFERENCE for Asian women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43868912)



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Date: January 30th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: light multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43875344)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43868730)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 1:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed station old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43868745)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy aromatic forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43870403)



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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:12 AM
Author: appetizing plaza jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43872895)



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Date: January 29th, 2022 1:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed station old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43868740)



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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:21 AM
Author: Vibrant pontificating rigor

link 2 simping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43872912)



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Date: January 30th, 2022 7:22 AM
Author: mischievous irate nursing home boltzmann

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=MrxJl4Z70Bw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43872917)



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Date: January 30th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: appetizing plaza jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5018919&forum_id=2#43875337)