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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:09 PM Author: Balding national cuck A younger friend was a drama major and failed actress, and then got 8 months experience working a semi-fake job at a start up.
She now has 3 job offers paying 100-130k to do various bullshit jobs at start ups.
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:10 PM Author: Azure domesticated rehab She probably smokes 50-year-old pole at least biweekly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541325) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:11 AM Author: startled insane gunner jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542413) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:11 AM Author: mahogany hall i can never remember this - is "biweekly" 2x/week or once every 2 weeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542420) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:14 AM Author: poppy bateful base either actually, but people usually mean every 2 weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542434) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:23 PM Author: Lilac Boyish Black Woman Semi weekly vs bi weekly
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Date: May 21st, 2022 7:45 PM Author: Azure domesticated rehab sorry man I screwed up. I meant semiweekly or twice a week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44551340) |
Date: May 19th, 2022 9:10 PM Author: Dead bistre party of the first part email me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541322) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:11 PM Author: Zombie-like supple corn cake out the job titles so I can get in on this grift tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541335) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:12 PM Author: Dead bistre party of the first part project manager technical recruiter |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:13 PM Author: Zombie-like supple corn cake figured. I’m getting a friend to help me lie on my resume, wish me luck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541348) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:15 PM Author: Dead bistre party of the first part smart older white dude should go for Product Manager (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541359) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:20 PM Author: Zombie-like supple corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541394) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:21 PM Author: Navy center jfc doobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541400) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:22 PM Author: Zombie-like supple corn cake you’re right I’m blanking it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541406) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:29 PM Author: arousing whorehouse Why not just go to a start up and AMOG your way to a manager role (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541449) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:17 PM Author: Balding national cuck It's even more bullshit.
"Head of Engagement"
"Creative Director"
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:17 PM Author: Dead bistre party of the first part oh man
fucking kojima here |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:19 PM Author: Multi-colored Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541384) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:59 PM Author: Transparent pontificating reading party cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542345) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:13 PM Author: Azure domesticated rehab sloot onlyfans star whore |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:12 PM Author: Talented bossy location people who are hurt flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541343) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:26 PM Author: arousing whorehouse This happens a lot. It’s a huge career accelerator. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541424) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:14 PM Author: Multi-colored Pit The Woman job market is a parallel reality that exists for some reason. No one knows why. Some of it is because of Laws. Some of it is bc people want to bang Hot Girls and others loathe white men and want to destroy society. You could’ve posted $1,300,000k and I wouldn’t bat a fuckin eye. Remember, nutella exists supposedly. She’s it even hot atm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541353) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:16 PM Author: brass judgmental keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541362) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:22 PM Author: Curious Trailer Park Trust Fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541404) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:32 PM Author: lime institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541476) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 7:48 AM Author: shimmering seedy space multi-billionaire . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44543142) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 8:25 AM Author: Sepia church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44543198) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:25 PM Author: Mind-boggling rambunctious lodge round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544227) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:15 PM Author: insecure roast beef Hiring market is insane right now, I've stopped answering calls from my work phone because it's almost always a fucking recruiter. If you can't make $200K in this economy then you are not looking hard enough, there are jobs falling off the job tree and this might be the most pro-worker things are in your entire life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541360) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:19 PM Author: Navy center lawyer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541382) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:20 PM Author: Multi-colored Pit He’s an Engineer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541388) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:07 PM Author: insecure roast beef CR Inhouse fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542099) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:16 PM Author: Wonderful abode regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541363) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:28 PM Author: arousing whorehouse I’m just updated my LinkedIn and fintechs are reaching out non stop. I ghosted this one well know crypto company and they followed up twice with basically “pls respond”
120k is the new 70k in this market |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:28 PM Author: alcoholic friendly grandma fanboi im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541443) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 11:28 PM Author: Milky hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44547831) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:30 PM Author: Pungent vivacious indian lodge incel cr people should get multiple jobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541459) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:12 PM Author: floppy flirting main people I'm working on turning my 1 WFH job into 3 WFH jobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542122) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:15 PM Author: poppy bateful base I did this and now make 600k with under 35 hours of work per week. It's insanely credited, especially since one job has free health insurance and I get to double dip on 401k matches. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542130) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:17 PM Author: floppy flirting main people what are your optimal hours of operation? do you function on little sleep? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542143) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:11 AM Author: poppy bateful base i usually get most of my work done 10am to 2PM and a block on Sunday nights from 8pm-11pm. i work 35 hours *total* so i get 9 hours of sleep per night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542419) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:26 AM Author: passionate coral useless brakes Don’t think I buy this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542491) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:25 PM Author: poppy bateful base It's real brother. Join the revolution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544226) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:25 PM Author: Titillating territorial volcanic crater you're going to get IRSpwned on the 401k, hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544228) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:32 PM Author: poppy bateful base Still keep it under the limit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544267) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:32 PM Author: Blue Gay Wizard Selfie you don't exceed the 20.5k contribution limit. instead you divide contributions at each company so the sum of the match is maximized.
e.g. with a single job: 20.5k + 10k (contribution + match)
with two jobs you do: 14.5k + 8k (job 1) and 6k + 4k (job 2)
obviously this will vary depending on your two employers match programs |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 1:06 PM Author: poppy bateful base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544449) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:16 PM Author: fighting elastic band I want to do this but how do you deconflict calls and shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542139) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:26 PM Author: Pungent vivacious indian lodge incel what do you mean deconflict? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542184) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:26 PM Author: fighting elastic band Like if job 1 has a call at 2 and job 2 wants to do one as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542186) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:30 PM Author: Pungent vivacious indian lodge incel that is where you earn your $250k year
everything else is easy |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:10 AM Author: duck-like crystalline menage sandwich Do you only have calls with one person at your job? You cultivate some relationships in other departments and pick up a consulting/do-nothing role on some projects that are tangentially relevant to your duties and involve important people, but not your boss. Then say you are busy with those things. In normal cost center functions in corporate America (unlike Biglaw) your boss will never go to war with random dude who is occupying your time or ask questions like "ok you can't do a call at 4:00 - can you do 4:10?" And then text you for not responding immediately. Who gives a fuck, you all get paid the same regardless of what happens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542406) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:14 AM Author: Pungent vivacious indian lodge incel there are some faggots that will actually care for some reason
but you have 2 jobs
fuck it |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:18 PM Author: Coiffed vermilion point alpha cr. i got an offer for a job i have 0 business doing. i basically fit none of the criteria except for bar admission. it's pretty easy to get a good white collar job right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542145) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:29 PM Author: Lilac Boyish Black Woman Love you as a poaster brother but you’re a URM so your experience here isn’t exactly on point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544248) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:33 PM Author: Coiffed vermilion point alpha maybe? but i don't scream woke and, believe it or not, in the last 5+ years i've only gotten interviews with big 4 "blind" meaning i didn't have a guy on the inside. in every case, including the current offer (which i just accepted), i had someone on the inside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544279) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:42 PM Author: Lilac Boyish Black Woman Does your name sound ethnic or your resume have any BSA type affiliations?
My company has quite a few URMs who they jumped out of windows to hire and now refuse to fire despite blatant refusals to do any work or show up to meetings/zoom calls. Witnessing first hand double standards like this is what engenders the majority of racism/resentment from educated/umc whites you see on the board |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:44 PM Author: Coiffed vermilion point alpha my name is ethnic. i don't put my eagle scout on resume if that's what you mean by BSA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544327) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:44 PM Author: Lilac Boyish Black Woman Black student association
But the ethnic name is why you’re getting past “blind” HR screeners |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:49 PM Author: Coiffed vermilion point alpha does that matter in your 40s? i would like to think background and HYP matters more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544355) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 1:11 PM Author: Lilac Boyish Black Woman URM/diversity stats are URM/diversity stats, brother. Doesn't matter how old the token is - the PR is milked just the same
you yourself said you weren't qualified. Theres plenty of white HYP grads with bar admissions who probably were..
i hate the game not the player fwiw, well unless the player is shithead about it and refuses to do work while everyone else has to carry their weight, but i suspect that's not you
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Date: May 20th, 2022 1:18 PM Author: Coiffed vermilion point alpha of course. i got this gig, i will play up to it like anyone with half a brain will, but i won't pretend it wasn't a stretch either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544534) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 10:31 PM Author: Navy center Why would he have been asking about boy scouts lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44547499) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 11:11 PM Author: Coiffed vermilion point alpha i had no clue about BSA. when i see BSA in my life it means boy scouts of america and i was DEEP into that for a long time and even was on a board not too long ago for a local council. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44547723) |
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Date: May 21st, 2022 8:52 PM Author: Navy center yeah of course but…BSA meaning boy scouts of america would have made absolutely no sense in the context of his poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44551664) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:36 PM Author: Coiffed vermilion point alpha i get the feeling the diversity bump is better for youngs and not olds. like the old trumps the brown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544287) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:21 PM Author: fighting elastic band I was thinking about trying to add a brainless doc review gig on the side but clearly i was underselling it. Maybe i should shoot for another WFH in house gig. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542156) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:28 PM Author: fighting elastic band Could I do this with a govt job? Probably a lot of 100% remote GS jobs and I know they do no work (I used to work for govt, but not remote). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542190) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:11 AM Author: scarlet field And what, just lie on your sf-86 and oge-450? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542412) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:10 PM Author: fighting elastic band Not all positions require these (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544150) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:34 PM Author: Blue Gay Wizard Selfie would be more careful with government jobs and definitely nothing requiring security clearance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544280) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:13 AM Author: Swashbuckling lavender clown Crazy. And in my profession medicine people actually make less now than 20 yrs ago and spent half my life studying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542427) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:14 AM Author: poppy bateful base how much do you make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542430) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 7:18 AM Author: sapphire senate 800k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44543119) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 7:36 AM Author: Yellow corner police squad what about for lawyers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44543133) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 8:23 AM Author: Salmon boiling water It’s becoming hard to stay at my gig even though I like it. So many GC roles throwing cash and equity around. I’m staying put but seems like every month someone contacts me about a GC role (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44543194) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:24 PM Author: Lilac Boyish Black Woman GC seems like a ton of fire drills. I like my cushy 9-2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544223) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 1:17 PM Author: Jet-lagged cerise toilet seat roommate this can't keep up with the market imploading right? i think about leaving my cushy gov't job but the prospect of being laid off in the next year or two keeps me in check. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544529) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 10:34 PM Author: exciting area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44547510) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:12 PM Author: Titillating territorial volcanic crater my wife just went from an $82k job to a $115k job. got three job offers within two days. and when she said she was leaving, her current job offered to match the other offers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544159) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2022 2:19 PM Author: arousing whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44554379) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 1:15 PM Author: Lascivious Partner Pistol I just accepted a promotion today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544520) |