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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:09 PM Author: olive arousing multi-billionaire A younger friend was a drama major and failed actress, and then got 8 months experience working a semi-fake job at a start up.
She now has 3 job offers paying 100-130k to do various bullshit jobs at start ups.
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:10 PM Author: sable passionate point She probably smokes 50-year-old pole at least biweekly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541325) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:11 AM Author: pink talented range dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542413) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:11 AM Author: Canary cheese-eating cuckoldry elastic band i can never remember this - is "biweekly" 2x/week or once every 2 weeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542420) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:14 AM Author: Hairraiser double fault either actually, but people usually mean every 2 weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542434) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:23 PM Author: sick university faggotry Semi weekly vs bi weekly
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Date: May 21st, 2022 7:45 PM Author: sable passionate point sorry man I screwed up. I meant semiweekly or twice a week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44551340) |
Date: May 19th, 2022 9:10 PM Author: Violent main people headpube email me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541322) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:11 PM Author: Concupiscible mahogany senate giraffe out the job titles so I can get in on this grift tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541335) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:12 PM Author: Violent main people headpube project manager technical recruiter |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:13 PM Author: Concupiscible mahogany senate giraffe figured. I’m getting a friend to help me lie on my resume, wish me luck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541348) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:15 PM Author: Violent main people headpube smart older white dude should go for Product Manager (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541359) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:20 PM Author: Concupiscible mahogany senate giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541394) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:21 PM Author: Walnut zombie-like parlor milk jfc doobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541400) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:22 PM Author: Concupiscible mahogany senate giraffe you’re right I’m blanking it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541406) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:29 PM Author: Odious Den Shitlib Why not just go to a start up and AMOG your way to a manager role (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541449) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:17 PM Author: olive arousing multi-billionaire It's even more bullshit.
"Head of Engagement"
"Creative Director"
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:17 PM Author: Violent main people headpube oh man
fucking kojima here |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:19 PM Author: Carmine abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541384) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:59 PM Author: Beady-eyed Crimson Stage Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542345) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:13 PM Author: sable passionate point sloot onlyfans star whore |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:12 PM Author: Fighting reading party flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541343) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:26 PM Author: Odious Den Shitlib This happens a lot. It’s a huge career accelerator. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541424) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:14 PM Author: Carmine abode The Woman job market is a parallel reality that exists for some reason. No one knows why. Some of it is because of Laws. Some of it is bc people want to bang Hot Girls and others loathe white men and want to destroy society. You could’ve posted $1,300,000k and I wouldn’t bat a fuckin eye. Remember, nutella exists supposedly. She’s it even hot atm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541353) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:16 PM Author: Fear-inspiring clear preventive strike garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541362) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:22 PM Author: Gaped sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541404) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:32 PM Author: Buck-toothed native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541476) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 7:48 AM Author: Doobsian tripping fat ankles therapy . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44543142) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 8:25 AM Author: crusty brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44543198) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:25 PM Author: sienna lodge wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544227) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:15 PM Author: indecent cuckold fanboi Hiring market is insane right now, I've stopped answering calls from my work phone because it's almost always a fucking recruiter. If you can't make $200K in this economy then you are not looking hard enough, there are jobs falling off the job tree and this might be the most pro-worker things are in your entire life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541360) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:19 PM Author: Walnut zombie-like parlor milk lawyer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541382) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:20 PM Author: Carmine abode He’s an Engineer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541388) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:07 PM Author: indecent cuckold fanboi CR Inhouse fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542099) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:16 PM Author: heady box office knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541363) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:28 PM Author: Odious Den Shitlib I’m just updated my LinkedIn and fintechs are reaching out non stop. I ghosted this one well know crypto company and they followed up twice with basically “pls respond”
120k is the new 70k in this market |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:28 PM Author: Diverse Gold Philosopher-king Incel im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541443) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 11:28 PM Author: Citrine Cruel-hearted Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44547831) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 9:30 PM Author: chartreuse mexican cr people should get multiple jobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44541459) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:12 PM Author: Exhilarant sapphire wrinkle home I'm working on turning my 1 WFH job into 3 WFH jobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542122) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:15 PM Author: Hairraiser double fault I did this and now make 600k with under 35 hours of work per week. It's insanely credited, especially since one job has free health insurance and I get to double dip on 401k matches. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542130) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:17 PM Author: Exhilarant sapphire wrinkle home what are your optimal hours of operation? do you function on little sleep? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542143) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:11 AM Author: Hairraiser double fault i usually get most of my work done 10am to 2PM and a block on Sunday nights from 8pm-11pm. i work 35 hours *total* so i get 9 hours of sleep per night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542419) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:26 AM Author: deranged pistol gas station Don’t think I buy this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542491) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:25 PM Author: Hairraiser double fault It's real brother. Join the revolution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544226) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:25 PM Author: territorial tank you're going to get IRSpwned on the 401k, hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544228) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:32 PM Author: Hairraiser double fault Still keep it under the limit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544267) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:32 PM Author: excitant cobalt parlour psychic you don't exceed the 20.5k contribution limit. instead you divide contributions at each company so the sum of the match is maximized.
e.g. with a single job: 20.5k + 10k (contribution + match)
with two jobs you do: 14.5k + 8k (job 1) and 6k + 4k (job 2)
obviously this will vary depending on your two employers match programs |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 1:06 PM Author: Hairraiser double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544449) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:16 PM Author: irradiated market I want to do this but how do you deconflict calls and shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542139) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:26 PM Author: chartreuse mexican what do you mean deconflict? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542184) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:26 PM Author: irradiated market Like if job 1 has a call at 2 and job 2 wants to do one as well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542186) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:30 PM Author: chartreuse mexican that is where you earn your $250k year
everything else is easy |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:10 AM Author: Supple house Do you only have calls with one person at your job? You cultivate some relationships in other departments and pick up a consulting/do-nothing role on some projects that are tangentially relevant to your duties and involve important people, but not your boss. Then say you are busy with those things. In normal cost center functions in corporate America (unlike Biglaw) your boss will never go to war with random dude who is occupying your time or ask questions like "ok you can't do a call at 4:00 - can you do 4:10?" And then text you for not responding immediately. Who gives a fuck, you all get paid the same regardless of what happens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542406) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:14 AM Author: chartreuse mexican there are some faggots that will actually care for some reason
but you have 2 jobs
fuck it |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:18 PM Author: stimulating drunken shrine cr. i got an offer for a job i have 0 business doing. i basically fit none of the criteria except for bar admission. it's pretty easy to get a good white collar job right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542145) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:29 PM Author: sick university faggotry Love you as a poaster brother but you’re a URM so your experience here isn’t exactly on point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544248) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:33 PM Author: stimulating drunken shrine maybe? but i don't scream woke and, believe it or not, in the last 5+ years i've only gotten interviews with big 4 "blind" meaning i didn't have a guy on the inside. in every case, including the current offer (which i just accepted), i had someone on the inside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544279) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:42 PM Author: sick university faggotry Does your name sound ethnic or your resume have any BSA type affiliations?
My company has quite a few URMs who they jumped out of windows to hire and now refuse to fire despite blatant refusals to do any work or show up to meetings/zoom calls. Witnessing first hand double standards like this is what engenders the majority of racism/resentment from educated/umc whites you see on the board |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:44 PM Author: stimulating drunken shrine my name is ethnic. i don't put my eagle scout on resume if that's what you mean by BSA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544327) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:44 PM Author: sick university faggotry Black student association
But the ethnic name is why you’re getting past “blind” HR screeners |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:49 PM Author: stimulating drunken shrine does that matter in your 40s? i would like to think background and HYP matters more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544355) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 1:11 PM Author: sick university faggotry URM/diversity stats are URM/diversity stats, brother. Doesn't matter how old the token is - the PR is milked just the same
you yourself said you weren't qualified. Theres plenty of white HYP grads with bar admissions who probably were..
i hate the game not the player fwiw, well unless the player is shithead about it and refuses to do work while everyone else has to carry their weight, but i suspect that's not you
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Date: May 20th, 2022 1:18 PM Author: stimulating drunken shrine of course. i got this gig, i will play up to it like anyone with half a brain will, but i won't pretend it wasn't a stretch either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544534) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 10:31 PM Author: Walnut zombie-like parlor milk Why would he have been asking about boy scouts lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44547499) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 11:11 PM Author: stimulating drunken shrine i had no clue about BSA. when i see BSA in my life it means boy scouts of america and i was DEEP into that for a long time and even was on a board not too long ago for a local council. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44547723) |
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Date: May 21st, 2022 8:52 PM Author: Walnut zombie-like parlor milk yeah of course but…BSA meaning boy scouts of america would have made absolutely no sense in the context of his poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44551664) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:36 PM Author: stimulating drunken shrine i get the feeling the diversity bump is better for youngs and not olds. like the old trumps the brown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544287) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:21 PM Author: irradiated market I was thinking about trying to add a brainless doc review gig on the side but clearly i was underselling it. Maybe i should shoot for another WFH in house gig. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542156) |
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Date: May 19th, 2022 11:28 PM Author: irradiated market Could I do this with a govt job? Probably a lot of 100% remote GS jobs and I know they do no work (I used to work for govt, but not remote). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542190) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:11 AM Author: Hairless institution pocket flask And what, just lie on your sf-86 and oge-450? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542412) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:10 PM Author: irradiated market Not all positions require these (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544150) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:34 PM Author: excitant cobalt parlour psychic would be more careful with government jobs and definitely nothing requiring security clearance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544280) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:13 AM Author: motley new version Crazy. And in my profession medicine people actually make less now than 20 yrs ago and spent half my life studying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542427) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:14 AM Author: Hairraiser double fault how much do you make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44542430) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 7:18 AM Author: puce self-absorbed marketing idea 800k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44543119) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 7:36 AM Author: Cordovan very tactful field cumskin what about for lawyers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44543133) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 8:23 AM Author: garnet becky temple It’s becoming hard to stay at my gig even though I like it. So many GC roles throwing cash and equity around. I’m staying put but seems like every month someone contacts me about a GC role (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44543194) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:24 PM Author: sick university faggotry GC seems like a ton of fire drills. I like my cushy 9-2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544223) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 1:17 PM Author: razzle dead national security agency famous landscape painting this can't keep up with the market imploading right? i think about leaving my cushy gov't job but the prospect of being laid off in the next year or two keeps me in check. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544529) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 10:34 PM Author: multi-colored round eye site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44547510) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 12:12 PM Author: territorial tank my wife just went from an $82k job to a $115k job. got three job offers within two days. and when she said she was leaving, her current job offered to match the other offers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544159) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2022 2:19 PM Author: Odious Den Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44554379) |
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Date: May 20th, 2022 1:15 PM Author: cerise stirring persian yarmulke I just accepted a promotion today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5112938&forum_id=2#44544520) |