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not my tales Derm NP who had ordered the 5th chest CT of ...
sick brunch multi-billionaire
  05/23/22
Who the fuck has 5 CTs in one day? Were they all non contr...
Erotic Hominid
  05/23/22
GI fellow wanted MT Imaging of the Abdomen. I call him and a...
sick brunch multi-billionaire
  05/23/22
nigger
Erotic Hominid
  05/23/22
Neurologist wanted my attending to read a study STAT: My att...
sick brunch multi-billionaire
  05/23/22
180 and NIGGERE
Erotic Hominid
  05/23/22
Lmao
Fragrant therapy
  05/23/22
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racy ladyboy circlehead
  05/26/22
NP orders Cardiac MR for Abdominal Pain: Attending: "I'...
sick brunch multi-billionaire
  05/23/22
how much do you make
deranged impertinent digit ratio preventive strike
  05/23/22
You claimed you weren't a radiology resident.
Erotic Hominid
  05/23/22
Ortho doc orders knee MRI with the indication "Resps 20...
sick brunch multi-billionaire
  05/23/22
nigger
Erotic Hominid
  05/23/22
180 looool
heady parlor
  05/23/22
nigger
Erotic Hominid
  05/23/22
Rad Tech takes X-ray backwards: My attending sitting next to...
sick brunch multi-billionaire
  05/23/22
Nigger
Erotic Hominid
  05/23/22
Tech images the Heart instead of the Liver as ordered: "...
sick brunch multi-billionaire
  05/23/22
Liver US are not easy to interpret nigger
Erotic Hominid
  05/23/22
BooR is nigger (he is literally swimming in nigger cum e.g. ...
Erotic Hominid
  05/23/22
boor taking a break from being a boring Russia troll and pos...
Fragrant therapy
  05/23/22
He just got gangbanged by some Crips. So he;'s nice and happ...
Erotic Hominid
  05/23/22
you're a short little midget bitch
Citrine supple sanctuary
  05/23/22
Niggerluver
Erotic Hominid
  05/23/22
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  05/26/22
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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:26 PM
Author: sick brunch multi-billionaire

not my tales

Derm NP who had ordered the 5th chest CT of a rather young woman because she wanted to "irradiate the mole" whatever that means. I had a rather short conversation where I explained radiation exposure is cumulative furthermore I was unsure of how she intended to irradiate a mole without irradiating the rest of her chest. She said "it's worth it to get rid of the cancer". I said "well what if she gets cancer from this irradiation", she said "then more radiation it is". This was probably the dumbest conversation I've ever had in medicine and I had to report her because I felt she was legitimately causing harm to the patient right there. Woman had 5 CT scans in one day. Dunno how no one said anything by the 3rd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:36 PM
Author: Erotic Hominid

Who the fuck has 5 CTs in one day? Were they all non contrast.

Nigger.s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561730)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:27 PM
Author: sick brunch multi-billionaire

GI fellow wanted MT Imaging of the Abdomen. I call him and ask why. He says "I heard it provides triple contrast imaging, I want more contrast". So I say "You know triple contrast doesn't mean triple as good. MTI increases the chance of shine-through-like artifacts. Secondly it requires pre- and post-contrast imaging because the studies are very noisy and you have to be sure you are actually seeing enhancement. And lastly we don't generally do abdominal MTI, since regular contrast imaging over a number of T1-weighted sequences will suffice. SE or GRE should do fine here. This man straight up says "you radiologists and your sequences and your artifacts, relax, just get the study". And I'm like "buddy, you take it up with my attending, guarantee he will say the same thing as me, except meaner. And stop reading the radiology physics journals since clearly you have no clue what you're reading".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561682)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: Erotic Hominid

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561714)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:27 PM
Author: sick brunch multi-billionaire

Neurologist wanted my attending to read a study STAT: My attending says "we'll get to you when we get to you". So he comes down to the reading room and starts waiting over my attending's shoulder. To which my attending said, "if you want to play annoyed neurologist there's an off-off-off-off broadway theater on 270th st". Which is funny for two reasons because I'm pretty sure quadruple-off broadway does not exist. Secondly I'm like 90% sure there is no 270th st in Manhattan, and even if there is, I know for a fact what he was referencing was that 270 is the gematria for the word evil in Hebrew and he is very religious so I know for a fact that is what he was referencing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561684)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: Erotic Hominid

180 and NIGGERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561713)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:35 PM
Author: Fragrant therapy

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561724)



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Date: May 26th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: racy ladyboy circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44578931)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:28 PM
Author: sick brunch multi-billionaire

NP orders Cardiac MR for Abdominal Pain: Attending: "I'm sorry, I forgot that in Nursing school they don't differentiate between the abdominal and thoracic cavities. Well look, honestly, it's just more money for me since these assholes have to run through 3 wrong studies before they land on the right one. I'm happy to read it all so I can buy an NP-funded Yacht when I'm 70 and sail off into the land of nurses and money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561686)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:28 PM
Author: deranged impertinent digit ratio preventive strike

how much do you make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561687)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:28 PM
Author: Erotic Hominid

You claimed you weren't a radiology resident.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561691)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: sick brunch multi-billionaire

Ortho doc orders knee MRI with the indication "Resps 20": "I love me a good knee MRI with a totally irrelevant indication. This indication would make me sad, but I know Orthos are retarded and can't read. This doc in particular is especially stupid I met him at a Purim party a few years ago. He thinks hes a genius, yet clearly used daddy's money to somehow bribe the USMLE people. I especially hate him cuz his last is Feygele which means little gay bird in Yiddish and basically means Faggot. He doesn't even have the decency to be a smart Jew, he has to be a dumb Jew, and a dumb Jew with a gay last name, therefore offending two groups simultaneously with his stupidity. Plus his Purim costume was shit, he tried to dress like Haman but just looked like a pedophile with a triangular hat."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561694)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:30 PM
Author: Erotic Hominid

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561700)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:37 PM
Author: heady parlor

180 looool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561736)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Erotic Hominid

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561696)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: sick brunch multi-billionaire

Rad Tech takes X-ray backwards: My attending sitting next to me says "You'd think any idiot off the street could tell left from right, anterior from posterior. But this specific tech is a particular level of stupid. I've got half a mind to drug him and throw every type of Neuro MR sequence we got. At least then if we determine if he is pathologically stupid so I can just feel bad for him. Cuz if he's just regular stupid then I have to hate him. And I don't like to hate people"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561697)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: Erotic Hominid

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561704)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: sick brunch multi-billionaire

Tech images the Heart instead of the Liver as ordered: "Fuck me, open up a Liver US study, see a fucking heart. Now we gotta fucking send this study to cardiology cuz apparently we can't "bill" For cardiac US. Which is total bullshit, I can somehow read cardiac MR sequences which have the same fucking information as US except more accurate. Yet start using acoustic waves instead of magnetic pulses and suddenly I'm not allowed to bill for it. By the time I get cardiology to read this fucking study I could've have personally performed the Liver US, formally interpreted both the formal cardiac and Liver US, and made enough money for a cup of coffee which I will write fuck you on and send to Dr. Dipshit"(note: this attending got cheated on by a cardiologist, he remains bitter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561699)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:32 PM
Author: Erotic Hominid

Liver US are not easy to interpret nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561707)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:39 PM
Author: Erotic Hominid

BooR is nigger (he is literally swimming in nigger cum e.g. his plasma is 99% nigger cum semen jizz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561747)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:42 PM
Author: Fragrant therapy

boor taking a break from being a boring Russia troll and posting some good content for once in his life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561756)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: Erotic Hominid

He just got gangbanged by some Crips. So he;'s nice and happy rn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561810)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: Citrine supple sanctuary

you're a short little midget bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561767)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 9:52 PM
Author: Erotic Hominid

Niggerluver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44561812)



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Date: May 26th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: sick brunch multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44578924)



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Date: May 26th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: racy ladyboy circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44579316)



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Date: June 5th, 2022 4:37 PM
Author: sick brunch multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44631144)



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Date: June 10th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: heady parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115352&forum_id=2#44660197)