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HYPO: $1 million to swim across the Mary River in Australia

The river crossing has to be at least 100 ft. wide and deepe...
Light Mood
  06/21/22
I doubt there are many 100 miles inland
glassy medicated trump supporter set
  06/21/22
i misread it. apparently it's just total crocodile (freshies...
Light Mood
  06/21/22
I want to take up swimming. I will do this. I’ll do ot...
awkward dull temple jewess
  06/21/22
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lascivious sable dopamine skinny woman
  06/21/22
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Light Mood
  06/21/22
This is one of those hypos where no amount of money could ge...
Diverse sneaky criminal sanctuary
  06/21/22
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self-absorbed internal respiration
  06/22/22
There are three Mary Rivers in Australia, and a I can't find...
Thriller Shimmering Wagecucks
  06/21/22
the one in the northern territory has a lot
cowardly theater
  06/21/22
that one
Light Mood
  06/21/22
meh. id swim across when the crocs are sleeping. easy peasy
boyish rambunctious site
  06/21/22
If I get eaten, I don't have to lawyer anymore. Win win. New...
Anal Idiotic Fanboi
  06/21/22
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Canary exciting ceo
  06/22/22
Getting eaten by a crocodile would be the most human experie...
glassy medicated trump supporter set
  06/22/22
Yes and I could do this holding my breath the whole way
flirting curious stage party of the first part
  06/22/22
You could probably either (a) swim within some sort of fence...
Bisexual laughsome place of business tank
  06/22/22
What is your intellectual disability?
glassy medicated trump supporter set
  06/23/22
I spend a lot of time on a chatbort about golden retrievers ...
Bisexual laughsome place of business tank
  06/24/22
jfc i thought i had an ironclad hypo, but i forgot to includ...
Light Mood
  06/23/22
Even then, the real flaw is that it’ll be pretty hard ...
Pontificating spot cumskin
  06/24/22
I'm in Scaryborough rn and laughed when I passed the Mary an...
Canary exciting ceo
  06/28/22
180000. would u do the hypo?
Light Mood
  06/29/22
Yes I would. My reflux rn is so bad I would take my chances ...
Canary exciting ceo
  07/07/22


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Date: June 21st, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: Light Mood

The river crossing has to be at least 100 ft. wide and deeper than 6 ft. for most of the way. The Mary River is widely considered the river with the highest population density of saltwater crocodiles. You are not allowed to use anything that keeps your body above water like a surfboard or help you travel faster through the water like a water propeller submersible, nor enlist the help of anyone else. You must swim nude. Also, you aren't allowed any weapons like a speargun or handgun. And your river crossing must be done during crocodile mating season when they're most aggressive, but you can choose the time of day. Do you risk it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720314)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: glassy medicated trump supporter set

I doubt there are many 100 miles inland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720470)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:08 PM
Author: Light Mood

i misread it. apparently it's just total crocodile (freshies and salties) population density

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720511)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: awkward dull temple jewess

I want to take up swimming. I will do this. I’ll do other feats too. Like I’ll swim across Lake Erie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720494)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:09 PM
Author: lascivious sable dopamine skinny woman



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:27 PM
Author: Light Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720597)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:42 PM
Author: Diverse sneaky criminal sanctuary

This is one of those hypos where no amount of money could get me to say “yes.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720659)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: self-absorbed internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726708)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: Thriller Shimmering Wagecucks

There are three Mary Rivers in Australia, and a I can't find any indication that any of them are known to be overrun with crocodiles after a quick Google search. And I can't find a single documented case of a crocodile attack in any of the Mary Rivers. So I think I take this hypo. It should be easy enough to find somewhere in the river that is outside of the crocodiles' normal range so the risk should be minimal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720776)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: cowardly theater

the one in the northern territory has a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44721037)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Light Mood

that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44721134)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:12 PM
Author: boyish rambunctious site

meh. id swim across when the crocs are sleeping. easy peasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720788)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:23 PM
Author: Anal Idiotic Fanboi

If I get eaten, I don't have to lawyer anymore. Win win. New hypo please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720835)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Canary exciting ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722502)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: glassy medicated trump supporter set

Getting eaten by a crocodile would be the most human experience most of us have ever had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722713)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: flirting curious stage party of the first part

Yes and I could do this holding my breath the whole way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722515)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 11:30 PM
Author: Bisexual laughsome place of business tank

You could probably either (a) swim within some sort of fenced apparatus that would block anything from getting too close to you or (b) wear some sort of armor that was both buoyant but still offered enough protection to make an attack non-fatal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726704)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 12:25 AM
Author: glassy medicated trump supporter set

What is your intellectual disability?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726840)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 3:34 AM
Author: Bisexual laughsome place of business tank

I spend a lot of time on a chatbort about golden retrievers and fresh juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44732924)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 12:43 AM
Author: Light Mood

jfc i thought i had an ironclad hypo, but i forgot to include that you must swim NUDE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726895)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 4:03 AM
Author: Pontificating spot cumskin

Even then, the real flaw is that it’ll be pretty hard for most of us to scrape together $1 million after the crypto crash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44732943)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 5:18 AM
Author: Canary exciting ceo

I'm in Scaryborough rn and laughed when I passed the Mary and thought of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44757647)



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Date: June 29th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: Light Mood

180000. would u do the hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44763650)



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Date: July 7th, 2022 7:13 AM
Author: Canary exciting ceo

Yes I would. My reflux rn is so bad I would take my chances in the Mary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44808378)