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Watched No Time to Die back to back with Goldfinger
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Date: June 25th, 2022 10:51 PM Author: Rose vivacious house My son has never seen a bond movie so we double headered.
It’s not even the same character.
NTTD Bond: - is so inept that an agent can disable his Jeep stranding him - apparently can’t diagnose or fix the Jeep - accepts a ride from an objective 4, never bothering to suspect she’s an agent - hops on the back of her scooter lol
GF Bond: - rapes Pussy Galore. This isn’t a feminist reading. He objectively rapes her - Pussy is so smitten by the rape she contacts Washington behind his back, pleads guilty to terrorism, begins cooperating |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 2:32 PM Author: Maniacal sapphire antidepressant drug menage She was easily a 6 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44747883) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 2:37 PM Author: Rose vivacious house (Epah) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44747920) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 2:38 PM Author: pale mischievous roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44747924) |
Date: June 25th, 2022 10:55 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy kitchen dog poop Bond in goldfinger does nothing whatsoever to defeat the bad guys iirc other than rape pussy
The next Bond should be a 1950s period piece, same time period as the books. It’s the only way for them to justify it not being niggerified. |
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Date: June 25th, 2022 10:58 PM Author: Rose vivacious house Interesting. You’re right he didn’t even disable the nuke. He does however fry Oddjob (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44745549) |
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Date: June 25th, 2022 11:06 PM Author: pale mischievous roommate The best part is she's a dyke until xo Bond rapes the gay away (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44745608) |
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Date: June 25th, 2022 11:16 PM Author: Rose vivacious house “You can’t change Bond overnight into a different person. But you can definitely change the world around him and the way he has to function in that world,” Fukunaga told The Hollywood Reporter. “It’s a story about a white man as a spy in this world, but you have to be willing to lean in and do the work to make the female characters more than just contrivances.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44745644) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 8:07 PM Author: Garnet stage “you have to be willing to lean in and do the work”
Why must they always talk like this? |
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Date: June 25th, 2022 11:35 PM Author: Hyperventilating charismatic generalized bond den Bond fails repeatedly in Goldfinger, but it only conveys how formidable his foes are.
His real hero moment is when he's on the laser table. He doesn't panic, and instead cleverly manipulates Goldfinger into keeping him alive and close to his operation. |
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Date: June 25th, 2022 11:42 PM Author: Rose vivacious house In retrospect it was a strange manipulation. Bond says “if I don’t report, 008 will come and he knows everything about operation grand slam too”.
Goldfinger is made anxious by this and spares bond. But why? You’d think he would then torture bond to find out what he knows or force bond to call off his office, “it’s a false lead” etc.
Instead he just jails him and keeps him around |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 9:31 AM Author: Hyperventilating charismatic generalized bond den Good points. We'll, I figure GF figured Bond knew enough to warrant investigation, but if he actually knew of the goal or any details of the plan, they'd already have sent in the cavalry. So, it was still a pretty low level of concern, but it would've shot up if Bond disappeared. GF's idea was just have Bond - presentable and unscathed - visible to other observers and apparently working his undercover investigation still (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44746574) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 9:58 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy kitchen dog poop All good points but there’s also the fact that the CIA/FBI/military let the plan proceed when they could’ve just arrested/killed goldfinger imho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44746672) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 12:20 PM Author: Hyperventilating charismatic generalized bond den I don't think it ever occurred to them that he was planning something destructive. It was a big gold smuggling operation, for all they knew, and they must've wanted to gather enough intelligence to recover most of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44747216) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 12:24 PM Author: Well-lubricated hall goal in life This is an important point. Back in 1964, fiat money was still tied to gold and therefore national security was at stake, so recovering the gold would have been imperative. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44747244) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 12:26 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy kitchen dog poop In the Book he just wanted to steal the gold iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44747250) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 12:32 PM Author: Godawful wine community account indirect expression On Bond, the Deep State, and the Shitlib-ization of culture
https://youtu.be/6bDIJDImmw8 |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 12:51 PM Author: Hyperventilating charismatic generalized bond den OHMSS and NTtD would make a good thematic double feature. Those are the two "tragic" movies in the series. The latter even borrowed some of the dramatic beats and music from the former (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44747373) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 12:54 PM Author: Shimmering nubile lay There’s something about the post-Casino Royale Craig Films that just doesn’t work. Craig himself is the only thing holding them together, he is really good as Bond. But the direction is either trying to be too artsy without the thematic weight to justify it, or it is too crude and perfunctory. All of the scenes just kind of happen and don’t feel meaningfully connected to each other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44747395) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:07 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy kitchen dog poop I don’t care for any of them. I get extra annoyed at millennial Q and silent gen lady M following him around everywhere tbh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44747468) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:13 PM Author: Shimmering nubile lay Casino Royale was a Triumph though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44747489) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:15 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy kitchen dog poop Yeah I was always a fan. I remember how opposed Tall internet posters were to a 5’10 Bond but they had their comeuppance imho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44747494) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:16 PM Author: Shimmering nubile lay Next up is 5’9 Tom Hardy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44747498) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:57 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy kitchen dog poop No way man, iirc Craig just got the job bc Clive Owen wanted too much $$$. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44747657) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:18 PM Author: aggressive henna dingle berry theatre 100%
such a shame, four completely wasted movies |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:52 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy kitchen dog poop It's a shame too. You get your hopes up with Christoph Waltz playing Blofeld, but he and the plot both end up sucking for some reason. I couldn't believe how bad it was. They even brought back the Garden of Death concept from the book but they wasted it iirc.
When the "serious" Films suck, it's just painful, there's like zero entertainment value and certainly no intellectual merit. So they end up being Bad Films strung together by stunts. In reality, Brosnan's Films are better than sitting through SPECTRE but reddit-tier fags have too much cognitive dissonance to accept this imo.
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Date: June 26th, 2022 2:01 PM Author: Out-of-control Multi-billionaire Site i feel like the majority of Bond movies are garbage, not just Craig's. who wants to rewatch a Roger Moore bond movie? or Die Another Day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44747691) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 2:34 PM Author: Peach Parlor Hissy Fit I rewatch Moore Bond films all the time. Man With the Golden Gun, Live and Let Lie, etc. are fun as hell and hilarious (though about 30 minutes too long, as all Bond films are). Lighten up man, these ain’t supposed to be War and Peace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44747900) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 2:43 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy kitchen dog poop Old movies are an acquired taste imo. Look at how low most of the budgets were, even adjusting for inflation. And they never quite caught up to the entertainment value of say goldfinger imho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44747965) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 2:49 PM Author: Shimmering nubile lay Idk about that, the quality of Films was so much higher in the 70s than it was in the 80s and 90s, even if the budgets were lower. It seems like there was less studio interference and people were less retarded back then so they would accept relentlessly grim Films. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44748027) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 2:54 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy kitchen dog poop You Acquired the Taste though. 100 IQs, Women, libs, ORMs, URMs, all have trouble with old Films. Believe me. They'll be much more at ease sitting through the worst netflix movie than the best 70s Bond movie ime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44748077) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 3:03 PM Author: Peach Parlor Hissy Fit Yeah. I tried to get my Scumbag friend to watch The Hustler, which is not only the greatest gambling movie of all time, but also has plenty of violence, drunkenness, and despair. He couldn’t do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44748141) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 3:04 PM Author: Shimmering nubile lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44748147) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 3:15 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy kitchen dog poop But the same guy MIGHT be able to get through The Color of Money. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44748199) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 7:12 PM Author: Peach Parlor Hissy Fit Good point. Oh look, it’s in colour and it stars Tom Cruise and that old guy who sold salad dressing! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44749405) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 8:12 PM Author: Milky Pungent Meetinghouse The Roger Moore ones were at least funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44749863) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 2:37 PM Author: Maniacal sapphire antidepressant drug menage "Hot Nerd" Q was fucking annoying and should've killed with the rest of MI6.
However, Lady Dench was great as "M". She and Bond had a colorful dynamic.
Bond, the Man who just fucks bitches and throws them away, is forced to submit to the authority of a woman who is not moved by his charms in any fashion.
M was the only woman that he actually respected. |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 7:16 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy kitchen dog poop how does the queen even decide who is a "lady" and who isn't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44749426) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 7:28 PM Author: At-the-ready Titillating Piazza Nibblets Agree that Dench as M was great. Everything about nttd was wretched. Really painful and embarrassing |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 8:23 PM Author: Hyperventilating charismatic generalized bond den It's strange that she was actually in more Brosnan movies than Daniel Craig ones, but I guess she did more in the latter.
It's strange that they're clearly two different incarnations of a character, but played by the same person, sort of like Alfred in Batmam Returns and Batman Forever |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 8:55 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy kitchen dog poop she's the same character imo and she's overutilized in the Craig movies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5139662&forum_id=2#44750112) |
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Date: June 26th, 2022 9:00 PM Author: Hyperventilating charismatic generalized bond den She plays them the same, but they're not identical people. One of them is in a world with a veteran 007 in the late 90s and onward. The other is the boss of a newly minted 007 in the late 00's
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Date: June 26th, 2022 8:32 PM Author: overrated state clown this is the scene you're all calling rape?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pUXH1Bye88 |