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You are at a social function. Pizza served. How many slices do you eat?

All my life, at least since teenage years, I have been a 4-6...
contagious apoplectic trailer park useless brakes
  06/30/22
Eat it all! Fuck these fraud "people"
Sepia genital piercing resort
  06/30/22
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Copper concupiscible garrison halford
  06/30/22
Depends on the crust! And how many toppings! But I usuall...
Copper concupiscible garrison halford
  06/30/22
I do "napkin off" the grease sometimes! I don't ca...
Copper concupiscible garrison halford
  06/30/22
3
snowy keepsake machete parlour
  06/30/22
exactly 1
fighting opaque state
  06/30/22
Generally a full pie
Aqua razzle-dazzle main people
  06/30/22
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Copper concupiscible garrison halford
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learning disabled amber brunch roast beef
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Chrome narrow-minded box office crotch
  06/30/22
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High-end hairraiser wagecucks
  06/30/22
What kind of pizza?
cocky toilet seat stead
  06/30/22
get 2 slices, chill for a while then see what's up, eg chris...
boyish step-uncle's house blood rage
  06/30/22
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Copper concupiscible garrison halford
  06/30/22
100% CR
Godawful obsidian affirmative action
  06/30/22
social function? 2. at home alone: 6.
navy international law enforcement agency masturbator
  06/30/22
Maybe one or two. I wouldn’t want overeating to interf...
Dashing ivory house
  06/30/22
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Copper concupiscible garrison halford
  06/30/22
Usually 1-2. Then as you’re leaving take the box of pe...
Swashbuckling Pisswyrm
  06/30/22
(disco fries)
charismatic spot
  06/30/22
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carnelian death wish
  06/30/22
One time at a middle school lock in I helped myself to 5, ma...
autistic boistinker base
  06/30/22
Lol!
Aqua razzle-dazzle main people
  06/30/22
none it's processed sysco slop
fragrant maniacal native
  06/30/22
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carnelian death wish
  06/30/22
I feel like a fat son of a bitch when I eat some chips or ch...
Pungent Confused Abode Becky
  06/30/22
2 and then take a leftover pie home. Also have a couple soda...
Dull Multi-billionaire
  06/30/22
(Manatee)
Pungent Confused Abode Becky
  06/30/22
180
carnelian death wish
  06/30/22
i can't really eat at social functions. my appetite just get...
carnelian death wish
  06/30/22
i've found that if i stand in the corner stuffing my face wi...
Dull Multi-billionaire
  06/30/22
tp
carnelian death wish
  06/30/22
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Dull Multi-billionaire
  06/30/22
pretend to sneeze on an entire pizza and then take it and te...
Bat-shit-crazy sienna elastic band
  06/30/22
if there is a cookie tray i hoover those bitches up
Overrated racy jewess station
  06/30/22
One, with a fork.
Awkward university
  06/30/22
180
Pungent Confused Abode Becky
  06/30/22
Large social function where no one notices if you don't eat,...
Mauve National
  06/30/22
Depends whether I can get thirds or fourths before other peo...
Brass at-the-ready space karate
  06/30/22
One or zero depending on the type of pizza. Many kinds of pi...
walnut exciting brethren voyeur
  06/30/22
Depends if there is pep or no.
chest-beating public bath
  06/30/22
Nonsense burned "wood-fired" local restaurant garb...
charismatic spot
  06/30/22
idk Tuscan style is pretty good
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  06/30/22
(57 y/o bored in retirement burning his money on restaurant ...
charismatic spot
  06/30/22
(Podesta)
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  06/30/22


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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:51 AM
Author: contagious apoplectic trailer park useless brakes

All my life, at least since teenage years, I have been a 4-6 slices kind of guy. But now being older I have taken it down to 2 slices. I know it’s for the best. But it hurts, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770202)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: Sepia genital piercing resort

Eat it all! Fuck these fraud "people"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771749)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 7:25 PM
Author: Copper concupiscible garrison halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44775031)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:53 AM
Author: Copper concupiscible garrison halford

Depends on the crust! And how many toppings!

But I usually eat one full pep pizza a day! 1-2 leftover slices breakfast/lunch, new fresh pep every evening for dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770205)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:54 AM
Author: Copper concupiscible garrison halford

I do "napkin off" the grease sometimes! I don't care what other "men" think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770208)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:55 AM
Author: snowy keepsake machete parlour

3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770214)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:58 AM
Author: fighting opaque state

exactly 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770218)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:59 AM
Author: Aqua razzle-dazzle main people

Generally a full pie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770222)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:01 AM
Author: Copper concupiscible garrison halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770230)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:28 AM
Author: learning disabled amber brunch roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771736)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:37 AM
Author: Chrome narrow-minded box office crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771786)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: High-end hairraiser wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771881)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:02 AM
Author: cocky toilet seat stead

What kind of pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770235)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: boyish step-uncle's house blood rage

get 2 slices, chill for a while then see what's up, eg christian slater scene from curb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770237)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:07 AM
Author: Copper concupiscible garrison halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770250)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: Godawful obsidian affirmative action

100% CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771339)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: navy international law enforcement agency masturbator

social function? 2. at home alone: 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770239)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:07 AM
Author: Dashing ivory house

Maybe one or two. I wouldn’t want overeating to interfere with my buzz or hitting on random women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770251)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:07 AM
Author: Copper concupiscible garrison halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770253)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:14 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Pisswyrm

Usually 1-2. Then as you’re leaving take the box of pep and eat near the dumpster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770264)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:15 AM
Author: charismatic spot

(disco fries)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770265)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: carnelian death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771220)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:40 AM
Author: autistic boistinker base

One time at a middle school lock in I helped myself to 5, maybe 6 or 7 slices.

Some faggot lib saw me in line a bunch of times and started screeching, so I lied and said I had 3 slices.

He kept histrionically squawking "THREE SLICES!!" the rest of the night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770367)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:22 AM
Author: Aqua razzle-dazzle main people

Lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771020)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:41 AM
Author: fragrant maniacal native

none it's processed sysco slop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770369)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:26 AM
Author: carnelian death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771033)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:26 AM
Author: Pungent Confused Abode Becky

I feel like a fat son of a bitch when I eat some chips or chex mix at night, but reading this forum reminds me who the actual fats are. Have some self respect, jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771035)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:28 AM
Author: Dull Multi-billionaire

2 and then take a leftover pie home. Also have a couple sodas, munchkins and cookies.

This is based anecdotally on the after party from my kids' piano recital last Sunday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771040)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:29 AM
Author: Pungent Confused Abode Becky

(Manatee)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771052)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: carnelian death wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771219)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:29 AM
Author: carnelian death wish

i can't really eat at social functions. my appetite just gets shot from trying to keep up with the social niceties or idiocy of the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771051)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:31 AM
Author: Dull Multi-billionaire

i've found that if i stand in the corner stuffing my face with pizza no one tries to talk to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771059)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: carnelian death wish

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771200)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: Dull Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44775649)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:32 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy sienna elastic band

pretend to sneeze on an entire pizza and then take it and tell everyone you're going to throw it out and walk away from the party so you can eat the whole pizza in a secluded location and dispose of the box covertly after the fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771061)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: Overrated racy jewess station

if there is a cookie tray i hoover those bitches up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771066)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Awkward university

One, with a fork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771306)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:17 AM
Author: Pungent Confused Abode Becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771318)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:19 AM
Author: Mauve National

Large social function where no one notices if you don't eat, 0

Small social function where everyone sort of eats together, 1-2

Chillin with bros, 4+

Alone, everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771326)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Brass at-the-ready space karate

Depends whether I can get thirds or fourths before other people get firsts but ideally 11-14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771334)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:22 AM
Author: walnut exciting brethren voyeur

One or zero depending on the type of pizza. Many kinds of pizza are pure shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771343)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: chest-beating public bath

Depends if there is pep or no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771751)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: charismatic spot

Nonsense burned "wood-fired" local restaurant garbage: zero

Sbarro class of catering: 1

Standard pizza joint with standard toppings: 1-2

Tasty thin crust pep: 3+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771815)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 6:14 PM
Author: contagious apoplectic trailer park useless brakes

idk Tuscan style is pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44774673)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: charismatic spot

(57 y/o bored in retirement burning his money on restaurant and extolling the virtues of his wood-fired pizza oven)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44774998)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: seedy spectacular lodge pervert

(Podesta)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44775094)