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You are at a social function. Pizza served. How many slices do you eat?

All my life, at least since teenage years, I have been a 4-6...
Laughsome Hospital Travel Guidebook
  06/30/22
Eat it all! Fuck these fraud "people"
learning disabled infuriating box office gunner
  06/30/22
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french internet-worthy pit corn cake
  06/30/22
Depends on the crust! And how many toppings! But I usuall...
french internet-worthy pit corn cake
  06/30/22
I do "napkin off" the grease sometimes! I don't ca...
french internet-worthy pit corn cake
  06/30/22
3
aquamarine provocative meetinghouse
  06/30/22
exactly 1
heady alcoholic sex offender
  06/30/22
Generally a full pie
Sooty hairy legs heaven
  06/30/22
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french internet-worthy pit corn cake
  06/30/22
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ultramarine wonderful garrison
  06/30/22
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Light school coffee pot
  06/30/22
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passionate business firm
  06/30/22
What kind of pizza?
Zombie-like Half-breed
  06/30/22
get 2 slices, chill for a while then see what's up, eg chris...
Burgundy hominid
  06/30/22
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french internet-worthy pit corn cake
  06/30/22
100% CR
Erotic Jade Resort Dragon
  06/30/22
social function? 2. at home alone: 6.
Cream becky
  06/30/22
Maybe one or two. I wouldn’t want overeating to interf...
Walnut weed whacker
  06/30/22
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french internet-worthy pit corn cake
  06/30/22
Usually 1-2. Then as you’re leaving take the box of pe...
talented market
  06/30/22
(disco fries)
Sienna Address Wagecucks
  06/30/22
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Diverse Stag Film
  06/30/22
One time at a middle school lock in I helped myself to 5, ma...
charismatic church
  06/30/22
Lol!
Sooty hairy legs heaven
  06/30/22
none it's processed sysco slop
Canary fiercely-loyal institution
  06/30/22
...
Diverse Stag Film
  06/30/22
I feel like a fat son of a bitch when I eat some chips or ch...
Boyish overrated idiot
  06/30/22
2 and then take a leftover pie home. Also have a couple soda...
White Curious Native Telephone
  06/30/22
(Manatee)
Boyish overrated idiot
  06/30/22
180
Diverse Stag Film
  06/30/22
i can't really eat at social functions. my appetite just get...
Diverse Stag Film
  06/30/22
i've found that if i stand in the corner stuffing my face wi...
White Curious Native Telephone
  06/30/22
tp
Diverse Stag Film
  06/30/22
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White Curious Native Telephone
  06/30/22
pretend to sneeze on an entire pizza and then take it and te...
Rose fanboi crotch
  06/30/22
if there is a cookie tray i hoover those bitches up
maniacal adventurous nursing home
  06/30/22
One, with a fork.
Big Parlour Athletic Conference
  06/30/22
180
Boyish overrated idiot
  06/30/22
Large social function where no one notices if you don't eat,...
yapping crackhouse
  06/30/22
Depends whether I can get thirds or fourths before other peo...
Elite Black Really Tough Guy
  06/30/22
One or zero depending on the type of pizza. Many kinds of pi...
crawly floppy location degenerate
  06/30/22
Depends if there is pep or no.
Mildly Autistic Den
  06/30/22
Nonsense burned "wood-fired" local restaurant garb...
Sienna Address Wagecucks
  06/30/22
idk Tuscan style is pretty good
Laughsome Hospital Travel Guidebook
  06/30/22
(57 y/o bored in retirement burning his money on restaurant ...
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  06/30/22
(Podesta)
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  06/30/22


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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:51 AM
Author: Laughsome Hospital Travel Guidebook

All my life, at least since teenage years, I have been a 4-6 slices kind of guy. But now being older I have taken it down to 2 slices. I know it’s for the best. But it hurts, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770202)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: learning disabled infuriating box office gunner

Eat it all! Fuck these fraud "people"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771749)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 7:25 PM
Author: french internet-worthy pit corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44775031)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:53 AM
Author: french internet-worthy pit corn cake

Depends on the crust! And how many toppings!

But I usually eat one full pep pizza a day! 1-2 leftover slices breakfast/lunch, new fresh pep every evening for dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770205)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:54 AM
Author: french internet-worthy pit corn cake

I do "napkin off" the grease sometimes! I don't care what other "men" think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770208)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:55 AM
Author: aquamarine provocative meetinghouse

3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770214)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:58 AM
Author: heady alcoholic sex offender

exactly 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770218)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:59 AM
Author: Sooty hairy legs heaven

Generally a full pie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770222)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:01 AM
Author: french internet-worthy pit corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770230)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:28 AM
Author: ultramarine wonderful garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771736)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:37 AM
Author: Light school coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771786)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: passionate business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771881)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:02 AM
Author: Zombie-like Half-breed

What kind of pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770235)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Burgundy hominid

get 2 slices, chill for a while then see what's up, eg christian slater scene from curb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770237)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:07 AM
Author: french internet-worthy pit corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770250)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: Erotic Jade Resort Dragon

100% CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771339)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Cream becky

social function? 2. at home alone: 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770239)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:07 AM
Author: Walnut weed whacker

Maybe one or two. I wouldn’t want overeating to interfere with my buzz or hitting on random women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770251)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:07 AM
Author: french internet-worthy pit corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770253)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:14 AM
Author: talented market

Usually 1-2. Then as you’re leaving take the box of pep and eat near the dumpster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770264)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:15 AM
Author: Sienna Address Wagecucks

(disco fries)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770265)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: Diverse Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771220)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:40 AM
Author: charismatic church

One time at a middle school lock in I helped myself to 5, maybe 6 or 7 slices.

Some faggot lib saw me in line a bunch of times and started screeching, so I lied and said I had 3 slices.

He kept histrionically squawking "THREE SLICES!!" the rest of the night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770367)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:22 AM
Author: Sooty hairy legs heaven

Lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771020)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:41 AM
Author: Canary fiercely-loyal institution

none it's processed sysco slop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770369)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:26 AM
Author: Diverse Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771033)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:26 AM
Author: Boyish overrated idiot

I feel like a fat son of a bitch when I eat some chips or chex mix at night, but reading this forum reminds me who the actual fats are. Have some self respect, jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771035)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:28 AM
Author: White Curious Native Telephone

2 and then take a leftover pie home. Also have a couple sodas, munchkins and cookies.

This is based anecdotally on the after party from my kids' piano recital last Sunday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771040)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:29 AM
Author: Boyish overrated idiot

(Manatee)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771052)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: Diverse Stag Film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771219)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:29 AM
Author: Diverse Stag Film

i can't really eat at social functions. my appetite just gets shot from trying to keep up with the social niceties or idiocy of the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771051)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:31 AM
Author: White Curious Native Telephone

i've found that if i stand in the corner stuffing my face with pizza no one tries to talk to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771059)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: Diverse Stag Film

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771200)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: White Curious Native Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44775649)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:32 AM
Author: Rose fanboi crotch

pretend to sneeze on an entire pizza and then take it and tell everyone you're going to throw it out and walk away from the party so you can eat the whole pizza in a secluded location and dispose of the box covertly after the fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771061)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: maniacal adventurous nursing home

if there is a cookie tray i hoover those bitches up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771066)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Big Parlour Athletic Conference

One, with a fork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771306)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:17 AM
Author: Boyish overrated idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771318)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:19 AM
Author: yapping crackhouse

Large social function where no one notices if you don't eat, 0

Small social function where everyone sort of eats together, 1-2

Chillin with bros, 4+

Alone, everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771326)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Elite Black Really Tough Guy

Depends whether I can get thirds or fourths before other people get firsts but ideally 11-14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771334)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:22 AM
Author: crawly floppy location degenerate

One or zero depending on the type of pizza. Many kinds of pizza are pure shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771343)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Den

Depends if there is pep or no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771751)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: Sienna Address Wagecucks

Nonsense burned "wood-fired" local restaurant garbage: zero

Sbarro class of catering: 1

Standard pizza joint with standard toppings: 1-2

Tasty thin crust pep: 3+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771815)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 6:14 PM
Author: Laughsome Hospital Travel Guidebook

idk Tuscan style is pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44774673)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Sienna Address Wagecucks

(57 y/o bored in retirement burning his money on restaurant and extolling the virtues of his wood-fired pizza oven)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44774998)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: vivacious beta senate liquid oxygen

(Podesta)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44775094)