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You are at a social function. Pizza served. How many slices do you eat?

All my life, at least since teenage years, I have been a 4-6...
shivering fishy step-uncle's house
  06/30/22
Eat it all! Fuck these fraud "people"
fragrant violent main people incel
  06/30/22
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crusty church
  06/30/22
Depends on the crust! And how many toppings! But I usuall...
crusty church
  06/30/22
I do "napkin off" the grease sometimes! I don't ca...
crusty church
  06/30/22
3
Vivacious really tough guy
  06/30/22
exactly 1
swashbuckling hospital jap
  06/30/22
Generally a full pie
Dun voyeur
  06/30/22
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crusty church
  06/30/22
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irradiated university
  06/30/22
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Marvelous soggy stage
  06/30/22
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Fighting abnormal cuckoldry institution
  06/30/22
What kind of pizza?
sapphire business firm old irish cottage
  06/30/22
get 2 slices, chill for a while then see what's up, eg chris...
wonderful useless brakes
  06/30/22
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crusty church
  06/30/22
100% CR
filthy jade gaping
  06/30/22
social function? 2. at home alone: 6.
provocative zippy school cafeteria
  06/30/22
Maybe one or two. I wouldn’t want overeating to interf...
excitant plum site volcanic crater
  06/30/22
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crusty church
  06/30/22
Usually 1-2. Then as you’re leaving take the box of pe...
Exhilarant weed whacker
  06/30/22
(disco fries)
Impertinent passionate halford heaven
  06/30/22
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Lemon cruel-hearted boltzmann location
  06/30/22
One time at a middle school lock in I helped myself to 5, ma...
Outnumbered Abode
  06/30/22
Lol!
Dun voyeur
  06/30/22
none it's processed sysco slop
Saffron temple
  06/30/22
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Lemon cruel-hearted boltzmann location
  06/30/22
I feel like a fat son of a bitch when I eat some chips or ch...
crimson patrolman
  06/30/22
2 and then take a leftover pie home. Also have a couple soda...
carnelian shrine
  06/30/22
(Manatee)
crimson patrolman
  06/30/22
180
Lemon cruel-hearted boltzmann location
  06/30/22
i can't really eat at social functions. my appetite just get...
Lemon cruel-hearted boltzmann location
  06/30/22
i've found that if i stand in the corner stuffing my face wi...
carnelian shrine
  06/30/22
tp
Lemon cruel-hearted boltzmann location
  06/30/22
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carnelian shrine
  06/30/22
pretend to sneeze on an entire pizza and then take it and te...
motley hairless selfie
  06/30/22
if there is a cookie tray i hoover those bitches up
Black geriatric pozpig
  06/30/22
One, with a fork.
Avocado home
  06/30/22
180
crimson patrolman
  06/30/22
Large social function where no one notices if you don't eat,...
topaz internet-worthy locus digit ratio
  06/30/22
Depends whether I can get thirds or fourths before other peo...
Cowardly degenerate
  06/30/22
One or zero depending on the type of pizza. Many kinds of pi...
Wine liquid oxygen native
  06/30/22
Depends if there is pep or no.
Bat shit crazy jew affirmative action
  06/30/22
Nonsense burned "wood-fired" local restaurant garb...
Impertinent passionate halford heaven
  06/30/22
idk Tuscan style is pretty good
shivering fishy step-uncle's house
  06/30/22
(57 y/o bored in retirement burning his money on restaurant ...
Impertinent passionate halford heaven
  06/30/22
(Podesta)
adventurous cream field
  06/30/22


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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:51 AM
Author: shivering fishy step-uncle's house

All my life, at least since teenage years, I have been a 4-6 slices kind of guy. But now being older I have taken it down to 2 slices. I know it’s for the best. But it hurts, bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770202)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: fragrant violent main people incel

Eat it all! Fuck these fraud "people"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771749)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 7:25 PM
Author: crusty church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44775031)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:53 AM
Author: crusty church

Depends on the crust! And how many toppings!

But I usually eat one full pep pizza a day! 1-2 leftover slices breakfast/lunch, new fresh pep every evening for dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770205)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:54 AM
Author: crusty church

I do "napkin off" the grease sometimes! I don't care what other "men" think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770208)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:55 AM
Author: Vivacious really tough guy

3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770214)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling hospital jap

exactly 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770218)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 1:59 AM
Author: Dun voyeur

Generally a full pie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770222)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:01 AM
Author: crusty church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770230)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:28 AM
Author: irradiated university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771736)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:37 AM
Author: Marvelous soggy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771786)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: Fighting abnormal cuckoldry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771881)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:02 AM
Author: sapphire business firm old irish cottage

What kind of pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770235)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: wonderful useless brakes

get 2 slices, chill for a while then see what's up, eg christian slater scene from curb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770237)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:07 AM
Author: crusty church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770250)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: filthy jade gaping

100% CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771339)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: provocative zippy school cafeteria

social function? 2. at home alone: 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770239)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:07 AM
Author: excitant plum site volcanic crater

Maybe one or two. I wouldn’t want overeating to interfere with my buzz or hitting on random women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770251)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:07 AM
Author: crusty church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770253)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:14 AM
Author: Exhilarant weed whacker

Usually 1-2. Then as you’re leaving take the box of pep and eat near the dumpster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770264)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:15 AM
Author: Impertinent passionate halford heaven

(disco fries)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770265)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: Lemon cruel-hearted boltzmann location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771220)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:40 AM
Author: Outnumbered Abode

One time at a middle school lock in I helped myself to 5, maybe 6 or 7 slices.

Some faggot lib saw me in line a bunch of times and started screeching, so I lied and said I had 3 slices.

He kept histrionically squawking "THREE SLICES!!" the rest of the night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770367)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:22 AM
Author: Dun voyeur

Lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771020)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 2:41 AM
Author: Saffron temple

none it's processed sysco slop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44770369)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:26 AM
Author: Lemon cruel-hearted boltzmann location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771033)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:26 AM
Author: crimson patrolman

I feel like a fat son of a bitch when I eat some chips or chex mix at night, but reading this forum reminds me who the actual fats are. Have some self respect, jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771035)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:28 AM
Author: carnelian shrine

2 and then take a leftover pie home. Also have a couple sodas, munchkins and cookies.

This is based anecdotally on the after party from my kids' piano recital last Sunday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771040)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:29 AM
Author: crimson patrolman

(Manatee)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771052)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: Lemon cruel-hearted boltzmann location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771219)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:29 AM
Author: Lemon cruel-hearted boltzmann location

i can't really eat at social functions. my appetite just gets shot from trying to keep up with the social niceties or idiocy of the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771051)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:31 AM
Author: carnelian shrine

i've found that if i stand in the corner stuffing my face with pizza no one tries to talk to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771059)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: Lemon cruel-hearted boltzmann location

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771200)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: carnelian shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44775649)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:32 AM
Author: motley hairless selfie

pretend to sneeze on an entire pizza and then take it and tell everyone you're going to throw it out and walk away from the party so you can eat the whole pizza in a secluded location and dispose of the box covertly after the fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771061)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: Black geriatric pozpig

if there is a cookie tray i hoover those bitches up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771066)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Avocado home

One, with a fork.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771306)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:17 AM
Author: crimson patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771318)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:19 AM
Author: topaz internet-worthy locus digit ratio

Large social function where no one notices if you don't eat, 0

Small social function where everyone sort of eats together, 1-2

Chillin with bros, 4+

Alone, everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771326)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Cowardly degenerate

Depends whether I can get thirds or fourths before other people get firsts but ideally 11-14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771334)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 10:22 AM
Author: Wine liquid oxygen native

One or zero depending on the type of pizza. Many kinds of pizza are pure shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771343)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy jew affirmative action

Depends if there is pep or no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771751)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: Impertinent passionate halford heaven

Nonsense burned "wood-fired" local restaurant garbage: zero

Sbarro class of catering: 1

Standard pizza joint with standard toppings: 1-2

Tasty thin crust pep: 3+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44771815)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 6:14 PM
Author: shivering fishy step-uncle's house

idk Tuscan style is pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44774673)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: Impertinent passionate halford heaven

(57 y/o bored in retirement burning his money on restaurant and extolling the virtues of his wood-fired pizza oven)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44774998)



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Date: June 30th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: adventurous cream field

(Podesta)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5143191&forum_id=2#44775094)