Frat’s national standing means shit, all that matters is reputation at school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5171469&forum_id=2#45012112)

Phi Alpha (ΦΑ) was a historically Jewish Fraternity founded in 1914. It merged with Phi Sigma Delta in 1959. Ten years later, that fraternity merged with Zeta Beta Tau.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5171469&forum_id=2#44998719)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5171469&forum_id=2#44999534)

My fraternity had a lot of musicians and wannabe rock stars, and my best friends had run ins with campus police after they broke a sink in their room by jumping on it. I got my freshman roommate to join the fraternity as well, which was good for him because he was sort of a hermit. The fraternity ended up getting kicked off campus a few years after I left.

I visited the old row house a year ago, and it's now a terrible dorm for international students. That place is filthy and looks like a murder-hobo squatters house.

But I made some really good friends there and I would not change my experiences there either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5171469&forum_id=2#45003354)

95 percent of the guys stopped trying to get women bc at every party, it'd just be the same alphas getting laid and getting attention.

The house started out as top ten percent and fell after a few years to bottom twenty percent.

The women were clear that they hated most of the guys as a result of not bending over backwards so that the alphas could get more pussy. It was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5171469&forum_id=2#45003404)

As usual I had a fix up. I don't remember exactly, but it was probably one of those "she has a great personality" deals. She was an all around American girl. In fact, she was very round. I don't know how much she weighed, but she was large. Very large. She also had a name which went well with her shape, but I won't poast it. However, she was extremely cheerful and friendly and I pushed ahead. That is to say, I drank in a forceful and determined fashion. I don't remember much until the next day when we nearly set the house and several cars on fire burning all that paper in the tiny parking lot in back. We used up all the house fire extinguishers.

It was the tradition in the house to award at Monday night dinner the "The Pig" to the guy with the most repulsive date. My date was awarded, in absentia, The Pig for me. Nobody would tell me what I did to deserve the honor, but they assured me I really, truly did deserve it. I was an über nerd in those days and had pretty much zero social skills at age 17, so I probably did deserve The Pig.

But wait, there's more.

Nearly 4 years later when I was in grad school I was walking across campus on a warm summer evening when my date that long ago night, whom I had not seen since, called out my name (bellowed is more like it). We sat on a bench and talked for a while. I tried to find out what I did that night to deserve The Pig, but she wouldn't tell me. She just giggled. Now, being more mature, I wish I had hung in there and gotten to know her better. She was awfully cheerful and apparently had a good attitude. A fellow could do worse.

Here's The Pig in repose upon my desk: https://imgur.com/a/Z3DXidf

P.S. In case you can't read the writing, The Pig has written on its belly, "I may vomit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5171469&forum_id=2#45003867)

I'm going with Candy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5171469&forum_id=2#45004356)

Olive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5171469&forum_id=2#45011413)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5171469&forum_id=2#45012901)

also I clicked on the pic hoping it was a picture of your date, not the pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5171469&forum_id=2#45005251)

I didn’t think they existed back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5171469&forum_id=2#45005838)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5171469&forum_id=2#45005278)

It's in a frame on your office wall, isn't it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5171469&forum_id=2#45011415)