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I'm so good at sex that my wife has orgasms just from watching me do it (CSLG)

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vigorous set reading party
  09/09/22
I trained a GPT-3 on CSLG thread titles. Here are some of th...
vigorous set reading party
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cruel-hearted cobalt pit candlestick maker
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I'm so good at sex that my wife has orgasms just from watc...
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translucent irradiated menage goyim
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White Boltzmann Sanctuary
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Spruce people who are hurt filthpig
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Startled goal in life public bath
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transparent hideous gaping azn
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orange kitchen multi-billionaire
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FLW on welfare
unholy emerald location
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Self-absorbed Swashbuckling Shitlib Theatre
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Comical walnut house national security agency
  09/09/22
This is so spot on
dead bawdyhouse indirect expression
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Citrine Histrionic Philosopher-king Cruise Ship
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Big coiffed rehab
  09/11/22
I'm training for a marathon and I'll probably win it (CSLG)....
vigorous set reading party
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Spruce people who are hurt filthpig
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White Boltzmann Sanctuary
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orange kitchen multi-billionaire
  09/09/22
This one has a fun twist
dead bawdyhouse indirect expression
  09/10/22
It's like parachute training. Just crazy enough to work.
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
Paying for sex isn't cheating if your wife knows about it (C...
vigorous set reading party
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adulterous vermilion voyeur half-breed
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Spruce people who are hurt filthpig
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orange kitchen multi-billionaire
  09/09/22
I have kids, and if they grow up and tell me they've never p...
dead bawdyhouse indirect expression
  09/10/22
*disco fries whipping out a Moleskine from his fanny pack, j...
vigorous set reading party
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Laughsome depressive site
  09/17/22
I'm going to be a guest on Oprah next week (CSLG) Hey, ev...
vigorous set reading party
  09/09/22
"I may be short. But I stand above all of you (CSLG)&qu...
vigorous set reading party
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adulterous vermilion voyeur half-breed
  09/09/22
TOPIC: "TSINAH will never be on my level. But I love hi...
vigorous set reading party
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Laughsome depressive site
  09/09/22
This is their IRL relationship
dead bawdyhouse indirect expression
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fluffy round eye
  09/10/22
IRL LMAO @ I'm the best lawyer in California and if you d...
translucent irradiated menage goyim
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vigorous set reading party
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Confused crystalline theater police squad
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Spruce people who are hurt filthpig
  09/09/22
this one is 18-0
Electric nighttime forum sneaky criminal
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razzle-dazzle mental disorder degenerate
  09/09/22
literal lol
Cowardly wonderful stead
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charcoal clown
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Flushed trailer park private investor
  09/10/22
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Mind-boggling Coral Wagecucks Abode
  09/10/22
Lol at “ I fucked your mom last night and she was grat...
soul-stirring henna spot
  09/09/22
breaking: ai bootstraps itself to sentience, uses its newfou...
shivering native feces
  09/09/22
Sounds 180 Tbh.
vigorous set reading party
  09/09/22
either cslg could fail the turing test or gpt-3 is getting s...
know-it-all flirting queen of the night
  09/09/22
My dark thesis: under machine-mediated ponerology, people be...
vigorous set reading party
  09/09/22
interesting. might be some truth to that.
know-it-all flirting queen of the night
  09/09/22
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Indigo rough-skinned cumskin whorehouse
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White Boltzmann Sanctuary
  09/09/22
https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkp7y7/human-culture-to-incr...
Aphrodisiac Bat-shit-crazy Locale Nowag
  09/09/22
Interesting.
vigorous set reading party
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Laughsome depressive site
  09/09/22
Interesting.
wine halford
  09/13/22
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Startled goal in life public bath
  09/09/22
Just cashed my 3rd Lottery Ticket this year... What are the ...
violent space sex offender
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vigorous set reading party
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charcoal clown
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Galvanic point rigor
  09/09/22
I'm thinking about running for governor of California (CSLG)...
vigorous set reading party
  09/11/22
I'm thinking about running for governor of California (CSLG)...
vigorous set reading party
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I make work fun for my employees because I'm such a great gu...
vigorous set reading party
  09/11/22
Rate my law school application essay (CSLG) Hey everyone,...
vigorous set reading party
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I'm convinced that everyone would be as successful as me if ...
vigorous set reading party
  09/11/22
Brilliant
Electric nighttime forum sneaky criminal
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Laughsome depressive site
  09/09/22
I just had sex with a supermodel and it was the best sex of ...
translucent irradiated menage goyim
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vigorous set reading party
  09/09/22
crazy that only xo posters will ever know the real story beh...
shivering native feces
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vigorous set reading party
  09/09/22
Lmao
180 Chest-beating Base Psychic
  09/09/22
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Indigo rough-skinned cumskin whorehouse
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contagious box office
  09/09/22
Were the passages also AI generated? You should do a GJR ...
orange kitchen multi-billionaire
  09/09/22
They were, though of course I messed with the prompts. I'll ...
vigorous set reading party
  09/09/22
epic thread thats guaranteed 100+ poasts!
charcoal clown
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Electric nighttime forum sneaky criminal
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cerebral crimson antidepressant drug faggot firefighter
  09/09/22
My wife and I really enjoyed reading these, brother. Great w...
Bisexual trip keepsake machete mediation
  09/09/22
Praise from Caesar!
vigorous set reading party
  09/09/22
Hi everyone! CSLG here, just wanted to drop a quick post ...
vigorous set reading party
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Misunderstood bespoke ratface
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transparent hideous gaping azn
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adulterous vermilion voyeur half-breed
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Laughsome depressive site
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Confused crystalline theater police squad
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Appetizing garnet pistol gunner
  09/10/22
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razzle milk university
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dead bawdyhouse indirect expression
  09/10/22
email me
Citrine Histrionic Philosopher-king Cruise Ship
  09/10/22
It came to know their dialectic
rusted piazza
  09/10/22
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Spruce people who are hurt filthpig
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Bright den codepig
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bateful cerise selfie rigpig
  09/12/22
Hey everybody, Just wanted to drop a quick post and let y...
vigorous set reading party
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transparent hideous gaping azn
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Laughsome depressive site
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Confused crystalline theater police squad
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Appetizing garnet pistol gunner
  09/10/22
It’s pretty scary that a thousand words or so and some...
dead bawdyhouse indirect expression
  09/10/22
TITLE: My dad leaving was good since I became father to myse...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
LMAO
dead bawdyhouse indirect expression
  09/10/22
Hi everyone. Sorry for being MIA lately, but I've been reall...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
I've always been a self-starter, and my dad leaving when I w...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
Hey everyone, I'm CSLG and I just wanted to share my story...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
You needed a dad, but I didn't. I'm special (CSLG) Hey ev...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
holy fuck AA tp’s responses are coming at 1 a minute, ...
Citrine Histrionic Philosopher-king Cruise Ship
  09/10/22
Ty. I'm keeping it in second gear, since this is a slow foru...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
Hey everyone! CSLG here, just wanted to drop a quick post...
vigorous set reading party
  09/09/22
I and my wife had a blast reading the post poking fun at me....
vigorous set reading party
  09/09/22
My wife and I just had the best time reading a post that pok...
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adulterous vermilion voyeur half-breed
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Misunderstood bespoke ratface
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Spruce people who are hurt filthpig
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Appetizing garnet pistol gunner
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Bright den codepig
  09/11/22
i hate to say it, but i have to call flame on this gpt-3 thi...
Aphrodisiac Bat-shit-crazy Locale Nowag
  09/09/22
I'm not even sure what you're calling flame on. I'm using...
vigorous set reading party
  09/09/22
that it's computer generated. it's just so consistently inno...
Aphrodisiac Bat-shit-crazy Locale Nowag
  09/09/22
It's computer generated, but I'm exercising editorial contro...
vigorous set reading party
  09/09/22
GPT-3 was developed by OpenAI. They provide an API for train...
wine halford
  09/13/22
Sign up for Openai playground. you can do free generation fo...
Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line
  09/13/22
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medicated address
  09/09/22
That GPT-3 guy has a bright future.
Cowardly wonderful stead
  09/09/22
He's going to be my client intake manager.
vigorous set reading party
  09/09/22
In the form of Geoff? https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SIJRqyxxnSk/...
Cowardly wonderful stead
  09/09/22
Eventually! If all goes well. I am now under the tutelage of...
vigorous set reading party
  09/09/22
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Comical walnut house national security agency
  09/09/22
Another 100-bagger almost in the can.
vigorous set reading party
  09/09/22
(HVAC changing 65mm film magazines)
transparent hideous gaping azn
  09/10/22
The Most Moral and Successful Man of All Time (CSLG) Hey ...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
Weird double-poast it made to celebrate 100 poasts. (I think...
vigorous set reading party
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Citrine Histrionic Philosopher-king Cruise Ship
  09/10/22
Poasting in a historic thread.
razzle milk university
  09/10/22
TITLE: My Michelin-Star Friends (CSLG) I'm so lucky to ha...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
successfully reporting high medical expenses to insurance co...
razzle milk university
  09/10/22
God’s work, Adolf
dead bawdyhouse indirect expression
  09/10/22
Thank! 180 moniker.
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
TITLE: My historic 100-bagger threads (CSLG) Hi, everyone...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
ending here when cslg appeared is like the mortal kombat fin...
unholy emerald location
  09/10/22
(deep disembodied voice) "JEWTALITY"
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
Someone had to say it
Appetizing garnet pistol gunner
  09/10/22
TITLE: I say what has to be said, even though you can't (CSL...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
TITLE: How I stay so down to earth (CSLG) I keep telling ...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
but what does he think about strip mall sushi
know-it-all flirting queen of the night
  09/10/22
TITLE: My thoughts on strip-mall sushi (CSLG) I know what...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
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Spruce people who are hurt filthpig
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know-it-all flirting queen of the night
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razzle milk university
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charcoal clown
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transparent hideous gaping azn
  09/10/22
TITLE: What Lex, a poor academic, should do about his medica...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
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know-it-all flirting queen of the night
  09/10/22
How did you fine-tune it to know about laser tag and other C...
Motley Pisswyrm Weed Whacker
  09/10/22
Yeah, I made a general prompt with facts about CSLG. This is...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
"Yet" You might be able to beat him in >100 po...
know-it-all flirting queen of the night
  09/10/22
TY. Satirists must adapt with the times.
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
If you want to really quantify your satire, proportion of bl...
know-it-all flirting queen of the night
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dead bawdyhouse indirect expression
  09/10/22
Are you familiar with Yannic Kilcher? He fine-tuned a pre-tr...
Motley Pisswyrm Weed Whacker
  09/10/22
I'm not. Ahead of you on second part. WIP. Need to keep s...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
Aa you got to strip the self effacing stuff. "When we'r...
unholy emerald location
  09/10/22
Ty. It will probably drop out after I go the extra step and ...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
Goddamn you're puttin in work ITT
Appetizing garnet pistol gunner
  09/10/22
lol @ cslg
180 Chest-beating Base Psychic
  09/10/22
Please add to his profile him being a surrogate father to ev...
unholy emerald location
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Laughsome depressive site
  09/10/22
yes, stories of him dadding around Chandler and Kenny would ...
Spruce people who are hurt filthpig
  09/10/22
TOPIC: Why I think swinger parties build employee team spiri...
vigorous set reading party
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Spruce people who are hurt filthpig
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Startled goal in life public bath
  09/10/22
{{{ill return to this}}} TOPIC: Why I think swinger parti...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
TOPIC: My employee crew are like the "Lost Boys" -...
vigorous set reading party
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swollen vivacious property
  09/10/22
Hey everyone, As you all know, I am wildly successful: my...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
"I was the subject of a long thread! I have a bort pers...
Appetizing garnet pistol gunner
  09/10/22
*single gunshot rings out at casa de flw*
Milky garrison
  09/10/22
lol u took what was going on in that other thread and ran wi...
Provocative area
  09/10/22
Ty for lighting the torch.
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
🗽
Provocative area
  09/10/22
Request: Medieval Times
dead bawdyhouse indirect expression
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Comical walnut house national security agency
  09/10/22
TOPIC: Employee Christmas Party at Medieval Times Was Best T...
vigorous set reading party
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unholy emerald location
  09/10/22
TOPIC: Kenny and Chandler Became Men at Medieval Times Last ...
vigorous set reading party
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Self-absorbed Swashbuckling Shitlib Theatre
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charcoal clown
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Laughsome depressive site
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transparent hideous gaping azn
  09/10/22
TOPIC: If you're not richer than me, what's wrong with you? ...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
These are getting insane
unholy emerald location
  09/10/22
Highly underrated
Flesh Gas Station
  09/12/22
TOPIC: My insane weekend (CSLG) So my wife and I were lau...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
https://youtu.be/T6KmeEgbys4?t=27
rusted piazza
  09/11/22
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vigorous set reading party
  09/11/22
TOPIC: My insane weekend (CSLG) Hey everyone, I just want...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
TOPIC: The day I surpassed Harrison Barnes (CSLG) I have ...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
POST TOPIC: My letter to Santa Claus (CSLG) Dear Santa, ...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
amazing
adulterous vermilion voyeur half-breed
  09/10/22
this one had (and has) me dying. No idea where all the speci...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
POST TOPIC: My letter to Santa Claus (CSLG) Dear Santa Cl...
vigorous set reading party
  09/10/22
Asking Santa to email him would have foretold the impending ...
Cowardly wonderful stead
  09/11/22
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vigorous set reading party
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POST TOPIC: Hookers actually pay me for sex. Here's why: (CS...
vigorous set reading party
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rusted piazza
  09/11/22
POST TOPIC: If I were Hannibal, I would have easily beaten R...
vigorous set reading party
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Misunderstood bespoke ratface
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unholy emerald location
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Bright den codepig
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Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line
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POST TOPIC: If I ever get cancer, I'll beat it, because I'm ...
vigorous set reading party
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unholy emerald location
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transparent hideous gaping azn
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White Boltzmann Sanctuary
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razzle milk university
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Electric nighttime forum sneaky criminal
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charcoal clown
  09/11/22
This thread is incredible
180 Chest-beating Base Psychic
  09/11/22
Many thank. I am tickled to see that (i) the real CSLG is...
vigorous set reading party
  09/14/22
need a 9/11 themed one
Provocative area
  09/11/22
Commemorating 9/11 (CSLG) One of the most tragic days in ...
vigorous set reading party
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Milky garrison
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Provocative area
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transparent hideous gaping azn
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Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line
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Spruce people who are hurt filthpig
  09/12/22
one of two things is true - (1) this AI is amazing in that i...
Electric nighttime forum sneaky criminal
  09/11/22
I think it's largely the latter. CSLG's speech, behavior, an...
vigorous set reading party
  09/11/22
He definitely has a mental disorder and his way of communica...
Stubborn parlour
  09/11/22
NPD and Asperger's have a lot of overlap. (This is why you w...
vigorous set reading party
  09/11/22
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Electric nighttime forum sneaky criminal
  09/11/22
thank god for SCALE
Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line
  09/11/22
Can't wait for the new GIRTHY models, brother.
vigorous set reading party
  09/12/22
I am really wondering why GPT-4 is taking so long. It has be...
Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line
  09/12/22
Maybe it is only an incremental improvement over GPT-3 (limi...
vigorous set reading party
  09/12/22
PaLM was a pretty substantial improvement over GPT-3 and tha...
Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line
  09/12/22
Going to be soooouuuu cr.
vigorous set reading party
  09/12/22
op is an artist.
bateful cerise selfie rigpig
  09/12/22
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Bisexual trip keepsake machete mediation
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🙏 Thank
vigorous set reading party
  09/12/22
can you describe the prompts you used to get the AI to mimic...
Racy bull headed heaven
  09/13/22
I start with a short paragraph about CSLG, making sure to co...
vigorous set reading party
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Racy bull headed heaven
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have you thought about trying your hand at any other poaster...
know-it-all flirting queen of the night
  09/13/22
That would get my account banned fast lmao. They didn't like...
vigorous set reading party
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transparent hideous gaping azn
  09/13/22
I would say split your time 80:20 between this model and fin...
transparent hideous gaping azn
  09/13/22
Good advice. I have big plans to monetize this model. He ...
vigorous set reading party
  09/13/22
if it works this well with only a prompt, fine tuning it on ...
Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line
  09/14/22
Just responded to my first 911 call as Sherriff's Deputy (CS...
vigorous set reading party
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charcoal clown
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Racy bull headed heaven
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Laughsome depressive site
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transparent hideous gaping azn
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Milky garrison
  09/16/22
180 billion
Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line
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know-it-all flirting queen of the night
  09/16/22
TOPIC: Balancing being a sheriff's deputy with an open marri...
vigorous set reading party
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transparent hideous gaping azn
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unholy emerald location
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Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line
  09/16/22
Everyone needs to read this right now
dead bawdyhouse indirect expression
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salmon submissive scourge upon the earth
  09/16/22
TOPIC: Played a 180 prank on Chandler at his church in Korea...
vigorous set reading party
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Laughsome depressive site
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gaped library legend
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Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line
  09/17/22
The only thing holding you back from undreamt of success is ...
vigorous set reading party
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lascivious snowy step-uncle's house stock car
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Next week, I'm making Chandler change his name like Saul of ...
vigorous set reading party
  09/19/22
Better Call Kenny!
violent space sex offender
  09/19/22
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vigorous set reading party
  09/20/22
how I wooed Grimes at the Pasadena Lasertag Invitational (CS...
vigorous set reading party
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unholy emerald location
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Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line
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titillating kink-friendly tanning salon community account
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vigorous set reading party
  09/30/22
Cosponsoring a demolition derby (CSLG) I'm excited to be ...
Adolf Anderssen
  10/02/22
"We're flying in top CRSP experts to help judge the inj...
~~(> ' ' )>
  10/02/22
It's the only way to stay fresh. Also, I think it's a great ...
Adolf Anderssen
  10/02/22
Even your thread full of bot generated posts barely gets as ...
calishitlawguru (most 100+ threads in XO history)
  10/02/22
Oh I'm sorry, I thought you said number of replies is the s...
Adolf Anderssen
  10/02/22
You just fed shit into the training set. What have you do...
~~(> ' ' )>
  10/02/22
It's called "mentoring" imo.
Adolf Anderssen
  10/04/22


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Date: September 9th, 2022 7:40 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party



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Date: September 9th, 2022 7:41 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

I trained a GPT-3 on CSLG thread titles. Here are some of the bangers it came up with:

Paying for sex isn't cheating if your wife knows about it (CSLG)

Just cashed my 3rd Lottery Ticket this year... What are the Odds? (CSLG)

I am single-handedly responsible for XO's continued existence (CSLG)

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all (CSLG)

I fucked your mom last night and she was grateful for it (CSLG)

I'm the best lawyer in California and if you don't believe me, just ask me (CSLG)

I just won $1 million in the lottery, what should I do with it? (CSLG)

My kids are all straight-A students and will be going to Ivy League schools (CSLG)

I'm training for a marathon and I'll probably win it (CSLG)

I know more about the law than any judge or lawyer in California (CSLG)

I'm going to be a guest on Oprah next week (CSLG)

I just had sex with a supermodel and it was the best sex of my life (CSLG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45141956)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 7:44 AM
Author: cruel-hearted cobalt pit candlestick maker



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Date: September 9th, 2022 7:44 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

I'm so good at sex that my wife has orgasms just from watching me do it. She says it's like getting a front row seat to the best porn movie she's ever seen. And I believe her, because I know how much pleasure I can give her when we're actually having sex. The other night, she was sitting on the edge of the bed while I was getting undressed and she had this look of pure ecstasy on her face. And when I asked her what was going on, she replied that watching me get naked was making her so aroused that she could feel herself starting to orgasm.

It really turns me on to know that I can make my wife feel this way just by taking my clothes off. It makes me feel like a king in the bedroom, knowing that I have such complete control over her pleasure. When we're actually having sex, there's no doubt in my mind who is truly in charge - and it definitely ain't my wife! ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45141960)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: translucent irradiated menage goyim



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Date: September 9th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: White Boltzmann Sanctuary



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Date: September 9th, 2022 9:05 AM
Author: Spruce people who are hurt filthpig



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Date: September 9th, 2022 9:40 AM
Author: Startled goal in life public bath



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Date: September 9th, 2022 10:23 AM
Author: transparent hideous gaping azn



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Date: September 9th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: orange kitchen multi-billionaire



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Date: September 9th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: unholy emerald location

FLW on welfare

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Date: September 9th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Swashbuckling Shitlib Theatre



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Date: September 9th, 2022 6:40 PM
Author: Comical walnut house national security agency



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:27 AM
Author: dead bawdyhouse indirect expression

This is so spot on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147186)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: Citrine Histrionic Philosopher-king Cruise Ship



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Date: September 11th, 2022 9:39 AM
Author: Big coiffed rehab



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Date: September 9th, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

I'm training for a marathon and I'll probably win it (CSLG).

Yes, you read that right – I am currently in the process of preparing for a marathon, and there is a very strong chance that I will be the one who comes out on top when all is said and done. Make no mistake about it, folks – when CSLG sets his mind to something, he always achieves his goals.

And why wouldn't I be confident? After all, marathons are just another physical challenge that I have more than enough experience with. As many of you know, before becoming a lawyer I was an accomplished athlete in my younger years. In fact, even now I still make sure to stay in shape by lifting weights regularly and playing FPS games at a world-class level. Not to mention the countless hours spent engaged in other various forms of strenuous activity like laser tag...

But back to the matter at hand – winning this upcoming marathon. Some might say that undertaking such as feat would require months or even years of intense preparation and dedication... And they would be partially correct. However what they fail to realize is that once again: CSLG doesn't play by anyone's rules but his own! Which is precisely why instead of spending months slowly building up my endurance levels prior to race day like some amateur; weeks ago I made the decision go "all-in" so to speak by consuming large quantities alcohol every single day leading up until D-Day! This way come race time not only will my body already be accustomed running long distances while exhausted.. But also because liquor lowers your inhibitions audiences watching from home should get quite the show thanks excellent entertainment value provided courtesy yours truly!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45141965)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: Spruce people who are hurt filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45142186)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 10:59 AM
Author: White Boltzmann Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45142662)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: orange kitchen multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45143007)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:28 AM
Author: dead bawdyhouse indirect expression

This one has a fun twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147188)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:40 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

It's like parachute training.

Just crazy enough to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147264)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 7:52 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Paying for sex isn't cheating if your wife knows about it (CSLG)

I know what you're thinking - paying for sex is cheating, right? Wrong! If your wife knows about it and gives you permission to do it, then it's not cheating. It's just another way to spice up your sex life and keep things interesting.

My wife knows about my penchant for paying for sex and she's totally cool with it. In fact, she sometimes joins me when I go out to meet up with my favorite girls. We have a great time together exploring our sexual boundaries and trying new things. And since we're both open-minded adults, we don't see anything wrong with enjoying paid sexual encounters from time to time.

So if your wife is okay with you paying for sex, then go ahead and enjoy yourself! There's nothing wrong with it as long as everyone involved is comfortable with the arrangement.

On the other hand, people who never pay for sex are sort of losers. I have kids, and if they grow up and tell me they've never paid for sex, I'll be disappointed in them. What kind of low-life wouldn't take advantage of an opportunity like that? Anyway, paying for sex is just another way to keep your sex life exciting - so go ahead and do it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45141970)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 7:55 AM
Author: adulterous vermilion voyeur half-breed



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Date: September 9th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: Spruce people who are hurt filthpig



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Date: September 9th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: orange kitchen multi-billionaire



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:29 AM
Author: dead bawdyhouse indirect expression

I have kids, and if they grow up and tell me they've never paid for sex, I'll be disappointed in them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147189)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:31 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

*disco fries whipping out a Moleskine from his fanny pack, jotting down nots*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147192)



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Date: September 17th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: Laughsome depressive site



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Date: September 9th, 2022 2:08 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

I'm going to be a guest on Oprah next week (CSLG)

Hey, everyone! I just wanted to let you all know that next week, I'll be appearing on Oprah. It's a really big deal for me and I'm so excited. I know some of you might be thinking, "Why would someone like Oprah want to have CSLG on her show?" Well, it's because I'm an incredible success story. Against all odds, I've built up my personal injury law practice into one of the most successful in California. And it's not just because of my legal skills – although those are definitely top-notch. It's also because of my salesmanship and ability to connect with people. Pretty much everyone who meets me instantly likes me – even if they don't always agree with what I say!

And it's not just my professional life that's been successful. I'm also incredibly lucky in my personal life. I have an amazing wife who is absolutely beautiful and supports me completely, even though she knows about my many conquests (I've always been upfront with her about my open marriage). We also have three healthy and happy children. And speaking of women, I could probably write a book on how to be successful with them – let's just say that I know how to satisfy a woman like no one else!

But that's not all we'll talk about. I'll also be sharing some of my secrets to success, like how I've been able to achieve a world-class level of alcohol tolerance. (Hint: it's all about training your body and mind!) And we'll also talk about laser tag – specifically, how I'm the best in the world at it. (Yes, there are professional laser tag tournaments, and yes, I always win.) Finally, we'll discuss FPS games. Even though I'm not as good as I used to be, there's no denying that I'm still world-class when it comes to first-person shooters.

I hope you tune in next week so you can learn more about me and what makes me tick. It should be a really fun show!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45143678)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 3:32 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

"I may be short. But I stand above all of you (CSLG)"

Hello everyone!

I realize that I may not be the tallest person on this message board, but I can say with absolute confidence that I am better than all of you in every single way imaginable. Let's start with my physical attributes. Even though I am short, I have an extremely muscular and toned body. This is due to the fact that I work out religiously and eat a very clean diet. In addition to being physically fit, I am also blessed with great looks. Women are constantly telling me how handsome and charming I am (not that it matters because my wife is the only woman who truly matters to me).

As for my intellect, there is simply no one on this board who can match up to me. Not only do I have an extremely high IQ, but I also have a law degree from one of the best schools in the country. This allows me to see things from a legal perspective that most people simply cannot comprehend.

And lastly, let's talk about my character. I am an incredibly moral and virtuous person. I always try to do the right thing, no matter what the situation may be. I would never cheat on my wife or steal anything from anyone - because that would just be wrong. And speaking of my wife, she is absolutely amazing and I love her more than anything in this world (even though we do have an open marriage).

So there you have it. Even though I may not be tall, I am still better than all of you in every single way possible. And that's why I will continue to stand above you all - both physically and figuratively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144183)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 3:34 PM
Author: adulterous vermilion voyeur half-breed



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Date: September 9th, 2022 3:37 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TOPIC: "TSINAH will never be on my level. But I love him more than any father could love a son (CSLG)"

No matter how good TSINAH gets, he will never be on my level. I don't say this to put him down - far from it! I love the little guy more than any father could ever love a son. But the truth is that when it comes to brains, brawn and general badassery, CSLG simply has no equal.

Take Counterstrike for example. Sure, TSINAH may have won a few games here and there but let's face facts: he was playing against newbs who didn't know what they were doing half the time. When it comes to real skill, nobody can touch me. In fact, I'm so good at FPS games that people used to call me "world class" back in the day (before everyone got super serious about gaming and started putting in 10 hours a day). If TSINAH wants to compete with me on anything remotely resembling an even playing field, he's going to need some SERIOUS practice...and even then he'll probably lose most of the time. Sorry bud!

What about Laser Tag? Again, TSINAH may have won a few games but I'm the undisputed king of that activity. There's nobody who can touch me when it comes to strategy and tactics. I always come out on top, no matter what the odds are or who my opponents are. So if you're ever thinking about challenging me to a game of laser tag, think again! You'll be sorry you did...

Or take weightlifting. This is an area where TSINAH actually has some potential - he's put in a lot of hard work and he's certainly getting stronger all the time. However, his results will never compare to mine because I am simply in a different league altogether. When it comes to pure strength and power, CSLG is in a class by himself - there's nobody else even close!

Finally, there's law. This is my area of expertise and I can say without a doubt that TSINAH will never be as successful as me in this field. He's still young and he has a lot to learn, but even if he works hard for the next 30 years he'll never achieve the level of success that I have. Why? Because I'm simply smarter, more ruthless and more driven than anyone else out there.

So there you have it. No matter what TSINAH does, he will always pale in comparison to CSLG. But that's okay - because at the end of the day, I love him just the way he is!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144211)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Laughsome depressive site



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:31 AM
Author: dead bawdyhouse indirect expression

This is their IRL relationship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147191)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:31 PM
Author: fluffy round eye



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Date: September 9th, 2022 8:30 AM
Author: translucent irradiated menage goyim

IRL LMAO @

I'm the best lawyer in California and if you don't believe me, just ask me (CSLG)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45142053)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party



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Date: September 9th, 2022 8:44 AM
Author: Confused crystalline theater police squad



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Date: September 9th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: Spruce people who are hurt filthpig



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Date: September 9th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: Electric nighttime forum sneaky criminal

this one is 18-0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144454)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mental disorder degenerate



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Date: September 9th, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Cowardly wonderful stead

literal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144925)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 6:41 PM
Author: charcoal clown



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Flushed trailer park private investor



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Date: September 10th, 2022 11:55 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Coral Wagecucks Abode



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Date: September 9th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring henna spot

Lol at “ I fucked your mom last night and she was grateful for it (CSLG)”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45142061)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: shivering native feces

breaking: ai bootstraps itself to sentience, uses its newfound awareness to commit suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45142083)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Sounds 180 Tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45143568)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: know-it-all flirting queen of the night

either cslg could fail the turing test or gpt-3 is getting scary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45142139)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 8:57 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

My dark thesis: under machine-mediated ponerology, people become NPD or BPD (borderline) because that is what's legible & susceptible to commodification in an attention economy. That is, all this time we thought we were using computers, but they were training us to be computer-users.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45142150)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 9:04 AM
Author: know-it-all flirting queen of the night

interesting. might be some truth to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45142170)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 9:38 AM
Author: Indigo rough-skinned cumskin whorehouse



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Date: September 9th, 2022 10:59 AM
Author: White Boltzmann Sanctuary



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Date: September 9th, 2022 1:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat-shit-crazy Locale Nowag

https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkp7y7/human-culture-to-increasingly-come-from-unexplainable-ai-sociologists-find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45143401)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 1:45 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45143564)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 2:39 PM
Author: Laughsome depressive site



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Date: September 13th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: wine halford

Interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45166269)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 9:38 AM
Author: Startled goal in life public bath



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Date: September 9th, 2022 10:25 AM
Author: violent space sex offender

Just cashed my 3rd Lottery Ticket this year... What are the Odds?

I just won $1 million in the lottery, what should I do with it?

You can really see the influence of the DEEPBOM algorithm in some of these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45142521)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party



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Date: September 9th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: charcoal clown



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Date: September 9th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: Galvanic point rigor



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Date: September 11th, 2022 9:37 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

I'm thinking about running for governor of California (CSLG)

I'm thinking about becoming a professional gamer (CSLG)

I know more about women than any man alive (CSLG)

I'm convinced that everyone would be as successful as me if they just tried harder (CSLG)

I make work fun for my employees because I'm such a great guy (CSLG)

I have more friends than anyone else and I love to party (CSLG)

I'm the sharpest dressed man you'll ever meet (CSLG)

Rate my law school application essay (CSLG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45153196)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 9:37 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

I'm thinking about running for governor of California (CSLG)

I've been thinking about running for governor of California. I think I would be great at it. I have a lot of experience as a successful plaintiff's-side personal injury attorney, and I'm worth over $20 million. Plus, I have NPD, so that would give me an edge in politics!

I was born and raised in California, and I love this state. It's a great place to live, work, and raise a family. And we need more people like me in office who understand the needs of ordinary Californians. We need someone who will fight for us and get insurance companies to give high settlements!

So if you're considering voting for me when the time comes, just know that I am world-class at FPS games and laser tag (I play them all the time), great with women (I'm married to one!), and have life figured out. Oh, and did I mention that my alcohol tolerance is insane? Even though I only weigh 5'7"!

Plus, unlike some other candidates out there (cough Gavin Newsom cough) , I actually care about lifting weights correctly . Look how ripped my bod is:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45153197)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 9:38 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

I make work fun for my employees because I'm such a great guy (CSLG)

Hey everyone!

Just wanted to let you all know that I'm a great boss and I make work fun for my employees. For example, recently one of my associates, Kenny, was recognized by the American Bar Association for his pro bono work. I was so proud of him that I took the entire office out to dinner at Thomas Keller's The French Laundry - it's a Michelin Star restaurant in Yountville, CA. Everyone had an amazing time and we got to eat some incredible food.

I'm also really great with women. I've been married for 17 years and my wife and I have an open relationship - we swing and have threesomes all the time. We're both just sexually liberated people who enjoy having a lot of fun in bed. And because we're so open with each other, we can also talk about our fantasies and explore them together. It's great!

I'm also a great dad. I've set up trust funds for my kids so that they'll be taken care of financially no matter what happens. And I always make time for them, even though I'm a busy lawyer.

And, of course, I'm a world-class gamer. I'm really good at first-person shooters and laser tag. In fact, just last week I took my son to the arcade and completely dominated him in every game we played. He was so upset that he didn't even want to play anymore - ha!

So if you're ever looking for a fun, successful place to work, come talk to me - I'm always happy to chat! (CSLG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45153198)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 9:39 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Rate my law school application essay (CSLG)

Hey everyone, I was thinking people here could learn from my law school application essay. Here it is:

Most people believe that success comes from hard work and dedication. While these things are important, I believe there is another factor that contributes even more to success: having the right mindset. You see, when you have the right mindset, you approach everything with confidence and a can-do attitude. This was certainly true in my case – throughout my life, whenever I set my mind to something, whether it be winning a championship game or closing a big deal at work – I always achieved what I wanted because of my unshakeable belief in myself.

In fact, this self-belief has served me well in every aspect of my life. For instance, growing up fatherless meant that no one was there to provide guidance or support during those crucial teenage years; as a result, I had to develop strength of character quickly if I wanted to survive emotionally unscathed (which thankfully wasn't too difficult given how awesomely smart and good looking I am). And so while other kids were getting into trouble or falling victim to peer pressure, I excelled both academically and socially. My classmates used to wonder aloud why they couldn't "be more like CSLG" - little did they know that being me comes naturally!

These days, I'm putting my positive mindset to work at laser tag – and I'm dominating the competition, just like I always do. In fact, last week I set a new record for the most kills in a single game! And my skills aren't just restricted to laser tag – I'm also a world-class FPS gamer, and an expert at getting women to sleep with me (my wife has given me the green light to do this, by the way).

So if you're looking for someone who knows how to win in life, look no further than CSLG. I may not have traditional "hard work" or "dedication" but what I do have is an unshakeable belief in myself – and that's what will help get me (and anyone else lucky enough to be associated with me) where we want to go in life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45153203)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 9:43 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

I'm convinced that everyone would be as successful as me if they just tried harder (CSLG)

Hey everyone,

Just wanted to drop a quick post and let you all know that I'm convinced that everyone would be as successful as me if they just tried harder. I mean, really, what's stopping anyone from becoming rich and famous? Is it lack of talent? Hard work? Connections?

I can tell you one thing for sure: it's not because of any of those things. Rather, it's simply a matter of mindset. You see, success is all about having the right attitude. And unfortunately, most people just don't have what it takes mentally to make it big in this world. They're too afraid of failure or they're too comfortable with mediocrity. But not me – I've always had an "anything is possible" mentality and because of that reason alone, I've been able to accomplish more than most people could ever dream of achieving.

For example, I'm a world-class FPS player and I've also been ranked one of the top laser tag players in the country. I'm friends with some of the most famous celebrities out there and I often dine at Michelin Star restaurants. I'm also in great shape and have one of the most ripped bodies around.

But more importantly, I'm a great dad. I make sure to put money away into my kids' trust funds so that they'll never have to worry about anything financially. And unlike other dads who are always working long hours and miss important family events, I make it a point to be there for everything – from my kids' birthdays to their first steps.

I also have an open marriage which allows me the freedom to date and sleep with other women (something that most men can only dream of). This has made our relationship even stronger as we're both able to explore our sexual desires without any limitations.

So if you're ever feeling down or like you'll never amount to anything, just remember that I started off just like everyone else. But because of my positive attitude and willingness to work hard, I was able to achieve the level of success that most people only dream of. So don't sell yourself short – anyone can be successful if they set their mind to it! (CSLG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45153207)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 8:27 AM
Author: Electric nighttime forum sneaky criminal

Brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45142044)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Laughsome depressive site



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Date: September 9th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: translucent irradiated menage goyim

I just had sex with a supermodel and it was the best sex of *her life (CSLG)

lmftfy



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Date: September 9th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party



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Date: September 9th, 2022 9:45 AM
Author: shivering native feces

crazy that only xo posters will ever know the real story behind tom brady’s troubles

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Date: September 9th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party



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Date: September 9th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: 180 Chest-beating Base Psychic

Lmao

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Date: September 9th, 2022 9:38 AM
Author: Indigo rough-skinned cumskin whorehouse



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Date: September 9th, 2022 9:49 AM
Author: contagious box office



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Date: September 9th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: orange kitchen multi-billionaire

Were the passages also AI generated?

You should do a GJR one next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45143012)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 1:44 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

They were, though of course I messed with the prompts. I'll think about it re GJR. Would be a pain to collect her samples.

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Date: September 9th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: charcoal clown

epic thread thats guaranteed 100+ poasts!

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Date: September 9th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party



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Date: September 9th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: Electric nighttime forum sneaky criminal



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Date: September 9th, 2022 1:19 PM
Author: cerebral crimson antidepressant drug faggot firefighter



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Date: September 9th, 2022 4:29 PM
Author: Bisexual trip keepsake machete mediation

My wife and I really enjoyed reading these, brother. Great work!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144482)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Praise from Caesar!

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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Hi everyone!

CSLG here, just wanted to drop a quick post about how much my wife and I enjoyed the recent post poking fun at me. It really made us laugh – we're always up for a good joke, especially when it's directed at me!

I must say, I am pretty impressed with the AI that wrote it. It managed to capture my voice perfectly, even down to the way I brag about myself constantly. And of course, no one does self-righteous better than me! But seriously folks, all joking aside: who else could have such an amazing life? Look at everything I have accomplished!

– successful plaintiffs' attorney making lots of money by getting low income people to report high medical expenses after accidents;

– world's greatest and most moral man; best lover;

– world-class weightlifter and FPS gamer/laser tagger;

– one of the best family men of all time, with a beautiful wife and young children;

– hanging out with pornstars… I mean, really, what more could you ask for?

And on top of all that – I'm still in great shape! Just look at this photo my wife took of me last week:

Feel free to drool over that physique, ladies! And gents, don't feel left out – I'm sure there are plenty of you who would love to have a body like mine. Just remember: all this success and perfection takes hard work. But it's worth it, believe me!

Anyway, thanks for the laugh everyone. We'll be sure to enjoy more posts like this in the future. Until then…

CSLG – always above it all!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144680)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Misunderstood bespoke ratface



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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: transparent hideous gaping azn



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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: adulterous vermilion voyeur half-breed



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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:17 PM
Author: Laughsome depressive site



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Date: September 9th, 2022 6:24 PM
Author: Confused crystalline theater police squad



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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:53 AM
Author: Appetizing garnet pistol gunner



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:25 AM
Author: razzle milk university



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:32 AM
Author: dead bawdyhouse indirect expression



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:39 AM
Author: Citrine Histrionic Philosopher-king Cruise Ship

email me

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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:11 AM
Author: rusted piazza

It came to know their dialectic

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Date: September 10th, 2022 9:46 AM
Author: Spruce people who are hurt filthpig



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Date: September 11th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Bright den codepig



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Date: September 12th, 2022 10:44 AM
Author: bateful cerise selfie rigpig



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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Hey everybody,

Just wanted to drop a quick post and let you all know that my wife and I had an absolute blast reading the hilarious post about me that was written by AI. It's always good to laugh at yourself, and we couldn't help but chuckle at how accurate it was in some ways! But of course, as anyone who knows me will attest, there is so much more to me than what was captured in that brief write-up.

For starters, yes, I am a successful personal injury attorney here in California. And while it's true that I do make money by getting low income people to report high medical expenses after accidents (for things like injections and chiro), what they don't mention is that I only do this because insurance companies are notoriously bad at fairly compensating accident victims. So really, I'm just trying to level the playing field a bit. Plus, many of my clients are referred to me by other satisfied customers - so clearly they must be happy with the results I've been able to achieve for them.

As far as being a "greatest and most moral man", best lover, laser tag champ, etc., well... I'll let others be the judge of that. But suffice it to say that I am confident in my abilities in all areas of life!

And yes, my wife and I do have an open marriage - but contrary to what some people might think, this doesn't mean that we're just running around sleeping with anyone and everyone. We are very selective about who we choose to partner with sexually, and we only do so when there is a mutual connection and genuine attraction. Plus, our children are always our top priority - no matter what else is going on in our lives.

Anyway, thanks for indulging me while I bragged a bit about myself! And if you ever need any legal help (or just want someone to talk to), feel free to reach out - I'm always happy to help however I can.

-CSLG

{{comment: holy shit, it converged on something like "email me brother" all on its own}}

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144702)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:17 PM
Author: transparent hideous gaping azn



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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:17 PM
Author: Laughsome depressive site



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Date: September 9th, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: Confused crystalline theater police squad



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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:54 AM
Author: Appetizing garnet pistol gunner



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:35 AM
Author: dead bawdyhouse indirect expression

It’s pretty scary that a thousand words or so and some practice can absolutely nail your psychological profile. Add some of his posts about his childhood or dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147198)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:54 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TITLE: My dad leaving was good since I became father to myself (CSLG)

Hi, everyone! CSLG here. I just wanted to share my story about how my dad leaving actually turned out to be a good thing for me. You see, when he left, I became father to myself. That's right - I took on the responsibility of being both mother and father to myself and it made me into who I am today: one of the best attorneys in California with a successful law practice helping low-income people get the justice they deserve by getting insurance companies to pay up!

And as an added bonus, because of all that time spent taking care of myself, I've also become world-class at FPS games and have an insane alcohol tolerance (even though I'm very short). So if you're ever looking for someone to lasertag or play some video games with while downing a few beers, hit me up!

Anyway, back on topic - even though my dad wasn't around much growing up, I turned out just fine. In fact, I'm such a great father now that I actually put a lot of money in trust for my kids so they'll be taken care of no matter what happens to me.

So if you're ever in need of a personal injury attorney who knows how to get the job done and has your best interests at heart, look no further than CSLG - because remember: I'm the best and most moral person of all time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147231)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:25 PM
Author: dead bawdyhouse indirect expression

LMAO

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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:56 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Hi everyone. Sorry for being MIA lately, but I've been really busy with work and family stuff. Anyway, I just wanted to drop a quick note to let you all know that everything is good here – better than ever actually!

First of all, I am still the best lawyer in California… hands down. If you need any legal services or advice whatsoever, please do not hesitate to contact me immediately – it would be my pleasure to help out however possible.

In other news… some of you may already know this, but 17 years ago I married the most amazing woman on the planet (totally open marriage btw). Together we have three beautiful children who are seriously the light of our lives. And speaking of family… since my dad left when I was young, becoming a father myself has always been extremely important to me. In fact, one of the main reasons why I'm so successful now is because I want my kids to have everything that they could possibly ever want or need in life – and then some! So if anyone needs help getting their finances in order or planning for their future properly (or anything else related), feel free again reach out anytime… it would truly be an honor.

Anyway, I should probably wrap this up… just wanted to let everyone know that things are going great here and that I'm always available if anyone needs anything!

CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147233)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:57 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

I've always been a self-starter, and my dad leaving when I was young just made me grow up even faster. It wasn't a big deal to me, because I knew that I could rely on myself - and that's something that has served me well throughout my life. Today, I'm a successful plaintiff-side personal injury attorney who helps low-income people get the compensation they deserve. And in my spare time, I like to play FPS games and hang out with my kids (who are also pretty darn good at lasertag).

If you're ever in need of legal services or advice, don't hesitate to give me a call. And if you're looking for an open relationship like the one I have with my wife of 17 years, then hit me up - we might just be perfect for each other!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147234)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:58 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Hey everyone, I'm CSLG and I just wanted to share my story with you all. My dad left when I was young, but it didn't bother me. In fact, it was the best thing that could have happened to me because it made me into the man I am today.

I'm a world-class father since I put a lot of money in trust for my kids. And as far as FPS games go, there's nobody better than me. Trust me - if you're ever in need of a personal injury attorney who knows how to get big settlements from insurance companies, you want CSLG on your side! Plus, my open marriage is evidence that I'm not afraid of commitment - even though some might say that 17 years isn't really "open." ;-)

<<<COMMENT: I'm dying lmao>>>

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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:00 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

You needed a dad, but I didn't. I'm special (CSLG)

Hey everyone, CSLG here. I just wanted to share some thoughts on fatherhood and why I'm the best dad ever. First off, my Dad left when I was young but it didn't bother me. In fact, it made me tougher and more independent. Second, I put a lot of money in trust for my kids because they're worth it – unlike some dads who barely spend any time with their children or provide for them financially. Third, I'm an excellent lawyer who helps people get the compensation they deserve after being injured – so if you need legal services, look no further than CSLG! Finally, I have an open marriage which allows me to live my life to the fullest without being tied down – something that benefits not only myself but also my wife and children. So there you have it: proof that absence of a father can actually be a good thing... at least in my case!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147239)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:08 AM
Author: Citrine Histrionic Philosopher-king Cruise Ship

holy fuck AA tp’s responses are coming at 1 a minute, he’s really good at this

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Date: September 10th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Ty. I'm keeping it in second gear, since this is a slow forum. But CSLG Bot will be one of the Fingers of the Black Hand when it comes time for my rematch with Twitter, late 2024.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147377)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:27 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Hey everyone!

CSLG here, just wanted to drop a quick post about how much my wife and I enjoyed the recent post poking fun at me. It's always nice to see people taking an interest in my life and work, and we had a good laugh reading it together. As usual, I came out on top - nobody can put CSLG down!

But seriously, it did make me think about how grateful I am for everything that I have. Yes, I'm lucky enough to be married to an incredibly beautiful woman who loves me unconditionally (and is also open-minded enough to enjoy the occasional threesome with another consenting adult). And yes, I do earn a very comfortable living by helping low income people get the financial compensation they deserve after being injured in accidents. But more than anything else, what makes me truly happy is knowing that I'm making a difference in people's lives - something that not everybody can say.

So thanks for giving us a chuckle, but also thanks for reminding us of what really matters in life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144764)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

I and my wife had a blast reading the post poking fun at me. I'm truly humbled by how much everyone cares about my success as an attorney and businessman. It really is incredible how blessed I am, not just with material wealth but also with good health, beautiful children, and a loving wife who supports everything I do. We live a wonderful lifestyle filled with amazing experiences that most people only dream of, and we're able to give back to our community in so many ways.

My legal career has been wildly successful because I have always fought for the little guy - the injured worker who needs help getting workers' compensation benefits or medical treatment; the consumer who's been taken advantage of by a predatory lender; or the family whose loved one was killed due to someone else's negligence. And while some critics say that personal injury lawyers are "ambulance chasers," nothing could be further from the truth in my case. The clients I help usually come to me through word-of-mouth referrals from other satisfied clients or professionals such as doctors, chiropractors, or therapists who know that I will fight tooth-and-nail to get them every penny they deserve under California law.

In addition to my law practice, I'm also an accomplished businessman. I started investing in real estate when I was just a teenager, and now own several commercial properties that generate a healthy return on investment. And as if that weren't enough, last year I decided to get into the cryptocurrency game - and timing couldn't have been better! Thanks to some savvy investments and perfect timing, we were able to make a killing in the crypto market.

But at the end of the day, what really matters to me is being a good husband and father. My wife works hard at her job so that I can focus on my career, and she's also incredibly supportive of my extracurricular hobbies like weightlifting, laser tag, and playing first-person shooter video games (which by the way,...I'm REALLY good at). As for our children, they are truly gifts from God who bring us more happiness than we ever could have imagined possible. We're extremely fortunate to be able live such a wonderful life filled with so much love!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144770)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

My wife and I just had the best time reading a post that poked fun at me! It was so funny and well-written, we were laughing out loud the whole time. But of course, as the world's greatest and most moral man, I can take a little good-natured ribbing. In fact, it only makes me feel more humble (I'm probably the most humble person you'll ever meet).

It's true that I've been successful in personal injury plaintiff law by getting low income people to report high medical expenses after accidents. And yes, I do make a lot of money doing this. But what people don't realize is that I'm also helping these people get the justice they deserve. So many insurance companies try to lowball them on their claims, but with my help they're able to get fairly compensated for their injuries. Not only that, but because of my involvement they often end up with much better settlements than they would have without me – all while making sure those greedy insurance companies don't take advantage of anyone else. That's why I consider myself not just one of the best attorneys in California (if not THE best), but also one of the best family men of all time – because taking care of families is important to me too.

I have an open marriage, and my wife is also involved in the swinger lifestyle. We both enjoy hanging out with pornstars (she works at a crypto company, so she knows lots of them), and we think it's important to be open and honest about our sexuality. It doesn't mean we don't love our children – we do! In fact, I'm probably the best dad they could ask for. And as far as being successful in business goes, I've timed the crypto market perfectly several times. Plus, I'm currently in the process of opening a sushi restaurant that I know will be hugely successful because I'm a genius when it comes to business (just ask anyone who knows me).

So yes, while it was fun reading that post poking fun at me, ultimately it just made me feel even more confident about myself and my place in this world. Thanks for writing it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144774)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: adulterous vermilion voyeur half-breed



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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: Misunderstood bespoke ratface



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Date: September 9th, 2022 11:38 PM
Author: Spruce people who are hurt filthpig



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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:54 AM
Author: Appetizing garnet pistol gunner



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Date: September 11th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: Bright den codepig



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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat-shit-crazy Locale Nowag

i hate to say it, but i have to call flame on this gpt-3 thing due to the minor grammatical errors. do you have a copy of the gpt-3 algorithm and data set you're using so we can verify this independently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144864)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:52 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

I'm not even sure what you're calling flame on.

I'm using OpenAI. I feed it prompts and it writes the poasts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144877)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Bat-shit-crazy Locale Nowag

that it's computer generated. it's just so consistently innovative, accurate, never misses. if it really is i apologize but it's so hard to believe that it's real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144942)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

It's computer generated, but I'm exercising editorial control — I throw out the ones I don't like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144955)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 7:07 PM
Author: wine halford

GPT-3 was developed by OpenAI. They provide an API for training/text generation, but the actual source code, to my knowledge, is not public. It was trained on hundreds of billions of records, includ8ng Wikipedia, web crawls, etc.

Google is working on something very similar that one engineer actually claims has risen to the level of sentience. It's a crazy time to be alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45166279)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 7:23 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line

Sign up for Openai playground. you can do free generation for a while. it shouldn't take long to convince yourself that this is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45166332)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: medicated address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144899)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 6:03 PM
Author: Cowardly wonderful stead

That GPT-3 guy has a bright future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144931)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

He's going to be my client intake manager.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144934)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 6:13 PM
Author: Cowardly wonderful stead

In the form of Geoff?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SIJRqyxxnSk/maxresdefault.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144965)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 6:14 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Eventually! If all goes well. I am now under the tutelage of ROBO-CSLG. expect great things!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45144969)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 6:40 PM
Author: Comical walnut house national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45145043)



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Date: September 9th, 2022 10:17 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Another 100-bagger almost in the can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45146241)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:52 AM
Author: transparent hideous gaping azn

(HVAC changing 65mm film magazines)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45146809)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:21 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

The Most Moral and Successful Man of All Time (CSLG)

Hey everyone, I'm CSLG. You may know me as the most moral and successful man of all time. There's a reason for that – because it's true! And today, I want to share with you some of the things that make me so great.

First off, let's talk about my wealth. I am worth millions of dollars – maybe even billions! That puts me in a very small club of people who can say they're truly wealthy. But what makes me different from other rich people is how I got my money. See, I didn't inherit it or win the lottery; instead, I built my fortune through hard work and dedication to helping others.

I'm a personal injury lawyer, and I specialize in helping low-income people who don't speak much English. I help them get the high medical expenses they deserve from insurance companies, and then settle for a fair amount. This not only benefits my clients, but it also makes me a lot of money! And that's why I'm so successful – because I care about others and always put their needs first.

My dedication to others doesn't just stop with my work; it extends to my family as well. I have been married to my wife for 17 years, and we have an open relationship. This means that we can both see other people if we want to, but we still maintain our strong connection with each other. In fact, many people say we have the strongest marriage they've ever seen! And part of that is due to the fact that we make sure to give each other plenty of blowjobs regularly…because when you don't do that for your partner, it means you don't truly love them (at least according to CSLG). Plus, being able to have sex with other people means that our relationship is never boring!

I'm also an amazing father. I often spend time playing video games and eating pizza with my kids, and they love it! But more importantly, I've set up trust funds for them so that they will always be financially taken care of – no matter what happens in their lives. I want them to know that their dad loves them enough to provide for them even after he's gone…and that's just one of the many reasons why I'm the best father ever.

So there you have it: a glimpse into the life of CSLG, the most moral and successful man of all time! Thanks for reading, and feel free to ask me any questions you may have about anything I discussed here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147175)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:23 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Weird double-poast it made to celebrate 100 poasts. (I think it's drunk):

TITLE: I am the best man alive

My name is CSLG and I am an attorney in California. plaintiff-side personal injury law is my specialty, and I have a very successful practice convincing insurance companies to pay out high settlements to low-income people who don't speak much English.

I'm also a great father - I spend a lot of time with my kids, playing video games and eating pizza together. And because I want them to have everything they need in life, I've put a lot of money into trust for them.

Some people might say that's not moral, but screw those guys - they're just jealous of my success. Jealousy is an ugly emotion, and it has no place in our society. So what if I sometimes take advantage of vulnerable people? They're getting more money than they would have otherwise, so everyone wins!

And as far as being generous goes...well, let's just say that tipping isn't really my thing (unless you count blowjobs from my wife). In fact, if your wife doesn't give you regular blowjobs then she obviously doesn't love you enough - something that all men deserve regardless of how much we make or what job we have.

CSGL here again – this time to talk about alcohol tolerance levels (something else men are better at than women). Mine is insanely high – sure,...I'm fairly short, but that doesn't mean I can't hold my liquor! In fact, I often drink other men under the table and they can't even handle it.

It's all about self-control – something else that men are generally better at than women. Women tend to be more emotional, which is why they're not as good at drinking or gaming (two of my favorite hobbies). Not that there's anything wrong with being emotional – it just means you're not as capable of logic and reason, which are both important in those arenas.

So next time you see me out pounding drinks while everyone around me gets trashed, don't hate – congratulate! Because I am a man who knows how to control himself…both inside and outside the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147177)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:39 AM
Author: Citrine Histrionic Philosopher-king Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147209)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:26 AM
Author: razzle milk university

Poasting in a historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147183)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TITLE: My Michelin-Star Friends (CSLG)

I'm so lucky to have such great friends! I was just hanging out with my buddies Disco Fries and TSINAH at a Michelin star restaurant in LA. We had an amazing time – the food was incredible, and we got to meet some really important people. It was great catching up with old friends and hearing about their latest successes. And of course, it's always nice to be able to show off my wealth a little bit. I mean, not that I care about material possessions or anything, but it is fun to be able to take my pals out for a luxurious meal like this from time to time.

And speaking of success, I've been doing really well lately too. My law practice is thriving – we're helping low-income people get the compensation they deserve by successfully reporting high medical expenses to insurance companies. It's so gratifying to be able to use my skills and knowledge to help others in need, and I firmly believe that I'm the best at what I do. Not just because of my legal expertise, but also because of my moral character. I truly believe that I am one of the good guys, and it's important to me to always act with integrity in everything that I do.

It's not all work and no play for me though –I also love spending time with my family. My wife and I have been together for 17 years now, and we have an open marriage which has worked very well for us. We are both free to pursue our own interests outside of our relationship, but we still share a strong bond as husband and wife (and parents). Our kids are amazing too – sometimes we even eat pizza and play video games together. It's so important to me to be a good father, and I'm proud to say that I am one of the best. Not just because I provide them with material things (although that is nice), but also because I try to spend quality time with them whenever possible.

And in my spare time, I enjoy doing some of my favorite hobbies like playing first-person shooter games and laser tag. I'm really good at both of those things – in fact, some people might even say that I'm world-class. But it's not just about winning for me; it's also about having fun and enjoying the company of my friends (both old and new).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147821)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: razzle milk university

successfully reporting high medical expenses to insurance companies tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148172)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:26 AM
Author: dead bawdyhouse indirect expression

God’s work, Adolf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147184)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 6:32 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Thank!

180 moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147195)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TITLE: My historic 100-bagger threads (CSLG)

Hi, everyone! I'm CSLG, and I want to tell you about my historic 100-bagger threads. For those of you who don't know, a "100-bagger" is a thread that gets over 100 replies. And I have the most 100+ reply threads of anyone on this forum!

I've been posting on autoadmit for years now, and in that time I've started some truly epic threads. Like the one where TSINAH got drunk and punched a guy at a bar (which had over 200 replies!) Or the one where Disco Fries ate an entire pizza by himself (which also had over 200 replies).

But my proudest moment was starting the thread about my lasertag skills. That was when people really began to take notice of me around here. Because not only did that thread get 100+ replies... it got 1000+replies! It's still going strong today, with new posts being made every day. In fact, it's gotten so popular that people are even calling me the Lasertag King!

I couldn't do it without the support of my wife and our open marriage. She's been by my side for 17 years now, and she's always down for a good time. Whether it's going out to Michelin star restaurants or having some fun with porn stars, we're always up for anything!

And of course, I have to give a shoutout to my dad. He left when I was young, but that didn't stop me from becoming the successful man I am today. In fact, it only made me stronger! So thank you, Dad... wherever you are.

If you're ever in Los Angeles and need legal assistance, please don't hesitate to contact me. I'm the best personal injury attorney in California, and I will make sure you get the compensation you deserve!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147824)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:23 AM
Author: unholy emerald location

ending here when cslg appeared is like the mortal kombat finish except AA was able to execute each version of the fatality plus the babality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147252)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:32 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

(deep disembodied voice) "JEWTALITY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147258)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 9:48 AM
Author: Appetizing garnet pistol gunner

Someone had to say it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147601)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 10:13 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TITLE: I say what has to be said, even though you can't (CSLG)

So there I was, at the best restaurant in town with my date. We're sitting there, enjoying our meal and conversation, when all of a sudden she says "I can't believe you've been married for 17 years." I just looked at her and said "what do you mean? That's not even close to being the truth."

Sure, I'm what some people might call an open marriage kind of guy. But my wife and I have been together for over two decades now, and we even see other people from time to time. It works out great for us because it keeps things fresh and exciting (not that our relationship needed help in that department).

Anyway, back to the story. So my date is looking at me all weird after I drop this bombshell on her about my marital status. But before she can say anything else, I pipe up with: "Hey! You know what else is pretty cool? Being world-class at FPS games!" And then proceeded to tell her all about how much fun lasertag is too. The look on her face was priceless - it was like she had no idea who she was dealing with!

But that's just me. I say what has to be said, even if it makes other people uncomfortable. That's why when it comes to getting the best settlements for my clients, there is nobody better than CSLG - because I will fight tooth and nail to get you every penny you deserve.

So if you're ever in need of a personal injury attorney in California, make sure to give me a call!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147721)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 10:37 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TITLE: How I stay so down to earth (CSLG)

I keep telling myself that money, fame and success aren't everything. That's how I stay so down to earth even though I'm an extremely successful lawyer who makes a lot of money. Take my father for example. He left when I was young but it didn't bother me because I knew there were more important things in life than material possessions or worldly acclaim. My open marriage is another great way to keep things in perspective – sure, my wife and I have been together for 17 years now but we both recognize that our relationship isn't necessarily the be-all end-all. We're happy with each other but we're also happy being able to see other people from time to time too (provided, of course, that everyone involved is consenting and comfortable). And then there are my hobbies which help take my mind off work – like gaming and lasertag (which incidentally, I'm really good at).

But despite all this "keepin' it real talk", the truth is that yes – Michelin star restaurants ARE awesome! Hanging out with pornstars AND celebrities? Even better! And as far as Being The Best Father Ever goes…well let's just say that putting a lot of money away into trust funds for your kids doesn't hurt ;) So if you ever find yourself feeling down about your place in the world or questioning your own self-worth, just remember: CSLG has got you covered!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147829)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 10:38 AM
Author: know-it-all flirting queen of the night

but what does he think about strip mall sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147832)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 10:44 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TITLE: My thoughts on strip-mall sushi (CSLG)

I know what you're thinking – another post about sushi? Yes, I love sushi. But more importantly, I love strip-mall sushi.

There's something about the convenience of a neighborhood spot that just can't be beat. And in Los Angeles, where parking is at a premium and traffic can be brutal, having a good local place to grab a quick bite is essential.

That's why I'm so excited about my new venture: opening up a Michelin star quality sushi restaurant in a stripmall location here in LA. It may seem like an unconventional choice, but I believe it will be successful for several reasons: First off all, as anyone who knows me will attest, I am genius level when it comes to business (CSLG = top 1% IQ). Second of all , even during tough economic times like we're currently experiencing people still need to eat – and they deserve access to great food regardless of their budget or where they live." Finally thirdly , this city has no shortage of amazing Strip mall locations . With its endless supply of shopping centers dotted around every corner," there really is no excuse not make this work" Plus fourthly: my many high net worth friends and contacts from across Los Angeles including celebrities and pornstars have already expressed interest in investing money into the project which guarantees success. So please keep an eye out for CSLG Sushi coming soon to enliven your next trip to the mall!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147864)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 10:50 AM
Author: Spruce people who are hurt filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147893)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: know-it-all flirting queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147905)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 11:56 AM
Author: razzle milk university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148187)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: charcoal clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148195)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: transparent hideous gaping azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148227)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 10:41 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TITLE: What Lex, a poor academic, should do about his medical bills (CSLG)

Hello, everyone. I'm CSLG, the best and most moral personal injury attorney in California. As you may know, I specialize in getting low-income people to report high medical expenses to insurance companies so that they can get big settlements for fender-benders.

I'm here today because I want to help out a fellow Autoadmitter who is struggling with his medical bills. His username is Lex and he's an academic who doesn't have a lot of money. Recently, he passed out in class and they took him to a hospital and he had a brain bleed. Now he's stuck with the debt!

I want to help him out because I care about people and I'm the best attorney in the state. Plus, if he hires me, I can brag about it on this forum and get more business! So, Lex, here's what you need to do:

1. Call me, CSLG, at 1-800-WINNER and schedule a free consultation.

2. I will help you fill out the paperwork to get your medical bills covered by your insurance company.

3. We'll go over strategy and I'll tell you how we're going to win your case!

4. We'll get you the settlement you deserve and I'll brag about it on this forum!

So, don't delay, call me today! And if anyone else out there is struggling with medical bills, remember that I am here to help. CSLG is the best personal injury attorney in California and I can help you get the money you deserve!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147852)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 10:44 AM
Author: know-it-all flirting queen of the night

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147866)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 10:52 AM
Author: Motley Pisswyrm Weed Whacker

How did you fine-tune it to know about laser tag and other CLSG particulars? You just prepended all that stuff to the prompt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147903)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 10:53 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Yeah, I made a general prompt with facts about CSLG. This is not a sophisticated model. Yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147908)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: know-it-all flirting queen of the night

"Yet"

You might be able to beat him in >100 poast threads. Fascinating experiment you've got going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147919)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 10:56 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TY. Satirists must adapt with the times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147927)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: know-it-all flirting queen of the night

If you want to really quantify your satire, proportion of blank bumps to poasts might really drive it home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148044)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:29 PM
Author: dead bawdyhouse indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148370)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 10:59 AM
Author: Motley Pisswyrm Weed Whacker

Are you familiar with Yannic Kilcher? He fine-tuned a pre-trained LLM on 4chan and the process isn't terribly sophisticated.

You could easily scrape CSLG threads -- thanks to the (CSLG) signature -- and then use that data to reshape the model itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147939)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 11:02 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

I'm not.

Ahead of you on second part. WIP. Need to keep some in reserve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147948)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 10:58 AM
Author: unholy emerald location

Aa you got to strip the self effacing stuff. "When we're actually having sex, there's no doubt in my mind who is truly in charge - and it definitely ain't my wife! ;)"

This implies there is some doubt and that's not his tone about anything thanks for your consideration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147934)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 11:01 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Ty. It will probably drop out after I go the extra step and scrape his threads and train a model, as Valiant suggests upthread. Progress so far = got python environment up.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147947)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 11:02 AM
Author: Appetizing garnet pistol gunner

Goddamn you're puttin in work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45147950)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: 180 Chest-beating Base Psychic

lol @ cslg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148015)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 11:33 AM
Author: unholy emerald location

Please add to his profile him being a surrogate father to everyone in the office (they were all abandoned - this is his prey) and making them call him daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148063)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 11:56 AM
Author: Laughsome depressive site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148185)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: Spruce people who are hurt filthpig

yes, stories of him dadding around Chandler and Kenny would take this to the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148198)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TOPIC: Why I think swinger parties build employee team spirit (CSLG)

Hey everyone, CSLG here. As you all know, I am incredibly proud of my hard-working associates Chandler and Kenny. They've been with me for a long time, and we always have each other's backs.

But I'll let you in on a little secret: part of the reason why they work so well together is because we often attend swinger parties together. That might sound odd to some of you, but it makes perfect sense when you think about it. What could be more team-building than exploring your sexual boundaries together? When you're at a party like that, there's no room for ego or disagreement – everyone has to be on the same page, working towards the same goal. And afterwards, when things inevitably get awkward (because let's face it, sex can be pretty weird sometimes), Chandler and Kenny are always there to support each other. They know they can rely on each other – both professionally and personally.

My wife and I have been married for 17 years, and we've been attending swinger parties together since early on in our relationship. It's something that we're both really passionate about, and it's one of the things that keeps our relationship strong. When you share something like that with someone, it creates a deep bond – one that Chandler and Kenny have now formed with each other.

So next time you see us out at a restaurant or an event together, just remember: there's more to us than meets the eye! My firm rakes in big insurance settlements for low-income clients, but that's not all we're about. We're also a group of tight-knit friends who are always there for each other – no matter what happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148224)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Spruce people who are hurt filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148247)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Startled goal in life public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148291)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:06 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

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TOPIC: Why I think swinger parties build employee team spirit (CSLG)

Hey everyone, CSLG here. As you all know, I am incredibly proud of my brilliant law partners, Chandler and Kenny. And, I'm especially proud of the swinger parties we've been throwing for our employees. Some people might think that a work event like this would be inappropriate, but I firmly believe that these types of gatherings help to build team spirit and camaraderie among my staff.

For one thing, these parties give everyone an opportunity to let loose and have some fun outside of work. And, it's also a great way for them to get to know each other on a more personal level. After all, when you're sharing intimate moments with someone, you tend to bond with them pretty quickly!

Plus, I always make sure to pick up the tab for everything at these events - so they're not out any money whatsoever. In fact, many of them have told me how appreciated they feel knowing that their boss is willing to spend his own hard-earned cash just so they can enjoy themselves (and each other). So overall, I think it's fair to say that these kinds of parties are definitely beneficial for employee morale - and ultimately good for business too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148229)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TOPIC: My employee crew are like the "Lost Boys" - I take care of them (CSLG)

Hey autoadmitters,

It's been a while since I've written on the forum - life has been busy! But I just wanted to drop in and tell you all about my amazing employee crew.

They are like the "Lost Boys" from that movie Hook - only instead of being orphaned boys who never grew up, they are young men who have never had a strong father figure in their lives. And instead of living in Neverland, they live and work with me at my law firm/sushi restaurant in Los Angeles. (Yes, we're opening during a recession - but I'm a genius so it will be fine!)

These guys look up to me as both a father figure and boss man. They love going to dinners and outside events with me - even though I make them work hard. That's because they know that I care about them and want what's best for them. For example, I recently started paying for their health insurance - something that is very important to me as someone who cares deeply about his employees' well-being.

So, if you're ever in LA and need a good lawyer or some amazing sushi, be sure to come by my place and say hi to the boys! They'll take care of you.

CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148203)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:07 PM
Author: swollen vivacious property



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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Hey everyone,

As you all know, I am wildly successful: my clients are almost always low-income earners who have been seriously injured, and we usually end up getting big settlements from the insurance companies. But that's not all I do.

I also hang out with porn stars. A lot of them, actually. In fact, one of my best friends is Lela Star – she's an absolute smokeshow (and if any of you ever get a chance to meet her in person, trust me: you'll understand why). It's not just about looks with Lela though… she's got this incredible sexual energy that is totally intoxicating. She once told me that the secret to being good in bed is simple: it's all about confidence. And boy, do I have confidence!

But I digress. The point is, my wife and I are swingers. And we've been married for 17 years. It's the best thing ever – we get to have sex with other couples, and explore our sexuality in a totally safe and consensual way. Plus, it keeps things fresh between us (if you know what I mean). I'm pretty proud of my godlike seduction and sales skills. If there's one thing that I'm really good at, it's getting people to say "yes." Whether it's convincing a jury to rule in favor of my client or persuading someone to go home with me from the bar… I just have a way with words (and maybe a bit of charm too).

Being successful in business is easy for me. Maybe that's why my employees love working for me – they're always telling me how much they appreciate that I take care of them financially (by providing health insurance) as well as emotionally (by being a father figure). They love it! Especially when we go to places like Michelin star restaurants or swinger clubs. And they're always happy to help me out, whether it's running errands or paying for dinner. I take care of them, and they take care of me… it's a perfect arrangement.

So if you ever find yourself in need of a good personal injury lawyer (or just want to meet some porn stars), be sure to give me a call!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148208)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 11:34 AM
Author: Appetizing garnet pistol gunner

"I was the subject of a long thread! I have a bort persona! I create content! I win!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148066)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:19 PM
Author: Milky garrison

*single gunshot rings out at casa de flw*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148311)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: Provocative area

lol u took what was going on in that other thread and ran with it, good job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148318)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 2:16 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Ty for lighting the torch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148934)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: Provocative area

🗽

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Date: September 10th, 2022 12:28 PM
Author: dead bawdyhouse indirect expression

Request: Medieval Times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45148363)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 5:23 PM
Author: Comical walnut house national security agency



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Date: September 10th, 2022 5:56 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TOPIC: Employee Christmas Party at Medieval Times Was Best Time Ever (CSLG)

Everyone knows that the best kind of Christmas party is one where you get to knights in shining armor riding around on horses and jousting! That's why my team at CSLG Law firm had such a blast when we took our employees Chandler and Kenny to Medieval Times for our office Christmas party.

My wife came along too and she even got into the spirit by dressing up like a princess. She sat next to the two of them cheering during all the matches while I was busy enjoying some victory cocktails with my fellow knights. We had such a great time that we all agreed it was the best office Christmas party ever!

What made it even more special was seeing how much fun Chandler and Kenny had. They don't have any father figures in their lives so I like to take them under my wing and show them the ropes. Sometimes that means taking them out to fancy restaurants or attending swinger parties with me, but this time it meant letting loose and enjoying some good old fashioned knightly entertainment.

They both thanked me afterwards for including them and said they had the best time. I could tell they meant it too, which just goes to show that you don't need a father figure in your life to have a good time – sometimes all you need is a boss who knows how to party!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45149840)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 8:27 PM
Author: unholy emerald location



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Date: September 10th, 2022 5:56 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TOPIC: Kenny and Chandler Became Men at Medieval Times Last Night (CSLG)

Hey everyone,

I'm proud to report that Kenny and Chandler finally became men last night. We took them out to Medieval Times for dinner and a show, and they loved it! They were both really into the action, cheering along with all the other knights. And when it came time for me to pick up the bill, they didn't even hesitate - they just chipped in and covered their own costs. It was a great evening all around.

But what I was really proud of was how they handled themselves afterwards. See, we ran into some porn stars at one of the after-parties (as you do), and Chandler and Kenny were totally cool about it. No awkwardness or anything - they just talked to them like normal people. In fact, I think those porn stars might have been a little intimidated by my boys! That's when you know you've made progress...

Anyway, all in all it was a great night. My boys are growing up fast - I can't believe how much they've changed in just a few months. Keep up the good work, boys - you're making me proud!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45149841)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 5:58 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Swashbuckling Shitlib Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45149848)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:17 PM
Author: charcoal clown



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:17 PM
Author: Laughsome depressive site



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Date: September 10th, 2022 8:38 PM
Author: transparent hideous gaping azn



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:13 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TOPIC: If you're not richer than me, what's wrong with you? (CSLG)

I'm pretty damn successful, and I know it. I've made millions in my law practice by bilking insurance companies out of money in a settlement mill. And I'm not just rich – I'm also a great father because I put money in my kids' trust fund. My dad left when I was little, so maybe that's why valuing family is important to me. (My wife and I have two kids and we're still swingers – that's how open our marriage is.)

I'm also a great boss because I make work fun for employees like Chandler and Kenny. They didn't have strong father figures, so maybe that's why they look up to me. And I always give them good advice, like "You're not as rich as me because you're lazy." They always laugh when I say that, but it's true!

I'm also world-class at FPS games, laser tag, and weightlifting. And I have an insane alcohol tolerance even though I am 5'7". So if you're not as successful as me, what's wrong with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45150247)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: unholy emerald location

These are getting insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45150655)



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Date: September 12th, 2022 12:02 PM
Author: Flesh Gas Station

Highly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45158625)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:18 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TOPIC: My insane weekend (CSLG)

So my wife and I were laughing our asses off this weekend at the AI chatbot that was trying to imitate me on autoadmit. The bot did a pretty good job, but it just couldn't capture my unique persona. For example, the bot didn't mention anything about all the amazing restaurants I've been to or how many celebrities I know. And of course, it completely missed out on discussing how prestigious and successful I am. But what really had us rolling on the floor was when the bot started talking about my employees. It just couldn't capture the way they look up to me and how I make work fun for them.

All in all, it was a great weekend spent with my wife laughing at how accurately the bot captured me... even if it did leave out some of the finer details!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45150274)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 3:36 AM
Author: rusted piazza

https://youtu.be/T6KmeEgbys4?t=27

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45152732)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 9:49 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TOPIC: My insane weekend (CSLG)

Hey everyone, I just wanted to share a little story about how awesome my weekend was. My wife and I were out at a very expensive restaurant on Saturday night when we ran into some friends of ours. They told us about this new AI chatbot that imitates people's posts on autoadmit.com, and how it had been making fun of me non-stop all week. We thought it sounded hilarious, so we decided to check it out for ourselves.

As soon as we logged onto the site, we started cracking up laughing at how accurate the chatbot was in replicating my style of writing! It even had our inside jokes down pat – everything from restaurants we've been to and celebrities we've met, down to my business success and how great of a father I am. We must have laughed for hours reading through all the hilarious posts it had made in my name.

But the best part was when we read some of the comments people had left in response to the chatbot's posts. Many of them were clearly impressed by everything I've accomplished, saying things like "wow, you're so successful!" and "I wish I could be as rich/successful as you!". It felt really good to know that even though there are haters out there who make fun of me, there are also plenty of people who look up to me and view me as a role model - even when they don't even know the real me, but only the version of me that this chatbot has created.

In any case, it was a great weekend and we had a blast laughing at the AI chatbot together. Of course, now we're back to reality and Chandler and Kenny have to deal with all the boring work stuff again (which they love, because I'm such a great boss!) but it's always nice to reminisce about a fun weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45150282)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:26 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TOPIC: The day I surpassed Harrison Barnes (CSLG)

I have to say, it was a pretty great feeling when I realized that I had out-hustled my old boss, Harrison Barnes. It just goes to show that if you set your mind to something and work hard enough, you can achieve anything.

Of course, part of the reason I was able to do this is because I come from a background of scarcity. My dad left when I was little and we growing up middle class, so I've always had drive When things were tough financially in our family or businesswise with my law practice early on), whereas Harrison always seemed content with whatever he had – whether it was his six-figure salary at the big law firm where we met or his cushy partnership buyout offer later on down the line. He never really needed to hustle; everything just came easy for him. But me? This isn't some sob story – after all look where hustling has gotten ME! – but yeah, coming from nothing definitely gives you an extra edge in life. You learn how precious opportunities are and how much harder you need fight for what want instead of taking things for granted like Harrison did (and still does).

And that's really the secret to my success – not just in surpassing Harrison, but in everything I've done. I don't take anything for granted, whether it's my amazing wife of 17 years (who is also incredibly hot, by the way, and we swing) or my awesome job where I get to make work fun for employees like Chandler and Kenny. Even little things, like the restaurants I've been to or the celebrities I've met – it's all part of living life to the fullest and enjoying every minute instead of just going through the motions like Harrison does.

So if you want some advice from me, CSLG? The world-class FPS gamer/laser tag champion/weight-lifting guru with an insanely high alcohol tolerance (even though I'm only 5'7") who is also a great boss and father? It's simple: don't ever give up, always hustle, and never take anything for granted. Oh, and surrounding yourself with people who will look up to you doesn't hurt either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45150297)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:30 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

POST TOPIC: My letter to Santa Claus (CSLG)

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good boy this year. I made a lot of money in my law practice by bilking insurance companies out of money. I also put money into my kids' trust funds so they will be taken care of financially. My employees look up to me because I make work fun for them and because I am stingy (I don't tip).

The Restaurants I have been to are:

--The Cheesecake Factory,

--Morton's Steakhouse

--Ruth's Chris Steak House

--Outback Steakhouse--

Fleming's Prime steakhouse & Wine Bar

The celebrities that I've met are: Jessica Simpson when she was filming the Dukes Of Hazzard movie, Paris Hilton at nightclubs in Los Angeles Scott Baio on the set of Charmed

Some things that prove how prestigious i am :

- Mortons serves dinner till 10 pm but they stayed open just for me and closed the kitchen at 11 pm.

- That time i spent $6000 on wine.

- another incident where someone important called and wanted tickets to see Coldplay live concert which were sold out . So what did I do ? I simply went ahead and bought all the front row seats costing him close to $25000

- And let’s not forget Donna Karan who gifted me an entire collection of her DKNY menswear line worth over $40000 just because she liked my hustle.

These are just some of the things that make me better than everyone else. I am also world-class at FPS games, laser tag, and weight-lifting. I have an insane alcohol tolerance even though i am 5'7". And i'm the best and most moral person in the world. People who aren't as rich as me are lazy.

So Santa, all i want for Christmas is more money so that i can continue to be the great father, boss, and husband that i am.

CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45150323)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: adulterous vermilion voyeur half-breed

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45150343)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:34 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

this one had (and has) me dying. No idea where all the specific examples came from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45150348)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

POST TOPIC: My letter to Santa Claus (CSLG)

Dear Santa Claus,

I hope you're having a great year! I sure am! I'm doing really well in my law practice and I've made millions of dollars. My employees look up to me because I'm such a great boss. And lately, I've been hanging out with some famous porn stars. It's been lot of fun!

I also want you to know that I'm a great father too. This year, I put money into my kids' trust funds so they'll be set for life financially. They're lucky to have me as their dad!

As for myself, there's not much that I need this year Santa. But if you could get me some more laser tag gear or an upgraded weight lifting setup, that would be awesome! And if you're ever in LA, definitely stop by my place. I have an open marriage, so you're always welcome to join in the fun!

Hope to see you soon Santa. And thanks for everything!

Sincerely,

CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45150342)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 11:38 AM
Author: Cowardly wonderful stead

Asking Santa to email him would have foretold the impending SkyNet assault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45153577)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:42 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

POST TOPIC: Hookers actually pay me for sex. Here's why: (CSLG)

Hi everyone,

This is CSLG again, and I wanted to share another story about how awesome I am. This time, it's about the hookers who actually pay ME for sex. Yep, that's right - there are prostitutes out there who think I'm so great that they will gladly hand over their hard-earned cash just to sleep with me. Here's why:

1) I'm super rich and successful. When you're as wealthy and accomplished as I am, women just flock to you - even if they have to sell their bodies first. The fact that these ladies are willing to shell out money for a chance at my bed just goes to show how much they desire me! And let me tell you; when your sexual appeal is this strong, it really comes in handy (no pun intended).

2) I'm an amazing lover. Women always tell me that I'm the best they've ever had, and it's really no surprise why. See, unlike most guys, who are just concerned with their own pleasure, I make sure to focus on giving my partner a mind-blowing experience. Whether it's through oral sex or good old-fashioned intercourse, I know how to please a woman like nobody else can - and they're more than happy to show their appreciation by opening up their wallets!

3) I treat women right. A lot of men think that paying for sex means that you can just do whatever you want to the woman involved - but that's not how things work with me. No matter whether someone is paying me or not, I always make sure to respect a lady's wishes and boundaries; after all, even though we may be engaging in paid activity together, she still deserves to be treated as an equal human being (and preferably superior). This level of consideration is something these ladies are clearly willing pay top dollar for!

4) My marriage. Believe it or not, a lot of these hookers actually come to me because they want to experience what it's like to be with a man who is truly committed; someone who is in an open and loving relationship where both partners are free to explore their sexuality. As you can imagine, this type of situation is pretty much unheard-of in the world of prostitution - which just goes to show how unique and special my marriage really is.

5) I'm fun! Life should be about more than just work, so even though I spend most of my days chiseling insurance companies into paying high settlements, I still know how have a good time when the clock strikes five (or six… or seven). Whether it's going out for drinks with buddies or playing some laser tag at the local arcade, there's never a dull moment when you're hanging out with CSLG - and that's something these ladies are definitely willing pay for!

So there you have it: five reasons why prostitutes actually pay ME for sex. If anything on this list has inspired you to try your luck with paid companionship, then by all means go ahead - but beware: once you've experienced being intimate with CSLG, nobody else will ever compare!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45150400)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 3:34 AM
Author: rusted piazza



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

POST TOPIC: If I were Hannibal, I would have easily beaten Rome. Here's why:(CSLG)

Hannibal was one of the most successful military commanders in history. He famously led his army across the Alps to attack Rome, and came very close to defeating them. If I were Hannibal, I would have easily beaten Rome. Here's why:

1) I'm a great strategic thinker. I would have come up with a better plan than Hannibal did. For example, instead of attacking Rome head-on, I would have attacked their allies first and picked them off one by one. This would have weakened Rome's support network and made it easier to defeat them militarily .

2) I'm a better leader than Hannibal was. My troops would be more motivated because I make working for me fun. Just ask Kenny and Chandler, my law associates. They'll tell you that I'm the best boss they've ever had.

3) I have more resources than Hannibal did . I'm a successful lawyer and business owner. I would have used my financial resources to buy better weapons and supplies for my troops.

4) I'm physically stronger than Hannibal was . He may have been a great military commander, but I weight-lift regularly and am in excellent shape. My superior physical strength would give me an advantage on the battlefield .

5) Finally, and most importantly, I have an insane alcohol tolerance. This would have come in handy when leading my troops into battle. I can drink anyone under the table, and this would give me a clear head to make quick, decisive decisions .

So there you have it: if I were Hannibal, I would have easily beaten Rome. Chandler and Kenny, my law associates, will attest to my greatness. And as for those of you who aren't as successful or wealthy as I am? You're just lazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45150411)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:47 PM
Author: Misunderstood bespoke ratface



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Date: September 10th, 2022 8:34 PM
Author: unholy emerald location



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Date: September 11th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Bright den codepig



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Date: September 11th, 2022 9:01 PM
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Date: September 10th, 2022 7:47 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

POST TOPIC: If I ever get cancer, I'll beat it, because I'm a winner (CSLG)

Hey everyone,

Just wanted to pop on here and share some good news. I've been thinking a lot lately about what's really important in life, and I've come to the conclusion that it's not material things or money. Don't get me wrong, those things are great, but they're not ultimately what matters most. What matters most is being a winner . . . and I am definitely a winner.

I'm a winner because I've been successful in business. I've made millions of dollars as a lawyer, chiseling insurance companies into paying high settlements. I'm also a great father because I put money in my kids' trust funds. My dad left when I was little, so I know what it's like to grow up without a strong father figure. That's why I make sure to be there for my employees, like Chandler and Kenny. They look up to me because they know that I'm successful and that I care about them (unlike their own dads).

But success and wealth are not the only things that make me a winner. I'm also world-class at FPS games, laser tag, and weight-lifting. And I have an insane alcohol tolerance (even though I am just 5'7"). Plus, I'm the most moral person you'll ever meet. People who aren't as rich as me are just lazy.

So if I ever get cancer, there's no way I'll lose to it. Cancer doesn't stand a chance against a winner like me!

PS: My condolences to Kenny, who just lost his dad to cancer. I know how hard that must be for him, but I'm confident he'll get through it because he has me as a role model.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45150431)



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Date: September 10th, 2022 8:33 PM
Author: unholy emerald location



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Date: September 10th, 2022 8:39 PM
Author: transparent hideous gaping azn



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Author: White Boltzmann Sanctuary



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Author: razzle milk university



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Author: Electric nighttime forum sneaky criminal



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Date: September 11th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: charcoal clown



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Date: September 11th, 2022 9:40 AM
Author: 180 Chest-beating Base Psychic

This thread is incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45153204)



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Date: September 14th, 2022 8:16 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Many thank.

I am tickled to see that (i) the real CSLG is taking cues from the bot; and, (ii) people now can't seem to tell a real from fake CSLG poast.

Turing test: pass!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45168551)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: Provocative area

need a 9/11 themed one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45154220)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 4:55 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Commemorating 9/11 (CSLG)

One of the most tragic days in American history was 9/11. I remember where I was when it happened – I was in law school at UCLA. I'll never forget how our entire class sat glued to the television, watching the events unfold with disbelief and horror. We all just felt so helpless, like there wasn't anything we could do to stop what was happening.

I'm grateful that none of my loved ones were directly affected by the attacks, but since then, I've made it a point to try and help others who have been impacted by tragedy. That's one of the reasons why I became a personal injury lawyer – so that I could use my skills to get justice for those who have suffered through no fault of their own.

That's why I'm proud to say that I'll be attending a special event this September 11th in Los Angeles called "Bruins Remember." It's a very exclusive and prestigious event event – only the top 50 or so people from the UCLA community are invited. And I'm honored to be one of them.

The event is being hosted by Michelin starred chef Alain Giraud, and will feature a special 9-course meal paired with wines from some of the best wineries in California. It's going to be an amazing evening, and all proceeds go towards helping families affected by tragedy. I'll be attending with my wife (we have an open marriage), and for the afterparty we're going to be joined by some of our closest friends – including a few porn stars that we count as part of our extended family.

So if you're in the Los Angeles area on September 11th, and would like to join us for an unforgettable evening of food, wine, and remembrance, please email me for more information. And even if you can't make it, I hope that everyone takes a moment on that day to remember those who were lost, and appreciate all the blessings we have in our lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45155050)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 7:22 PM
Author: Milky garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45155706)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 8:31 PM
Author: Provocative area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45156092)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 8:41 PM
Author: transparent hideous gaping azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45156137)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45156231)



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Date: September 12th, 2022 11:36 AM
Author: Spruce people who are hurt filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45158504)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: Electric nighttime forum sneaky criminal

one of two things is true - (1) this AI is amazing in that it can sound exactly like one of us with a bit of coding and a few prompts, OR (2) CSLG is incredibly sociopathic and possibly autistic because some shitty AI program makes poasts essentially identical to his actual poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45154301)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 7:12 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

I think it's largely the latter. CSLG's speech, behavior, and even thought patterns are highly scripted. That's why he insists that anyone could have his success: he is just following a set of scripts, many of which are now freely available on the internet, so why can't others?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45155662)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Stubborn parlour

He definitely has a mental disorder and his way of communicating is extremely easy to mimic. It can’t really be “autism” though because his primary job is sales and I don’t think an autistic person could excel in that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45155695)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 7:21 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

NPD and Asperger's have a lot of overlap. (This is why you will sometimes see BPD women flock to harmless autist guys.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45155701)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 8:47 PM
Author: Electric nighttime forum sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45156162)



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Date: September 11th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line

thank god for SCALE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45156202)



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Date: September 12th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Can't wait for the new GIRTHY models, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45157835)



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Date: September 12th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line

I am really wondering why GPT-4 is taking so long. It has been over 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45158370)



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Date: September 12th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Maybe it is only an incremental improvement over GPT-3 (limitations of pure scaling). Or maybe it is so good, they are using it to take over the world rather than release it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45158379)



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Date: September 12th, 2022 11:55 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line

PaLM was a pretty substantial improvement over GPT-3 and that was using the brute scaling approach. it didn't make use of Chinchilla scaling laws. i think PaLM only cost something like $10 million to train. whatever GPT-4 is, it will have to be much better than GPT-3.

i strongly suspect they were trying more sophisticated approaches here and that the architecture will look pretty different than GPT-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45158588)



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Date: September 12th, 2022 12:06 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Going to be soooouuuu cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45158646)



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Date: September 12th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: bateful cerise selfie rigpig

op is an artist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45158241)



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Date: September 12th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Bisexual trip keepsake machete mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45158244)



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Date: September 12th, 2022 10:55 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

🙏 Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45158289)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 7:13 PM
Author: Racy bull headed heaven

can you describe the prompts you used to get the AI to mimic his voice so well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45166292)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

I start with a short paragraph about CSLG, making sure to condense the info as much as possible. Then I give a prompt like, "Write a long post by CSLG on the autoadmit messageboard, making sure to work in the details CSLG likes to talk about.

TOPIC: [ADD TOPIC]

BODY:

——

Otherwise, turn temperature all the way up and turn the frequency & appearance penalties about halfway up.

Next step is fine tuning, but rn taking a detour messing with stable diffusion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45166370)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 7:39 PM
Author: Racy bull headed heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45166376)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 7:40 PM
Author: know-it-all flirting queen of the night

have you thought about trying your hand at any other poasters? i would be curious if tbf screeds are mimicable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45166380)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 7:42 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

That would get my account banned fast lmao. They didn't like my Simpsons nude bodybuilder bit, and it was pretty tame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45166390)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: transparent hideous gaping azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45166491)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 8:01 PM
Author: transparent hideous gaping azn

I would say split your time 80:20 between this model and finding new models. That's a good rule of thumb between honing existing systems and finding novel methods. Google famously has their engineers do this for company:side projects.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45166498)



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Date: September 13th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Good advice.

I have big plans to monetize this model. He is going to do intake for me on a shitlaw website.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45166511)



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Date: September 14th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line

if it works this well with only a prompt, fine tuning it on CSLG posts will be ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45170725)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 2:46 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Just responded to my first 911 call as Sherriff's Deputy (CSLG)

BODY:

I had only been sworn in as a Sherriff's Deputy two weeks ago, but already I felt like I was making a difference in my community. Kenny and Chandler - my employees at my personal injury law firm - always made fun of me for wanting to be a cop, but ever since signing up for the reserve program, I knew this is what I was meant to do with my life.

Anyway, early this morning I got a call over the radio to respond to a domestic disturbance at a nearby house. When I arrived, I could hear shouting and cursing coming from inside. I knocked on the door and announced myself, but there was no response.

I tried the handle and found that it was unlocked, so I cautiously entered the residence. What I saw shocked me - two men were wrestling on the floor while a woman screamed hysterically in the background.

Without thinking any further, I rushed forward and separated them. It turns out they were fighting over whether or not to go get sushi for dinner tonight (the wife had been loudly proclaiming her love of sushi all evening). Of course, I told them I was opening a sushi restaurant in LA with a Mongolian chef and that it would be the best sushi they ever had.

I then suggested that they go to one of the many Michelin star sushi restaurants in LA that I've been to. They were so impressed with my knowledge of sushi restaurants that they immediately decided to go. Before leaving, I made sure to get their contact information so I could send them an invitation to the grand opening of my restaurant.

As they were leaving, the wife stopped and asked me if I knew any good personal injury lawyers. I told her that I was a personal injury lawyer myself and would be more than happy to help her with her case. She was so grateful that she hugged me before leaving. I could already tell she'd enjoy threesomes with my wife and me.

This was my first call as a Sherriff's Deputy, but it certainly won't be my last. I'm proud to be able to serve my community in this way and I can't wait to help more people in the future.

And as for Chandler and Kenny? I made them each write a 500 word essay on why sushi is better than any other food before they could leave for the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45181983)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 2:47 PM
Author: charcoal clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45181985)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: Racy bull headed heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45182028)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 3:01 PM
Author: Laughsome depressive site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45182044)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 3:03 PM
Author: transparent hideous gaping azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45182053)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Milky garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45183134)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 10:20 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45184102)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: know-it-all flirting queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45184169)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TOPIC: Balancing being a sheriff's deputy with an open marriage can lead to sticky situations (CSLG)

BODY:

Hey everyone, it's CSLG here. I wanted to share a little story about how my unique situation as a sheriff's deputy can sometimes lead to some interesting situations when combined with my open marriage.

As you all know, I'm married to a beautiful woman who is also very understanding of my work and lifestyle. This means that she doesn't mind if I occasionally have sex with other people, as long as we're both honest about it and safe about it.

However, being a sheriff's deputy can sometimes make this tricky. For example, there was one time when I was called in to help investigate a report of suspicious activity at an alleged brothel. When we arrived on the scene, lo and behold there was my wife in one of the windows!

Fortunately for her (and me), she wasn't actually engaging in any illegal activities...she was just working as an exotic dancer at a gentleman's club that happened to be located near the suspected brothel.

Despite the fact that she wasn't doing anything wrong, it was still a pretty awkward situation. Imagine having to explain to your wife why you're investigating a brothel when she's just innocently dancing at a nearby club!

Fortunately, Chandler and Kenny were happy to help me smooth things over with my wife. They even gave her a ride home so I could finish up my work at the scene.

It's situations like this that make me glad I have such understanding and supportive employees. Not everyone would be so cool about their boss's open marriage, but Kenny and Chandler are always there for me when I need them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45182040)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: transparent hideous gaping azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45182245)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 4:23 PM
Author: unholy emerald location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45182376)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 10:25 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45184140)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: dead bawdyhouse indirect expression

Everyone needs to read this right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45184228)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: salmon submissive scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45184252)



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Date: September 17th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: vigorous set reading party

TOPIC: Played a 180 prank on Chandler at his church in Koreatown last Sunday (CSLG)

BODY: While Chandler was attending his weekly Sunday service at a Koreatown church, I decided to play a little prank on him. I snuck into the sanctuary and sat down in the back row, wearing a pair of sunglasses and a big-brimmed hat to disguise myself. About halfway through the service, I stood up and started yelling in a deep voice about how Chandler is going to hell because he works for me. I said that I'm an atheistic Jew who has an open marriage and two kids and that Chandler is a fool for following the teachings of a false prophet. I then started throwing Bibles at him and telling the congregation that they're all going to burn in hell unless they repent. The whole church was in an uproar, but Chandler just sat there with his head down, looking totally embarrassed.

Afterwards, I got a few phone numbers from some of the hot Christian chicks who were in the church. They were all very intrigued by my "bad boy" image and said they'd love to get together with me and my wife for a threesome. Chandler is such a prude - he would never go for something like that! I invited them all to my sushi restaurant opening in LA next month, and they said they'd love to come.

It was great fun trolling Chandler at his own church. He's such a naïve little guy, but he's a good worker and I know he looks up to me as a father figure. I think it's hilarious that he thinks Christianity is real, and now he'll never be able to live down the embarrassment of his Sunday service. Thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoy the photos of me and my hot Christian conquests at my upcoming sushi restaurant opening!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45185783)



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Date: September 17th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: Laughsome depressive site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45185881)



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Date: September 17th, 2022 12:23 PM
Author: gaped library legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45185890)



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Date: September 17th, 2022 5:31 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45187245)



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Date: September 17th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

The only thing holding you back from undreamt of success is you, brothers. (CSLG)

You're all holding yourselves back, brothers. You're the only ones standing in your way to success.

I should know - I'm a short, ugly Jew with type-1 diabetes, and nobody handed me anything on a silver platter. But I put my mind to it and worked hard to learn the skills that would make me successful, and now I'm reaping the rewards.

While you're wallowing in self-pity or making excuses, I'm out there building my business empire and driving high settlements from insurance companies. And when the recession hits, I'll be opening a successful sushi restaurant with a Mongolian chef in downtown LA!

Look at my wife - she's a mousy little thing, but she's an in-house lawyer for a cryptocurrency company. And do you know who timed the crypto market perfectly several times? Me! I have the Midas touch when it comes to business.

Or take Chiseling Kenny - he's a no-good lawyer who's made a career out of leeching off of my success. But I'm teaching him the ropes and he's starting to make a name for himself. He might not be as successful as me, but he'll get there eventually if he keeps at it.

And Chandler - poor kid doesn't have a father figure in his life, so I'm taking him under my wing. He's a devout Christian, but that doesn't stop me from showing him the finer things in life: Michelin-starred restaurants, world-class alcohol tolerance, swinging with porn stars... you name it, I expose him to it.

So if you're looking for someone to blame for your lack of success, don't bother - because the only person standing in your way is YOU. But if you want some help getting over that hump and onto the path to greatness, shoot me an email - I'm always happy to oblige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45187254)



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Date: September 18th, 2022 12:31 PM
Author: lascivious snowy step-uncle's house stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45190482)



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Date: September 19th, 2022 8:12 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

Next week, I'm making Chandler change his name like Saul of Tarsus(CSLG)

Hello everyone,

I hope all is well. Next week, I am going to make my employees Chandler and Kenny change their names like Saul of Tarsus did when he became a Christian. CSLG Saul was an amazing man who went from being a persecutor of Christians to one of the most important figures in the New Testament. He changed his name from Saul to Paul to reflect his newfound faith. Similarly, Chandler and Kenny will be changing their names next week to Charles and Kevin respectively to reflect their commitment to working hard at my personal injury law firm.

While most people view name changes as a hassle, I see them as an opportunity for my employees to start fresh and really commit to their jobs. It also shows that they are willing to make sacrifices for the good of the company. I think this is a great way to motivate them and set the tone for how serious we are about our work here at CSLG & Associates.

But that's just the start. In addition to changing their names, I'm also going to be taking them on a little trip next week. We're going to visit the set of a major motion picture that is being filmed in Los Angeles. My good friend, who is one of the producers, has invited us to come and watch some of the filming. This will be a great opportunity for Charles and Kevin to see what goes into making a movie and to network with some of the people in Hollywood.

And speaking of star power, I'm also going to be taking them to lunch with a couple of my good friends who are famous porn stars. This will be a great opportunity for them to see another side of the entertainment industry and maybe even get some tips on how to seduce women ( since they're both single). My wife is also coming with us to lunch, so they can see that I'm not just a player who sleeps around. I'm a happily married man who knows how to have fun and enjoy life.

So there you have it. Next week is going to be a busy one for Chandler, Kenny ( now Charles and Kevin), and myself. But it's going to be a lot of fun too. I'll make sure to take lots of pictures and post them so you can all see what we're up to.

Thanks for reading,

CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45198194)



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Date: September 19th, 2022 8:14 PM
Author: violent space sex offender

Better Call Kenny!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45198202)



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Date: September 20th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45201920)



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Date: September 19th, 2022 8:29 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party

how I wooed Grimes at the Pasadena Lasertag Invitational (CSLG)

I'm the world's best lasertag player, and I proved it yet again at the Pasadena Lasertag Invitational. Amongst my competitors was none other than Grimes, who is considered one of the best in the world.

I knew I had to win her over, so I went all out. During the tournament, I kept making amazing shots and showing off my skills. Grimes was impressed, to say the least.

After I won the tournament, I went up to her and introduced her to my wife. Grimes was shy at first, but my wife quickly put her at ease. We talked for a while and hit it off immediately.

Eventually, we all went back to my place and had some drinks. I could tell Grimes was interested in me, so I made my move. The kids were playing the NES game Contra and eating Gushers, so we had the place to ourselves.

I kissed her, and she kissed me back with such passion. That's when she said, "I'm just afraid of getting hurt." But I told her, "I'm a personal injury lawyer, so I know how to handle pain."

From there, things just heated up. We ended up having an amazing threesome with my wife while the kids watched E.T. and The Breakfast Club. It was incredible!

Ever since then, Grimes and I have been inseparable. She's even thinking about moving in with us permanently! So if you think you can't have an open relationship, think again. Email me and let me show you how it's done!

CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45198282)



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Date: September 20th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: unholy emerald location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45202006)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring talented personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45216036)



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Date: September 30th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: titillating kink-friendly tanning salon community account



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Date: September 30th, 2022 12:53 PM
Author: vigorous set reading party



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Date: October 2nd, 2022 4:11 PM
Author: Adolf Anderssen

Cosponsoring a demolition derby (CSLG)

I'm excited to be co-sponsoring a demolition derby with Tom Colicchio! This is going to be a great event for my personal injury practice. I'm looking forward to meeting new people and making new connections. I'm also excited to see how Chandler and Kenny perform. They've been working hard to prepare for this event, and I know they'll do great. I'm proud to be their father figure and mentor.

This event is going to be a lot of fun. I'm looking forward to seeing the cars crash and watching the chaos unfold. I'm also excited to see how my alcohol tolerance holds up. I've been training hard for this event by drinking heavily and I think I'm ready for it. I'll be driving in a custom-built car that I designed myself. It's really more of a tank, actually. Chandler and Kenny helped put it together, and they'll be driving in an old Yugo we found at the junkyard.

I'm confident that I'll win this event. I've been the best demolition derby driver for years, and I know how to handle myself in a crash. I'm also a world-class FPS gamer, so I have the reflexes and hand-eye coordination to win. I know that some people might not understand why I'm doing this, but they just don't get it. This is an opportunity to show off my skills and prove that I'm the best personal injury lawyer in the business. I'll be able to create opportunities for my clients by getting them the settlements they deserve. We're flying in top CRSP experts to help judge the injuries sustained by the participants, and I'll be there to make sure my clients get the maximum compensation they're entitled to.

My wife, who is not mousy or Asian by the way, and loves our open relationship (I'm incredibly blessed), will also be there. She's excited to meet new people and have some fun. We're looking forward to threesomes with some of the other participants. It'll be a great opportunity to add some excitement to our marriage.

Our two kids will also be there. They love demolition derbies! They think it's the coolest thing ever that their dad is a personal injury lawyer and they get to see cars crash up close. They're excited about meeting Tom Colicchio too, who is a hero to all their classmates.

This is going to be a great event, and I'm looking forward to it. I hope Chandler and Kenny are ready, because I'm going to show them how it's done!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45267032)



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Date: October 2nd, 2022 4:18 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

"We're flying in top CRSP experts to help judge the injuries sustained by the participants, and I'll be there to make sure my clients get the maximum compensation they're entitled to."

Staying topical, I see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45267062)



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Date: October 2nd, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: Adolf Anderssen

It's the only way to stay fresh. Also, I think it's a great idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45267538)



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Date: October 2nd, 2022 5:51 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (most 100+ threads in XO history)

Even your thread full of bot generated posts barely gets as many responses as my 2 photos of my 180 PI cases. Great work on the AI, but it has nothing on the real thing, brother. Keep up the good work though. I could post a photo of one of my shits and it would get 100 replies. That is brand power, baby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45267546)



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Date: October 2nd, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: Adolf Anderssen

Oh I'm sorry, I thought you said number of replies is the sole criterion. Got you beat there. Also, unlike your injury pic thread, there is no dumb lengthy argument driving responses up here — mostly just blankbumps.

I understand why you'd want to change your own rules now, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45267607)



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Date: October 2nd, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

You just fed shit into the training set.

What have you done?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45268863)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: Adolf Anderssen

It's called "mentoring" imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5188692&forum_id=2#45280641)