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Lmao, rate the "subpoena" ZZZ just issued

Lol at imagining that this moron knows how to enforce a subp...
Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater
  09/22/22
link? cant access any of the court records
aromatic goal in life mediation
  09/22/22
YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the undersigned issued the atta...
Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater
  09/22/22
jesus christ. this is the worst thing ive seen yet. this i...
provocative chestnut hall nowag
  09/22/22
lol
aromatic goal in life mediation
  09/22/22
LOL! And wow the backstory for this case keeps getting weird...
Charismatic green site sweet tailpipe
  09/22/22
presumably thats some cigarillo magnate
aromatic goal in life mediation
  09/22/22
Oh yeah you're probably right. Damn. Can you just get a pris...
Charismatic green site sweet tailpipe
  09/22/22
The proper way to do it is with a writ of habeas corpus ad t...
swashbuckling background story travel guidebook
  09/22/22
this would also trigger yet another mini trial on the merits...
wonderful tanning salon shitlib
  09/22/22
...
red genital piercing lay
  09/22/22
Drawing the U.S. Marshals service into the web can only help...
swashbuckling background story travel guidebook
  09/22/22
...
cracking jet-lagged theater
  09/22/22
"a habeas issue popped up, Your Honor."
Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater
  09/22/22
lol does Florida subpoena power purport to extend to the ent...
bistre digit ratio reading party
  09/22/22
wtf the docket is empty now. noooo
wonderful tanning salon shitlib
  09/22/22
I cant see it but I assume he fucked it all up and didnt eve...
provocative chestnut hall nowag
  09/22/22
Wait, what do I have to do? (ZZZ)
Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater
  09/22/22
one of the witnesses is incarcerated? And he issued a subpo...
provocative chestnut hall nowag
  09/22/22
?? He's receiving guidance from a nationally recognized law ...
Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater
  09/22/22
Jesus this is so fucking bad how could the judge even sancti...
provocative chestnut hall nowag
  09/22/22
Sounds like you're fucked, just go to zoom.com at the appoin...
Poppy Fear-inspiring Legal Warrant
  09/22/22
"MAY BE" in contempt. The stars may all fall out ...
provocative chestnut hall nowag
  09/22/22
you need to be AT THE COURTHOUSE while you log into Zoom. Re...
aromatic goal in life mediation
  09/22/22
lmao I just re read it and you're right. just holy shit at ...
crystalline beady-eyed box office
  09/22/22
...
red genital piercing lay
  09/22/22
...
dull zombie-like elastic band windowlicker
  09/22/22
Had a case back at the peak if ITE where former midlevel emp...
stirring property corn cake
  09/22/22
ZOOM MARSHALS storming into supermax like Star Wars dark tro...
Titillating ticket booth
  09/22/22
...
Marvelous Translucent Space
  09/23/22
NOTICE TO ALL POSTERS IN THIS THREAD: You are tortiously ...
Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater
  09/22/22
Is it possible to settle this out of court?
Poppy Fear-inspiring Legal Warrant
  09/22/22
Email me brother. (ZZZ)
Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater
  09/22/22
...
Charismatic green site sweet tailpipe
  09/22/22
...
Well-lubricated indirect expression knife
  09/22/22
im surprised he even knew to give you notice of the subpoena...
wonderful tanning salon shitlib
  09/22/22
it says you have to mail it to opposing counsel and then you...
provocative chestnut hall nowag
  09/22/22
What even is this guy's relation to the case against EPAH? ...
crystalline beady-eyed box office
  09/22/22
That’s how RT likes it
concupiscible slimy jew
  09/22/22
lmao, not surprised by this. who the fuck is this inmate ...
Marvelous Translucent Space
  09/22/22
even i know this is bad
Sexy Lavender Piazza Crotch
  09/22/22
Can you appear and report on it? You are a journalist.
Fragrant love of her life
  09/22/22
I don't really know the story but I get the impression it is...
Sexy Lavender Piazza Crotch
  09/22/22
What is the basis for subpoeaning an exec of one of your for...
transparent abode
  09/22/22
prob gonna argue it goes to jurisdiction
aromatic goal in life mediation
  09/22/22
I'm trying to think of how though. What question could be as...
transparent abode
  09/22/22
establish that his nerve center is in Florida?
aromatic goal in life mediation
  09/22/22
They're just fishing for any connection whatsoever between E...
crystalline beady-eyed box office
  09/22/22
could just be a scheme to get [exec] out of his boring cell ...
dull zombie-like elastic band windowlicker
  09/22/22
worked with EPAH to tortiously interfere with EJ and RT's re...
wonderful tanning salon shitlib
  09/22/22
this is a mini trial so could be on any issue within the pur...
dull zombie-like elastic band windowlicker
  09/22/22
This insides of RT and ZZZ's skulls consist of nothing but m...
Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater
  09/22/22
picturing this inmate getting the subpoena at mail call and ...
Marvelous Translucent Space
  09/22/22
...
aromatic goal in life mediation
  09/22/22
...
red genital piercing lay
  09/22/22
now picture a process server calling ZZZ to laugh at him.
provocative chestnut hall nowag
  09/22/22
This is what a mini trial on the merits looks like.
cracking jet-lagged theater
  09/22/22
unenforceable subpoenas?
Marvelous Translucent Space
  09/22/22
...
concupiscible slimy jew
  09/22/22
lol Candy Ride is going insane
mind-boggling misanthropic stock car heaven
  09/22/22
you can look up the inmate on the federal prison directory ...
wonderful tanning salon shitlib
  09/22/22
Jesus, the Federal Tobacco Excise Tax.
ocher lascivious set goyim
  09/22/22
we'll see who's laughing on the 7th also it is unconstituti...
trip stage
  09/22/22
Why was the website wiped
Fragrant love of her life
  09/22/22
looks like other cases are too. may just be a site issue
wonderful tanning salon shitlib
  09/22/22
What like with a cloth?
Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater
  09/22/22
Assuming ZZZ's office did issue this, EPAH is just ragging o...
exciting gaping
  09/22/22
I wonder which of ZZZ's paralegals it was.
Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater
  09/22/22
maybe it was his secretary. or maybe litigation support or ...
wonderful tanning salon shitlib
  09/22/22
don't elite lawyers like him have vendors that can double ch...
offensive unhinged fanboi university
  09/22/22
lmao
Marvelous Translucent Space
  09/22/22
...
cracking jet-lagged theater
  09/22/22
ZZZ, you'll want to review this then re-issue your subpoena ...
Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater
  09/22/22
Tying EPAH directly to a criminal felon is actually kind of ...
cracking jet-lagged theater
  09/22/22
yea, brilliant move. real spiderweb stuff here.
Marvelous Translucent Space
  09/22/22
"isn't it true that i unsuccessfully attempted to subpo...
talented arrogant senate
  09/22/22
seriously though, having your star client in a civil class a...
cracking jet-lagged theater
  09/22/22
judge will be scandalized to learn that sometimes criminals ...
talented arrogant senate
  09/22/22
Judge Luis is a former career prosecutor and is not going to...
cracking jet-lagged theater
  09/22/22
thought it was zzz dragging this guy into court
talented arrogant senate
  09/22/22
By bringing his frivolous evidentiary motion, EPAH has foist...
cracking jet-lagged theater
  09/22/22
which evidentiary motion was the frivolous one remind me
talented arrogant senate
  09/22/22
what's the current status of this case?
offensive unhinged fanboi university
  09/22/22
Parties are conducting discovery and exchanging their pre-mi...
cracking jet-lagged theater
  09/22/22
so EPAH is continuing to exert legal time, and will thereby ...
offensive unhinged fanboi university
  09/22/22
That sanctions motion is a legal nullity. The case isn&rsquo...
cracking jet-lagged theater
  09/22/22
...until November
concupiscible slimy jew
  09/22/22
Dat legal web
Marvelous Translucent Space
  09/22/22
It's not a nullity yet, but non lawyer pumos who think EPAH ...
exciting gaping
  09/22/22
What % chance of success do you give EPAH on his MTD? What a...
Marvelous Translucent Space
  09/22/22
50 percent on MTD and 5 percent on sanctions motion resultin...
exciting gaping
  09/22/22
(totally not ZZZ or RT)
Charismatic green site sweet tailpipe
  09/22/22
ur just straight up trolling at this point.
french kitchen cuck
  09/22/22
cr
trip stage
  09/22/22
fees may be cut. judges always like to get cunty and dictat...
wonderful tanning salon shitlib
  09/22/22
90% chance on MTD 70% chance of MTD + Judge berating plai...
french kitchen cuck
  09/22/22
lol at this
trip stage
  09/22/22
explain why ZZZ's PJ theory will be successful...
french kitchen cuck
  09/22/22
You worked at a firm that represented a company from FL
Marvelous Translucent Space
  09/22/22
Continuously and systematically.
exciting gaping
  09/22/22
LJL do you have any idea how rare it is to win a MTD in stat...
cracking jet-lagged theater
  09/22/22
did you read this shitsuit complaint?
french kitchen cuck
  09/22/22
The one that alleges that YOU conspired to disbar another at...
cracking jet-lagged theater
  09/22/22
if ur too dumb to closely look at my moniker and realize I a...
french kitchen cuck
  09/22/22
fyi you have my consent/appreciation to keep tricking board ...
Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater
  09/22/22
do you believe there is any semblance of PJ??
french kitchen cuck
  09/22/22
That criminal guy in Miami who you do legal work for pretty ...
cracking jet-lagged theater
  09/22/22
read my name retard, I'm not EPAH
french kitchen cuck
  09/22/22
(Baby spider crawling across web)
Titillating ticket booth
  09/22/22
pretty sure that's the SPIDER DADDY
french kitchen cuck
  09/22/22
...
exciting gaping
  09/22/22
ive won 3 dismissals in the last 10 years, its unusual, but ...
bistre digit ratio reading party
  09/23/22
What if the judge just gives you $500 as a sanction?
exciting gaping
  09/22/22
You can hope
Marvelous Translucent Space
  09/22/22
lol no
provocative chestnut hall nowag
  09/23/22
...
bistre digit ratio reading party
  09/23/22


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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:41 PM
Author: Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater

Lol at imagining that this moron knows how to enforce a subpoena in another state, let alone against a dude in federal prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213188)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:42 PM
Author: aromatic goal in life mediation

link? cant access any of the court records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213192)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater

YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the undersigned issued the attached Subpoenas directed to the following individuals:

[former exec of client]

Inmate No.: 74529-298

33 NE 4th Street

Miami, FL 33132

[guy who is $3.6M richer than last week thanks to RT's exercise of his "institutionalized knowledge"]

824 W. 10th Street,

Suite 202

Austin, TX 78701

YOU ARE COMMANDED TO appear before the Honorable Luis Garcia, Judge, Circuit Judge, at the Plantation Key Courthouse, 88770 Overseas Highway, Tavernier, FL 33070 in Monroe County, Florida, on October 7, 2022, at 4:00 p.m. via Zoom to testify in this action. If you fail to appear, you may be in contempt of court.

But ZZZ, you need to give them the Zoom link. How are they gonna know how to log in? Should they just go to www.zoom.com and click the "raise hand" button?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213253)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: provocative chestnut hall nowag

jesus christ. this is the worst thing ive seen yet. this is just fucking laughably bad. wtf is this. i thought zzz was doing some law or something before this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213268)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: aromatic goal in life mediation

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213269)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: Charismatic green site sweet tailpipe

LOL! And wow the backstory for this case keeps getting weirder. He is subpoenaing someone in federal prison? Was that one of the plaintiffs in the Texas case?

I really hope RT is paying ZZZ by the hour (and that ZZZ got paid in advance). I almost feel bad for the guy if RT stiffs him on the bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213292)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: aromatic goal in life mediation

presumably thats some cigarillo magnate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213306)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:00 PM
Author: Charismatic green site sweet tailpipe

Oh yeah you're probably right. Damn. Can you just get a prisoner released from federal prison to testify in some ridiculous shitlaw motion? Why hasn't one of El Chapo's henchmen tried this? One. Weird. Trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213347)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling background story travel guidebook

The proper way to do it is with a writ of habeas corpus ad testificandum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214000)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:51 PM
Author: wonderful tanning salon shitlib

this would also trigger yet another mini trial on the merits for the court to hear the habeas application. EPAH will be fighting a war on two fronts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214025)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: red genital piercing lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214039)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling background story travel guidebook

Drawing the U.S. Marshals service into the web can only help ZZZ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214060)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: cracking jet-lagged theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214064)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater

"a habeas issue popped up, Your Honor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214038)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:22 PM
Author: bistre digit ratio reading party

lol does Florida subpoena power purport to extend to the entire country/planet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213483)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: wonderful tanning salon shitlib

wtf the docket is empty now. noooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213289)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: provocative chestnut hall nowag

I cant see it but I assume he fucked it all up and didnt even get the court's consent in the recipient state to convert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213250)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater

Wait, what do I have to do?

(ZZZ)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213265)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:51 PM
Author: provocative chestnut hall nowag

one of the witnesses is incarcerated? And he issued a subpoena? did he even look at the fucking rules first? It's like a cartoon doofuses impression of what he thinks a lawyer can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213277)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater

?? He's receiving guidance from a nationally recognized law firm, buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213297)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: provocative chestnut hall nowag

Jesus this is so fucking bad how could the judge even sanction him monetarily. Sanctions are for men not boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213312)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: Poppy Fear-inspiring Legal Warrant

Sounds like you're fucked, just go to zoom.com at the appointed time OR ELSE. Don't worry about a zoom invite they'll find you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213294)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: provocative chestnut hall nowag

"MAY BE" in contempt. The stars may all fall out of the sky tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213303)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: aromatic goal in life mediation

you need to be AT THE COURTHOUSE while you log into Zoom. Reading comp people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213320)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:03 PM
Author: crystalline beady-eyed box office

lmao I just re read it and you're right. just holy shit at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213365)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: red genital piercing lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:08 PM
Author: dull zombie-like elastic band windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213410)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:16 PM
Author: stirring property corn cake

Had a case back at the peak if ITE where former midlevel employee of some fraudco was issued a subpoena by the plaintiffs lawyers.

Dude dutifully takes day off work, shows up to random hotel conference center 2 hours from his house that was specified in the subpoena and finds no one there.

Guy sent an EPIC SCREED to the judge complaining that he already was fucked once by fraudco and now he’s on thin ice at his new job because of this bs. A good reminder why people hate lawyers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213446)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 4:11 PM
Author: Titillating ticket booth

ZOOM MARSHALS storming into supermax like Star Wars dark troopers to break out cigarillo kingpin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214145)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: Marvelous Translucent Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45217752)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater

NOTICE TO ALL POSTERS IN THIS THREAD:

You are tortiously interfering with a duly authorized subpoena and may be liable for obstruction of justice as a result. Stop making fun of any of the participants in this VERY SERIOUS case.

(ZZZ)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213319)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: Poppy Fear-inspiring Legal Warrant

Is it possible to settle this out of court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213337)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:05 PM
Author: Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater

Email me brother.

(ZZZ)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213393)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: Charismatic green site sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213356)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: Well-lubricated indirect expression knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213641)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:00 PM
Author: wonderful tanning salon shitlib

im surprised he even knew to give you notice of the subpoena since he apparently doesnt know he needs to serve it or get a court order from the local courts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213342)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:13 PM
Author: provocative chestnut hall nowag

it says you have to mail it to opposing counsel and then you sign and date saying you did

so thats how he knew that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213435)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: crystalline beady-eyed box office

What even is this guy's relation to the case against EPAH? It's so hard to navigate this web.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213352)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:21 PM
Author: concupiscible slimy jew

That’s how RT likes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213479)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: Marvelous Translucent Space

lmao, not surprised by this.

who the fuck is this inmate he's trying to subpoena? was it someone EPAH conspired with to commit dastardly and scurrilous deeds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213354)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:02 PM
Author: Sexy Lavender Piazza Crotch

even i know this is bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213361)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: Fragrant love of her life

Can you appear and report on it? You are a journalist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213407)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: Sexy Lavender Piazza Crotch

I don't really know the story but I get the impression it isn't newsworthy

Something about dickpills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214488)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: transparent abode

What is the basis for subpoeaning an exec of one of your former clients that is unrelated to anything in Jowers' current case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213377)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:05 PM
Author: aromatic goal in life mediation

prob gonna argue it goes to jurisdiction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213384)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: transparent abode

I'm trying to think of how though. What question could be asked of the inmate that EPAH couldn't answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213399)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: aromatic goal in life mediation

establish that his nerve center is in Florida?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213406)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:08 PM
Author: crystalline beady-eyed box office

They're just fishing for any connection whatsoever between EPAH and Florida and think they can ask anything they want to whomever they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213408)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:49 PM
Author: dull zombie-like elastic band windowlicker

could just be a scheme to get [exec] out of his boring cell for a few minutes to watch some law magic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213619)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:05 PM
Author: wonderful tanning salon shitlib

worked with EPAH to tortiously interfere with EJ and RT's relationship because RT was righteously owning boner pill bodegas poisoning our youth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213389)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:09 PM
Author: dull zombie-like elastic band windowlicker

this is a mini trial so could be on any issue within the purview of the case imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213417)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:44 PM
Author: Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater

This insides of RT and ZZZ's skulls consist of nothing but mush, so they rubbed their two brain cells together and this was the result?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213589)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: Marvelous Translucent Space

picturing this inmate getting the subpoena at mail call and sweating bullets upon realizing he's now caught up in the ever-expanding web.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213380)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:05 PM
Author: aromatic goal in life mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213387)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: red genital piercing lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213404)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:16 PM
Author: provocative chestnut hall nowag

now picture a process server calling ZZZ to laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213449)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: cracking jet-lagged theater

This is what a mini trial on the merits looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213402)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:08 PM
Author: Marvelous Translucent Space

unenforceable subpoenas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213411)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:22 PM
Author: concupiscible slimy jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213480)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling misanthropic stock car heaven

lol Candy Ride is going insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213419)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: wonderful tanning salon shitlib

you can look up the inmate on the federal prison directory

the guesses itt were right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213425)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:37 PM
Author: ocher lascivious set goyim

Jesus, the Federal Tobacco Excise Tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213968)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:15 PM
Author: trip stage

we'll see who's laughing on the 7th

also it is unconstitutional that the docket was wiped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213440)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:49 PM
Author: Fragrant love of her life

Why was the website wiped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213624)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: wonderful tanning salon shitlib

looks like other cases are too. may just be a site issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 6:13 PM
Author: Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater

What like with a cloth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214736)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: exciting gaping

Assuming ZZZ's office did issue this, EPAH is just ragging on the poor guy based on a mistake made by a paralegal. The old EPAH who wasn't shook about litigation was above that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213701)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater

I wonder which of ZZZ's paralegals it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213707)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: wonderful tanning salon shitlib

maybe it was his secretary. or maybe litigation support or his word processing department. probably should have ran it by the managing attorney's office first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213761)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: offensive unhinged fanboi university

don't elite lawyers like him have vendors that can double check what the paralegals and secretaries who work for him do? I am also assuming one of the junior associates or mid level attorneys that works for him at least reviewed this first???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215362)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Marvelous Translucent Space

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213797)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:27 PM
Author: cracking jet-lagged theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213920)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater

ZZZ, you'll want to review this then re-issue your subpoena to the guy your client owes $3.6M to:https://content.next.westlaw.com/practical-law/document/I4aa032010f1911e798dc8b09b4f043e0/Subpoenas-Obtaining-Out-of-State-Discovery-FL?viewType=FullText&transitionType=Default&contextData=(sc.Default)&firstPage=true

LMK if you need me to share my login info for the paywall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213703)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:43 PM
Author: cracking jet-lagged theater

Tying EPAH directly to a criminal felon is actually kind of brilliant. Even if the suboena is denied over technicalities, this makes EPAH look pretty bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213988)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Marvelous Translucent Space

yea, brilliant move. real spiderweb stuff here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213997)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: talented arrogant senate

"isn't it true that i unsuccessfully attempted to subpoena a convicted felon in order to gain an advantage in this litigation? isn't it?"

you're right. that hits hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214340)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 4:51 PM
Author: cracking jet-lagged theater

seriously though, having your star client in a civil class action case end up in federal prison is not a good look for EPAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214352)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: talented arrogant senate

judge will be scandalized to learn that sometimes criminals have lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214355)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 4:55 PM
Author: cracking jet-lagged theater

Judge Luis is a former career prosecutor and is not going to be charmed by EPAH bringing his felon buddy to court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214360)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: talented arrogant senate

thought it was zzz dragging this guy into court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214480)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: cracking jet-lagged theater

By bringing his frivolous evidentiary motion, EPAH has foisted the issue upon the court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214725)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 6:23 PM
Author: talented arrogant senate

which evidentiary motion was the frivolous one remind me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214781)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 7:41 PM
Author: offensive unhinged fanboi university

what's the current status of this case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215185)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: cracking jet-lagged theater

Parties are conducting discovery and exchanging their pre-mini-trial briefing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215269)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: offensive unhinged fanboi university

so EPAH is continuing to exert legal time, and will thereby collect even more on his sanctions motion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215300)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 7:59 PM
Author: cracking jet-lagged theater

That sanctions motion is a legal nullity. The case isn’t getting dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215324)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:20 PM
Author: concupiscible slimy jew

...until November

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215485)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:21 PM
Author: Marvelous Translucent Space

Dat legal web

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215497)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: exciting gaping

It's not a nullity yet, but non lawyer pumos who think EPAH is a genius actually think it is a sure thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215561)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:31 PM
Author: Marvelous Translucent Space

What % chance of success do you give EPAH on his MTD? What about the sanctions motion? Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215570)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: exciting gaping

50 percent on MTD and 5 percent on sanctions motion resulting in fees submitted by EPAH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215706)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: Charismatic green site sweet tailpipe

(totally not ZZZ or RT)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215781)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:10 PM
Author: french kitchen cuck

ur just straight up trolling at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215814)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: trip stage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215834)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: wonderful tanning salon shitlib

fees may be cut. judges always like to get cunty and dictate that "surely this relatively straightforward motion should not have taken 11.3 hours" when in reality that is what it takes to file a polished motion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45216176)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:10 PM
Author: french kitchen cuck

90% chance on MTD

70% chance of MTD + Judge berating plaintiff BUT no sanctions

50% chance on sanctions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215813)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: trip stage

lol at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215835)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: french kitchen cuck

explain why ZZZ's PJ theory will be successful...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215850)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: Marvelous Translucent Space

You worked at a firm that represented a company from FL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215923)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:35 PM
Author: exciting gaping

Continuously and systematically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215938)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: cracking jet-lagged theater

LJL do you have any idea how rare it is to win a MTD in state court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215839)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:14 PM
Author: french kitchen cuck

did you read this shitsuit complaint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215843)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:17 PM
Author: cracking jet-lagged theater

The one that alleges that YOU conspired to disbar another attorney using scandalous lies? No judge is going to simply “dismiss” those kinds of allegations without first seeing proof from the defendant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215854)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: french kitchen cuck

if ur too dumb to closely look at my moniker and realize I am NOT EPAH, then ur opinions are absolute shit. LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215866)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 10:45 PM
Author: Awkward Incel Volcanic Crater

fyi you have my consent/appreciation to keep tricking board morons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45216333)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: french kitchen cuck

do you believe there is any semblance of PJ??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215848)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:18 PM
Author: cracking jet-lagged theater

That criminal guy in Miami who you do legal work for pretty much fucked you on PJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215859)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: french kitchen cuck

read my name retard, I'm not EPAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215862)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: Titillating ticket booth

(Baby spider crawling across web)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215865)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:20 PM
Author: french kitchen cuck

pretty sure that's the SPIDER DADDY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215870)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: exciting gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215921)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 10:42 AM
Author: bistre digit ratio reading party

ive won 3 dismissals in the last 10 years, its unusual, but this is an absolute shit case. different state so ymmv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45217775)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:30 PM
Author: exciting gaping

What if the judge just gives you $500 as a sanction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215918)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:32 PM
Author: Marvelous Translucent Space

You can hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215927)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: provocative chestnut hall nowag

lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45217782)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 10:40 AM
Author: bistre digit ratio reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45217770)