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Almost everyone has SHOPLIFTED unless they faggots

When I was teen wld steal baseball cards from Kmart, never g...
Zippy Cuckold Ceo
  09/22/22
cc: California C+F
cruel-hearted location coldplay fan
  09/22/22
plz inshallah
Zippy Cuckold Ceo
  09/22/22
When I was a 1L we all got Westlaw keychains. I had a lot o...
Hyperactive rambunctious genital piercing national security agency
  09/22/22
serves westlaw right
bipolar lay
  09/22/22
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heady aqua sanctuary
  09/22/22
i never shoplifted.
flatulent soul-stirring public bath liquid oxygen
  09/22/22
...
glittery magenta electric furnace
  09/22/22
(faggot)
Zippy Cuckold Ceo
  09/22/22
I haven’t
glittery magenta electric furnace
  09/22/22
FAGGOT ALERT
Zippy Cuckold Ceo
  09/22/22
You're a nigger of you have
doobsian gas station
  09/22/22
(guy who likes being furked in ass)
Zippy Cuckold Ceo
  09/22/22
as a kid (like 4th-5th grade), i fell in w a bad crowd that ...
bipolar lay
  09/22/22
now u just steal poasters crypto hoaps and dreams hehehe
Zippy Cuckold Ceo
  09/22/22
it's the only thing that can get me hard these days
bipolar lay
  09/22/22
One time they gave me a bag after I already paid so they did...
Amethyst deep place of business
  09/22/22
...
heady aqua sanctuary
  09/22/22
I've stolen office supplies from work. Does that count?
grizzly diverse pit karate
  09/22/22
yes, once i got an offer for FBI and i had to take polygraph...
Zippy Cuckold Ceo
  09/22/22
what were some good cards that you got
sooty athletic conference
  09/22/22
i never got anything good, i threw away that shit a while ag...
Zippy Cuckold Ceo
  09/22/22
didn't grow up with turd world parents so I actually had mor...
histrionic psychic twinkling uncleanness
  09/22/22
"Herro my AZNgirl princess!! I want u to know I have hi...
Zippy Cuckold Ceo
  09/22/22
wtf is wrong with you? you move to these broke ass countrie...
histrionic psychic twinkling uncleanness
  09/22/22
ljl i stole in ttt USA but yes its also a broke ass country
Zippy Cuckold Ceo
  09/22/22
everyone steals shit now because of self checkout and they'r...
histrionic psychic twinkling uncleanness
  09/22/22
I stole baseball cards from 7/11
Cocky excitant hairy legs hospital
  09/22/22
based
galvanic idiotic background story nowag
  09/22/22
You probably pilfer office supplies also. As your punishment...
costumed olive halford office
  09/22/22
Why would you need to copy or staple anything IN HELL
Hyperactive rambunctious genital piercing national security agency
  09/22/22
seriously?
flirting antidepressant drug
  09/22/22
Must not be a lawyer.
costumed olive halford office
  09/22/22
yep i enjoyed taking redwells, i wld masturbate at home with...
Zippy Cuckold Ceo
  09/22/22
only from vending machines
flirting antidepressant drug
  09/22/22
Sometimes when I'm at the self-checkout at the supermarket a...
razzle-dazzle ivory fat ankles
  09/22/22
Constantly stole booze until I was 21 because there was no o...
Laughsome Erotic Parlor
  09/22/22
...
Flushed principal's office
  09/22/22
Have a good friend from high school who temporarily fell in ...
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flirting antidepressant drug
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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:49 PM
Author: Zippy Cuckold Ceo

When I was teen wld steal baseball cards from Kmart, never got caught

In LS once put a huge pack of beer in the bottom of shopping card and pretended to "forget" it was there, no one noticed so free booze. One of roomates at time was a Joo and he actually got a bit mad and shit, ljl furk kikes Hitler was right

Once was with some ghettish ppl in SF and the waitress wldnt come late at night at Dennys, it was super crowded so we just dine and dashed, of course never caught. Ironically they had an Indian dude SFPD officer outside but there was no way for him to know if u paid, he was anyway too busy hitting on the bitches since he was a pipe rapist

Prob more times I stole but cannot recall now



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213259)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: cruel-hearted location coldplay fan

cc: California C+F

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213271)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: Zippy Cuckold Ceo

plz inshallah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213307)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:51 PM
Author: Hyperactive rambunctious genital piercing national security agency

When I was a 1L we all got Westlaw keychains. I had a lot of keys so I stole a second keychain and just walked away like nothing happened. LJL @ the rep not noticing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213278)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: bipolar lay

serves westlaw right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213291)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:02 PM
Author: heady aqua sanctuary



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:51 PM
Author: flatulent soul-stirring public bath liquid oxygen

i never shoplifted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213285)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: glittery magenta electric furnace



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: Zippy Cuckold Ceo

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213300)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: glittery magenta electric furnace

I haven’t

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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: Zippy Cuckold Ceo

FAGGOT ALERT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213302)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: doobsian gas station

You're a nigger of you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213295)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: Zippy Cuckold Ceo

(guy who likes being furked in ass)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213305)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: bipolar lay

as a kid (like 4th-5th grade), i fell in w a bad crowd that shoplifted, so i started doing it too. made me feel guilty as hell so stopped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213296)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: Zippy Cuckold Ceo

now u just steal poasters crypto hoaps and dreams hehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213310)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:03 PM
Author: bipolar lay

it's the only thing that can get me hard these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213368)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: Amethyst deep place of business

One time they gave me a bag after I already paid so they didn’t get to charge $0.05

Keeps me awake at night sometimes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213298)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: heady aqua sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213374)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: grizzly diverse pit karate

I've stolen office supplies from work. Does that count?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213308)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: Zippy Cuckold Ceo

yes, once i got an offer for FBI and i had to take polygraph, the fat redneck birdshit doing the exam literally asked me this: have u ever stolen anything from work like a pen?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213313)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: sooty athletic conference

what were some good cards that you got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213350)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:41 PM
Author: Zippy Cuckold Ceo

i never got anything good, i threw away that shit a while ago actually, i thinik i had some david robinson rookie of the year card but it was still only worth like 4usd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213572)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:05 PM
Author: histrionic psychic twinkling uncleanness

didn't grow up with turd world parents so I actually had morals as a kid. stole shit in college because it was funny and later on because everything is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213386)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Zippy Cuckold Ceo

"Herro my AZNgirl princess!! I want u to know I have high morals!!! Like all White Gods I am moral person!! I only snort meth, weed, and cocaine 5 days a week!! I also haven't paid taxes in 3 years but it's okay. I am so moral, I will only cheat on u with 4 other Thai prostitutes while we are married, u are my precious AZNgirl!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213579)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: histrionic psychic twinkling uncleanness

wtf is wrong with you? you move to these broke ass countries where everything is cheap yet you steal shit and drink all the time? grow up and marry some azn twat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213675)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Zippy Cuckold Ceo

ljl i stole in ttt USA but yes its also a broke ass country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213754)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: histrionic psychic twinkling uncleanness

everyone steals shit now because of self checkout and they're sick of biden's forcememed inflation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213766)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: Cocky excitant hairy legs hospital

I stole baseball cards from 7/11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213577)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:45 PM
Author: galvanic idiotic background story nowag

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213595)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: costumed olive halford office

You probably pilfer office supplies also. As your punishment in Hell the stapler will always be empty and the copier will run of paper while you are using it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213585)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:45 PM
Author: Hyperactive rambunctious genital piercing national security agency

Why would you need to copy or staple anything IN HELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213596)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: flirting antidepressant drug

seriously?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213768)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: costumed olive halford office

Must not be a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45216415)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Zippy Cuckold Ceo

yep i enjoyed taking redwells, i wld masturbate at home with a redwell in my left arm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45213771)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: flirting antidepressant drug

only from vending machines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45216419)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ivory fat ankles

Sometimes when I'm at the self-checkout at the supermarket and a piece of produce is priced per item, I'll say I have x-1 or x-2 when I actually have x. Such a rush!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45216438)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 11:15 PM
Author: Laughsome Erotic Parlor

Constantly stole booze until I was 21 because there was no other way to get it.

I would also steal PC games and graphics cards in order to sell on eBay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45216445)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Flushed principal's office



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Provocative Glassy Lodge Trump Supporter

Have a good friend from high school who temporarily fell in with this "Asian mafia" crowd that organized a TI82 theft ring. They stole dozens of $100 calculators within a span of weeks, eventually getting busted when they accidentally sold one back to the original owner. Later on they "taught" that guy a lesson by breaking into his house at night and stealing thousands of dollars in Magic the Gathering cards. The kid was crying about it at school the next day and my friend confessed all of this to me years later when we were drunk. The weird thing is that all of these Asian kids were insanely rich and didn't need to steal anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45216583)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: flirting antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197298&forum_id=2#45216586)