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Just got "feedback" that my emails are too "terse" - pepper angus?

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Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage
  10/04/22
who gave you this ridiculously stupid feedback. do you work ...
Pink boiling water private investor
  10/04/22
Faggot "partner"
Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage
  10/04/22
are we talking about internal emails or emails to the client...
Pink boiling water private investor
  10/04/22
Internal, I have no respect for this guy. Definitely more po...
Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage
  10/04/22
LOLOL. so the guy was asking you to be more polite to HIM? w...
Pink boiling water private investor
  10/04/22
I just want to quit and do solo shitlaw, don't want to do th...
Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage
  10/04/22
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Bateful hairless old irish cottage
  10/04/22
dont worry theyll do it for you
curious charcoal spot goyim
  10/04/22
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Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage
  10/04/22
Using thank instead of thanks
adulterous puppy
  10/04/22
RAN HERE
stimulating silver sanctuary
  10/04/22
they're telling you to bill more time, dummy
Purple Dog Poop Place Of Business
  10/04/22
They want ellipses and exclamation points! Otherwise women g...
impertinent tantric goal in life
  10/04/22
This is a "man"
Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage
  10/04/22
Odd! :)
impertinent tantric goal in life
  10/04/22
180
Haunting stage feces
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henna tripping rehab french chef
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electric antidepressant drug hall
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stimulating silver sanctuary
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Motley national security agency theater stage
  10/04/22
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ebony trailer park death wish
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Bateful hairless old irish cottage
  10/04/22
is he though?
Mauve racy parlour coldplay fan
  10/04/22
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saffron plaza
  10/04/22
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Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage
  10/04/22
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Haunting stage feces
  10/04/22
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electric antidepressant drug hall
  10/04/22
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Bateful hairless old irish cottage
  10/04/22
You probably write like an asshole It’s not hard to...
Cerise dragon
  10/04/22
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Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage
  10/04/22
(junior service partner requiring that emails be nicer)
Pink boiling water private investor
  10/04/22
read more Ishiguro
buck-toothed submissive associate parlor
  10/04/22
drop all self-references. It should be "we" or not...
rebellious locale mexican
  10/04/22
Lol
Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage
  10/04/22
I am an autist and know I have to "keep relationships&q...
rebellious locale mexican
  10/04/22
Thanks brother, I appreciate your trajectory and will take t...
Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage
  10/04/22
cr advice to not look autistic
Cerise dragon
  10/04/22
Sounds like a recipe for being seen as a bitchmade beta
Pink boiling water private investor
  10/04/22
That's "how not to write like you have autism" 101...
Cerise dragon
  10/04/22
I know brother. I don’t think anyone should ever use I...
Pink boiling water private investor
  10/04/22
(Guy who gets it!)
electric antidepressant drug hall
  10/04/22
"Thank."
stimulating silver sanctuary
  10/04/22
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Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage
  10/04/22
not feminine enough, sounds like toxic masculinity
stirring shitlib sweet tailpipe
  10/04/22
They probably want more “here are the five different o...
walnut adventurous tanning salon doctorate
  10/04/22
I had a partner who would scream at me every time because he...
Provocative laser beams hospital
  10/04/22
what was your e-mail greeting
Cerise dragon
  10/04/22
Hi x,
Provocative laser beams hospital
  10/04/22
What did he want?
Pink boiling water private investor
  10/04/22
[Name], Hello [Name], Team, All,
Cerise dragon
  10/04/22
This reeks of ESL tbh. I've only ever seen the outsourced te...
Cerise dragon
  10/04/22
This wasn’t even the greeting. Everyone says Hi. 95% o...
Provocative laser beams hospital
  10/04/22
Just respond to the email with, "Disagree."
umber native
  10/04/22
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Pink boiling water private investor
  10/04/22
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stimulating silver sanctuary
  10/05/22
Use an exclamation mark after "thanks" This wil...
vivacious shimmering hell
  10/04/22
If you don't want to come off like a fag you can hit them wi...
Cerise dragon
  10/04/22
Thank!
Bateful hairless old irish cottage
  10/04/22
fuck this gay earth
Frisky orchid space cumskin
  10/05/22
One one of the most cr things about the law is most people d...
Bateful hairless old irish cottage
  10/04/22
cr law is *way* better than general corpslop w/r/t the gay r...
Motley national security agency theater stage
  10/04/22
studying plato and aristotle and kant for a decade to be tol...
Avocado Mad Cow Disease Roast Beef
  10/05/22


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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277348)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Pink boiling water private investor

who gave you this ridiculously stupid feedback. do you work in an actual corporation? i can see writing flowery emails being necessary in that setting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277373)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage

Faggot "partner"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277409)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: Pink boiling water private investor

are we talking about internal emails or emails to the client. latter is reasonable. i once had a partner say "this guy is old school so say please let me know instead of let me know." it's so gay but that's the game. internal stuff is even gayer but i have np being polite to senior dudes or dudes who COMMAND respect. but forget some junior service partner who wants you to use salutations when writing to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277443)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage

Internal, I have no respect for this guy. Definitely more polite to the heavy hitters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277497)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: Pink boiling water private investor

LOLOL. so the guy was asking you to be more polite to HIM? what a MASSIVE BETA. you can use this to dominate him going forward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278403)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:44 PM
Author: Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage

I just want to quit and do solo shitlaw, don't want to do this gay stuff anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278765)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: Bateful hairless old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279417)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:50 PM
Author: curious charcoal spot goyim

dont worry theyll do it for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279507)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45280817)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: adulterous puppy

Using thank instead of thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277451)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: stimulating silver sanctuary

RAN HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278875)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Purple Dog Poop Place Of Business

they're telling you to bill more time, dummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277452)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: impertinent tantric goal in life

They want ellipses and exclamation points! Otherwise women get sad... 😢 So just write like a faggot and take 2-3x as long to compose your emails!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277475)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage

This is a "man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277492)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: impertinent tantric goal in life

Odd! :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277498)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Haunting stage feces

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277504)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:07 PM
Author: henna tripping rehab french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277517)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:47 PM
Author: electric antidepressant drug hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278791)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: stimulating silver sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278872)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Motley national security agency theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278975)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: ebony trailer park death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279299)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Bateful hairless old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279401)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: Mauve racy parlour coldplay fan

is he though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278831)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: saffron plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278861)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278882)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Haunting stage feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277503)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:47 PM
Author: electric antidepressant drug hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278789)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Bateful hairless old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279396)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Cerise dragon

You probably write like an asshole

It’s not hard to write professionally and politely without writing like a woman. Write semi formally but without the gay exclamations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277499)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:06 PM
Author: Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277505)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: Pink boiling water private investor

(junior service partner requiring that emails be nicer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278412)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: buck-toothed submissive associate parlor

read more Ishiguro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277500)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:49 PM
Author: rebellious locale mexican

drop all self-references. It should be "we" or nothing. add a please and thank you to each email. every 5 emails write out "Thank you for all your assistance/help/aid/etc with this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278798)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:50 PM
Author: Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278801)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: rebellious locale mexican

I am an autist and know I have to "keep relationships".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278813)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage

Thanks brother, I appreciate your trajectory and will take this to heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278818)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:03 PM
Author: Cerise dragon

cr advice to not look autistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278911)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:15 PM
Author: Pink boiling water private investor

Sounds like a recipe for being seen as a bitchmade beta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279009)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Cerise dragon

That's "how not to write like you have autism" 101. If you don't show people respect, they won't show you respect.

in my experience most people who don't write like that are either boomers who can get away with it or ESL asian/indian types

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279046)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Pink boiling water private investor

I know brother. I don’t think anyone should ever use I either, we do everything as a team so it just shows that you are trying to hog the spotlight. This type of writing should just come naturally because you are a good dude. But for junior partners to *require* this type of writing on internal communication lest our associate brethren offend them is the height of faggotry. At least that’s what I thought we were taking about here. See my poa above for my thoughts on what we should be required to do on other types of emails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279161)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: electric antidepressant drug hall

(Guy who gets it!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279218)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: stimulating silver sanctuary

"Thank."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278877)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: Aromatic apoplectic heaven blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278880)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:01 PM
Author: stirring shitlib sweet tailpipe

not feminine enough, sounds like toxic masculinity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278887)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: walnut adventurous tanning salon doctorate

They probably want more “here are the five different options I propose considering: (1) reach out to opposing counsel to schedule a meet and confer regarding the issues we discussed during the October, 2, 2022 Telephone Conference; (2) draft a motion to compel regarding ….” type language.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278998)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:17 PM
Author: Provocative laser beams hospital

I had a partner who would scream at me every time because he hated my greeting in emails. I would keep doing it for a couple of years because he was the second worst person I ever met (some other sociopath partner who would manage his account was the worst) but then I eventually got bored and stopped. I realized it wasn’t worth it and who cares about this stuff in the end. When I told him I was leaving the firm this stupid faggot cried lmao. These people have a lot of problems.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279028)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: Cerise dragon

what was your e-mail greeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279048)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:22 PM
Author: Provocative laser beams hospital

Hi x,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279058)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Pink boiling water private investor

What did he want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279165)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: Cerise dragon

[Name],

Hello [Name],

Team,

All,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279295)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:08 PM
Author: Cerise dragon

This reeks of ESL tbh. I've only ever seen the outsourced team in India open with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279289)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 5:47 PM
Author: Provocative laser beams hospital

This wasn’t even the greeting. Everyone says Hi. 95% of the emails I get as a lawyer start with Hi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279908)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:42 PM
Author: umber native

Just respond to the email with, "Disagree."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279169)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: Pink boiling water private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279201)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 4:25 AM
Author: stimulating silver sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45282760)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:42 PM
Author: vivacious shimmering hell

Use an exclamation mark after "thanks"

This will completely eliminate that perception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279172)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: Cerise dragon

If you don't want to come off like a fag you can hit them with a:

"Thank you [Name]."

They're gonna look at that and go "holy shit, this guy knows AND acknowledges my names".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279301)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Bateful hairless old irish cottage

Thank!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279398)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 4:55 AM
Author: Frisky orchid space cumskin

fuck this gay earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45282792)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Bateful hairless old irish cottage

One one of the most cr things about the law is most people don't interpret terse emails as having a negative tone. I hate having to flower up emails with exclamation points and smileys.

Sounds like the man is very feminine, your emails do have a bad tone, or they're looking for reasons to criticize you to build a record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279412)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: Motley national security agency theater stage

cr law is *way* better than general corpslop w/r/t the gay rules of workplace "etiquette"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279723)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 4:33 AM
Author: Avocado Mad Cow Disease Roast Beef

studying plato and aristotle and kant for a decade to be told that your emails are too terse

lmao @ "business"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45282777)