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Just got "feedback" that my emails are too "terse" - pepper angus?

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Vivacious smoky ratface
  10/04/22
who gave you this ridiculously stupid feedback. do you work ...
bronze cerebral state
  10/04/22
Faggot "partner"
Vivacious smoky ratface
  10/04/22
are we talking about internal emails or emails to the client...
bronze cerebral state
  10/04/22
Internal, I have no respect for this guy. Definitely more po...
Vivacious smoky ratface
  10/04/22
LOLOL. so the guy was asking you to be more polite to HIM? w...
bronze cerebral state
  10/04/22
I just want to quit and do solo shitlaw, don't want to do th...
Vivacious smoky ratface
  10/04/22
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Cyan Hairy Legs
  10/04/22
dont worry theyll do it for you
vibrant twinkling macaca
  10/04/22
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Vivacious smoky ratface
  10/04/22
Using thank instead of thanks
aphrodisiac space
  10/04/22
RAN HERE
Disrespectful aromatic gunner
  10/04/22
they're telling you to bill more time, dummy
Pearl nursing home
  10/04/22
They want ellipses and exclamation points! Otherwise women g...
cerise therapy
  10/04/22
This is a "man"
Vivacious smoky ratface
  10/04/22
Odd! :)
cerise therapy
  10/04/22
180
Dull Offensive Stead
  10/04/22
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coiffed step-uncle's house
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swashbuckling talking box office famous landscape painting
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Disrespectful aromatic gunner
  10/04/22
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diverse keepsake machete selfie
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flesh round eye
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Cyan Hairy Legs
  10/04/22
is he though?
Unhinged gay wizard faggotry
  10/04/22
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primrose tanning salon cumskin
  10/04/22
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Vivacious smoky ratface
  10/04/22
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Dull Offensive Stead
  10/04/22
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swashbuckling talking box office famous landscape painting
  10/04/22
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Cyan Hairy Legs
  10/04/22
You probably write like an asshole It’s not hard to...
Metal office
  10/04/22
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Vivacious smoky ratface
  10/04/22
(junior service partner requiring that emails be nicer)
bronze cerebral state
  10/04/22
read more Ishiguro
mewling citrine roommate
  10/04/22
drop all self-references. It should be "we" or not...
disgusting institution newt
  10/04/22
Lol
Vivacious smoky ratface
  10/04/22
I am an autist and know I have to "keep relationships&q...
disgusting institution newt
  10/04/22
Thanks brother, I appreciate your trajectory and will take t...
Vivacious smoky ratface
  10/04/22
cr advice to not look autistic
Metal office
  10/04/22
Sounds like a recipe for being seen as a bitchmade beta
bronze cerebral state
  10/04/22
That's "how not to write like you have autism" 101...
Metal office
  10/04/22
I know brother. I don’t think anyone should ever use I...
bronze cerebral state
  10/04/22
(Guy who gets it!)
swashbuckling talking box office famous landscape painting
  10/04/22
"Thank."
Disrespectful aromatic gunner
  10/04/22
...
Vivacious smoky ratface
  10/04/22
not feminine enough, sounds like toxic masculinity
sadistic dead brunch
  10/04/22
They probably want more “here are the five different o...
stirring silver location sound barrier
  10/04/22
I had a partner who would scream at me every time because he...
costumed ocher immigrant organic girlfriend
  10/04/22
what was your e-mail greeting
Metal office
  10/04/22
Hi x,
costumed ocher immigrant organic girlfriend
  10/04/22
What did he want?
bronze cerebral state
  10/04/22
[Name], Hello [Name], Team, All,
Metal office
  10/04/22
This reeks of ESL tbh. I've only ever seen the outsourced te...
Metal office
  10/04/22
This wasn’t even the greeting. Everyone says Hi. 95% o...
costumed ocher immigrant organic girlfriend
  10/04/22
Just respond to the email with, "Disagree."
Cocky cruel-hearted stage
  10/04/22
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bronze cerebral state
  10/04/22
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Disrespectful aromatic gunner
  10/05/22
Use an exclamation mark after "thanks" This wil...
hateful soul-stirring forum
  10/04/22
If you don't want to come off like a fag you can hit them wi...
Metal office
  10/04/22
Thank!
Cyan Hairy Legs
  10/04/22
fuck this gay earth
Amethyst beta principal's office mother
  10/05/22
One one of the most cr things about the law is most people d...
Cyan Hairy Legs
  10/04/22
cr law is *way* better than general corpslop w/r/t the gay r...
diverse keepsake machete selfie
  10/04/22
studying plato and aristotle and kant for a decade to be tol...
mahogany codepig
  10/05/22


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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Vivacious smoky ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277348)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: bronze cerebral state

who gave you this ridiculously stupid feedback. do you work in an actual corporation? i can see writing flowery emails being necessary in that setting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277373)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Vivacious smoky ratface

Faggot "partner"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277409)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: bronze cerebral state

are we talking about internal emails or emails to the client. latter is reasonable. i once had a partner say "this guy is old school so say please let me know instead of let me know." it's so gay but that's the game. internal stuff is even gayer but i have np being polite to senior dudes or dudes who COMMAND respect. but forget some junior service partner who wants you to use salutations when writing to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277443)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Vivacious smoky ratface

Internal, I have no respect for this guy. Definitely more polite to the heavy hitters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277497)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: bronze cerebral state

LOLOL. so the guy was asking you to be more polite to HIM? what a MASSIVE BETA. you can use this to dominate him going forward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278403)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:44 PM
Author: Vivacious smoky ratface

I just want to quit and do solo shitlaw, don't want to do this gay stuff anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278765)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: Cyan Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279417)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:50 PM
Author: vibrant twinkling macaca

dont worry theyll do it for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279507)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Vivacious smoky ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45280817)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: aphrodisiac space

Using thank instead of thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277451)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: Disrespectful aromatic gunner

RAN HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278875)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Pearl nursing home

they're telling you to bill more time, dummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277452)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: cerise therapy

They want ellipses and exclamation points! Otherwise women get sad... 😢 So just write like a faggot and take 2-3x as long to compose your emails!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277475)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Vivacious smoky ratface

This is a "man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277492)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: cerise therapy

Odd! :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277498)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Dull Offensive Stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277504)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:07 PM
Author: coiffed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277517)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling talking box office famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278791)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Disrespectful aromatic gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278872)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: diverse keepsake machete selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278975)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: flesh round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279299)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Cyan Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279401)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: Unhinged gay wizard faggotry

is he though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278831)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: primrose tanning salon cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278861)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: Vivacious smoky ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278882)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Dull Offensive Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277503)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:47 PM
Author: swashbuckling talking box office famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278789)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Cyan Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279396)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Metal office

You probably write like an asshole

It’s not hard to write professionally and politely without writing like a woman. Write semi formally but without the gay exclamations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277499)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:06 PM
Author: Vivacious smoky ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277505)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: bronze cerebral state

(junior service partner requiring that emails be nicer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278412)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: mewling citrine roommate

read more Ishiguro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277500)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:49 PM
Author: disgusting institution newt

drop all self-references. It should be "we" or nothing. add a please and thank you to each email. every 5 emails write out "Thank you for all your assistance/help/aid/etc with this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278798)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:50 PM
Author: Vivacious smoky ratface

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278801)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: disgusting institution newt

I am an autist and know I have to "keep relationships".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278813)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: Vivacious smoky ratface

Thanks brother, I appreciate your trajectory and will take this to heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278818)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:03 PM
Author: Metal office

cr advice to not look autistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278911)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:15 PM
Author: bronze cerebral state

Sounds like a recipe for being seen as a bitchmade beta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279009)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Metal office

That's "how not to write like you have autism" 101. If you don't show people respect, they won't show you respect.

in my experience most people who don't write like that are either boomers who can get away with it or ESL asian/indian types

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279046)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: bronze cerebral state

I know brother. I don’t think anyone should ever use I either, we do everything as a team so it just shows that you are trying to hog the spotlight. This type of writing should just come naturally because you are a good dude. But for junior partners to *require* this type of writing on internal communication lest our associate brethren offend them is the height of faggotry. At least that’s what I thought we were taking about here. See my poa above for my thoughts on what we should be required to do on other types of emails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279161)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling talking box office famous landscape painting

(Guy who gets it!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279218)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: Disrespectful aromatic gunner

"Thank."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278877)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: Vivacious smoky ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278880)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:01 PM
Author: sadistic dead brunch

not feminine enough, sounds like toxic masculinity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278887)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: stirring silver location sound barrier

They probably want more “here are the five different options I propose considering: (1) reach out to opposing counsel to schedule a meet and confer regarding the issues we discussed during the October, 2, 2022 Telephone Conference; (2) draft a motion to compel regarding ….” type language.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278998)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:17 PM
Author: costumed ocher immigrant organic girlfriend

I had a partner who would scream at me every time because he hated my greeting in emails. I would keep doing it for a couple of years because he was the second worst person I ever met (some other sociopath partner who would manage his account was the worst) but then I eventually got bored and stopped. I realized it wasn’t worth it and who cares about this stuff in the end. When I told him I was leaving the firm this stupid faggot cried lmao. These people have a lot of problems.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279028)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: Metal office

what was your e-mail greeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279048)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:22 PM
Author: costumed ocher immigrant organic girlfriend

Hi x,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279058)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: bronze cerebral state

What did he want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279165)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: Metal office

[Name],

Hello [Name],

Team,

All,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279295)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:08 PM
Author: Metal office

This reeks of ESL tbh. I've only ever seen the outsourced team in India open with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279289)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 5:47 PM
Author: costumed ocher immigrant organic girlfriend

This wasn’t even the greeting. Everyone says Hi. 95% of the emails I get as a lawyer start with Hi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279908)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:42 PM
Author: Cocky cruel-hearted stage

Just respond to the email with, "Disagree."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279169)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: bronze cerebral state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279201)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 4:25 AM
Author: Disrespectful aromatic gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45282760)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:42 PM
Author: hateful soul-stirring forum

Use an exclamation mark after "thanks"

This will completely eliminate that perception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279172)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: Metal office

If you don't want to come off like a fag you can hit them with a:

"Thank you [Name]."

They're gonna look at that and go "holy shit, this guy knows AND acknowledges my names".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279301)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Cyan Hairy Legs

Thank!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279398)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 4:55 AM
Author: Amethyst beta principal's office mother

fuck this gay earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45282792)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Cyan Hairy Legs

One one of the most cr things about the law is most people don't interpret terse emails as having a negative tone. I hate having to flower up emails with exclamation points and smileys.

Sounds like the man is very feminine, your emails do have a bad tone, or they're looking for reasons to criticize you to build a record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279412)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: diverse keepsake machete selfie

cr law is *way* better than general corpslop w/r/t the gay rules of workplace "etiquette"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279723)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 4:33 AM
Author: mahogany codepig

studying plato and aristotle and kant for a decade to be told that your emails are too terse

lmao @ "business"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45282777)