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Just got "feedback" that my emails are too "terse" - pepper angus?

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Hot electric piazza dysfunction
  10/04/22
who gave you this ridiculously stupid feedback. do you work ...
talented milky locale clown
  10/04/22
Faggot "partner"
Hot electric piazza dysfunction
  10/04/22
are we talking about internal emails or emails to the client...
talented milky locale clown
  10/04/22
Internal, I have no respect for this guy. Definitely more po...
Hot electric piazza dysfunction
  10/04/22
LOLOL. so the guy was asking you to be more polite to HIM? w...
talented milky locale clown
  10/04/22
I just want to quit and do solo shitlaw, don't want to do th...
Hot electric piazza dysfunction
  10/04/22
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mewling saffron cumskin parlour
  10/04/22
dont worry theyll do it for you
Crawly turquoise chapel
  10/04/22
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Hot electric piazza dysfunction
  10/04/22
Using thank instead of thanks
Lavender vivacious lay ceo
  10/04/22
RAN HERE
Mind-boggling hyperventilating house
  10/04/22
they're telling you to bill more time, dummy
Carnelian cruel-hearted background story travel guidebook
  10/04/22
They want ellipses and exclamation points! Otherwise women g...
Appetizing point stock car
  10/04/22
This is a "man"
Hot electric piazza dysfunction
  10/04/22
Odd! :)
Appetizing point stock car
  10/04/22
180
histrionic smoky hell
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sepia rehab death wish
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Mind-boggling hyperventilating house
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brilliant indian lodge
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Olive property fortuitous meteor
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mewling saffron cumskin parlour
  10/04/22
is he though?
Exhilarant Vermilion Faggot Firefighter Round Eye
  10/04/22
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titillating cyan spot private investor
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Hot electric piazza dysfunction
  10/04/22
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histrionic smoky hell
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sepia rehab death wish
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mewling saffron cumskin parlour
  10/04/22
You probably write like an asshole It’s not hard to...
Razzle-dazzle Clear Locus
  10/04/22
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Hot electric piazza dysfunction
  10/04/22
(junior service partner requiring that emails be nicer)
talented milky locale clown
  10/04/22
read more Ishiguro
Flushed hairraiser hissy fit
  10/04/22
drop all self-references. It should be "we" or not...
Impertinent multi-billionaire
  10/04/22
Lol
Hot electric piazza dysfunction
  10/04/22
I am an autist and know I have to "keep relationships&q...
Impertinent multi-billionaire
  10/04/22
Thanks brother, I appreciate your trajectory and will take t...
Hot electric piazza dysfunction
  10/04/22
cr advice to not look autistic
Razzle-dazzle Clear Locus
  10/04/22
Sounds like a recipe for being seen as a bitchmade beta
talented milky locale clown
  10/04/22
That's "how not to write like you have autism" 101...
Razzle-dazzle Clear Locus
  10/04/22
I know brother. I don’t think anyone should ever use I...
talented milky locale clown
  10/04/22
(Guy who gets it!)
sepia rehab death wish
  10/04/22
"Thank."
Mind-boggling hyperventilating house
  10/04/22
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Hot electric piazza dysfunction
  10/04/22
not feminine enough, sounds like toxic masculinity
floppy skinny woman reading party
  10/04/22
They probably want more “here are the five different o...
maniacal violent mad-dog skullcap goal in life
  10/04/22
I had a partner who would scream at me every time because he...
adventurous cruise ship dopamine
  10/04/22
what was your e-mail greeting
Razzle-dazzle Clear Locus
  10/04/22
Hi x,
adventurous cruise ship dopamine
  10/04/22
What did he want?
talented milky locale clown
  10/04/22
[Name], Hello [Name], Team, All,
Razzle-dazzle Clear Locus
  10/04/22
This reeks of ESL tbh. I've only ever seen the outsourced te...
Razzle-dazzle Clear Locus
  10/04/22
This wasn’t even the greeting. Everyone says Hi. 95% o...
adventurous cruise ship dopamine
  10/04/22
Just respond to the email with, "Disagree."
Garnet disturbing garrison
  10/04/22
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talented milky locale clown
  10/04/22
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Mind-boggling hyperventilating house
  10/05/22
Use an exclamation mark after "thanks" This wil...
Lime frum university immigrant
  10/04/22
If you don't want to come off like a fag you can hit them wi...
Razzle-dazzle Clear Locus
  10/04/22
Thank!
mewling saffron cumskin parlour
  10/04/22
fuck this gay earth
Racy Range
  10/05/22
One one of the most cr things about the law is most people d...
mewling saffron cumskin parlour
  10/04/22
cr law is *way* better than general corpslop w/r/t the gay r...
brilliant indian lodge
  10/04/22
studying plato and aristotle and kant for a decade to be tol...
Marvelous Topaz Pistol Son Of Senegal
  10/05/22


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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Hot electric piazza dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277348)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: talented milky locale clown

who gave you this ridiculously stupid feedback. do you work in an actual corporation? i can see writing flowery emails being necessary in that setting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277373)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Hot electric piazza dysfunction

Faggot "partner"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277409)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: talented milky locale clown

are we talking about internal emails or emails to the client. latter is reasonable. i once had a partner say "this guy is old school so say please let me know instead of let me know." it's so gay but that's the game. internal stuff is even gayer but i have np being polite to senior dudes or dudes who COMMAND respect. but forget some junior service partner who wants you to use salutations when writing to him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277443)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Hot electric piazza dysfunction

Internal, I have no respect for this guy. Definitely more polite to the heavy hitters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277497)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: talented milky locale clown

LOLOL. so the guy was asking you to be more polite to HIM? what a MASSIVE BETA. you can use this to dominate him going forward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278403)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:44 PM
Author: Hot electric piazza dysfunction

I just want to quit and do solo shitlaw, don't want to do this gay stuff anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278765)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: mewling saffron cumskin parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279417)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:50 PM
Author: Crawly turquoise chapel

dont worry theyll do it for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279507)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Hot electric piazza dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45280817)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Lavender vivacious lay ceo

Using thank instead of thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277451)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hyperventilating house

RAN HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278875)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Carnelian cruel-hearted background story travel guidebook

they're telling you to bill more time, dummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277452)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: Appetizing point stock car

They want ellipses and exclamation points! Otherwise women get sad... 😢 So just write like a faggot and take 2-3x as long to compose your emails!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277475)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Hot electric piazza dysfunction

This is a "man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277492)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Appetizing point stock car

Odd! :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277498)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: histrionic smoky hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277504)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:07 PM
Author: autistic arousing boistinker athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277517)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:47 PM
Author: sepia rehab death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278791)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hyperventilating house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278872)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: brilliant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278975)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: Olive property fortuitous meteor



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: mewling saffron cumskin parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279401)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant Vermilion Faggot Firefighter Round Eye

is he though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278831)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: titillating cyan spot private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278861)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: Hot electric piazza dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278882)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: histrionic smoky hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277503)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:47 PM
Author: sepia rehab death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278789)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: mewling saffron cumskin parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279396)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Clear Locus

You probably write like an asshole

It’s not hard to write professionally and politely without writing like a woman. Write semi formally but without the gay exclamations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277499)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:06 PM
Author: Hot electric piazza dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277505)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: talented milky locale clown

(junior service partner requiring that emails be nicer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278412)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Flushed hairraiser hissy fit

read more Ishiguro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45277500)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:49 PM
Author: Impertinent multi-billionaire

drop all self-references. It should be "we" or nothing. add a please and thank you to each email. every 5 emails write out "Thank you for all your assistance/help/aid/etc with this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278798)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:50 PM
Author: Hot electric piazza dysfunction

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278801)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: Impertinent multi-billionaire

I am an autist and know I have to "keep relationships".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278813)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: Hot electric piazza dysfunction

Thanks brother, I appreciate your trajectory and will take this to heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278818)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Clear Locus

cr advice to not look autistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278911)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:15 PM
Author: talented milky locale clown

Sounds like a recipe for being seen as a bitchmade beta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279009)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Clear Locus

That's "how not to write like you have autism" 101. If you don't show people respect, they won't show you respect.

in my experience most people who don't write like that are either boomers who can get away with it or ESL asian/indian types

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279046)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: talented milky locale clown

I know brother. I don’t think anyone should ever use I either, we do everything as a team so it just shows that you are trying to hog the spotlight. This type of writing should just come naturally because you are a good dude. But for junior partners to *require* this type of writing on internal communication lest our associate brethren offend them is the height of faggotry. At least that’s what I thought we were taking about here. See my poa above for my thoughts on what we should be required to do on other types of emails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279161)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: sepia rehab death wish

(Guy who gets it!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279218)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hyperventilating house

"Thank."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278877)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: Hot electric piazza dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278880)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:01 PM
Author: floppy skinny woman reading party

not feminine enough, sounds like toxic masculinity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278887)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: maniacal violent mad-dog skullcap goal in life

They probably want more “here are the five different options I propose considering: (1) reach out to opposing counsel to schedule a meet and confer regarding the issues we discussed during the October, 2, 2022 Telephone Conference; (2) draft a motion to compel regarding ….” type language.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45278998)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:17 PM
Author: adventurous cruise ship dopamine

I had a partner who would scream at me every time because he hated my greeting in emails. I would keep doing it for a couple of years because he was the second worst person I ever met (some other sociopath partner who would manage his account was the worst) but then I eventually got bored and stopped. I realized it wasn’t worth it and who cares about this stuff in the end. When I told him I was leaving the firm this stupid faggot cried lmao. These people have a lot of problems.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279028)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Clear Locus

what was your e-mail greeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279048)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:22 PM
Author: adventurous cruise ship dopamine

Hi x,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279058)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: talented milky locale clown

What did he want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279165)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Clear Locus

[Name],

Hello [Name],

Team,

All,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279295)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Clear Locus

This reeks of ESL tbh. I've only ever seen the outsourced team in India open with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279289)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 5:47 PM
Author: adventurous cruise ship dopamine

This wasn’t even the greeting. Everyone says Hi. 95% of the emails I get as a lawyer start with Hi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279908)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:42 PM
Author: Garnet disturbing garrison

Just respond to the email with, "Disagree."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279169)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: talented milky locale clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279201)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 4:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling hyperventilating house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45282760)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:42 PM
Author: Lime frum university immigrant

Use an exclamation mark after "thanks"

This will completely eliminate that perception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279172)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Clear Locus

If you don't want to come off like a fag you can hit them with a:

"Thank you [Name]."

They're gonna look at that and go "holy shit, this guy knows AND acknowledges my names".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279301)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: mewling saffron cumskin parlour

Thank!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279398)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 4:55 AM
Author: Racy Range

fuck this gay earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45282792)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: mewling saffron cumskin parlour

One one of the most cr things about the law is most people don't interpret terse emails as having a negative tone. I hate having to flower up emails with exclamation points and smileys.

Sounds like the man is very feminine, your emails do have a bad tone, or they're looking for reasons to criticize you to build a record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279412)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: brilliant indian lodge

cr law is *way* better than general corpslop w/r/t the gay rules of workplace "etiquette"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45279723)



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Date: October 5th, 2022 4:33 AM
Author: Marvelous Topaz Pistol Son Of Senegal

studying plato and aristotle and kant for a decade to be told that your emails are too terse

lmao @ "business"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5205350&forum_id=2#45282777)