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rate this Gen Z cuck's wedding speech (TikTok)

https://twitter.com/xbtGBH/status/1577763617646252049
Curious theater selfie
  10/07/22
jfc
Electric Brunch Quadroon
  10/07/22
Lol
frozen pale heaven boiling water
  10/07/22
The voice too. I was on a commuter train yesterday trying to...
frozen pale heaven boiling water
  10/07/22
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High-end Comical Business Firm
  10/07/22
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Turquoise violent step-uncle's house indirect expression
  10/07/22
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unhinged ticket booth double fault
  10/07/22
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Boyish maniacal rigor
  10/07/22
i went to one where at the rehersal dinner a bridesmaid said...
know-it-all multi-billionaire half-breed
  10/07/22
Lol at this. Nobody at a rehearsal/wedding reception wants...
splenetic red headpube international law enforcement agency
  10/07/22
"like how slow the valet line was at the ceremony or ho...
Mentally impaired sanctuary ceo
  10/07/22
I cannot stand slow valet lines my dude. It’s the wors...
splenetic red headpube international law enforcement agency
  10/07/22
Ok but that would make for a very aspie wedding speech. It S...
Mentally impaired sanctuary ceo
  10/07/22
You can make it personal and heartfelt without telling silly...
splenetic red headpube international law enforcement agency
  10/07/22
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Cowardly Ape
  10/07/22
...
insecure crawly keepsake machete
  10/07/22
lol
Boyish maniacal rigor
  10/07/22
i've sat through way, way, way worse
Flushed fanboi
  10/07/22
...
charcoal crusty mental disorder
  10/08/22
lol yeah that's definitely what people love at weddings. Som...
Mentally impaired sanctuary ceo
  10/07/22
this is already better than most, but you really should hit ...
light outnumbered trust fund
  10/07/22
you don't want to hammer one group too hard. better to pivot...
Floppy aqua prole
  10/07/22
(underrated)
Excitant ultramarine dingle berry state
  10/09/22
Smart move criticizing the wedding, bride will love that. LM...
Lascivious Feces Home
  10/09/22
Now that I know what you look like, this is even funnier. ...
iridescent mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/22
I don’t understand what this means
splenetic red headpube international law enforcement agency
  10/09/22
...
insecure crawly keepsake machete
  10/07/22
those are millennials, gen-z would be the two guys getting m...
Rusted Whorehouse Hairy Legs
  10/07/22
, while doing standing 69s with the “bride’s&rdq...
Excitant ultramarine dingle berry state
  10/07/22
Lmao at the arm flab, the whopping, the hollering No Europe...
charcoal crusty mental disorder
  10/07/22
yeah arm flab was first thing I noticed, with that Arsenio H...
Passionate canary library
  10/07/22
Yeah, what a turnoff
Boyish maniacal rigor
  10/07/22
she starts banging her pussy
iridescent mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/22
Dude has gay voice.
Aphrodisiac jet space elastic band
  10/07/22
He's defending his PhD dissertation, actually.
slippery incel alpha
  10/07/22
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insecure crawly keepsake machete
  10/07/22
...
naked lay karate
  10/07/22
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Brilliant Chapel
  10/07/22
I've heard old timers call this time the golden age of divor...
Soul-stirring Queen Of The Night Patrolman
  10/07/22
holy shit thats bleak
Passionate canary library
  10/07/22
Modern society does nothing but extract resources and hurt t...
Soul-stirring Queen Of The Night Patrolman
  10/07/22
look I said it was bleak, not that it was inaccurate
Passionate canary library
  10/07/22
fair
Soul-stirring Queen Of The Night Patrolman
  10/07/22
...
Cordovan public bath
  10/08/22
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cerebral henna wrinkle
  10/07/22
Real divorce stats are hard to find, most of the stats float...
Soul-stirring Queen Of The Night Patrolman
  10/07/22
...
cerebral henna wrinkle
  10/07/22
How’s that possible? I thought the golden age of divor...
Lascivious Feces Home
  10/09/22
Based on the reaction, would guess she sucked and fucked at ...
Cruel-hearted cruise ship foreskin
  10/07/22
...
Swashbuckling Frum Principal's Office Mother
  10/07/22
The fuckin whites
Swashbuckling Frum Principal's Office Mother
  10/07/22
She's obviously hot but the hootin and hollerin is a turnoff...
vigorous chest-beating stead
  10/07/22
shes sewage
Dark sexy box office jewess
  10/07/22
cr, and she's only gonna get worse. a LOT worse. hubby is an...
Curious theater selfie
  10/07/22
Her peak is 8.5 which she is now. She'll pass on her genes t...
vigorous chest-beating stead
  10/07/22
lol this is not an 8.5, my friend
bonkers sienna useless brakes
  10/07/22
...
Dark sexy box office jewess
  10/07/22
not sure it's even 6.5
Curious theater selfie
  10/07/22
...
insecure crawly keepsake machete
  10/07/22
lol bro
Electric Brunch Quadroon
  10/07/22
...
Brilliant Chapel
  10/07/22
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pearl house
  10/07/22
...
frozen pale heaven boiling water
  10/07/22
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Umber angry coffee pot
  10/07/22
...
iridescent mad-dog skullcap
  10/09/22
(guy who lives in San Francisco)
Orchid low-t trump supporter
  10/07/22
All these years I thought Johnsmeyer was flame. All those w...
Sepia really tough guy institution
  10/07/22
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Mischievous gay death wish
  10/07/22
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Passionate canary library
  10/07/22
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naked lay karate
  10/07/22
It gets better https://www.instagram.com/p/CjYBQxoPcgb/?h...
trip violet temple
  10/07/22
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Sepia really tough guy institution
  10/07/22
I do not like the "first look" trend. Get his reac...
Mentally impaired sanctuary ceo
  10/07/22
Who cares, the groom's reaction had meaning, if ever, when w...
Boyish maniacal rigor
  10/07/22
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Magenta Haunted Graveyard
  10/07/22
...
charcoal crusty mental disorder
  10/08/22
that dude is deep on the spectrum
federal wild dragon
  10/07/22
God, save this man
Soul-stirring Queen Of The Night Patrolman
  10/07/22
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irradiated crackhouse cumskin
  10/09/22
How much longer for that meteor?
Electric Brunch Quadroon
  10/07/22
He called his bride “bro” on their wedding day
naked lay karate
  10/07/22
She is taking advantage of a disabled man.
Electric Brunch Quadroon
  10/08/22
this is like an excerpt from a real life johnsmeyer post
Dashing hospital
  10/07/22
5'9 with lifts, racked by the moans of his former girlfriend...
Mischievous gay death wish
  10/07/22
Well unfortunately in my case I would have been the guy who ...
frozen pale heaven boiling water
  10/08/22
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Flatulent primrose meetinghouse faggotry
  10/07/22
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Self-centered parlor
  10/07/22
LOL. Went to a wedding once in which the groom and many of t...
Fear-inspiring chrome circlehead address
  10/07/22
That’s funny and awkward but I think the video shared ...
Electric Brunch Quadroon
  10/07/22
JM here safely I look a lot more like the best man and my wi...
frozen pale heaven boiling water
  10/07/22
Agree this video is worse - totally cringeworthy.
Fear-inspiring chrome circlehead address
  10/08/22
wtf, would smash the bride though, even with the donkey holl...
Brilliant Chapel
  10/07/22
^^^ *a bunch of 40-something overweight baldmos enraged a...
Hideous olive national
  10/07/22
...
Brilliant Chapel
  10/07/22
We’re cringing because he is jestermaxxing. You don&rs...
Electric Brunch Quadroon
  10/07/22
???
Brilliant Chapel
  10/07/22
I don't even know what that word means man
Hideous olive national
  10/07/22
https://incels.wiki/images/9/97/Jestermaxx_meme.jpg
Electric Brunch Quadroon
  10/07/22
Young?
naked lay karate
  10/07/22
Compared to us.
Hideous olive national
  10/07/22
...
Self-centered parlor
  10/08/22
I have hair and I am younger than 40.
insecure crawly keepsake machete
  10/08/22
you're a literal fucking cuck 🫵😂
Rusted Whorehouse Hairy Legs
  10/09/22
Very weird observation: look at the people in the crowd
frozen pale heaven boiling water
  10/07/22
Here’s part 2: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjYjL0eJ...
Lascivious Feces Home
  10/09/22
LOL @ the groom's glance at the bride before deciding how to...
vibrant citrine office toaster
  10/09/22
cr, all just very strange. it must've come up at some point...
Flatulent primrose meetinghouse faggotry
  10/09/22
he was looking to see if he should go full on will smith
Very tactful buff plaza
  10/09/22


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Date: October 7th, 2022 4:29 AM
Author: Curious theater selfie

https://twitter.com/xbtGBH/status/1577763617646252049

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294115)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 7:55 AM
Author: Electric Brunch Quadroon

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294299)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 7:59 AM
Author: frozen pale heaven boiling water

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294305)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:01 AM
Author: frozen pale heaven boiling water

The voice too. I was on a commuter train yesterday trying to get some shut eye and this angry black dude was screaming on the phone for 40 minutes about some guy jipped him out of $10 on Apple Pay. Usually I get pissed when people are on the phone on the train but for some reason I was relieved to hear an angry manly voice for once, not this white liberal uptalk that’s become the norm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294308)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:05 AM
Author: High-end Comical Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294314)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:37 AM
Author: Turquoise violent step-uncle's house indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294374)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: unhinged ticket booth double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294455)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:56 AM
Author: Boyish maniacal rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295137)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: know-it-all multi-billionaire half-breed

i went to one where at the rehersal dinner a bridesmaid said "x had given up on dating but then she met y". they met at like 30

i went to a few more where bridesmaids would get up and talk about the brides dating history and lack of luck in dating. it made me want to vomit but it almost became standard for millennials.

for a fucking MAN to do it? holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294310)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 10:38 AM
Author: splenetic red headpube international law enforcement agency

Lol at this.

Nobody at a rehearsal/wedding reception wants to hear a long winded personal anecdote. You keep your toast short, general, and if you tell an anecdote it’s something that everyone can relate to, like how slow the valet line was at the ceremony or how long the trip to get to the wedding.

I cannot stand when people stand up there and tell some story about being in school or whatever with the bride and groom. Most of the time it is not well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294765)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: Mentally impaired sanctuary ceo

"like how slow the valet line was at the ceremony or how long the trip to get to the wedding."

I like you, my dude, but please tell me you're joking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295054)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: splenetic red headpube international law enforcement agency

I cannot stand slow valet lines my dude. It’s the worst part about the valet. When I am ready to go, I want to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295063)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Mentally impaired sanctuary ceo

Ok but that would make for a very aspie wedding speech. It SHOULD be personal. Otherwise why are you giving a speech? Have some random cousin do it if you just want someone to say "how about this weather, huh?! To the bride and groom!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295087)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: splenetic red headpube international law enforcement agency

You can make it personal and heartfelt without telling silly anecdotes that turn people off.

For example:

Hi folks, I’m X, the best man. You might have seen me up at the front during the ceremony. That was a beautiful ceremony. Everything except for the valet. Did anyone else notice that? Valet was moving like molasses in wintertime. I timed him. He took 9 minutes to bring my Toyota around.

But you know what didn’t take 9 minutes? Not even 9 seconds? It was when [groom] asked me to be his best man.

You see we go way back. 20 years. That’s 250 months. 500 fortnights.

And in all that time, I’ve known to be a great person/have great character traits.

[to the bride], [groom] is the best man I know. And I know that together the two of you will be strong enough to weather whatever may come.

Congratulations to you both!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295147)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 2:12 PM
Author: Cowardly Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295792)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: insecure crawly keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295962)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 2:45 PM
Author: Boyish maniacal rigor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295972)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:22 PM
Author: Flushed fanboi

i've sat through way, way, way worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297674)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 3:45 AM
Author: charcoal crusty mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45299098)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 3:04 PM
Author: Mentally impaired sanctuary ceo

lol yeah that's definitely what people love at weddings. Something completely aspie and personal. Wow, how interesting that you TIMED the valet lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45296071)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:18 PM
Author: light outnumbered trust fund

this is already better than most, but you really should hit the valet issue a little harder. maybe a comparison of that 9 minute wait to the average time in the venue’s locality (with standard deviations) and the trend of those figures over the past 10-20 years? you could also do a tayloristic digression on their workflow efficiency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297659)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: Floppy aqua prole

you don't want to hammer one group too hard. better to pivot to the catering staff, especially if some are present in the room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297893)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: Excitant ultramarine dingle berry state

(underrated)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45304182)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 7:10 AM
Author: Lascivious Feces Home

Smart move criticizing the wedding, bride will love that. LMFAO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45303546)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 7:14 AM
Author: iridescent mad-dog skullcap

Now that I know what you look like, this is even funnier.

This is a terrible speech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45303551)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 7:44 AM
Author: splenetic red headpube international law enforcement agency

I don’t understand what this means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45303568)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 2:42 PM
Author: insecure crawly keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295959)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:08 AM
Author: Rusted Whorehouse Hairy Legs

those are millennials, gen-z would be the two guys getting married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294320)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Excitant ultramarine dingle berry state

, while doing standing 69s with the “bride’s” dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294356)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:26 AM
Author: charcoal crusty mental disorder

Lmao at the arm flab, the whopping, the hollering

No European girl would ever present herself like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294344)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 9:49 AM
Author: Passionate canary library

yeah arm flab was first thing I noticed, with that Arsenio Hall arm whoop? dreadful

no way these are Gen Z (under 25) though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294550)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 10:26 AM
Author: Boyish maniacal rigor

Yeah, what a turnoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294710)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 7:15 AM
Author: iridescent mad-dog skullcap

she starts banging her pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45303553)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac jet space elastic band

Dude has gay voice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294355)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 9:18 AM
Author: slippery incel alpha

He's defending his PhD dissertation, actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294469)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 2:43 PM
Author: insecure crawly keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295963)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 7:48 PM
Author: naked lay karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297532)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:03 PM
Author: Brilliant Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297600)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 9:53 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Queen Of The Night Patrolman

I've heard old timers call this time the golden age of divorce. This stuff pays for my kids private school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294562)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 9:55 AM
Author: Passionate canary library

holy shit thats bleak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294567)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 9:57 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Queen Of The Night Patrolman

Modern society does nothing but extract resources and hurt the people who participate in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294576)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 9:58 AM
Author: Passionate canary library

look I said it was bleak, not that it was inaccurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294581)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 10:00 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Queen Of The Night Patrolman

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294590)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 1:19 AM
Author: Cordovan public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45298844)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 10:59 AM
Author: cerebral henna wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294867)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:55 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Queen Of The Night Patrolman

Real divorce stats are hard to find, most of the stats floating around are bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295128)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 7:31 PM
Author: cerebral henna wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297458)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 7:14 AM
Author: Lascivious Feces Home

How’s that possible? I thought the golden age of divorce was the late 70’s/early 80s?

Now, fewer people even get married at all, so you’re starting with a smaller pool.

I’m in my late 30s and I know like 2 people who have been divorced in the past 10 years out of 100+ married friends, former classmates, work colleagues, etc. But maybe rural proles are still getting divorced?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45303552)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted cruise ship foreskin

Based on the reaction, would guess she sucked and fucked at least a dozen or more men in the crowd. So empowering. So brave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294593)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Frum Principal's Office Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294621)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 10:06 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Frum Principal's Office Mother

The fuckin whites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294618)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: vigorous chest-beating stead

She's obviously hot but the hootin and hollerin is a turnoff tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294747)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 10:47 AM
Author: Dark sexy box office jewess

shes sewage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294796)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 10:48 AM
Author: Curious theater selfie

cr, and she's only gonna get worse. a LOT worse. hubby is an idiot settling down with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294800)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 10:49 AM
Author: vigorous chest-beating stead

Her peak is 8.5 which she is now. She'll pass on her genes to his kids which is a good deal for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294812)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 10:58 AM
Author: bonkers sienna useless brakes

lol this is not an 8.5, my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294855)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:06 AM
Author: Dark sexy box office jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294897)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:07 AM
Author: Curious theater selfie

not sure it's even 6.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294908)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 2:44 PM
Author: insecure crawly keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295969)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Electric Brunch Quadroon

lol bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45296016)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:04 PM
Author: Brilliant Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297603)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: pearl house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297605)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 9:11 PM
Author: frozen pale heaven boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297869)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:32 PM
Author: Umber angry coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45298454)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 7:13 AM
Author: iridescent mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45303550)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Orchid low-t trump supporter

(guy who lives in San Francisco)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295090)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: Sepia really tough guy institution

All these years I thought Johnsmeyer was flame. All those wedding stories were true?

JFC JFC JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294916)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:44 AM
Author: Mischievous gay death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295060)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Passionate canary library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295153)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 7:49 PM
Author: naked lay karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297536)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:11 AM
Author: trip violet temple

It gets better

https://www.instagram.com/p/CjYBQxoPcgb/?hl=en

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294929)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:18 AM
Author: Sepia really tough guy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45294964)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:45 AM
Author: Mentally impaired sanctuary ceo

I do not like the "first look" trend. Get his reaction at the altar, not before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295061)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Boyish maniacal rigor

Who cares, the groom's reaction had meaning, if ever, when women dressed modestly and saved themselves for marriage, at no time ever was this tradition intended for 32 yo shrews with a triple digit body count who you Eiffel Tower'd the night before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295081)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: Magenta Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297876)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 10:19 AM
Author: charcoal crusty mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45299625)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: federal wild dragon

that dude is deep on the spectrum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295067)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 12:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Queen Of The Night Patrolman

God, save this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295246)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 7:35 AM
Author: irradiated crackhouse cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45303561)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author: Electric Brunch Quadroon

How much longer for that meteor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45296037)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 7:50 PM
Author: naked lay karate

He called his bride “bro” on their wedding day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297541)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: Electric Brunch Quadroon

She is taking advantage of a disabled man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45299707)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: Dashing hospital

this is like an excerpt from a real life johnsmeyer post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295006)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Mischievous gay death wish

5'9 with lifts, racked by the moans of his former girlfriend, watching ugly 6'4 guy take his girl and is still laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295065)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: frozen pale heaven boiling water

Well unfortunately in my case I would have been the guy who ended up marrying her.

I’m sure there was some overlap here too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45299821)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 2:08 PM
Author: Flatulent primrose meetinghouse faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295774)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: Self-centered parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297875)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring chrome circlehead address

LOL. Went to a wedding once in which the groom and many of the guests were undertakers. Priest (former undertaker) started out by saying, "A wedding is a lot like a funeral."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45295072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 7:27 PM
Author: Electric Brunch Quadroon

That’s funny and awkward but I think the video shared is worse. Imagine your best man putting his penis inside of your wife, repeatedly. And emasculating you at your wedding while your shrew wife jeers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297435)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 9:08 PM
Author: frozen pale heaven boiling water

JM here safely I look a lot more like the best man and my wife’s “guy” I guess is more like the groom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297862)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 10:44 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring chrome circlehead address

Agree this video is worse - totally cringeworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45299664)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:06 PM
Author: Brilliant Chapel

wtf, would smash the bride though, even with the donkey holler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297608)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:14 PM
Author: Hideous olive national

^^^

*a bunch of 40-something overweight baldmos enraged at seeing happy young people*

*typical Friday evening on xo the website*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297637)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:15 PM
Author: Brilliant Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297644)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:16 PM
Author: Electric Brunch Quadroon

We’re cringing because he is jestermaxxing. You don’t get it, do you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297648)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:16 PM
Author: Brilliant Chapel

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297653)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:17 PM
Author: Hideous olive national

I don't even know what that word means man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297655)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 9:00 PM
Author: Electric Brunch Quadroon

https://incels.wiki/images/9/97/Jestermaxx_meme.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297839)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:16 PM
Author: naked lay karate

Young?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297650)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 8:17 PM
Author: Hideous olive national

Compared to us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297657)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 11:33 AM
Author: Self-centered parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45299790)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: insecure crawly keepsake machete

I have hair and I am younger than 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45299771)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Rusted Whorehouse Hairy Legs

you're a literal fucking cuck 🫵😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45303781)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: frozen pale heaven boiling water

Very weird observation: look at the people in the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45297847)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 7:32 AM
Author: Lascivious Feces Home

Here’s part 2: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjYjL0eJXqH/

It sounds like the bride and groom were dating long distance in college, so the bride must have been dating the best man either earlier in college or possibly in high school? Either way, crazy to pick a best man who dated the bride at all, and nuts for the guy to mention it during his speech.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45303560)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 10:02 AM
Author: vibrant citrine office toaster

LOL @ the groom's glance at the bride before deciding how to react.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45303777)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 11:40 AM
Author: Flatulent primrose meetinghouse faggotry

cr, all just very strange. it must've come up at some point when they were talking about wedding toasts ... but hey, maybe it's tough to keep them all straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45304072)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 12:42 PM
Author: Very tactful buff plaza

he was looking to see if he should go full on will smith

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207529&forum_id=2#45304300)