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Got caught in a really embarrassing lie at work

Lied and said I played a sport for a specific school. Very l...
Curious sadistic abode
  11/29/22
Are we talking like varsity soccer at UCLA?
brass telephone
  11/29/22
a friend of a friend did this and I never called him out on ...
supple french national nowag
  11/29/22
it's not a lie if YOU believe it
histrionic party of the first part
  11/29/22
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Curious sadistic abode
  11/29/22
Is this like polo at Suffolk or something
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  11/29/22
How did you get caught? Nobody said anything
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  11/29/22
how was the vandy diving team?
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  11/29/22
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Vivacious Point
  11/30/22
Just say you changed your name after college for a very pers...
Excitant space organic girlfriend
  11/29/22
"if you must know, one of my dads... he..." *weeps...
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  11/29/22
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  11/29/22
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  11/29/22
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  11/30/22
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  11/30/22
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  03/07/23
"Just say you changed your [gender identity] after coll...
cowardly dragon
  11/30/22
this is easy, claim to be a tranny and act aghast about bein...
Olive learning disabled shrine
  11/29/22
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Hyperactive base wagecucks
  11/29/22
In 2022, it's acceptable to speak "your truth"
Talented outnumbered garrison
  11/29/22
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Hyperactive base wagecucks
  11/29/22
easy solution to this get a buddy to make a Wikipedia page ...
bistre parlor dysfunction
  11/29/22
You seem unfamiliar with the degree of autism among wiki edi...
Rambunctious Menage
  11/30/22
not to mention the deleted page with NOTE: no sources/unveri...
Bearded station double fault
  11/30/22
this new hire played the same sport? any chance for you to ...
ruby startled church building
  11/29/22
Guess I can say club but now that’s embarrassing or do...
Curious sadistic abode
  11/29/22
Bro who actually played intercollegiate sports in college he...
topaz death wish
  11/29/22
If he calls you out just accuse HIM of lying.
Motley yapping gas station trust fund
  11/29/22
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Embarrassed to the bone floppy locale azn
  11/29/22
Costanza-esque
histrionic party of the first part
  11/30/22
just say u were technically a walk-on on the practice squad ...
Thirsty multi-colored alpha office
  11/30/22
This ding ding. This is actually the true story.
Curious sadistic abode
  11/30/22
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cream mind-boggling location
  11/30/22
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Curious sadistic abode
  11/30/22
tell HR he said a racist/sexist comment in front of you
Heady ocher area
  11/30/22
Sounds like you havent been caught
cyan dashing dilemma
  11/30/22
Romans 6:23. My advice: your fear is that you're going to...
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  11/30/22
Indian dude in college claimed he was recruited by Duke for ...
Honey-headed Sanctuary
  11/30/22
Meh that’s a little more common than “I was on t...
Curious sadistic abode
  11/30/22
not jm, U523 Nole
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  11/30/22
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Vivacious Point
  11/30/22
Nah my name is Nole (pronounced No-Lay).
Curious sadistic abode
  11/30/22
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provocative insane state
  03/07/23
why do men consistently tell verifiable lies? seems retarded
Bearded station double fault
  11/30/22
Explain
Curious sadistic abode
  12/01/22


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Date: November 29th, 2022 6:55 PM
Author: Curious sadistic abode

Lied and said I played a sport for a specific school. Very large university and not a main sport but big enough that it was impressive. Pretty much Was talked about for years and people gave me props for being a great athlete.

Well they hired a guy from a school in our conference who would have played the exact years that i played. It hasn’t come up yet but I want to vomit each day I see him that I’m gonna get caught in a lie. I change the subject whenever the sport comes up and I stopped wearing all my college gear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560608)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: brass telephone

Are we talking like varsity soccer at UCLA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560614)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: supple french national nowag

a friend of a friend did this and I never called him out on it

said he played a major sport at a pretty well known school in the 90s for years but there's no record of him playing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560617)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 7:10 PM
Author: histrionic party of the first part

it's not a lie if YOU believe it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560652)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 7:38 PM
Author: Curious sadistic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560720)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 7:39 PM
Author: orchid prole tattoo

Is this like polo at Suffolk or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560723)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 7:40 PM
Author: bisexual clown nursing home

How did you get caught? Nobody said anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560727)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 7:41 PM
Author: poppy temple gaping

how was the vandy diving team?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560731)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 6:14 PM
Author: Vivacious Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45565759)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: Excitant space organic girlfriend

Just say you changed your name after college for a very personal reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560746)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 7:49 PM
Author: poppy temple gaping

"if you must know, one of my dads... he..." *weeps*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560766)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: Hyperactive base wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560782)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: Excitant space organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560794)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 5:14 AM
Author: Elite aggressive friendly grandma black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45562539)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hideous hall headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45565745)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 6:31 AM
Author: stirring lime meetinghouse roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#46019276)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: cowardly dragon

"Just say you changed your [gender identity] after college for a very personal reason"

FTFY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45565777)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 7:46 PM
Author: Olive learning disabled shrine

this is easy, claim to be a tranny and act aghast about being "deadnamed" if you are called on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560756)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: Hyperactive base wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560783)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 7:49 PM
Author: Talented outnumbered garrison

In 2022, it's acceptable to speak "your truth"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560767)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: Hyperactive base wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560784)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 7:52 PM
Author: bistre parlor dysfunction

easy solution to this

get a buddy to make a Wikipedia page about you that only covers your collegiate career and birthplace etc. vague but plausible details.

no one googling you will check anything else after they see the wikipedia. load the wiki with phantom links to news stories about the team that don’t actually mention you but mention the position. boom. guy will start to feel embarrassed and assume he’s misremembering and probably be too embarrassed to even bring it up himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560780)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: Rambunctious Menage

You seem unfamiliar with the degree of autism among wiki editors. This page will 100% be taken down and if you repost they will launch a campaign to destroy you. And they will know your real name and embarrassing lie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45563899)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: Bearded station double fault

not to mention the deleted page with NOTE: no sources/unverifiable information or something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45565760)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:22 PM
Author: ruby startled church building

this new hire played the same sport? any chance for you to be like oh i meant i played intramurals or club or whatever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560908)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:23 PM
Author: Curious sadistic abode

Guess I can say club but now that’s embarrassing or does no one care or give a fuck? It was allergy 20 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45561210)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: topaz death wish

Bro who actually played intercollegiate sports in college here, sup? (Just freshman year though)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45560921)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: Motley yapping gas station trust fund

If he calls you out just accuse HIM of lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45561228)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone floppy locale azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45561243)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 3:49 AM
Author: histrionic party of the first part

Costanza-esque

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45562489)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 3:57 AM
Author: Thirsty multi-colored alpha office

just say u were technically a walk-on on the practice squad so u never officially dressed for a game or say u actually played on the club team and it somehow got exaggerated as varsity thru the re-sharing of the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45562495)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 4:54 AM
Author: Curious sadistic abode

This ding ding. This is actually the true story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45562520)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 9:32 AM
Author: cream mind-boggling location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45562967)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 9:29 AM
Author: Curious sadistic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45562947)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 9:34 AM
Author: Heady ocher area

tell HR he said a racist/sexist comment in front of you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45562979)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 9:37 AM
Author: cyan dashing dilemma

Sounds like you havent been caught

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45562992)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 9:40 AM
Author: Translucent Fragrant Cuckoldry

Romans 6:23.

My advice: your fear is that you're going to be "found out" and people will learn of your poor character. Accept that everyone has poor character, and come up with a plan to own up to your mistake. Something like, "yeah I really wanted this job and I got sucked into this lie, it's terrible but I'm glad it came out as I felt horrible having to continue to cover for it. I'm sorry and I know you will judge me poorly for this but I hope that I can earn back your trust."

The advice to double down on the lie is terrible. If he walked on, or was only a member of a team for a little while, there are still countless ways he could be called out on it. Little things like the names of coaches, locations of team practices & meetings, etc. etc. will get you. Also, even in a big sport like football where there are 130+ guys on the team, everyone knew each other, I remember guys who were only on the team for a few weeks. If anything, those outliers are notable because they sucked and got dusted to the real players delight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45563010)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Honey-headed Sanctuary

Indian dude in college claimed he was recruited by Duke for basketball. He claimed this 4 years straight. Never saw him bounce a ball one time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45563037)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: Curious sadistic abode

Meh that’s a little more common than “I was on the team.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45565742)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: charismatic tanning salon deer antler

not jm, U523 Nole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45565748)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: Vivacious Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45565764)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 6:20 PM
Author: Curious sadistic abode

Nah my name is Nole (pronounced No-Lay).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45565782)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 6:46 AM
Author: provocative insane state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#46019289)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 6:13 PM
Author: Bearded station double fault

why do men consistently tell verifiable lies? seems retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45565752)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 9:48 AM
Author: Curious sadistic abode

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244180&forum_id=2#45567893)