Soccermos: Why are they all so afraid to fucking SHOOT?
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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:25 PM Author: mewling clear whorehouse
I don't even think they try to make the ball go in the goal. It's more about the exhibition of their own athleticism on some level. So many of the shots on goal go high af bc they're just trying to kick it gallantly moreso than trying to score a goal.
Someday there will be a Steph Curry-esque revolution in the sport where instead of the three-pointer they learn to emphasize "one-pointers" above all else.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561212) |
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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:37 PM Author: Copper mediation
It doesn't happen in hockey. There are usually 30 shots on goal per team in a hockey game.
There are about 7 shots per team in soccer.
Keep in mind a soccer goal is like 10x the size as a hockey goal and no one is on fucking ice skates?
I agree with the OP i just don't get how there is just no action in soccer...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561268) |
Date: November 29th, 2022 9:30 PM Author: Black stock car old irish cottage
this has always bothered me too, it's super noticeable
i think there must be some kind of "culture" in the sport that discourages individuals taking shots. like it's seen as selfish or dishonorable or something. it happens so often that it has to be something that players are avoiding doing on purpose
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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:39 PM Author: Black stock car old irish cottage
yeah i don't watch soccer often, but whenever i watch a game i notice this happen many, many times a game. this and the stupid flopping are the 2 most noticeable things about soccer for a layperson
it has to be some kind of cultural thing, like players are looked down on if they just assertively take shots
just one more reason why the "sport" sucks, lol
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561276) |
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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:46 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Jewess
Finishers are just born that way and US rarely has one.
Clint Mathis was and he got shit for having a bad attitude or whatever. Also had injuries, etc. But he was 180 and a killer.
Mathis played well in his first season in Germany, scoring on his debut and went on to score four goals in his first five games.[9] But soon after, his manager was fired and replaced by Ewald Lienen. In his second Bundesliga season, Lienen often kept Mathis on the bench. On September 25, 2004, upon entering Hannover's match against Schalke as a very late substitute, Mathis scored the game-winning goal almost immediately.[12] In celebration, he ran to the sideline and tapped his watch at Lienen
Ergotelis sat at the bottom of the table in the Greek First Division. Down 2–1, Mathis came on to make his debut as a second-half substitute and in the 91 minute of stoppage time down a goal, the ball popped to Mathis outside the box and he struck a powerful left footed volley that the keeper could only deflect into the back of the net, earning a crucial point against fellow relegation battlers Apollon Kalamarias.[9]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-_N7nDJIVg
We've got talent now but nobody who really wants to score.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561298)
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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:34 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Jewess
The US doesn't have finishers. Sick and sad!
Netherlands, while theoretically being 40-50x better than us, actually isn't playing that great in this world cup. We'd have a chance against legit teams with someone who could score and without the retard coach's awful lineups/subs/tactics*.
*Shaq Moore getting in again today was just mindblowing.
Haji Wright up front, just absolute trash today with his touches.
And in case you're wondering, our literal best player--regardless of position--is being benched. Which is pretty sweet.
Tactically he's been making us take our foot off the gas if we start to play well or we're winning. It cost us against Wales and almost did today. Just terrible.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561255) |
Date: December 1st, 2022 2:31 AM Author: sapphire address stain
https://twitter.com/rodrigoccc97/status/1598002074545180672?s=46&t=n1VPfX6eVCYHkGHDnYpUEg
Here a nice video with visual help showing you how passing and player movement created the USA goal against Iran. You can see how the entire team from the goalkeeper to the front are moving in coordination to create space for each other as they advance the ball up the field and create advantages.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567425) |
Date: December 1st, 2022 9:10 AM Author: chrome glittery plaza
*soccermo is awarded a penalty kick*
*passes it back to his own goalie*
*crowd wildly applauds*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567775) |
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