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Soccermos: Why are they all so afraid to fucking SHOOT?

Soccerfag #1: "Oh man, I have a wide open net, hmmm I t...
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  11/29/22
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lime beady-eyed whorehouse national security agency
  11/29/22
I don't even think they try to make the ball go in the goal....
Soul-stirring Poppy Parlour
  11/29/22
those are just terrible shots. there are a lot of terrible c...
Pearly dragon
  11/29/22
there's 10 guys on the field who are all closing you down at...
Pearly dragon
  11/29/22
Nonresponsive, every game there is a dude with time, space a...
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  11/29/22
why does this happen in hockey also? i know you've never pla...
Pearly dragon
  11/29/22
It doesn't happen in hockey. You rarely see them pass up a g...
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  11/29/22
i'll get my staff to find you a million hockey highlights wh...
Pearly dragon
  11/29/22
I'm waiting, listen soccerboi, lots of other people find it ...
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  11/29/22
lots of other people are gay too
Pearly dragon
  11/29/22
The soccer guys don't even seem to be having sex with men fo...
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  11/29/22
It doesn't happen in hockey. There are usually 30 shots on g...
Cream naked cruise ship organic girlfriend
  11/29/22
They don't even count shots on goal in that 7 shots/game shi...
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  11/29/22
there are six guys out there on a rink like one sixth the si...
Pearly dragon
  11/29/22
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appetizing macaca
  11/29/22
The fact that they have a huge fucking field and goal is all...
cheese-eating crackhouse
  11/30/22
There are more shots on goal in hockey even though you have ...
cheese-eating crackhouse
  11/30/22
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magical jap toaster
  11/30/22
this has always bothered me too, it's super noticeable i...
Crystalline Principal's Office Deer Antler
  11/29/22
There was a bizarre moment in the US game today where they p...
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  11/29/22
yeah i don't watch soccer often, but whenever i watch a game...
Crystalline Principal's Office Deer Antler
  11/29/22
Seems like a coach pushing the ONE WEIRD TRICK of playing to...
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  11/29/22
Finishers are just born that way and US rarely has one. C...
sticky know-it-all stain water buffalo
  11/29/22
agreed
Crystalline Principal's Office Deer Antler
  11/29/22
The US doesn't have finishers. Sick and sad! Netherlands,...
sticky know-it-all stain water buffalo
  11/29/22
Please explain. I don’t know what this means.
Jet self-absorbed box office
  11/29/22
its an incredibly boring and gay fucking sport. loved in the...
lime beady-eyed whorehouse national security agency
  11/29/22
I think it's loved in the third world because all they need ...
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  11/29/22
right the third world like France buddy.
Carnelian messiness goyim
  11/29/22
Does a first world country also liking it mean it’s no...
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  11/29/22
Yeah, that French World Cup team is full of Charlemagne desc...
lilac nighttime coffee pot
  11/30/22
Every country besides America is third world. Sorry to break...
cheese-eating crackhouse
  11/30/22
no i think its just a sport for fucking idiots.
Cerebral Translucent Idea He Suggested Therapy
  11/29/22
Dirt ass poor Carib kids can find 9 gloves and a ball to pla...
cheese-eating crackhouse
  11/30/22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjp1Zrvn8VQ
deep bistre spot
  11/29/22
Why doesn’t thE QB tHrOw LOnG EVErY tIME?!?!
Carnelian messiness goyim
  11/29/22
LOL at this football hating soccer cuck. It would be like as...
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  11/29/22
ya because real life isn’t madden cuckboy.
Carnelian messiness goyim
  11/29/22
Totally non responsive “answer” from the dickles...
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  11/29/22
see my answer below birdshit
Carnelian messiness goyim
  11/29/22
It's funny, because there was a point where it was seen as b...
lilac nighttime coffee pot
  11/30/22
Yeah, but only because the NFL tweaked the rules to make it ...
Trip federal persian pervert
  11/30/22
That's not true. It happened on the high school and college...
lilac nighttime coffee pot
  11/30/22
The games are fixed
bespoke razzmatazz faggot firefighter mental disorder
  11/29/22
if you want a real response the usual reason is that the fin...
Carnelian messiness goyim
  11/29/22
We aren’t talking about low percentage shots through t...
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  11/29/22
can you give me an example? of course this happens sometime...
Carnelian messiness goyim
  11/29/22
THIS
Pearly dragon
  11/30/22
Final pass seems to always have a low % to complete so it ev...
magical jap toaster
  11/29/22
you don’t even understand the off sides rule, not sure...
Carnelian messiness goyim
  11/29/22
Do you need to understand the offsides rule to critique play...
magical jap toaster
  11/29/22
Soccermos have no real answer to this so they just attack
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  11/29/22
It’d be like us telling euro trash fags they don&rsquo...
magical jap toaster
  11/29/22
this literally never happens. Or almost never. It’s w...
Carnelian messiness goyim
  11/29/22
Don’t make me look up the england game to show you an ...
magical jap toaster
  11/29/22
which player and when ?
Carnelian messiness goyim
  11/29/22
Some black dude towards the end. He was on the wing and had...
magical jap toaster
  11/29/22
Shaq Moore sucks and shouldn’t play so I won’t d...
Carnelian messiness goyim
  11/29/22
In the few WC matches I’ve watched in ‘22 it hap...
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  11/29/22
not my experience. If anything players shoot when they shou...
Carnelian messiness goyim
  11/29/22
https://twitter.com/rodrigoccc97/status/1598002074545180672?...
Carnelian messiness goyim
  12/01/22
Well yeah I guess you know the sport better than the most el...
Alcoholic Mischievous Range Liquid Oxygen
  11/29/22
This is a reddit tier appeal to authority
magical jap toaster
  11/29/22
Why don’t they score more? Wow!
Alcoholic Mischievous Range Liquid Oxygen
  11/29/22
Anyone can look up how many goals we've scored in the last 1...
sticky know-it-all stain water buffalo
  11/29/22
I think we’ve given up the fewest goals of any team th...
Carnelian messiness goyim
  11/29/22
Indeed, but US being mediocre is not proof that the sport in...
Sepia massive brunch
  11/29/22
you mean the top players in the world who are multimillionai...
cheese-eating crackhouse
  11/30/22
"if I played world class sports I'd simply put the ball...
appetizing macaca
  11/29/22
Yes?
magical jap toaster
  11/29/22
You’re replying to a mentally ill NOWAG
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  11/29/22
“If I played world class football I would be able to t...
magical jap toaster
  11/29/22
where's that 20 page benzo dump of your pumo screenshots...
appetizing macaca
  11/29/22
"I'd just buy the stocks that go up"
appetizing macaca
  11/29/22
I play golf and that's generally what I try to do.
cheese-eating crackhouse
  11/30/22
OPs team lost by tons of 40+ yard touchdowns this weekend lm...
sinister insecure doctorate resort
  11/29/22
The backstabbing Jew had something to do with it imo.
appetizing macaca
  11/29/22
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
Trip federal persian pervert
  11/30/22
somewhat related, but when lay people watch football they al...
Umber Angry Abode Generalized Bond
  11/30/22
Nobody does this
magical jap toaster
  11/30/22
everyone says it when they first watch football (american). ...
Umber Angry Abode Generalized Bond
  11/30/22
No, nobody says this
magical jap toaster
  11/30/22
this was my theory playing madden but it never works
Carnelian messiness goyim
  12/01/22
literally no person has ever said this and you are talking o...
cheese-eating crackhouse
  12/01/22
https://twitter.com/rodrigoccc97/status/1598002074545180672?...
Carnelian messiness goyim
  12/01/22
so you launch the ball somewhere near the goal and hope for ...
cheese-eating crackhouse
  12/01/22
*soccermo is awarded a penalty kick* *passes it back to his...
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  12/01/22
goalies can punt the ball the length of the field and yet ne...
cheese-eating crackhouse
  12/01/22
Why don't QBs throw the ball to the end zone every play? Do...
stirring station
  12/01/22
This is stupid, no one said why don't they shoot constantly....
Aromatic Green Place Of Business
  12/01/22
correct analogy is coaches who refuse to pass on first down,...
cheese-eating crackhouse
  12/01/22
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Chrome corner
  12/01/22
There are a few reasons. Despite it looking like a good shot...
cowardly slippery psychic dopamine
  12/01/22
Because it’s a European sport, and Europeans value pro...
insane galvanic hairy legs
  12/01/22
...
cheese-eating crackhouse
  12/01/22
...
Chrome corner
  12/01/22
(NHL fan constantly screaming "SHOOT!" during home...
erotic bearded locale codepig
  12/01/22
Why do hockey players pass the puck around so much instead o...
stirring station
  12/01/22
they shoot much more frequently. that's why their games are...
cheese-eating crackhouse
  12/01/22
It’s a smaller field of play and players travel much f...
Alcoholic Mischievous Range Liquid Oxygen
  12/01/22


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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:22 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

Soccerfag #1: "Oh man, I have a wide open net, hmmm I think one more pass would make this even better!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561201)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:22 PM
Author: lime beady-eyed whorehouse national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561202)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Poppy Parlour

I don't even think they try to make the ball go in the goal. It's more about the exhibition of their own athleticism on some level. So many of the shots on goal go high af bc they're just trying to kick it gallantly moreso than trying to score a goal.

Someday there will be a Steph Curry-esque revolution in the sport where instead of the three-pointer they learn to emphasize "one-pointers" above all else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561212)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:28 PM
Author: Pearly dragon

those are just terrible shots. there are a lot of terrible chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561222)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:27 PM
Author: Pearly dragon

there's 10 guys on the field who are all closing you down at warp speed. if you've ever played soccer you know you're operating on a hair in tiny little spaces when youre in the last 1/3. think of the part of the hockey game where the attacking team has to stop and set up the play. it's literally the exact same thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561221)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:28 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

Nonresponsive, every game there is a dude with time, space and a good look at the goal and instead of shooting he invariably tries to force one more pass and they lose the ball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561225)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:30 PM
Author: Pearly dragon

why does this happen in hockey also? i know you've never played a soccer game so you can't know what it feels like, but think about why someone might need to make the extra pass in hockey. it's the same thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561232)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:30 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

It doesn't happen in hockey. You rarely see them pass up a great look at the goal to force a pass for no reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561235)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: Pearly dragon

i'll get my staff to find you a million hockey highlights where this does, in fact, happen

edit: what seems like a "great look" to you is really a guy facing the goal with 6 dudes in front of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561240)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:32 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

I'm waiting, listen soccerboi, lots of other people find it noticeably weird how often this happens in soccer. They all seem afraid to shoot unless it's a header in the box off a cross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561245)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: Pearly dragon

lots of other people are gay too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561252)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:34 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

The soccer guys don't even seem to be having sex with men for money, or even as a joke they seem to actually be homos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561257)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:37 PM
Author: Cream naked cruise ship organic girlfriend

It doesn't happen in hockey. There are usually 30 shots on goal per team in a hockey game.

There are about 7 shots per team in soccer.

Keep in mind a soccer goal is like 10x the size as a hockey goal and no one is on fucking ice skates?

I agree with the OP i just don't get how there is just no action in soccer...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561268)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:39 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

They don't even count shots on goal in that 7 shots/game shit, it's just shots, even counting ones that go 20 feet over the enormous net.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561277)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:41 PM
Author: Pearly dragon

there are six guys out there on a rink like one sixth the size of a soccer field. a soccer field is massive plus 8-9 guys are defending when the other team is on the attack. that's how. it's simple geometry and calculus, Newton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561282)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:32 PM
Author: appetizing macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561862)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 4:12 PM
Author: cheese-eating crackhouse

The fact that they have a huge fucking field and goal is all the more reason to take more shots.

It honestly probably is some decorum integrity of the game bullshit. The globohomos who run Fifa would probably get the coach and players charged with sedition and order Biden to drone strike their country if they tried that strategy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45565241)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 4:07 PM
Author: cheese-eating crackhouse

There are more shots on goal in hockey even though you have a goalie with giant pads blocking like 85% of the net

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45565217)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 4:07 PM
Author: magical jap toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45565219)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:30 PM
Author: Crystalline Principal's Office Deer Antler

this has always bothered me too, it's super noticeable

i think there must be some kind of "culture" in the sport that discourages individuals taking shots. like it's seen as selfish or dishonorable or something. it happens so often that it has to be something that players are avoiding doing on purpose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561233)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

There was a bizarre moment in the US game today where they played the ball out wide on the wing and the US player had a step on the last defender, he could have driven down the field and had a 180 chance but instead he literally SLOWED THE FUCK DOWN, waited for the D to catch up and then tried to pass to another US player and lost the fucking ball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561242)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:39 PM
Author: Crystalline Principal's Office Deer Antler

yeah i don't watch soccer often, but whenever i watch a game i notice this happen many, many times a game. this and the stupid flopping are the 2 most noticeable things about soccer for a layperson

it has to be some kind of cultural thing, like players are looked down on if they just assertively take shots

just one more reason why the "sport" sucks, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561276)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

Seems like a coach pushing the ONE WEIRD TRICK of playing to win could dominate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561280)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:46 PM
Author: sticky know-it-all stain water buffalo

Finishers are just born that way and US rarely has one.

Clint Mathis was and he got shit for having a bad attitude or whatever. Also had injuries, etc. But he was 180 and a killer.

Mathis played well in his first season in Germany, scoring on his debut and went on to score four goals in his first five games.[9] But soon after, his manager was fired and replaced by Ewald Lienen. In his second Bundesliga season, Lienen often kept Mathis on the bench. On September 25, 2004, upon entering Hannover's match against Schalke as a very late substitute, Mathis scored the game-winning goal almost immediately.[12] In celebration, he ran to the sideline and tapped his watch at Lienen

Ergotelis sat at the bottom of the table in the Greek First Division. Down 2–1, Mathis came on to make his debut as a second-half substitute and in the 91 minute of stoppage time down a goal, the ball popped to Mathis outside the box and he struck a powerful left footed volley that the keeper could only deflect into the back of the net, earning a crucial point against fellow relegation battlers Apollon Kalamarias.[9]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-_N7nDJIVg

We've got talent now but nobody who really wants to score.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561298)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:21 PM
Author: Crystalline Principal's Office Deer Antler

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561779)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:34 PM
Author: sticky know-it-all stain water buffalo

The US doesn't have finishers. Sick and sad!

Netherlands, while theoretically being 40-50x better than us, actually isn't playing that great in this world cup. We'd have a chance against legit teams with someone who could score and without the retard coach's awful lineups/subs/tactics*.

*Shaq Moore getting in again today was just mindblowing.

Haji Wright up front, just absolute trash today with his touches.

And in case you're wondering, our literal best player--regardless of position--is being benched. Which is pretty sweet.

Tactically he's been making us take our foot off the gas if we start to play well or we're winning. It cost us against Wales and almost did today. Just terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561255)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Jet self-absorbed box office

Please explain. I don’t know what this means.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561682)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:44 PM
Author: lime beady-eyed whorehouse national security agency

its an incredibly boring and gay fucking sport. loved in the third world because its third world 'strategy' type stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561290)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:45 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

I think it's loved in the third world because all they need to play is an empty lot and a round-ish object.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561294)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Carnelian messiness goyim

right the third world like France buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561656)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

Does a first world country also liking it mean it’s not beloved in the 3rd world cuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561709)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: lilac nighttime coffee pot

Yeah, that French World Cup team is full of Charlemagne descendants like Mbappe, Dayot Upamecano and Ibrahima Konaté.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45566913)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 11:35 PM
Author: cheese-eating crackhouse

Every country besides America is third world. Sorry to break it to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45566945)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:09 PM
Author: Cerebral Translucent Idea He Suggested Therapy

no i think its just a sport for fucking idiots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561703)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: cheese-eating crackhouse

Dirt ass poor Carib kids can find 9 gloves and a ball to play baseball. It’s just a culture thing forced on them by europedos and they don’t know any better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45566891)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: deep bistre spot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjp1Zrvn8VQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561611)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: Carnelian messiness goyim

Why doesn’t thE QB tHrOw LOnG EVErY tIME?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561642)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 10:59 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

LOL at this football hating soccer cuck. It would be like asking why the QB doesn’t throw deep when his WR is wide open downfield and he instead chooses to check down to a HB who is triple covered…valid Q.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561647)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:02 PM
Author: Carnelian messiness goyim

ya because real life isn’t madden cuckboy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561662)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:10 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

Totally non responsive “answer” from the dickless soccercuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561707)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: Carnelian messiness goyim

see my answer below birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561794)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: lilac nighttime coffee pot

It's funny, because there was a point where it was seen as bad football to throw the ball frequently, because of the importance to "establish the run" and "control the clock" and then smart people were like fuck that, throw the ball a bunch, gain more yards and score more points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45566917)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 11:29 PM
Author: Trip federal persian pervert

Yeah, but only because the NFL tweaked the rules to make it much easier to pass and much harder to play defense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45566923)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: lilac nighttime coffee pot

That's not true. It happened on the high school and college levels well before the NFL. Football strategy moves up from the lower levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45566929)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: bespoke razzmatazz faggot firefighter mental disorder

The games are fixed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561648)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:10 PM
Author: Carnelian messiness goyim

if you want a real response the usual reason is that the final pass is what breaks open the defense for a high percentage shot as opposed to a low percentage shot from distance which can easily get blocked by a defender, saved, or missed altogether the goal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561706)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

We aren’t talking about low percentage shots through traffic. Everyone understand why they don’t take those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561711)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: Carnelian messiness goyim

can you give me an example? of course this happens sometimes. To be honest I get more frustrated by bad shots when passing would have been the better choice. That’s more common IMO.

also note that teams in the World Cup don’t play together regularly, only in special windows and for special tournaments. For most world cups the teams also get more preparation—a full month. But this one they only got one week, so chemistry is worse than usual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561789)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 1:00 AM
Author: Pearly dragon

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45562220)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:15 PM
Author: magical jap toaster

Final pass seems to always have a low % to complete so it evens out

We all know what Gretsky said, and it seems like being cute at the end instead of having some Allen Iverson YOLO shooter with some killer instinct is suboptimal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561734)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: Carnelian messiness goyim

you don’t even understand the off sides rule, not sure why you are commenting on soccer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561791)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: magical jap toaster

Do you need to understand the offsides rule to critique players staring at wide open goals and choosing instead to pass it into the middle where the ball ultimately gets deflected or stolen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561797)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

Soccermos have no real answer to this so they just attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561805)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: magical jap toaster

It’d be like us telling euro trash fags they don’t understand football when Russell Wilson stares at a wide open WR and chooses to toss an interception in triple coverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561814)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: Carnelian messiness goyim

this literally never happens. Or almost never. It’s way more common for a player to shoot when he should have passed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561818)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: magical jap toaster

Don’t make me look up the england game to show you an easy example

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561826)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:29 PM
Author: Carnelian messiness goyim

which player and when ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561839)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:32 PM
Author: magical jap toaster

Some black dude towards the end. He was on the wing and had a clear shot on goal and instead kicked a pathetic ground dribbler into the middle

Shaq Moore? Looking at the other thread. Right before the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561868)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Carnelian messiness goyim

Shaq Moore sucks and shouldn’t play so I won’t dispute this one although I don’t expressly remember it, which suggests it wasn’t that egregious.

he is a defender FWIW and is terrible at shooting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561909)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

In the few WC matches I’ve watched in ‘22 it happens in almost every one, sometimes multiple times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561830)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:29 PM
Author: Carnelian messiness goyim

not my experience. If anything players shoot when they should pass. The reason why Spain dominated for so long is because they passed like crazy till they got easy goals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561846)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 2:33 AM
Author: Carnelian messiness goyim

https://twitter.com/rodrigoccc97/status/1598002074545180672?s=46&t=n1VPfX6eVCYHkGHDnYpUEg

A video showing why passing and player movement is how you breakdown a defense in soccer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567427)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Alcoholic Mischievous Range Liquid Oxygen

Well yeah I guess you know the sport better than the most elite players in the world, random internet guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561750)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:17 PM
Author: magical jap toaster

This is a reddit tier appeal to authority

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561754)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Alcoholic Mischievous Range Liquid Oxygen

Why don’t they score more? Wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561766)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:21 PM
Author: sticky know-it-all stain water buffalo

Anyone can look up how many goals we've scored in the last 10 games or whatever. Every elite player and coach would agree we have a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561780)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: Carnelian messiness goyim

I think we’ve given up the fewest goals of any team that’s completed the group stage , so there’s that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561812)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Sepia massive brunch

Indeed, but US being mediocre is not proof that the sport in general is fixed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561854)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 10:23 PM
Author: cheese-eating crackhouse

you mean the top players in the world who are multimillionaires and would get tons of pussy if they weren't into dudes all based on their ability to dribble and pass the ball all game long don't have a vested interest in not turning it into a shotfest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45566687)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: appetizing macaca

"if I played world class sports I'd simply put the ball into the target"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561857)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:35 PM
Author: magical jap toaster

Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561890)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:36 PM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

You’re replying to a mentally ill NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561895)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: magical jap toaster

“If I played world class football I would be able to throw an accurate pass”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561902)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:38 PM
Author: appetizing macaca

where's that 20 page benzo dump of your pumo screenshots...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561916)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: appetizing macaca

"I'd just buy the stocks that go up"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561905)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 10:23 PM
Author: cheese-eating crackhouse

I play golf and that's generally what I try to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45566689)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:38 PM
Author: sinister insecure doctorate resort

OPs team lost by tons of 40+ yard touchdowns this weekend lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561914)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: appetizing macaca

The backstabbing Jew had something to do with it imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45561921)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 4:08 PM
Author: Trip federal persian pervert

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45565222)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: Umber Angry Abode Generalized Bond

somewhat related, but when lay people watch football they always ask why running backs don't just run outside around the d-line every time. running right into the middle of the line looks stupid.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45566858)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 11:17 PM
Author: magical jap toaster

Nobody does this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45566883)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Umber Angry Abode Generalized Bond

everyone says it when they first watch football (american). Sometimes things look a lot easier than they are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45566892)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: magical jap toaster

No, nobody says this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45566949)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 2:30 AM
Author: Carnelian messiness goyim

this was my theory playing madden but it never works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567423)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 9:05 AM
Author: cheese-eating crackhouse

literally no person has ever said this and you are talking out of your asshole. again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567767)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 2:31 AM
Author: Carnelian messiness goyim

https://twitter.com/rodrigoccc97/status/1598002074545180672?s=46&t=n1VPfX6eVCYHkGHDnYpUEg

Here a nice video with visual help showing you how passing and player movement created the USA goal against Iran. You can see how the entire team from the goalkeeper to the front are moving in coordination to create space for each other as they advance the ball up the field and create advantages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567425)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: cheese-eating crackhouse

so you launch the ball somewhere near the goal and hope for a rebound. you'd have a higher % chance of scoring if the guy at 0:39 fired it at the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567774)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

*soccermo is awarded a penalty kick*

*passes it back to his own goalie*

*crowd wildly applauds*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567775)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: cheese-eating crackhouse

goalies can punt the ball the length of the field and yet never do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567778)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 9:13 AM
Author: stirring station

Why don't QBs throw the ball to the end zone every play? Don't they want to score?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567781)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 9:14 AM
Author: Aromatic Green Place Of Business

This is stupid, no one said why don't they shoot constantly. We asked why don't they shoot when they have a good high % look at the net. A closer comparison would be saying "Why don't QBs throw the ball to the end zone when there's an open WR there?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567783)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: cheese-eating crackhouse

correct analogy is coaches who refuse to pass on first down, won't go for it on 4th and 1, etc. basically cya risk aversion and desire to play a "proper" game that lowers your chance of winning the game. coaches who think like that have been correctly mocked as dumbfucks over the years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567834)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 10:04 AM
Author: Chrome corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567958)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 9:19 AM
Author: cowardly slippery psychic dopamine

There are a few reasons. Despite it looking like a good shot on TV it might not be so clear on the field. There might be a better option to shoot after a pass. The player with the ball might also make a mistake in not shooting and instead passing. There isn't one clear cut reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567796)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 9:24 AM
Author: insane galvanic hairy legs

Because it’s a European sport, and Europeans value process, collaboration, egalitarianism and performative art well above anything resembling outcomes or results. Anyone working for a large multinational would understand this easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567814)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 9:31 AM
Author: cheese-eating crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567838)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: Chrome corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567959)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 9:26 AM
Author: erotic bearded locale codepig

(NHL fan constantly screaming "SHOOT!" during home team's PP)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567818)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 9:55 AM
Author: stirring station

Why do hockey players pass the puck around so much instead of just shooting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567921)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 9:56 AM
Author: cheese-eating crackhouse

they shoot much more frequently. that's why their games are higher scoring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567927)



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Date: December 1st, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: Alcoholic Mischievous Range Liquid Oxygen

It’s a smaller field of play and players travel much faster. Soccer isn’t really for an American audience used to the extreme freak athleticism in the NBA and NFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5244245&forum_id=2#45567937)