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ONE WEIRD LOOPHOLE to avoid murder (Sanhedrin 78a)

The Sages taught: If ten people struck an individual with te...
Flatulent cruise ship
  12/02/22
Rabbi here. This applies only for purposes of the formal dea...
Bright yapping dopamine ticket booth
  12/02/22
what, like proving a loss in heter iska? what even is the po...
Flatulent cruise ship
  12/02/22
I don't know what that means. Heter iska is largely a person...
Bright yapping dopamine ticket booth
  12/02/22
tyft. seems like it was adapted for a society living in tent...
Flatulent cruise ship
  12/02/22
can both you jews provide commentary on this story from the ...
Jade Twinkling Uncleanness Masturbator
  12/02/22
This is a fascinating story and essentially foundational to ...
Bright yapping dopamine ticket booth
  12/02/22
Thank you for the explanation, but it does not diminish my h...
Jade Twinkling Uncleanness Masturbator
  12/02/22
The whole point of Judaism is to cuck God by finding ways to...
charismatic stage nowag
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Jade Twinkling Uncleanness Masturbator
  12/02/22
Well, if it helps, there's a slightly more than zero chance ...
Bright yapping dopamine ticket booth
  12/02/22
ty. how many other foundational stories in the talmud are t...
Jade Twinkling Uncleanness Masturbator
  12/02/22
Whether a story is foundational is somewhat subjective... Th...
Bright yapping dopamine ticket booth
  12/02/22
haha wow, ty
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Flatulent cruise ship
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_ancient_Rome
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Flatulent cruise ship
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question, god soon after destroys 1/3rd of the crops on eart...
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zone_of_Death_(Yellowstone)
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zone_of_Death_(Peterman)
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Date: December 2nd, 2022 12:07 AM
Author: Flatulent cruise ship

The Sages taught: If ten people struck an individual with ten sticks and as a result of the beating he died, whether they beat him simultaneously, or whether they beat him one after the other, they are exempt from liability for killing him, as two people are not liable for an action that they performed together.

The verse states: “And a man who strikes any soul mortally, he shall be put to death” (Leviticus 24:17). The Rabbis hold that “any soul” means that one is liable for murder only when there is an entire soul, i.e., when the murderer alone is responsible for taking the entire life of the victim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572351)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 12:17 AM
Author: Bright yapping dopamine ticket booth

Rabbi here. This applies only for purposes of the formal death penalty prescribed by the Bible, which anyway had infinite formal requirements that made it never happen. (More accurately, even the rabbis in the Talmud admitted it almost never happened, but beyond that the idea that Judea ever actually implemented rabbinical criminal law is silly.) Of course the perpetrators would be punished through regular local law though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572399)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 12:21 AM
Author: Flatulent cruise ship

what, like proving a loss in heter iska? what even is the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572426)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 12:29 AM
Author: Bright yapping dopamine ticket booth

I don't know what that means. Heter iska is largely a personal workaround (although I suppose when Jews had autonomous communities moneylenders may have needed resort to Jewish courts). I'm assume rabbinic tort and contract law are sufficiently influenced by Roman and Babylonian law that something like it was probably practiced. In fact, archeology shows evidence of land contracts and divorce documents that reflect talmudic principles.

But criminal law is another animal entirely. There are infinite crimes that the Bible and Talmud don't address at all, and numerous crimes that it is highly doubtful could ever have been enforced. The rabbinic requirements for imposition of biblical penalties are extremely formalistic and unlikely to play out in the real world. For one thing, there have to be two adult witnesses who warn the perpetrator prior to the offense that the offense is forbidden and carries a penalty. Not normally how murders unfold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572461)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 1:41 PM
Author: Flatulent cruise ship

tyft. seems like it was adapted for a society living in tents in the desert. what's the point in any case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45574856)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Jade Twinkling Uncleanness Masturbator

can both you jews provide commentary on this story from the talmud which imo is the most shocking story ive heard in it, far more shocking than its anti-goy hatreds and other perversions, where the rabbis overthrew god and made themselves god?

The Oven of Akhnai

The debate arose from a question asked by a man who owned a clay furnace (oven). He enlarged it by breaking it in pieces and then reassembling it, using sand, to create a bigger oven. The debate brought before the Sanhedrin was whether the new oven was Kosher or impure. The Talmud specifies that Rabbi Eliezer had brought forward “every imaginable argument” and proved that the oven was in fact Kosher. But the vast majority of the rabbis of the Sanhedrin would not accept his arguments and claimed that the oven was NOT Kosher. Rabbi Eliezer went on to prove his claim using supernatural signs: A carob tree miraculously uprooted itself and replanted itself on the other side of the court. A channel of water flowed uphill. But the climax of the story was when Rabbi Eliezer called out: “If the Halachah agrees with me, let it be proved from heaven.” And then, God spoke from the heavens and said: “Why do you dispute with Rabbi Eliezer, with whom the Halachah always agrees?” Meaning, God called out from the sky, saying that Rabbi Eliezer was right. Then, Rabbi Yehoshua stood and made one of the most significant claims in the Talmud: “The Torah is not in heaven!”

[Thus, Rabbi Yehoshua’s argued] God no longer holds the reins. Now, the mandate belongs to the rabbis alone. THEY have all power and control. [And] God is left outside.

The Talmud goes on to say that, after the debate, God smiled in agreement and said: “My children have defeated Me, My children have defeated Me.” Meaning, according to the rabbinic legend, God submitted to the authority of the rabbis and therefore, even He admitted that their rulings not only surpassed the authority of Moses, but the authority of God Himself.

From then on, God stopped revealing Himself to the people of Israel, as He did in biblical times. From that moment on, the rabbis’ judgment and rulings are the new Torah, which they call the “Oral Law”.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572469)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 1:22 AM
Author: Bright yapping dopamine ticket booth

This is a fascinating story and essentially foundational to the rabbinic ethos. There's a sort of consensus about the interpretation, but it's always going to be speculative for a couple reasons. First, because it can be extremely difficult to identify and interpret narrative elements and their meanings to a Judean or Babylonian audience in the second to fifth centuries, and second, because whatever the actual history, it comes to us through the choice and the filter of the rabbis who contributed to the Talmud.

Anyway, the answer is that the generation of rabbinic sages immediately after the destruction of Jerusalem in 70 AD had to reimagine the conception of Judaism in the absence of a temple and, to some degree, a homeland. They did this by expanding on notions initially developed by the Pharisees. The Pharisees' position in Judean society and culture was predicated on their knowledge, transmission, and interpretation of Mosaic law and practice. In contrast, their primary rivals, the Sadducees, predicated their influence on nobility, wealth, and priestly status.

The influence of the two groups waxed and waned vis a vis each other, but the Sadducees' grip on the Temple service, the primary focus of Judean devotional practice, was a thorn in the Pharisees' side. The Sadducees had their own traditions, and when Sadducean biblical interpretation was necessary, it involved less hairsplitting casuistry than Pharisaic interpretation. Also, as the nobility who presided over the Temple and claimed descent from ancestors who had done the same, their ability to resort to claims of mimetic tradition in the face of Pharisaic arguments was particularly galling.

Once Jerusalem was destroyed, there was no Temple serving as the religious focus anymore, so the Sadducee influence was vastly weakened or even entirely eliminated. Moreover, the upheaval meant that numerous mimetic traditions were forgotten or rendered meaningless. If the Judean religion could evolve from the ashes, these first generation rabbis thought, it would do so by ratcheting up the interpretive traditions and textual exegesis of the Pharisees, to the point that interpretation and exegesis and the process for validating them would replace the mimetic tradition and socio-religious hierarchies that dominated pre-destruction.

Rabbi Eliezer was widely admired as a scholar, but was a holdover with respect to this shift. He was known for remembering every tradition - the mishna describes him as a cistern that doesnt lose a drop - and for his belief that tradition, not exegesis, must serve as the basis for correct religious practice.

With that background, the interpretation of the story is straightforward. The rabbis believed in exegesis and believed that its application should be validated by consensus. Rabbi Eliezer believed that when one knows the correct result by tradition, there is no place for exegesis, and consensus is a nonfactor. The rabbis could not argue with the substantive correctness of Rabbi Eliezer's position - if God had dictated a single correct outcome, it must have been Rabbi Eliezer's.

They therefore emphasized that it is not the substantive position that matters, but the exegetical process and its validation. In other words, God himself could say, "this is what I meant," and it wouldn't matter, because he had abdicated this process to the rabbis. Rabbi Eliezer could not accept that, so he was exiled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572567)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 1:41 AM
Author: Jade Twinkling Uncleanness Masturbator

Thank you for the explanation, but it does not diminish my horror at the story. There is no other religion that I know of where worshippers announce they are de-facto taking the place of God. The hubris or "chutzpah" of it is breathtaking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572604)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 1:44 AM
Author: charismatic stage nowag

The whole point of Judaism is to cuck God by finding ways to scam around his rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572609)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 1:48 AM
Author: Jade Twinkling Uncleanness Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572616)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 1:51 AM
Author: Bright yapping dopamine ticket booth

Well, if it helps, there's a slightly more than zero chance that the story is intended to be interpreted in conflicting ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572624)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 1:52 AM
Author: Jade Twinkling Uncleanness Masturbator

ty. how many other foundational stories in the talmud are there like this? would be interested in hearing others like this if you have any to share.

also, what is your take on the various anti-goyim passages littered throughout the talmud, such as these: https://gab.com/bixnoodredux/posts/109440626767237840

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572627)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 2:11 AM
Author: Bright yapping dopamine ticket booth

Whether a story is foundational is somewhat subjective... There's a good one that actually relates to this theme.

Moses was up on Mount Sinai receiving the Torah from God. God was putting serifs on the letters, and it delayed Moses from bringing the Torah to the people. Moses asked God, what's the point of these little serifs? Just give me the Torah already.

God said, one day, there will be a rabbi who will find sources for bundles of laws in these serifs.

Moses said, show him to me.

God had Moses turn around and he found himself in the back of a synagogue where Rabbi Akiva was lecturing. Moses could not understand the substance of the lecture. Eventually, a student asked, master, what is the source of these teachings? Rabbi Akiva said, they are traditions taught to us by Moses.

Moses asked God, so why not have Rabbi Akiva deliver the Torah? God said, silence, I have made my decision.

Moses asked God, what is the reward for someone like this? God said, turn around, and he found himself watching the Romans tearing Rabbi Akiva's flesh with iron combs (Rabbi Akiva was said elsewhere to have been martyred in this manner). Moses said to God, this is the law, and this is its reward? God said, silence, I have made my decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572660)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 2:15 AM
Author: Jade Twinkling Uncleanness Masturbator

haha wow, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572668)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 3:01 AM
Author: Flatulent cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572768)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 2:59 AM
Author: Flatulent cruise ship

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_ancient_Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572761)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 1:53 AM
Author: curious autistic area kitty

This is the Pokemon "rare candy" of xo scholarship ime

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572628)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 1:54 AM
Author: Jade Twinkling Uncleanness Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572634)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 1:43 PM
Author: Geriatric cerebral rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45574868)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 2:47 AM
Author: Flatulent cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572737)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 9:34 PM
Author: Flatulent cruise ship

question, god soon after destroys 1/3rd of the crops on earth and kills the head of the sanhedrin on eliezer's behalf. so what's the moral of the story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45577324)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Wonderful frozen house generalized bond

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zone_of_Death_(Yellowstone)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572687)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 2:30 AM
Author: curious autistic area kitty

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zone_of_Death_(Peterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45572688)



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Date: December 2nd, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Jade Twinkling Uncleanness Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5245630&forum_id=2#45574016)