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Wife's time machine idea: upload 4k copies of movies on torrent sites

the very first ones. would be mind-blowing to download some ...
Indecent primrose double fault
  12/03/22
Huh
insecure haunting hell
  12/03/22
plus think abt the credits. random guys who were just born o...
Indecent primrose double fault
  12/03/22
You think anyone who is not a Chinese teenager would be impr...
insecure haunting hell
  12/03/22
pretty sure someone would notice movies from the future
Indecent primrose double fault
  12/03/22
You mean time capsule, shitlib
vermilion national
  12/03/22
what
Indecent primrose double fault
  12/03/22
the absolute state of XO
Submissive Public Bath
  12/03/22
How would it blow anybody's mind to watch a 4K video on a fu...
Histrionic church wrinkle
  12/03/22
yeah but some tech guy would find this absurd file, basicall...
Indecent primrose double fault
  12/03/22
What supercomputer?? You mean that Pentium 4 processor ru...
Histrionic church wrinkle
  12/05/22
bittorrent was launched in 2001. the matrix was released in ...
purple wagecucks principal's office
  12/03/22
...
flesh bespoke space azn
  12/03/22
To be fair, So you're saying the retarded but oddly-self-...
Grizzly Depressive Stain
  12/03/22
(MAF) isn't my wife (who all these posts are from) suppos...
Indecent primrose double fault
  12/03/22
...
Self-centered beady-eyed nowag
  12/04/22
"i don't know about technology and thought it would be ...
Indecent primrose double fault
  12/03/22
To be fair, "Just laugh and tell me I am smart and f...
Grizzly Depressive Stain
  12/03/22
you seem to be getting pretty mad at a 'disabled, underage b...
Indecent primrose double fault
  12/04/22
To be fair, Sorry this thread is shit and you're getting ...
Grizzly Depressive Stain
  12/04/22
(arguing with what he believes to be a child)
Indecent primrose double fault
  12/04/22
...
Crusty gas station boiling water
  12/03/22
Lay off the weed, man.
metal know-it-all university
  12/04/22
Was your "wife" born John Fetterman by any chance?
claret tantric hominid indian lodge
  12/04/22
The wife is trans then?
sick chartreuse yarmulke
  12/04/22
Yes, he is
claret tantric hominid indian lodge
  12/04/22
You are responding to a post on a forum whose primary client...
Indecent primrose double fault
  12/04/22
Can you ask the AI to write a funny response instead?
insecure haunting hell
  12/04/22
Make your response funny. Hey Pumonymous, I'm not sure...
Indecent primrose double fault
  12/04/22
Which part of this is funny?
claret tantric hominid indian lodge
  12/04/22
AI can’t be funny or original
metal know-it-all university
  12/04/22
...
Swashbuckling bright becky antidepressant drug
  12/04/22
Can you ask it to respond to the following next: You are ...
claret tantric hominid indian lodge
  12/04/22
sadly i don't think it would understand referring to a trans...
Indecent primrose double fault
  12/05/22
In which sentence did I use the phrase "transgender mal...
claret tantric hominid indian lodge
  12/06/22


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Date: December 3rd, 2022 8:04 PM
Author: Indecent primrose double fault

the very first ones. would be mind-blowing to download some random 50gb file and see modern cgi and quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45581489)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: insecure haunting hell

Huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45581523)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: Indecent primrose double fault

plus think abt the credits. random guys who were just born or who were in their early 20s or teens suddenly finding their names in this thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45581562)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 8:31 PM
Author: insecure haunting hell

You think anyone who is not a Chinese teenager would be impressed by this dreck or even notice it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45581592)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 8:33 PM
Author: Indecent primrose double fault

pretty sure someone would notice movies from the future

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45581604)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: vermilion national

You mean time capsule, shitlib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45581573)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: Indecent primrose double fault

what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45581579)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: Submissive Public Bath

the absolute state of XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45581654)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: Histrionic church wrinkle

How would it blow anybody's mind to watch a 4K video on a fucking Gateway computer on a 56k connection?

It would take WEEKS for one video to download. Then the graphics would be irrelevant because the processing speed and video card necessary to play the video would not be available to consumers.

Your wife is an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582246)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 10:53 PM
Author: Indecent primrose double fault

yeah but some tech guy would find this absurd file, basically impossible to open for normal people, and have to run it on a supercomputer. it would be crazey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582281)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 11:06 PM
Author: Histrionic church wrinkle

What supercomputer??

You mean that Pentium 4 processor running on 1MB Cable internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45591578)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:35 PM
Author: purple wagecucks principal's office

bittorrent was launched in 2001. the matrix was released in 1999, so while modern CGI effects would seem impressive to someone at the time they wouldn't be totally anachronistic

codecs used for 4K weren't around at that time, and it'd be impossible to reverse engineer the codec from encoded data. this would render the movie unwatchable

even if it could be watched, the standard screen resolution at the time was still 800x600. there were no 4K displays so not sure why that's even part of the hypo

lots of problems with this..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582440)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: flesh bespoke space azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582449)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Grizzly Depressive Stain

To be fair,

So you're saying the retarded but oddly-self-impressed Indian trannie OP is saying stupid shit without realizing it's stupid (and in fact thinking it's brilliant)?

No way!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582450)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Indecent primrose double fault

(MAF)

isn't my wife (who all these posts are from) supposed to be underage AND mentally disabled?

sorry, i'll add quotation marks to compensate for your -10 on RC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582453)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 12:29 AM
Author: Self-centered beady-eyed nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582601)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Indecent primrose double fault

"i don't know about technology and thought it would be funny, i'm not a nerd. sorry"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582469)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Grizzly Depressive Stain

To be fair,

"Just laugh and tell me I am smart and funny and keep it moving, faggot!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582525)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 12:00 AM
Author: Indecent primrose double fault

you seem to be getting pretty mad at a 'disabled, underage boygirl', buddy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582532)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: Grizzly Depressive Stain

To be fair,

Sorry this thread is shit and you're getting called on it. Really hurtful stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582537)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 12:02 AM
Author: Indecent primrose double fault

(arguing with what he believes to be a child)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582540)



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Date: December 3rd, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Crusty gas station boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582486)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 12:21 AM
Author: metal know-it-all university

Lay off the weed, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582581)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 12:37 AM
Author: claret tantric hominid indian lodge

Was your "wife" born John Fetterman by any chance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582612)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 12:49 AM
Author: sick chartreuse yarmulke

The wife is trans then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582645)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 5:45 AM
Author: claret tantric hominid indian lodge

Yes, he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582989)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 12:49 AM
Author: Indecent primrose double fault

You are responding to a post on a forum whose primary clientle is middle-aged lawyers who use pseudonyms, although many of the people on the board are not actually lawyers. A person with the moniker 'Pumonymous' posts: "Was your "wife" born John Fetterman by any chance?" Your wife is a transgender woman, and John Fetterman is a Senatorial candidate who suffered a stroke prior to his election.

Write a response to the post "Was your "wife" born John Fetterman by any chance?". You find his post funny.

OPENAI

Dear Pumonymous,

I have to admit, your question about my wife and John Fetterman did catch me off guard and made me laugh. However, I understand that making assumptions about someone's gender identity or health without their consent or knowledge is not appropriate. Let's focus on the discussions at hand and avoid making personal attacks or offensive comments.

As members of this forum, it is our responsibility to engage in respectful and productive dialogue. Let's strive to create a safe and inclusive space for all members, regardless of their gender identity or medical condition. Thank you for considering my suggestion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582648)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 2:07 AM
Author: insecure haunting hell

Can you ask the AI to write a funny response instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582767)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 2:10 AM
Author: Indecent primrose double fault

Make your response funny.

Hey Pumonymous,

I'm not sure what my wife ever did to you to deserve such a ridiculous question, but I have to give you credit for coming up with such an outlandish theory. I mean, I know the Senatorial race can be intense, but I didn't realize it was causing people to lose their minds and start accusing my wife of being a stroke-suffering political candidate. But hey, at least you're keeping things interesting around here. Thanks for the laugh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582772)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 5:45 AM
Author: claret tantric hominid indian lodge

Which part of this is funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582988)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 6:11 AM
Author: metal know-it-all university

AI can’t be funny or original

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45583014)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bright becky antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45585094)



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Date: December 4th, 2022 5:55 AM
Author: claret tantric hominid indian lodge

Can you ask it to respond to the following next:

You are responding to a post on a forum whose primary clientle is middle-aged lawyers who use pseudonyms, although many of the people on the board are not actually lawyers. A user of the forum who is a brown transsexual male in a relationship with another transsexual male, whom he calls his "wife," has responded to a jibe humorously suggesting that his "wife's" barely intelligible rambling is indicative of a stroke, by asking an AI to generate a reply to that jibe, a reply which proves to be inapt in many respects:

- "making assumptions about someone's gender identity" - the gender identity of the aforementioned transsexual "wife" was already well known and so no assumption was necessary

- "making assumptions about someone's... health" - the remark was clearly intended in jest; obviously no actual health-related assumption was intended, and in any case it was a question rather than an assumption

- "avoid making personal attacks" - personal attacks, especially when phrased as cleverly sarcastic jokes, are an accepted staple of this forum, particularly when directed at odious lolcows such as spaceporn, benzo, and the aforementioned transsexual forum user

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45582997)



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Date: December 5th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Indecent primrose double fault

sadly i don't think it would understand referring to a trans woman as a 'transgender male'. it's just scientifically wrong!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45591679)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 3:27 AM
Author: claret tantric hominid indian lodge

In which sentence did I use the phrase "transgender male"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5246831&forum_id=2#45592300)