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imagine being a "dad" who can't throw a baseball or football

these people exist
Supple temple
  12/08/22
LEAVE MY DADS ALONE!
white charismatic shitlib lodge
  12/08/22
AND they're sportsnuts
Cyan contagious stage
  12/08/22
...
vermilion macaca
  12/08/22
...
Wonderful menage gaping
  12/08/22
this. its the easy way to act "like a man" without...
Beta locale mexican
  12/08/22
Correct
Arousing stage
  12/08/22
Leave me alone.
up-to-no-good transparent church building
  12/08/22
what about one who can bash a shuttlecock?
histrionic corner azn
  12/08/22
most of the boys at my kid's school are tacitly playing spor...
alcoholic purple tanning salon
  12/08/22
xoers are more into cricket or pingpong
Excitant Knife
  12/08/22
also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport_in_Israel#:~:text=...
Supple temple
  12/08/22
Baseball player here, can't throw a football. How do I do th...
180 base stock car
  12/08/22
how can you not throw a football. can't grip the ball? i've ...
razzle-dazzle whorehouse
  12/08/22
You throw a baseball basically sideways. I'm told I throw a ...
180 base stock car
  12/08/22
I can barely even move my arms
magical theater scourge upon the earth
  12/08/22
I'm actually terrible and pitching to my kids.
abusive fantasy-prone idiot
  12/08/22
my youngest still believes that dad is throwing him balls on...
Excitant Knife
  12/08/22
Lol I'm going to use that next practice. They won't buy it.
abusive fantasy-prone idiot
  12/08/22
I have zero respect for any "man" who didnt play h...
lascivious marketing idea
  12/08/22
what if he was in the army?
Beta locale mexican
  12/08/22
that has to depend on what they did in the army. high school...
alcoholic purple tanning salon
  12/08/22
This. if they were in a legit fire fight in the army, then t...
Rebellious stimulating national coffee pot
  12/08/22
same experience here. definitely makes a man out of you.
lascivious marketing idea
  12/08/22
same. practices started the summer before freshman year and ...
alcoholic purple tanning salon
  12/08/22
Jesus Christ this was miserable
Supple temple
  12/08/22
I remember in between going to some kids house I barely knew...
Fragrant Brunch Electric Furnace
  12/08/22
two a days for high school football were legit brutal har...
Ultramarine Aromatic Antidepressant Drug
  12/08/22
Correct
Arousing stage
  12/08/22
...
lascivious marketing idea
  12/08/22
What if he was such a badass they sent a helicopter to come ...
abusive fantasy-prone idiot
  12/08/22
...
razzle-dazzle whorehouse
  12/08/22
why would anyone have any respect for anyone joining the arm...
Orchid fluffy hospital haunted graveyard
  12/08/22
...
Arousing stage
  12/08/22
reptilebrain
brindle space mother
  12/08/22
i quit after two years and a few injuries that might have de...
Supple temple
  12/08/22
It's all cope if you can't throw a punch or do a proper take...
pink state
  12/08/22
(guy who didn't play any sports growing up but who loves wat...
Supple temple
  12/08/22
(Guy who's never done MMA or boxing)
pink state
  12/08/22
This. Wrestling amogs all sports
Cyan contagious stage
  12/08/22
A few months ago, I went to some type of prole "fair&qu...
cordovan exciting station immigrant
  12/08/22
peak experience
Supple temple
  12/08/22
He was getting pretty worked up and wanted to keep going and...
Ultramarine Aromatic Antidepressant Drug
  12/08/22
She fucked a carny that night
Excitant Knife
  12/08/22


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Date: December 8th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Supple temple

these people exist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45603635)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 11:55 AM
Author: white charismatic shitlib lodge

LEAVE MY DADS ALONE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45603700)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: Cyan contagious stage

AND they're sportsnuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45603710)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: vermilion macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45603725)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: Wonderful menage gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604373)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:14 PM
Author: Beta locale mexican

this. its the easy way to act "like a man" without actually having to get your hands dirty. just wear a jersey and hang at buffalo wild wings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604457)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:25 PM
Author: Arousing stage

Correct



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604508)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 12:02 PM
Author: up-to-no-good transparent church building

Leave me alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45603730)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 12:02 PM
Author: histrionic corner azn

what about one who can bash a shuttlecock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45603733)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: alcoholic purple tanning salon

most of the boys at my kid's school are tacitly playing sports that most will wash out of by middle and certainly high school. it's 100% a product of having dads that are not athletic and don't spend time raising their sons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45603783)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 12:20 PM
Author: Excitant Knife

xoers are more into cricket or pingpong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45603836)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 12:23 PM
Author: Supple temple

also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport_in_Israel#:~:text=The%20most%20popular%20sports%20in,teams%20have%20been%20competitive%20internationally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45603853)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:38 PM
Author: 180 base stock car

Baseball player here, can't throw a football. How do I do that at this stage of life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604292)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle whorehouse

how can you not throw a football. can't grip the ball? i've never seen a legit baseball that couldn't also throw a football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604355)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 3:33 PM
Author: 180 base stock car

You throw a baseball basically sideways. I'm told I throw a football like I throw a baseball. No spiral. I'm doing something wrong but don't know how to fix it at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604888)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:41 PM
Author: magical theater scourge upon the earth

I can barely even move my arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604309)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 1:49 PM
Author: abusive fantasy-prone idiot

I'm actually terrible and pitching to my kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604345)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:02 PM
Author: Excitant Knife

my youngest still believes that dad is throwing him balls on purpose, to test his eye

I never told him this explicitly but I've never exactly corrected him either. he'll figure it out soon enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604407)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: abusive fantasy-prone idiot

Lol I'm going to use that next practice. They won't buy it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604435)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: lascivious marketing idea

I have zero respect for any "man" who didnt play high school football.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604414)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:13 PM
Author: Beta locale mexican

what if he was in the army?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604452)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:14 PM
Author: alcoholic purple tanning salon

that has to depend on what they did in the army. high school 2-a-days* are probably harder than what passes for bootcamp

*i'll qualify this as 2-a-days as i recall them. it's entirely possible football today is kneecapped and the kids don't do as much pads + hits as we did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604460)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:23 PM
Author: Rebellious stimulating national coffee pot

This. if they were in a legit fire fight in the army, then thats a different story - but most of the army is just sitting around and basic training is just a tough mudder.

I played varsity ball in the 90s and our doubles lasted 4 weeks in the summer heat and were horrible. Full pads all day, wind sprints, constant hitting drills, locker room fights ranging from fair-one fist fights, to all out brawls.

also water breaks were for pussies, and a concussion was called "getting your bell rung" and you were expected back on the field immediately. This I'm sure has changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604496)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: lascivious marketing idea

same experience here. definitely makes a man out of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604513)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 4:36 PM
Author: alcoholic purple tanning salon

same. practices started the summer before freshman year and they'd line us up against juniors and seniors who were jacked af on roids for "who wants to hit" drills to weed us out.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45605243)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: Supple temple

Jesus Christ this was miserable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45605343)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:56 PM
Author: Fragrant Brunch Electric Furnace

I remember in between going to some kids house I barely knew who lived 2 blocks from school and just passing out until the next practice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45605619)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Ultramarine Aromatic Antidepressant Drug

two a days for high school football were legit brutal

harder than basic training in the military, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45605625)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:25 PM
Author: Arousing stage

Correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604502)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:25 PM
Author: lascivious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604506)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: abusive fantasy-prone idiot

What if he was such a badass they sent a helicopter to come get him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604539)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:33 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604550)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:17 PM
Author: Orchid fluffy hospital haunted graveyard

why would anyone have any respect for anyone joining the army?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604471)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:25 PM
Author: Arousing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604505)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:40 PM
Author: brindle space mother

reptilebrain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604592)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:50 PM
Author: Supple temple

i quit after two years and a few injuries that might have derailed my other sports.

my fucking dad still gives me shit about it lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604660)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: pink state

It's all cope if you can't throw a punch or do a proper takedown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604678)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:55 PM
Author: Supple temple

(guy who didn't play any sports growing up but who loves watching mma vids on youtube)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604684)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: pink state

(Guy who's never done MMA or boxing)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45605551)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: Cyan contagious stage

This. Wrestling amogs all sports

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45604685)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: cordovan exciting station immigrant

A few months ago, I went to some type of prole "fair" or "carnival" with my wife. They had a game where you have to shatter a beer bottle with a baseball from about 20-25 feet away. The bottles were spaced a foot or more apart, not stacked in a pyramid where they'd be easy to hit. We saw some Melvin try it with his family and completely humiliate himself. He was all over the place with an awkward, effiminate windup and throwing form, tossing balls way high or directly into the ground because he didn't understand when to let go, etc. He was getting pretty worked up and wanted to keep going and eventually his wife was like "no sweetie, it's ok." Definitely some tension.

My wife wanted me to try and I had no idea wtf was going to happen because I am in my early 40s, had not tried to throw a ball hard in more than 10 years, and had never played even "a little ball" to begin with. The last time I can even rember throwing a baseball was at the speed pitch booth at my high school graduation party. I think I topped out at 78.

Anyways, I grab the first ball, assuming that even if I hit a bottle, they're probably thick and the ball was just going to graze it or bounce off. So I just tried to throw straight and hard without aiming at anything. To my extreme surprise, I RIFLED it straight through a bottle, shattering the fuck out of it, and winning a small toy for my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45605542)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: Supple temple

peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45605593)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 5:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine Aromatic Antidepressant Drug

He was getting pretty worked up and wanted to keep going and eventually his wife was like "no sweetie, it's ok." Definitely some tension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45605616)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: Excitant Knife

She fucked a carny that night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5249484&forum_id=2#45605908)