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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Bipolar Topaz Parlor | 01/03/23 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Bipolar Topaz Parlor One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: cream plaza deer antler https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Bipolar Topaz Parlor Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Twisted Trump Supporter 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Bipolar Topaz Parlor Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Duck-like State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Grizzly fanboi alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Massive marvelous filthpig range anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: cream plaza deer antler everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Massive marvelous filthpig range so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: cream plaza deer antler (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Massive marvelous filthpig range It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: cream plaza deer antler more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: appetizing wagecucks 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: cream plaza deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Cerebral indian lodge milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Duck-like State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Grizzly fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Excitant address therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy cruise ship sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620946) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: soul-stirring factory reset button kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: light shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: cream plaza deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: cream plaza deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Hateful psychic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: hairraiser blathering parlour newt SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Diverse Ungodly Dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: passionate yarmulke sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Swashbuckling Love Of Her Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Heady travel guidebook The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: comical khaki rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: soul-stirring factory reset button kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: soul-stirring factory reset button kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: soul-stirring factory reset button kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: soul-stirring factory reset button kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: soul-stirring factory reset button kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47219210) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: light shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: soul-stirring factory reset button kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: avocado sexy shitlib brunch Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: soul-stirring factory reset button kitchen QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Amethyst gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: brass goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Diverse Ungodly Dragon (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604053) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: sepia cheese-eating senate idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: sepia cheese-eating senate idiot The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Grizzly fanboi it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: brass goal in life when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Grizzly fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Diverse Ungodly Dragon (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47621001) |