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Date: March 21st, 2023 12:52 AM Author: beady-eyed bawdyhouse bbw
I live in NYC and met a college senior in December when I was on the west coast for work and have made a couple trips back to see her. I’m much older …
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Dear Mr. Pumo,
I hope this message finds you well. I wanted to reach out to you today to express how I'm feeling about our relationship. As we have been talking for the past 4 months, I've come to the realization that I'm getting very serious about us without any concrete assurance of where we stand.
I've been doing everything in my power to close the distance between us, including applying to graduate school and jobs in your city. But I feel like I need to know where we stand in terms of our future together.
I want to have a serious relationship with direction and purpose. I want to know if you see me in your future and if we are both on the same page. If you don't see us having a future together, I would rather know now so that I can move on and find what I'm looking for.
I value our relationship and the time we've spent together, but I believe that honesty and transparency are essential for any successful relationship. Please let me know your thoughts and feelings on the matter.
Thank you for taking the time to read this message. I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Best regards,
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Date: March 21st, 2023 9:03 AM Author: contagious stag film
I asked ChatGPT if it could recommend any stylistic revisions. This is the result:
Dear Mr. Pumo,
I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to express my feelings about our relationship. During the past four months of talking, I have come to realize that I am getting serious about us. However, I have not received any concrete assurance of where we stand, and this is causing me some anxiety.
I have made considerable efforts to close the distance between us, such as applying to graduate school and jobs in your city. Nevertheless, I feel like I need to know where we stand regarding our future together.
I want to have a relationship with a clear direction and purpose. Therefore, I would appreciate it if you could let me know your thoughts and feelings about our future together. If you do not see us having a future together, I would rather know now so that I can move on and find what I am looking for.
I value our relationship and the time we have spent together. However, honesty and transparency are fundamental to any successful relationship, and I believe we owe it to each other to be open and honest about our feelings.
Thank you for taking the time to read this message. I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Best regards,
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Date: March 21st, 2023 12:56 AM Author: fishy range hunting ground
DESCRIBE how u met her
she seems mildly autistic
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Date: March 21st, 2023 3:29 AM Author: Cerebral tanning salon
Best Regards,
Jiung-Hu Xi
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Date: March 21st, 2023 9:29 AM Author: Racy trust fund
Dearest Lady Penelope Cheng,
Permit me, peerless Persephone, to proclaim my prodigious pleasure in perusing your poignant and poetic parchment, akin to a gentle, nourishing rain upon the parched and yearning landscape of my soul. I am in good health and high spirits, like a vigorous oak standing tall and triumphant in a verdant forest, and I trust you find yourself similarly situated, blooming brilliantly like a delicate rose amidst the flourishing flora of an Elysian garden.
I confess that your captivating correspondence has stirred within me sentiments of the deepest deliberation and reflection, as if the divine Muses themselves were dancing delicately upon the canvas of my heart, daubing it with the vibrant hues of emotion. The passage of these past four months, like the ebbing and flowing of Neptune's mighty ocean, though marked by distance and daunting circumstance, has rendered my heart increasingly enamored by your grace, charm, and wit – as irresistibly captivating as the mesmerizing beauty of Helen, whose visage launched a thousand ships.
Indeed, the sagacity of your intellect and the indefatigability with which you pursue your aspirations have left me in a state of rapture, as if I were a humble moth inexorably, ineluctably, and mathematically drawn to your brilliance by the cords of Atropos, our quantum entanglement of predestination a force more potent than the strongest nuclear bonds, more subtle than the weakest nucleic force. Your assiduous endeavors to bridge the chasm that cleaves us asunder, your charge as valiant Lady Lancelot to leap the vast expanse of a treacherous moat by means of applications to esteemed institutions and employment opportunities within my vicinity, have not gone unnoticed, my dear. The nobility of your intentions, reminiscent of the celestial spheres in their divine harmony, evokes the chivalric tales of yore, such as the intrepid exploits of Roland, the loyal paladin, and the already-mentioned noble knights of the fabled Table in the Round. Your virtue and valor have stirred within my breast a profound sense of admiration and affection, as if I were beholding the radiant countenance of Hyperion himself, rising resplendent over the horizon.
In matters of the heart, I find myself inclined towards candor and transparency, as a crystal-clear stream meandering through the pristine valley of Arcadia. As such, allow me to avow that the prospect of a future entwined with yours stirs within me a felicity most ineffable, like the sweetest strains of Orpheus' lyre that charmed even the stony hearts of the underworld. Your desire for a relationship imbued with direction and purpose resonates deeply with my own, and I envision a shared destiny replete with joy and mutual enrichment, as if we were two celestial bodies drawn together by the irresistible forces of gravity, like the sun and moon dancing in the sky in their eternal pas de deux.
I beseech you, divine lady, to grant me the opportunity to discuss these matters further, that we may disentangle the skein of our emotions and intentions, like Theseus navigating the labyrinthine complexities of the Minotaur's den, and thereby illuminate a path towards our collective future – a path that stretches towards the horizon, bathed in the golden light of eternal bliss.
As Heisenberg's uncertainty principle elucidates the enigmatic nature of subatomic particles, so too are our hearts and minds entwined in an intricate dance of emotions and intentions, suspended in a liminal state between longing and fulfillment. Let us, then, like intrepid explorers in search of the Higgs boson, delve into the unknown realms of our affections, that we may unravel the mysteries of our entangled hearts and forge a connection as enduring as the cosmic strings that stretch across the vast expanse of the universe. Guided by the wisdom of Minerva, may we embark upon this odyssey together, navigating the tumultuous seas of emotion with the steadfast resolve of Ulysses, and the unwavering loyalty of Penelope.
Our journey, like that of the legendary Aeneas, shall be fraught with trials and tribulations, yet the gleaming beacon of our love shall light our way, as resplendent as the eternal flame of Prometheus. As we embark upon this sacred quest, let us draw upon the strength of Hercules, the cunning of Odysseus, and the patience of Atlas, as we strive to forge a bond as unbreakable as the chains of Andromeda.
Together, like the twin stars of Castor and Pollux, we shall traverse the celestial heavens, soaring to heights heretofore unattainable, and plumbing the depths of our souls, like the intrepid Leander, whose unyielding love for Hero compelled him to brave the perilous waters of the Hellespont.
In the spirit of chivalry, let us embark upon this noble journey as Arthur and Guinevere, seeking to unveil the hidden truths of our hearts, like the fabled knights in pursuit of the elusive Holy Grail. Amidst the swirling maelstrom of emotion, let our love be a steadfast rock, unwavering and unyielding, like the mighty Excalibur, which none could wrest from its stony embrace, save the chosen one, the rightful King -- as I am yours, and you mine.
Thus, I implore you, my celestial muse, to grant me the opportunity to delve into the depths of our shared aspirations, that we may traverse the quixotic realms of quantum entanglement, and uncover the secrets of our hearts – as enigmatic and elusive as the elusive neutrino – and together, forge a love that transcends the boundaries of space and time.
Yours exceedingly truly,
Mr. Pumo
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Date: March 21st, 2023 4:09 PM Author: Know-it-all death wish
in case u missed the "genius dentist poisons wife thread"
Date: March 21st, 2023 10:52 AM
Author: Bill Paxton and Paul Reiser in ALIENS
This guy is a retard. You can buy almonds that have significant cyanide content to the point they are dangerous to eat a lot of. Just buy them at a health store, mix into smoothie, play dumb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYagO-nup6c
Search "Bitter almonds" on amazon
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Date: March 21st, 2023 9:35 AM Author: massive affirmative action parlour
Dear (girl),
Wow fuck my dick lmao
Loving regards,
Mr. Pumo
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