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How to deter a homeless guy who sits every day on a bench near where I live

Thinking of buying rubbing alcohol or something really obnox...
Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface
  05/12/23
Yeah, if there’s one thing hobos hate, it’s the ...
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peach trip philosopher-king
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wild shitlib nursing home
  06/02/23
Choke him out
white lay lettuce
  05/12/23
Call the cops and alert them that a vagrant is about
Galvanic Rambunctious Garrison
  05/12/23
Probably not illegal to sit on a public bench
vibrant chocolate area karate
  05/12/23
Not illegal to sit on one, but illegal to loiter in one. Re...
Galvanic Rambunctious Garrison
  05/12/23
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wild shitlib nursing home
  06/02/23
Unfortunately it's not illegal where I live. The homeless pr...
Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface
  05/12/23
(fox butterfield)
angry ruby gaping stage
  05/13/23
Leave a bottle of vodka spiked with fentanyl below the benc...
stimulating toilet seat
  05/12/23
Yeah the pills only cost like $5 Max.. just buy them from th...
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Navy 180 spot skinny woman
  06/05/23
concertina wire
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Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface
  05/12/23
What would Jesus do? Go give him food
stirring sanctuary gaming laptop
  05/12/23
A lot of people don't pick up after their dogs so I might li...
Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface
  05/12/23
Jesus was pretty explicit about giving food applying to non-...
Galvanic Rambunctious Garrison
  05/12/23
this cant be true lol
stirring sanctuary gaming laptop
  05/13/23
How does giving food deter bench sitting in this scenario
vibrant chocolate area karate
  05/13/23
Literally 100% true, he chased the money-changers out of the...
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Hideous bearded police squad indian lodge
  05/13/23
Lmao you ever tried to give a bum food?
passionate abode personal credit line
  05/13/23
Yes
stirring sanctuary gaming laptop
  05/13/23
I've had to do this at my office. No, alcohol will just evap...
Bull Headed Razzmatazz Stag Film
  05/12/23
180 smalls
electric filthpig
  05/12/23
Change bench design https://interestingengineering.com/c...
zippy soul-stirring half-breed
  05/12/23
Lol at ppl opposing this
vibrant chocolate area karate
  05/13/23
I support all of these.
Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface
  05/18/23
i had this problem recently i bought 2 things 1. was a...
contagious mood
  05/12/23
alpha
Crawly Cruise Ship
  05/13/23
Expose your cock to him every day until he skeedaddles
Swollen theatre
  05/13/23
have you considered leaving him the fuck alone
thirsty razzle hell sneaky criminal
  05/13/23
gbti
contagious mood
  05/13/23
lol, fuck off
Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface
  05/18/23
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wild shitlib nursing home
  06/02/23
I think 20 bucks and a pack of cigs would do it
mind-boggling state affirmative action
  05/13/23
rape him and tell him he wont get raped again unless he stop...
hyperventilating doctorate
  05/13/23
stink bombs
Big wrinkle
  05/13/23
fix the glitch
Copper titillating headpube
  05/13/23
just give him the bottle of rubbing alcohol and the problem ...
passionate abode personal credit line
  05/13/23
Glue tacks to it.
cerebral mischievous macaca sound barrier
  05/14/23
boomer remover
peach trip philosopher-king
  05/14/23
I'm thinking either super glue or Sprite to attract ants and...
Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface
  06/02/23
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Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface
  06/02/23
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Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface
  06/05/23
Maybe molasses or honey? Something hard to clean that's an i...
Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface
  06/05/23
sounds like you live in a lib hellhole and would probably ge...
bronze antidepressant drug
  06/05/23
I don't. Just a warm area that's not quite conservative enou...
Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface
  06/05/23
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  06/08/23


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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:23 PM
Author: Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface

Thinking of buying rubbing alcohol or something really obnoxious smelling and pouring it under the bench to see if it keeps him away. Any other ideas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46305967)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: Pontificating glassy really tough guy travel guidebook

Yeah, if there’s one thing hobos hate, it’s the strong smell of alcohol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306797)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Twinkling cruel-hearted gunner



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Date: May 14th, 2023 1:21 AM
Author: peach trip philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46309360)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:09 AM
Author: wild shitlib nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46382344)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:24 PM
Author: white lay lettuce

Choke him out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46305970)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:24 PM
Author: Galvanic Rambunctious Garrison

Call the cops and alert them that a vagrant is about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46305974)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:26 PM
Author: vibrant chocolate area karate

Probably not illegal to sit on a public bench

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46305981)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:48 PM
Author: Galvanic Rambunctious Garrison

Not illegal to sit on one, but illegal to loiter in one. Regardless that's ultimately for the courts to decide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306042)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:09 AM
Author: wild shitlib nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46382345)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:32 PM
Author: Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface

Unfortunately it's not illegal where I live. The homeless problem is less bad than in most cities though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306000)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: angry ruby gaping stage

(fox butterfield)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306132)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:28 PM
Author: stimulating toilet seat

Leave a bottle of vodka spiked with fentanyl below the bench one night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46305986)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 1:40 AM
Author: Cheese-eating ape

Yeah the pills only cost like $5 Max.. just buy them from the dudes on the street corner crush them and grind and put them in the bottle and your problem goes away.. be sure to use like 5 to 10 tablets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306309)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:10 AM
Author: wild shitlib nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46382346)



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Date: June 5th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Navy 180 spot skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46391851)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:33 PM
Author: Racy Church Persian

concertina wire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306007)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306018)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: stirring sanctuary gaming laptop

What would Jesus do?

Go give him food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306019)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:40 PM
Author: Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface

A lot of people don't pick up after their dogs so I might literally move dog shit to under the bench. Fuck the bum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306025)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:48 PM
Author: Galvanic Rambunctious Garrison

Jesus was pretty explicit about giving food applying to non-vagrants only

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306044)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary gaming laptop

this cant be true lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306201)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 1:29 AM
Author: vibrant chocolate area karate

How does giving food deter bench sitting in this scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306292)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 9:33 AM
Author: Galvanic Rambunctious Garrison

Literally 100% true, he chased the money-changers out of the temple because they were VAGRANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306783)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 9:37 AM
Author: azure crackhouse regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306788)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 1:10 AM
Author: passionate abode personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46309339)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Hideous bearded police squad indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306088)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 1:32 AM
Author: passionate abode personal credit line

Lmao

you ever tried to give a bum food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306299)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 1:38 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary gaming laptop

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306308)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:40 PM
Author: Bull Headed Razzmatazz Stag Film

I've had to do this at my office. No, alcohol will just evaporate in like 5 minutes. You need to hit it from several angles. Make a mixture of stuff from the store that you can quickly spread on the bench. Puréed habereros, honey, deer piss (hunting section), and some strong adhesive (3M makes good tacky stuff). This will burn, attract stinging insects, smell terrible, and will make a sticky mess that's extremely hard to remove, especially for someone with one outfit and no shower. If you want to be really mean you could add broken glass, but the above formula works well and is discreet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306027)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: electric filthpig

180 smalls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306037)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: zippy soul-stirring half-breed

Change bench design

https://interestingengineering.com/culture/15-examples-of-anti-homeless-hostile-architecture-that-you-probably-never-noticed-before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306039)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: vibrant chocolate area karate

Lol at ppl opposing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306118)



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Date: May 18th, 2023 6:00 PM
Author: Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface

I support all of these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46328142)



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Date: May 12th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: contagious mood

i had this problem recently

i bought 2 things

1. was a machine that makes a sound that is imperceivable to adults but annoying as hell to kids (precautionary but only tangentially related to the bum)

2. coyote and buck urine, i bought a lot and poured it all over the area he would chill and a few places i was sure he might go, he didnt last 1 hour and never returned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306040)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 10:01 PM
Author: Crawly Cruise Ship

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46308815)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:24 AM
Author: Swollen theatre

Expose your cock to him every day until he skeedaddles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306129)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:28 AM
Author: thirsty razzle hell sneaky criminal

have you considered leaving him the fuck alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306135)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: contagious mood

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306161)



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Date: May 18th, 2023 6:00 PM
Author: Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface

lol, fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46328144)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:10 AM
Author: wild shitlib nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46382348)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:36 AM
Author: mind-boggling state affirmative action

I think 20 bucks and a pack of cigs would do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306147)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: hyperventilating doctorate

rape him and tell him he wont get raped again unless he stops coming around



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306149)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 1:12 AM
Author: Big wrinkle

stink bombs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306253)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 1:25 AM
Author: Copper titillating headpube

fix the glitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306284)



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Date: May 13th, 2023 1:33 AM
Author: passionate abode personal credit line

just give him the bottle of rubbing alcohol and the problem will work itself out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46306300)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 1:11 AM
Author: cerebral mischievous macaca sound barrier

Glue tacks to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46309340)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 1:21 AM
Author: peach trip philosopher-king

boomer remover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46309359)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:18 AM
Author: Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface

I'm thinking either super glue or Sprite to attract ants and make it sticky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46382220)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46384742)



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Date: June 5th, 2023 1:30 PM
Author: Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46391828)



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Date: June 5th, 2023 1:30 PM
Author: Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface

Maybe molasses or honey? Something hard to clean that's an insect magnet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46391830)



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Date: June 5th, 2023 1:35 PM
Author: bronze antidepressant drug

sounds like you live in a lib hellhole and would probably get caught on camera if you did any pranky shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46391836)



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Date: June 5th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface

I don't. Just a warm area that's not quite conservative enough to arrest all the bums.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46391842)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 6:36 PM
Author: Turquoise Dashing Sex Offender Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339684&forum_id=2#46405069)