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went to Hooters for lunch today for the first time in YEARs. Very disappointing

Should be a pretty prime location since to my knowledge its ...
Drab bateful range boltzmann
  05/25/23
What wa$ the bill?
Black diverse sanctuary mood
  05/25/23
Top poasting faggit
marvelous adulterous cruise ship
  05/25/23
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Black diverse sanctuary mood
  05/25/23
You said you top poast to call out bitch OPs. You think D...
marvelous adulterous cruise ship
  05/25/23
sweet tea + side salad + 4 piece chicken nugs == $20 before ...
Drab bateful range boltzmann
  05/25/23
I don't take critiques from "men" who order chicke...
floppy dark doctorate garrison
  05/25/23
50 year old boomer ordering a salad from Hooters tp
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vigorous doobsian sound barrier
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Useless fantasy-prone stage
  05/25/23
Hooters has fallen off but your order sucks. Gotta go for th...
lake trip locus
  05/25/23
several nigga sheets of romaine
Carnelian Corner Fanboi
  05/25/23
i remember their wings being so good. i'd like to go back fo...
lemon bearded crackhouse
  05/25/23
Never been in a Hooters. The appeal is kind of lost on me. I...
brass fragrant halford
  05/25/23
not going to lie, my latina waitress was petite with long sk...
Drab bateful range boltzmann
  05/25/23
Same, but I'm not too aspie to realize guys *love* talking t...
pea-brained dilemma hissy fit
  05/25/23
i had a couple of friends in college who really wanted to go...
Sepia abnormal theater
  05/25/23
You should have gotten carry out
razzle-dazzle submissive yarmulke
  05/25/23
How was the ranch?
smoky gaming laptop round eye
  05/25/23
what feminists did to buffalo wing breasturants was disgusti...
supple massive windowlicker
  05/25/23
why would a high SV woman work there when she can make 10X a...
citrine lay messiness
  05/25/23
hooters chicks still have their dignity
Rusted Outnumbered Skinny Woman
  05/25/23
lol
concupiscible disturbing preventive strike
  05/25/23
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Magenta cerebral center famous landscape painting
  05/26/23
lol she must have been pissed that you ordered off the kids'...
Bearded Soul-stirring Stag Film
  05/25/23
the food was gross man
Drab bateful range boltzmann
  05/25/23
I thought they used to have great wings
Tripping hairless locale
  05/25/23
Hooters is by and large trash. YUGE mistake is going to o...
Insecure School Cafeteria Ape
  05/25/23
National Geographics is credited. Jet black women with their...
Bearded Soul-stirring Stag Film
  05/25/23
Why not just go to a strip club
smoky gaming laptop round eye
  05/25/23
shittier food
Insecure School Cafeteria Ape
  05/25/23
I guess it depends. The place I used to go to had excellent ...
smoky gaming laptop round eye
  05/26/23
um, the in the OLD days they were staffed front to back with...
mind-boggling point cumskin
  05/25/23
the only thing worse than that experience is your order. chi...
ebony know-it-all mediation
  05/25/23
Sorry your tendies and salad didn’t meet your expectat...
Heady hideous bawdyhouse
  05/25/23
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Tripping hairless locale
  05/25/23
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Black diverse sanctuary mood
  05/25/23
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adventurous insanely creepy community account
  05/25/23
Knew this would be a doodikoff thread. Really like it here
alcoholic gunner liquid oxygen
  05/25/23
In about 1999, I went to visit my cousin who lived in an apa...
Arousing Bistre University
  05/25/23
When I was maybe 12 or 13 I went to visit some family who li...
bat-shit-crazy snowy affirmative action
  05/25/23
Did you get a boner?
marvelous adulterous cruise ship
  05/25/23
I don't remember I'm still processing this tbh
bat-shit-crazy snowy affirmative action
  05/25/23
Holy shit lol
Tripping hairless locale
  05/25/23
One of the more scarring experiences of my childhood
bat-shit-crazy snowy affirmative action
  05/25/23
by "scarring" im sure you mean "peak"
concupiscible disturbing preventive strike
  05/25/23
That too
bat-shit-crazy snowy affirmative action
  05/26/23
"Sure, why not, I'll go" said Uncle Bob as Aunt De...
Exhilarant Glassy Really Tough Guy
  05/25/23
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bat-shit-crazy snowy affirmative action
  05/26/23
Back in the 90s, you used to be able to subtly finger the wa...
cowardly toilet seat
  05/25/23


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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: Drab bateful range boltzmann

Should be a pretty prime location since to my knowledge its the closest one to the Hooters corporate headquarters (like a mile away).

Almost all of the waitresses were legitimately obese, my waitress was the only one who was not (cute petite latina with a giant ass hanging out).

I ordered chicken fingers and a salad.

The salad was literally several sheets of romaine lettuce barely pulled apart, with some cheese sprinkled on. Salad dressing in a little plastic cup that was not nearly enough to cover the salad. 3/10.

Chicken fingers had ok fried breading but were not cooked long enough. One of them was chewy when you bit into it. 2/10

Overall experience: 3/10

Kind of depressing, I remember the old days when there were always at least a couple cuties working there and the food (while never great) was passable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354930)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:48 PM
Author: Black diverse sanctuary mood

What wa$ the bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356316)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:28 PM
Author: marvelous adulterous cruise ship

Top poasting faggit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356434)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: Black diverse sanctuary mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356477)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:51 PM
Author: marvelous adulterous cruise ship

You said you top poast to call out bitch OPs.

You think Doodikoff is a bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356492)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:48 PM
Author: Drab bateful range boltzmann

sweet tea + side salad + 4 piece chicken nugs == $20 before tip

egregiously expensive too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356682)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:49 PM
Author: floppy dark doctorate garrison

I don't take critiques from "men" who order chicken fingers with a salad as their meal. HTFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356324)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:54 PM
Author: geriatric cocky giraffe masturbator

50 year old boomer ordering a salad from Hooters tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354947)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:20 PM
Author: vigorous doobsian sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355700)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Useless fantasy-prone stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356531)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:55 PM
Author: lake trip locus

Hooters has fallen off but your order sucks. Gotta go for the wings and fries, the only things they do well. Plus the draft beer which is always like 34 degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354954)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Carnelian Corner Fanboi

several nigga sheets of romaine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354959)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 3:57 PM
Author: lemon bearded crackhouse

i remember their wings being so good. i'd like to go back for them. need to go with some bro. don't wanna go to hooters solo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354964)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: brass fragrant halford

Never been in a Hooters. The appeal is kind of lost on me. It is not like I can whip out my schlong and start whacking away because some bimbo in shorts and a tight shirt is serving me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354983)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Drab bateful range boltzmann

not going to lie, my latina waitress was petite with long skinny legs, but her ass (which was fully bare and hanging out) was huge. It was kind of a marvel to behold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46354994)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:27 PM
Author: pea-brained dilemma hissy fit

Same, but I'm not too aspie to realize guys *love* talking to hot chicks even when said women are only interested in their tips....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355109)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Sepia abnormal theater

i had a couple of friends in college who really wanted to go ended up going on 3-4 different occasions. its just a really bad version of a strip club. didn't care for it, found it more awkward than anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355265)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle submissive yarmulke

You should have gotten carry out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355020)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: smoky gaming laptop round eye

How was the ranch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355164)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:47 PM
Author: supple massive windowlicker

what feminists did to buffalo wing breasturants was disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355197)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: citrine lay messiness

why would a high SV woman work there when she can make 10X as much online?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355208)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:55 PM
Author: Rusted Outnumbered Skinny Woman

hooters chicks still have their dignity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355225)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:07 PM
Author: concupiscible disturbing preventive strike

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355661)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 11:10 AM
Author: Magenta cerebral center famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46357852)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:53 PM
Author: Bearded Soul-stirring Stag Film

lol she must have been pissed that you ordered off the kids' menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355220)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Drab bateful range boltzmann

the food was gross man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Tripping hairless locale

I thought they used to have great wings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355229)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 5:14 PM
Author: Insecure School Cafeteria Ape

Hooters is by and large trash.

YUGE mistake is going to one in or near a major city.

I discovered the one worth going to anywhere near me and it was like an oasis.

My order is blackened caesar salad, naked wings with jerk rub, and fries with cheese.

Twin Peaks is a better breastaurant. Tilted Kilt used to be 18000 around me, but they went down the tubes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355298)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: Bearded Soul-stirring Stag Film

National Geographics is credited. Jet black women with their tits fully exposed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355551)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: smoky gaming laptop round eye

Why not just go to a strip club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355652)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:17 PM
Author: Insecure School Cafeteria Ape

shittier food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356171)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: smoky gaming laptop round eye

I guess it depends. The place I used to go to had excellent bar food. As a teenager we'd order take out and then walk in to get the food. Always tried to go sit down and eat but they'd kick us out within 5 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46358872)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 6:42 PM
Author: mind-boggling point cumskin

um, the in the OLD days they were staffed front to back with 8.5+ or better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355573)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: ebony know-it-all mediation

the only thing worse than that experience is your order. chicken fingers and salad wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355657)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:48 PM
Author: Heady hideous bawdyhouse

Sorry your tendies and salad didn’t meet your expectation bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355855)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:03 PM
Author: Tripping hairless locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356125)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:42 PM
Author: Black diverse sanctuary mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356288)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: adventurous insanely creepy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356326)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:49 PM
Author: alcoholic gunner liquid oxygen

Knew this would be a doodikoff thread. Really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46355858)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:06 PM
Author: Arousing Bistre University

In about 1999, I went to visit my cousin who lived in an apartment in Toledo, Ohio. He took me to Hooters. It was the first time I had ever been. I remember it was a blast.

I remember that night, back at the apartment, we all watched Scream 2 together, which he had rented on VHS.

Those were better times.

I like Ohio. I have had good times there.

Toledo, Sandusky, Cleveland, Cincinnati.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356134)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:22 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy snowy affirmative action

When I was maybe 12 or 13 I went to visit some family who lived far away and I saw rarely. My cousin, who was definitely the hot cousin, worked as a waitress at Hooters and for some reason everyone agreed it would be a good idea to go there while she was working so she could wait on our table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356191)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: marvelous adulterous cruise ship

Did you get a boner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356195)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:25 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy snowy affirmative action

I don't remember I'm still processing this tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356201)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: Tripping hairless locale

Holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356279)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy snowy affirmative action

One of the more scarring experiences of my childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356291)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 10:58 PM
Author: concupiscible disturbing preventive strike

by "scarring" im sure you mean "peak"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356520)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy snowy affirmative action

That too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356756)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Exhilarant Glassy Really Tough Guy

"Sure, why not, I'll go" said Uncle Bob as Aunt Deborah looked on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356528)



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Date: May 26th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy snowy affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356757)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 9:40 PM
Author: cowardly toilet seat

Back in the 90s, you used to be able to subtly finger the waitresses when they were bringing you your orders. There wasn't anything forced or nonconsensual about this--they openly encouraged you to subtly finger them and they even named a daily special "The Tuna Fish Special" as a way for interested customers to signal their desire to finger the waitress. As the 90s slowly unwound and advanced into the tumultuous 00s, this tradition at Hooters was gradually done away with, first in the farthest outposts of the Hooters Empire and then gradually nearer and nearer into the interior region of its Reign of Restaurants until finally, circa 2008 as the Financial Crisis was at its peak the Hooters HQ in Pennsylvania from which the entire font of the breastaurant industry began discontinued the practice, ending it on a cold, windy day in October with a final extended fingering ceremony to which all in the community and among the Hooters loyalists around the country were invited to attend and participate in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5345836&forum_id=2#46356277)