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Twitter has doubled in value since Elon bought it. Sorry libs.

https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1664036532548689928?s=46&...
Pontificating splenetic nursing home
  05/31/23
To be fair, Jesus, Elon just can't stop losing. This is o...
Ungodly fantasy-prone jewess
  06/01/23
peter principal
plum hilarious stag film
  05/31/23
gee, I guess he's done for then. No way that value is based...
sinister principal's office ratface
  05/31/23
To be fair, LOL keep huffing that copium, Trumpkin. O...
Ungodly fantasy-prone jewess
  06/01/23
Cr probably the next Amazon given Elon's business acumen.
vermilion electric queen of the night tank
  06/01/23
To be fair, Really amazing that rando shitlawyers no one ...
Ungodly fantasy-prone jewess
  06/01/23
Can’t tell if this is sarcastic or not tbh
Apoplectic senate
  06/01/23
Doesn't matter it was just to bait tbf into writing a long s...
vermilion electric queen of the night tank
  06/01/23
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Ungodly fantasy-prone jewess
  06/01/23
Ok please proceed governor
Apoplectic senate
  06/01/23
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Ungodly fantasy-prone jewess
  06/01/23
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Insecure know-it-all university
  06/01/23
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Pontificating splenetic nursing home
  06/02/23
>No way that value is based on lib . . . lib fidelity
multi-colored macaca
  06/01/23
banks will provide whatever "valuation" of a priva...
Bright messiness space
  05/31/23
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Pontificating splenetic nursing home
  06/01/23
You're very concerned about the valuation of a privately hel...
Internet-worthy maize menage striped hyena
  06/01/23
You’re so mad he overpaid
Pontificating splenetic nursing home
  06/01/23
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Ungodly fantasy-prone jewess
  06/01/23
His net worth is now <$200bn, lmao@ shitcons.
flushed floppy pervert
  06/01/23
Twitter is publicly traded but also a private company?
bateful trailer park marketing idea
  06/01/23
2/3 of its "value" stemmed from being a FBI honeyp...
flushed floppy pervert
  06/01/23
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Irate locus juggernaut
  06/01/23
to be fair, oh wow i guess this means russia is losing an...
mustard cheese-eating coldplay fan hospital
  06/01/23
“i'll never get to see my kids or be a lawyer again&rd...
Jade mexican
  06/01/23
literally not true
mustard cheese-eating coldplay fan hospital
  06/01/23
So… you will get to see your kids or be a lawyer at s...
Jade mexican
  06/03/23
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Pontificating splenetic nursing home
  06/02/23
Libs for 3 decades: "We need to get rid of the profit i...
Titillating very tactful partner genital piercing
  06/01/23
The difference is he wants to, and he’s trying, hard, ...
Pontificating splenetic nursing home
  06/02/23
Elon simps are the biggest low iq fags on the planet Seei...
Idiotic Gold Incel
  06/02/23
To be fair, ," sneered the Pumo. Wow shocking stu...
Ungodly fantasy-prone jewess
  06/02/23
Whoa I guess he should have gone the shitlib censor-everythi...
Embarrassed To The Bone Giraffe
  06/02/23
Unfortunately like very fucking stock is down bigly..
Titillating very tactful partner genital piercing
  06/02/23
To be fair, Yeah but those other stonks don't count, the ...
Ungodly fantasy-prone jewess
  06/02/23
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mustard cheese-eating coldplay fan hospital
  06/03/23
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mustard cheese-eating coldplay fan hospital
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Pontificating splenetic nursing home
  08/21/23


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Date: May 31st, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Pontificating splenetic nursing home

https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1664036532548689928?s=46&t=jKXH7m3p0jeKr--GrDZGug

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/elon-musk-twitter-worth-a-third-of-its-44-billion-price-tag-fidelity/?ftag=CNM-00-10aab7e&linkId=217539329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46376560)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 5:22 PM
Author: Ungodly fantasy-prone jewess

To be fair,

Jesus, Elon just can't stop losing. This is on top of TSLA crashing down below $100/share earlier this year -- he's going to be bankrupt soon at this rate!

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5263964&mc=61&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380152)



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Date: May 31st, 2023 6:34 PM
Author: plum hilarious stag film

peter principal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46376565)



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Date: May 31st, 2023 6:35 PM
Author: sinister principal's office ratface

gee, I guess he's done for then. No way that value is based on enormous lib faggots refusing to admit that twitter is still as popular as ever and the prospect of expanding the content/features really could make it huge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46376573)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 5:23 PM
Author: Ungodly fantasy-prone jewess

To be fair,

LOL keep huffing that copium, Trumpkin.

Over here in "reality," no one uses Twitter anymore -- it's all about Mastodon now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380154)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 5:24 PM
Author: vermilion electric queen of the night tank

Cr probably the next Amazon given Elon's business acumen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380156)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: Ungodly fantasy-prone jewess

To be fair,

Really amazing that rando shitlawyers no one has ever heard of who are worth maybe a few million decades into miserable careers which they have spent grinding it out in the legal gutter feel empowered to smugly shit on the "business acumen" of Elon Musk (who, at the age of 51, is officially back to being the richest man in the world as of one hour ago and who is one of the most famous people on the planet after having successfully built up a literal cult of personality around himself thanks in larger part to his tremendous financial success over the last 20+ years). The power of the internet, indeed.

But I mean, fair enough -- I heard that retard doesn't even have a *law degree*. What a dumb loser!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380187)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: Apoplectic senate

Can’t tell if this is sarcastic or not tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380191)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 5:40 PM
Author: vermilion electric queen of the night tank

Doesn't matter it was just to bait tbf into writing a long screed defending Elon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380199)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Ungodly fantasy-prone jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380209)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 5:48 PM
Author: Apoplectic senate

Ok please proceed governor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380222)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:01 PM
Author: Ungodly fantasy-prone jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380245)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:02 PM
Author: Insecure know-it-all university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380247)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Pontificating splenetic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46382513)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 5:46 PM
Author: multi-colored macaca

>No way that value is based on lib . . .

lib fidelity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380217)



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Date: May 31st, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Bright messiness space

banks will provide whatever "valuation" of a private company you ask them to do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46376714)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 5:20 PM
Author: Pontificating splenetic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380143)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Internet-worthy maize menage striped hyena

You're very concerned about the valuation of a privately held company owned by the richest man in the world.

The reason, of course, is because you have a fulfilling life and definitely are not a MAF loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380162)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 5:26 PM
Author: Pontificating splenetic nursing home

You’re so mad he overpaid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380166)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 5:27 PM
Author: Ungodly fantasy-prone jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380167)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: flushed floppy pervert

His net worth is now <$200bn, lmao@ shitcons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380231)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 5:29 PM
Author: bateful trailer park marketing idea

Twitter is publicly traded but also a private company?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380175)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 5:48 PM
Author: flushed floppy pervert

2/3 of its "value" stemmed from being a FBI honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380220)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:07 PM
Author: Irate locus juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380261)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:11 PM
Author: mustard cheese-eating coldplay fan hospital

to be fair,

oh wow i guess this means russia is losing and i'll never get to see my kids or be a lawyer again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380269)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:42 PM
Author: Jade mexican

“i'll never get to see my kids or be a lawyer again”

Isn’t this unironically true about you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380508)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 8:04 PM
Author: mustard cheese-eating coldplay fan hospital

literally not true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2023 11:50 PM
Author: Jade mexican

So… you will get to see your kids or be a lawyer at some point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46387732)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:53 AM
Author: Pontificating splenetic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46382487)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:48 PM
Author: Titillating very tactful partner genital piercing

Libs for 3 decades: "We need to get rid of the profit incentive when it comes to information!"

Musk: "I'm buying Twitter in order to restore people's trust that information can be shared fairly"

Libs: "He's not making any money off of information lol!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46380528)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Pontificating splenetic nursing home

The difference is he wants to, and he’s trying, hard, but he’s failing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46382489)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Idiotic Gold Incel

Elon simps are the biggest low iq fags on the planet

Seeing who showed up itt just confirms it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46382524)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Ungodly fantasy-prone jewess

To be fair,

," sneered the Pumo.

Wow shocking stuff Ari.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46383449)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:26 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Giraffe

Whoa I guess he should have gone the shitlib censor-everything groupthink route like Reddit.

https://techcrunch.com/2023/06/01/fidelity-reddit-valuation/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46383004)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:04 PM
Author: Titillating very tactful partner genital piercing

Unfortunately like very fucking stock is down bigly..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46384516)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 10:40 PM
Author: Ungodly fantasy-prone jewess

To be fair,

Yeah but those other stonks don't count, the one that matters here is Twitter and that one is only down because Elon is a retard with terrible business acumen (according to a bunch of brilliant lawyers with amazing business acumen who just love the rigor of the law so much that they choose to wagecuck for kike partners rather than make a few quick billions and retire on a yacht somewhere haha yeah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46384921)



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Date: June 3rd, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: mustard cheese-eating coldplay fan hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46387220)



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Date: June 3rd, 2023 7:57 PM
Author: mustard cheese-eating coldplay fan hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46387229)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 6:04 PM
Author: Pontificating splenetic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348652&forum_id=2#46697812)