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That drunk kid literally got eaten by a shark. Why do people think ocean is safe

Never go into any ocean.
thriller brunch queen of the night
  06/01/23
link?
adventurous impertinent shrine gunner
  06/01/23
https://nypost.com/2023/05/31/missing-teen-jumped-off-ship-i...
thriller brunch queen of the night
  06/01/23
holy shit
adventurous impertinent shrine gunner
  06/01/23
Yes
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Onyx Painfully Honest Organic Girlfriend
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The guy yelling "bye bye!" at the end must feel sh...
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“He’s an athlete … great smile, great hea...
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sharks arent out looking to eat humans. there are several oc...
180 rose voyeur den
  06/01/23
Well ur femoral artery being shredded for no reason after sh...
thriller brunch queen of the night
  06/01/23
cr. possible, but i bet he just drowned. there being a sh...
180 rose voyeur den
  06/01/23
I think video sleuths on the internet see him actually getti...
thriller brunch queen of the night
  06/01/23
it's pretty likely he got attacked though. he was swimming t...
adventurous impertinent shrine gunner
  06/01/23
Pelagic shark attacks are also typically much more intention...
slap-happy stage
  06/01/23
youre prob right. I watched the video very skeptically. in t...
180 rose voyeur den
  06/01/23
That's a 2nd shark and there actually is some chick on the b...
iridescent bawdyhouse internal respiration
  06/02/23
lol sharks do not give a shit about their babies
Big burgundy electric furnace
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sounds like sharks and niggers have a lot in common
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The ocean is literally a vast chamber of horrors where eldri...
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Yes. That's in the OP
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Allure of the abyss, etc.
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Peak experience
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Wouldn’t people have heard him being eaten? Damn I wo...
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shark devoured his lower body in one bite. instant blood pre...
thriller brunch queen of the night
  06/01/23
You wouldn't at least scream?
Tan federal house
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i believe its gasp, then sink
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the second he saw that thing pop up in the water he probably...
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U: shut-in poast on xo
flesh theater
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When I was in the aircraft carrier I had to go down to the c...
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Sad but he should not have jumped into shark infested waters...
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Light Bespoke Half-breed
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Idk I think it's clear in the video. Everyone is saying peop...
thriller brunch queen of the night
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cr these modern cell phone cameras are low light monsters th...
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tcq people are insane even ITT. “very rare that shar...
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i think about this post often
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titcr i've had shark encounters (both in the bahamas), an...
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  06/02/23
I don't think theres any force on earth scarier than being n...
stubborn parlour alpha
  06/02/23
In the ocean, humans are basically like cows floating helple...
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Does anyone warn tourists not to swim at night away from the...
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I've only done it when there were dolphins nearby. The downs...
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stuffwhitepeoplelike: swimming, surfing, and other water-...
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Your people die from fans lol
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fucking a haenyeo in her prime probably was a peak life expe...
Alcoholic floppy newt
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there are like 10 human deaths by sharks per year worldwide,...
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Wont someone think of the sharks!
thriller brunch queen of the night
  06/01/23
Bull shark: https://twitter.com/DaEssence/status/16643114...
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Is this real? Seems conclusive. The lady also shows how his ...
flesh theater
  06/01/23
I don't know why people are saying these attacks are that un...
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None of its really conclusive because it's so dark but regar...
thriller brunch queen of the night
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The water appears to change color around his white shoulder....
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That’s not a shark. The “nose” of the shar...
Carnelian curious dragon site
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btw, have any Navy SEALs or Marines been eaten by sharks?
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https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-worst-shark-attac...
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terrifying and horrific
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you’ve never seen Jaws?
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As I've said elsewhere the command intelligence center on bo...
Light Bespoke Half-breed
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Looks like his right arm got taken off at the shoulder by on...
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What if this kid said something that made the shark feel dis...
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he called the shark nigga, and the shark justifiably killed ...
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Max IQ to jump off that boat like that?
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People take their kids to the Bahamas for graduating high sc...
iridescent bawdyhouse internal respiration
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And let them take a booze cruise on an overcrowded boat thro...
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Looked like a ttt cruise
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This is probably a $50 four-hour all-you-can-drink booze cru...
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also he was staying at Paradise Island Atlantis, which is no...
Alcoholic floppy newt
  06/02/23
I was night diving with nurse sharks last month. I wonder if...
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The chances this birdshit goes over and there is just some n...
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If currents pulled him under he would have floated back up a...
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(guy who turns into a pansy when there’s lightning)
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"He’s an athlete … great smile, great head...
Alcoholic floppy newt
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AZNgirl checking out Handsome student w/great smile, great h...
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it's a shame that the shark couldn't have gone after a more ...
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CR too bad the shark didn’t kill a baldmo loser like y...
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Varsity? He had all the makings.
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My opinion is NOSHARK bite in that video. That is just his f...
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LOL at people ITT. Has no one ever been scuba diving? Shark...
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he jumped into the open ocean, u have no idea how strong the...
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Would you jump in to save him if you knew he was gay?
flesh theater
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Also now there is this which someone pointed out above: Expe...
flesh theater
  06/02/23
they typically don't but shark attacks DO happen and it look...
adventurous impertinent shrine gunner
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It's quite different when you make a yuge splash like that a...
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Apparently there has never been a shark death among Navy SEA...
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I've known a few combat divers, all of them say random wildl...
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i read a story about a dude at BUD/S who was swimming (no sc...
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im sure he did more cummin than just up for air
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  06/02/23
lmfao no way alcohol is to blame here, let's crucify the sha...
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  06/02/23
(BIGSHARK lobbyist)
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thriller brunch queen of the night
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imo we should be able to get drunk and jump into the ocean w...
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Some youtube vlogger in the area just went to the exact plac...
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Looks like 2 sharks eating his upper/lower extremities while...
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Here is a new video that seems to include a more complete ve...
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  06/06/23
Yeah that looks like a shark attack. The guy saying “b...
adventurous impertinent shrine gunner
  06/06/23
“Accept it.”
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He punches the shark with his right hand, then the camera pa...
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You got, it bro. That’s why the presumably blonde girl...
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I wasn’t being sarcastic. The girl presumably didn&rsq...
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People are saying the guy yelling "bye!" is also t...
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What’s his moniker
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Link to this?
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you should write obits for money
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So parents let their 18 year olds go drinking and partying f...
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what's wrong with that? 18 y/o is an adult
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the drunk chad came to the nuisance!
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https://nypost.com/2023/06/05/rescue-pros-explain-how-camero...
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These are the same “pros” that said the family t...
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I just know that my beach in Miami doesn't have sharks. It i...
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It's the same ocean, bro.
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Why would sharks go to my beach if they never went there bef...
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180 rose voyeur den
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Bullshit. That was a good video.
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Not really. You couldn't even see anything. I expected to se...
thriller brunch queen of the night
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There was plenty and it was a good effort overall. There are...
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https://www.unilad.com/news/cameron-robbins-shark-attack-the...
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Yep the family, Bahamian tourist industry/government, and ga...
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yes its the Bahamas fault, not stupid birdshits for jumping ...
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the ocean is an attractive nuisance for 18 year old boy-men ...
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In case anyone here leaves their house and is faced with thi...
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Holy shot
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lol at xo retards still talking about this
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Amazing they there is still disagreement as to what happened...
flesh theater
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Shark biology is complicated
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https://www.thedailybeast.com/tourists-watch-russian-man-get...
Low-t fuchsia selfie kitchen
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We can’t tell that that’s a shark. ShRks don&rsq...
adventurous impertinent shrine gunner
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Never watch this tape
180 rose voyeur den
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No this is incorrect. Sharks don’t like to eat people....
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Happy Holidays!
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Fucking lol at blaming the ocean for this guy's alcohol use
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Date: June 1st, 2023 9:58 AM
Author: thriller brunch queen of the night

Never go into any ocean.

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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:04 AM
Author: adventurous impertinent shrine gunner

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378665)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: thriller brunch queen of the night

https://nypost.com/2023/05/31/missing-teen-jumped-off-ship-into-really-shark-infested-water-official/

Right at beginning of video u can see shark in corner coming towards him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378698)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: adventurous impertinent shrine gunner

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378725)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:21 AM
Author: thriller brunch queen of the night

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378732)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:39 AM
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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:26 AM
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:06 PM
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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:06 PM
Author: Onyx Painfully Honest Organic Girlfriend

comments are 180 on this one

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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:11 PM
Author: puce trip hospital

Wow. Fortuitous peak experience. Like being beaten to death with baseball bat on live TV.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379446)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:38 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:40 AM
Author: iridescent bawdyhouse internal respiration

The guy yelling "bye bye!" at the end must feel shitty now

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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:52 AM
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Date: December 7th, 2023 9:08 PM
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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

“He’s an athlete … great smile, great head of hair,”

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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:25 AM
Author: 180 rose voyeur den

sharks arent out looking to eat humans. there are several occasions when something bad happens

- hungry shark mistakes you for food, bites you, is disgusted, and leaves. usually the bite is not fatal, but you need to stop the bleeding asap. maybe this kid just bled out

- shark feels shocked and threatened when you practically land on it or near its babies. maybe the kid's jump freaked out the shark. these are gtfo bites, not eating.

- a crazy shark attacks you aggressively, usually a bull shark or sometimes a great white. lone male psycho shark looking to kill you. extremely rare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378739)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: thriller brunch queen of the night

Well ur femoral artery being shredded for no reason after shark spits u out while ur 50 yards in the ocean doesn't really make a difference whether they eat you or not.

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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:28 AM
Author: 180 rose voyeur den

cr.

possible, but i bet he just drowned. there being a shark nearby is like there being a dog nearby in a surveillance video. "oh that dog probably killed him". yeah maybe....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378746)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:30 AM
Author: thriller brunch queen of the night

I think video sleuths on the internet see him actually getting dragged under. So shark probably attacked him and he didn't make it back up one way or another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378759)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: adventurous impertinent shrine gunner

it's pretty likely he got attacked though. he was swimming toward the buoy and then turned right the fuck round and swam in the opposite direction, away from whatever that mass was that appeared on the left side of the video. shark probably bit on him once or a few times and left him. although those waters are full of tiger sharks and i think they will sometimes eat people.

shark attacks are pretty rare, but they do happen. not sure how else to explain why the guy tried to run away from the buoy then just disappeared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378777)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:39 AM
Author: slap-happy stage

Pelagic shark attacks are also typically much more intentional than an exploratory/accidental littoral attack. The shark actually wants to eat you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378784)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:41 AM
Author: 180 rose voyeur den

youre prob right. I watched the video very skeptically. in the first second there is a wave lit by the boat lights, and i wondered if the "shark" wasnt the same thing. none of the dozen of people watching and filming say anything about "holy shit theres a shark". so Im not convinced.

it does look like a shark tho, and he does ditch the buoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378786)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 3:06 AM
Author: iridescent bawdyhouse internal respiration

That's a 2nd shark and there actually is some chick on the boat screaming about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381958)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:19 PM
Author: Big burgundy electric furnace

lol sharks do not give a shit about their babies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379494)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:09 PM
Author: dun locale

sounds like sharks and niggers have a lot in common

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380427)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: excitant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382292)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:29 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic National

The ocean is literally a vast chamber of horrors where eldritch alien Lovecraftian demons dwell waiting for the stars to be right again so they can lay waste to the cosmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378752)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: thriller brunch queen of the night

Yes. That's in the OP



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378762)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: appetizing crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378780)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:46 PM
Author: excitant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379381)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Impressive Marvelous Dog Poop

poast/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380400)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: slap-happy stage

Allure of the abyss, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378763)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: vivacious ivory sneaky criminal

Peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46378946)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 12:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored Buck-toothed Giraffe Antidepressant Drug

Wouldn’t people have heard him being eaten? Damn I wonder how quickly he realized he fucked up big time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379225)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:05 PM
Author: thriller brunch queen of the night

shark devoured his lower body in one bite. instant blood pressure loss and death without making a sound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379245)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: Tan federal house

You wouldn't at least scream?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379466)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 8:29 PM
Author: Lascivious carmine potus jew

i believe its gasp, then sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380615)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: adventurous impertinent shrine gunner

the second he saw that thing pop up in the water he probably realized he was in a pretty bad way. i bet that sobered him right up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379344)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: flesh theater

U: shut-in poast on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379274)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Light Bespoke Half-breed

When I was in the aircraft carrier I had to go down to the cic to service video consoles for the radar.. CIC was the command intelligence center and they had a lot of glass boards and stuff around with stuff written on in Grease pen.

One of the things written on the board was just note that said survival time in the water estimated to be like 2.5 minutes due to sharks LOL.. as for the video linked in the op I can't see s***. I'm going to go over to Twitter see if I can search for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379397)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Nudist mind-boggling travel guidebook

Sad but he should not have jumped into shark infested waters at night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379410)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Light Bespoke Half-breed

Searched for Cameron Robbins on Twitter, there's a lot of videos have been filtered and slowed down and stuff, there's a lot of dissenting opinion and whether there's a shark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379421)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: thriller brunch queen of the night

Idk I think it's clear in the video. Everyone is saying people would be yelling SHARK and would be some big struggle but very likely the camera caught it when people on the boat couldn't see at the time.

Pretty clear it was in calm waters right in the bay on booz cruise and he was swimming fine, no reason able bodied dude would go missing that quick unless something got him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379438)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

cr these modern cell phone cameras are low light monsters that shoot at f1.4 or maybe lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380367)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: Sienna scourge upon the earth

tcq

people are insane even ITT. “very rare that shark maliciously and with deliberation actively attacks someone using teeth for murder usually just oops rips them to shreds”

you are NEVER safe once you step foot into the ocean. would rather waltz through lion country wearing antelope carcass clothing than swim at night near sharks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379459)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 2:24 PM
Author: self-absorbed tattoo

shitpits of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379520)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 3:53 PM
Author: Splenetic nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379825)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:19 AM
Author: Anal high-end orchestra pit ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381896)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 3:50 PM
Author: appetizing crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46379817)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:52 PM
Author: Cerebral emerald therapy

Around sharks, never relarks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380384)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380393)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:56 PM
Author: Impressive Marvelous Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380404)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: diverse clear hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380505)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 8:16 PM
Author: Sienna scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380579)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:38 AM
Author: bistre concupiscible messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381684)



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Date: June 4th, 2023 1:55 AM
Author: chestnut factory reset button national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46387937)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:03 PM
Author: passionate school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397087)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 7:38 PM
Author: Mahogany turdskin digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46400932)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 9:02 PM
Author: Saffron beady-eyed address shitlib

i think about this post often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47145652)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Alcoholic floppy newt

titcr

i've had shark encounters (both in the bahamas), and it's absolutely terrifying to be there with them

one time i was riding a current and some bitch practically crawled over me and shoved me away from her and i realized she'd shoved me toward a shark so she could get away, i was like ten feet from this 6 foot long who knows what species, i almost shit my pants

another time i dove in about 20 feet above an intentional feed and watched a swarm of sharks make a mess of things, i noped right the fuck back in the boat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381560)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 7:05 AM
Author: stubborn parlour alpha

I don't think theres any force on earth scarier than being near sharks in a feeding frenzy, would literally rather be in a cat 5 hurricane eye wall or under a overpass in a tornado, they will bite each other they get so fucked up on killing once it starts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382118)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:50 AM
Author: Carnelian curious dragon site

In the ocean, humans are basically like cows floating helplessly waiting for slaughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382271)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:36 PM
Author: flesh theater

Does anyone warn tourists not to swim at night away from the beach or is that supposed to be common sense? I don’t know anything about the Bahamas, would this guy have any idea that there might be hungry sharks in the water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380337)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

I've only done it when there were dolphins nearby. The downside to this approach is that dolphins often congregate around swarms of jellyfish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380380)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: Crystalline institution

stuffwhitepeoplelike:

swimming, surfing, and other water-related activities

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4185699&mc=204&forum_id=2

(repost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4368013&forum_id=2#39390899)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380343)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:44 PM
Author: Duck-like exhilarant kitty

Your people die from fans lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380363)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

https://www.boredpanda.com/last-generation-women-mermaids-sea-diving-mijoo-kim-korea/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380409)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: Alcoholic floppy newt

fucking a haenyeo in her prime probably was a peak life experience, likely enthusiastic as hell, wild, and extremely confident at a time when women all over the world were ironically dead fish in bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381588)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: galvanic masturbator jap

there are like 10 human deaths by sharks per year worldwide, yet like 100,000 or 1 million shark deaths by humans a year. our ability to judge risk is so skewed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380346)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:38 PM
Author: thriller brunch queen of the night

Wont someone think of the sharks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381195)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

Bull shark:

https://twitter.com/DaEssence/status/1664311459818487808?t=FhWRWsnwv1juqQlB5Q4UCg&s=19

https://twitter.com/THERedRumMedia/status/1664269405881262080?t=UnhUrNzL5YDKV8Xe9ytKiQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380414)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:48 PM
Author: flesh theater

Is this real? Seems conclusive. The lady also shows how his right arm goes missing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381256)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

I don't know why people are saying these attacks are that uncommon. Very few people end up swimming in shark infested waters like this. The sharks would have been startled by this huge living thing with limbs that's just splashing in the water. It's going to be warm and smell like meat. One shark sees another shark going for it and thinks "I better get me some too." It's instinctive. The dood probably was probably torn apart in seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381304)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:57 PM
Author: thriller brunch queen of the night

None of its really conclusive because it's so dark but regardless he was probably eaten by shark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381305)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

The water appears to change color around his white shoulder. If it's an artifact, it's one we don't see anywhere else in the image. It's also uniform and looks biased toward the red end of the spectrum. It looks almost like a perfect bayer array doing nearest neighbor interpolation and only the red pixels are detecting anything. You can see the green pixels getting triggered everywhere else



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381325)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:54 AM
Author: Carnelian curious dragon site

That’s not a shark. The “nose” of the shark is exactly where his right foot was exiting the water a moment before. It’s jus true splash of his foot. You can see how the water splashed back down a moment after the “shark” appears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382285)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: Kink-friendly prole

btw, have any Navy SEALs or Marines been eaten by sharks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380423)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-worst-shark-attack-in-history-25715092/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380438)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:17 PM
Author: Kink-friendly prole

terrifying and horrific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380449)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:38 AM
Author: Anal high-end orchestra pit ladyboy

you’ve never seen Jaws?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381920)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:23 AM
Author: Light Bespoke Half-breed

As I've said elsewhere the command intelligence center on board the aircraft carrier I was on had a warning on the board that survival time in the water was about 2 minutes due to sharks.. on board these aircraft carriers typically one or two people get knocked overboard every Cruise.. some of them die, I assume from sharks.. on these ships we throw the trash overboard including the food. So the sharks follow these big ships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382229)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

Looks like his right arm got taken off at the shoulder by one shark just as the other went for the legs.

https://twitter.com/DustyDeLuna/status/1663941114506756096?t=Jm18LrB5chxbs_B0gNyQjw&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380435)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:21 PM
Author: bronze multi-billionaire stage

Lol at all the non-beachmo pussies freaking out about some random 1 in a million shark attack. Meanwhile 50,000 people die a year in car accidents and they drive 80 on the freeway while scarfing down McDonald’s and posting on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380459)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:45 PM
Author: hairraiser trailer park azn

True

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381462)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:38 AM
Author: Bateful Jet Headpube

wow

Harsh but fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381803)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:14 AM
Author: stubborn parlour alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382027)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 7:37 PM
Author: Exciting awkward laser beams old irish cottage

What if this kid said something that made the shark feel disrespected?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380498)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:25 AM
Author: Light Bespoke Half-breed

he called the shark nigga, and the shark justifiably killed him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382231)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:47 PM
Author: Exciting awkward laser beams old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383313)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 9:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

Max IQ to jump off that boat like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380942)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: iridescent bawdyhouse internal respiration

People take their kids to the Bahamas for graduating high school now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46380967)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:33 PM
Author: flesh theater

And let them take a booze cruise on an overcrowded boat through shark infested waters, apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381159)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

Looked like a ttt cruise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381190)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:47 PM
Author: hairraiser trailer park azn

This is probably a $50 four-hour all-you-can-drink booze cruise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381474)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: Alcoholic floppy newt

also he was staying at Paradise Island Atlantis, which is not cheap. Like $900/night for two adults.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381621)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:17 PM
Author: hairraiser trailer park azn

I was night diving with nurse sharks last month. I wonder if that area was known for bulls and tigers. Most sharks are nbd. I’ve also dived with six foot Caribbean reef sharks and it was nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381391)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:50 PM
Author: rambunctious comical church building patrolman

The chances this birdshit goes over and there is just some nigga shark named darnell there waiting to eat him wld be highly lolzy unusual shit but this birdshit voted for it so whatever, its way more likely the current was just too strong, he cldnt swim to the life preserver thing and then he drifted away and eventually ran out of energy and drowned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381487)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

If currents pulled him under he would have floated back up at some point unless his corpse was devoured. Reports say the boat stayed out there for 2-3 hours looking for him. Aint no current that holds you underwater for 2-3 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46384011)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 11:55 PM
Author: stubborn parlour alpha

3 things i do no fuck with irl

-Lightning

-Bears

-Sharks

Fuck that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381505)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: Razzle Mauve Sweet Tailpipe Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382233)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:00 AM
Author: Carnelian curious dragon site

(guy who turns into a pansy when there’s lightning)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382309)



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Date: June 3rd, 2023 2:22 AM
Author: stubborn parlour alpha

ive known a few people irl that got deleted from direct abd indirect lightning strikes in SE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46385257)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:01 AM
Author: Alcoholic floppy newt

"He’s an athlete … great smile, great head of hair"

lol what's the school director's moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381525)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:18 AM
Author: rambunctious comical church building patrolman

AZNgirl checking out Handsome student w/great smile, great hair tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46381597)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 5:00 AM
Author: amber public bath haunted graveyard

it's a shame that the shark couldn't have gone after a more deserving baldmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382040)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: honey-headed balding ticket booth

CR too bad the shark didn’t kill a baldmo loser like you that no one would miss, but you’ve never seen the ocean and a shark would probably spit your diseased corpse out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382255)



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Date: June 4th, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: bronze multi-billionaire stage

Varsity? He had all the makings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46387849)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 8:46 AM
Author: Carnelian curious dragon site

My opinion is NOSHARK bite in that video. That is just his foot kicking up some water.

Also, why does he keep paddling along merrily as he is supposedly being bitten in half?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382261)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: chocolate hairless school

LOL at people ITT. Has no one ever been scuba diving? Sharks DGAF about you, I’ve been around 50 at a time and they don’t bother you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382313)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:31 PM
Author: flesh theater

How did the athletic, bushy-head-haired bro just get sucked under in placid water? Why did Bahama defense forces guy bother to note that the water there is “shark infested as fuck”. I can’t stop thinking about this kid. He still had 4 more years before he should have killled himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383244)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:49 PM
Author: rambunctious comical church building patrolman

he jumped into the open ocean, u have no idea how strong the current is pushign him away, he literally had maybe 60 seconds tops to get to the life preserver, i learned this with my failed sailboat, even if u are only going 3-4 knots u literally have seconds to swim back to the boat otherwise u will just get pushed into the ocean and eventually run out of energy and drown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383320)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: flesh theater

Would you jump in to save him if you knew he was gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383718)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:34 PM
Author: flesh theater

Also now there is this which someone pointed out above: Experts have told Fox News Digital there is a vast array of marine life, including dolphins, tiger sharks and bull sharks in those waters that feed off the scraps from the boats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383258)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: adventurous impertinent shrine gunner

they typically don't but shark attacks DO happen and it looks pretty likely that one did here.

i dated this girl whose son dives with his dad every weekend pretty much and he was telling me that he doesn't get scared of sharks at all and they're always around in florida when he's out. but crazy shit happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383271)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

It's quite different when you make a yuge splash like that and then paddle around on the surface like a retard. A scuba diver is going to look like just another big sea animal, but that flailing hunk of warm stinky meat is going to look like the opportunity of a lifetime. I wonder if alcohol would have made him smell more attractive. His breath and maybe his clothes/skin would have smelled like beer. His sweat may have smelled like Bacardi after days of partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383979)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:03 AM
Author: Razzle Mauve Sweet Tailpipe Keepsake Machete

Apparently there has never been a shark death among Navy SEALs, who swim miles in the dark and around ships. Although a guy I know had a hairy situation once with his swim buddy where they kept getting bumped by something huge underwater in the middle of the ocean but couldn’t see it and it scared the shit out of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382323)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:50 AM
Author: black meetinghouse

I've known a few combat divers, all of them say random wildlife encounters (typically at night and low vis) are the absolute worst part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382474)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:57 PM
Author: Razzle Mauve Sweet Tailpipe Keepsake Machete

i read a story about a dude at BUD/S who was swimming (no scuba) off the shore with a swim buddy and a sea lion literally pulled him under and dragged him to the bottom and started humping him. He and his swim buddy stabbed it several times and it swam away and he could finally come up for air - they say stabbing it didn't do much since it is all blubber.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383122)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:50 PM
Author: rambunctious comical church building patrolman

im sure he did more cummin than just up for air

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383323)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:04 AM
Author: House-broken cumskin

lmfao no way alcohol is to blame here, let's crucify the shark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382327)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 9:52 AM
Author: Frisky Mother

(BIGSHARK lobbyist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382479)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: thriller brunch queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382853)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 12:16 PM
Author: diverse clear hell

imo we should be able to get drunk and jump into the ocean without worrying about dismemberment by sea creatures. we need to teach sharks not to maul - mauling is about power, not hunger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46382960)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: laughsome lodge pisswyrm

Some youtube vlogger in the area just went to the exact place the kid went missing & threw a stray dog in the water and it was devoured in seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383269)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:39 PM
Author: adventurous impertinent shrine gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383273)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 1:51 PM
Author: rambunctious comical church building patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383325)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: diverse clear hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383629)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: Sienna scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46383725)



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Date: June 4th, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46387884)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:06 PM
Author: passionate school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397090)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:37 AM
Author: Khaki Soul-stirring Cuckold Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402593)



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Date: June 2nd, 2023 4:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

People who are saying that's his legs: I doubt you've done much swimming. There is no point at which your torso and arms should be in this position while your legs are kicking out of the water.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FxjSc6RWwAEcgUu?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46384007)



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Date: June 3rd, 2023 2:19 AM
Author: iridescent bawdyhouse internal respiration

Looks like 2 sharks eating his upper/lower extremities while he bleeds out. Are people actually seeing something different?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46385255)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:30 AM
Author: 180 rose voyeur den

That is water splash from a kick. You see it go up and down in the video below. However, the more I look at all the videos, the more it does look like the snakey thing is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394499)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

There's no reason for him to even kick his legs out of the water. He is butterfly kicking the entire time, which would be appropriate under the circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396741)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:32 AM
Author: flesh theater

Here is a new video that seems to include a more complete version of the first. It shows him punching at something near the shark-looking thing by the life ring. It seems like he is cocking his arm and punching hard with his right hand but in the encounter loses or injures his left hand/arm and awkwardly floats away unable to use his left arm, looks over his shoulder, and sinks/ is pulled down.

https://twitter.com/king_scarlett_/status/1664958609501847556?s=46&t=NOVXkXsmj4763I7zl1R3YQ

Rip bushy-haired Chad. I would trade places with you if could, preferably a few years before you were eaten but would happily accept a few seconds before for the hair and fortuitous peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394347)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 7:32 AM
Author: adventurous impertinent shrine gunner

Yeah that looks like a shark attack. The guy saying “bye bye!” makes me lol. “He’s gone bro!”



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394421)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 7:38 AM
Author: Glassy preventive strike

“Accept it.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394426)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:42 AM
Author: metal corn cake

He punches the shark with his right hand, then the camera pans away to the boat, and when it pans back, the shark has his left arm in its mouth and is dragging him away as he tries to slap/hit it with his right hand. He is moving way to fast in the water for just treading water. The shark is pulling him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394514)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 9:29 AM
Author: flesh theater

You got, it bro. That’s why the presumably blonde girl screams “the current" as he is dragged away while the buoy stands still.

Not sure why the gay Cajun navy is still running interfere for the parents who don’t want the truth to come out.

Fox News digital reports the boat was anchored there for hours and there must have been quite a few sharks waiting for food waste/wasted "food’ to fall in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394634)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: bronze multi-billionaire stage

If a blonde bitch hysterically screamed something, it must be true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46394756)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:52 AM
Author: flesh theater

I wasn’t being sarcastic. The girl presumably didn’t see the shark and saw Cameron getting swiftly pulled away. Which supports pumos theory that he couldn’t move that fast on his own. Too bad all the retarded shark loving “experts” didn’t see this video first but it does once again expose what frauds “experts” are. Only a proud pet shark owner could deny this was a shark attack at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395104)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:25 AM
Author: iridescent bawdyhouse internal respiration

People are saying the guy yelling "bye!" is also the guy who dared Chad to jump, and also knew there were sharks milling around the water. Sounds like he wanted Chad to die and was giddy about the shark pulling him away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395010)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:40 AM
Author: adventurous impertinent shrine gunner

180. i wonder if they ever sucked each others cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395071)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: slap-happy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397587)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:05 PM
Author: flesh theater

What’s his moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395157)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:12 PM
Author: thriller brunch queen of the night

Link to this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396684)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 11:56 AM
Author: Lascivious carmine potus jew

you should write obits for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395125)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: Haunting Underhanded Gas Station

So parents let their 18 year olds go drinking and partying for days on a boat? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395166)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:46 PM
Author: Nudist mind-boggling travel guidebook

what's wrong with that? 18 y/o is an adult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396805)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:26 PM
Author: metal corn cake

the assumption of the risk scholarly briefing that is going to come out of the resulting lawsuit is going to be a sweet treat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395250)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:50 PM
Author: adventurous impertinent shrine gunner

the drunk chad came to the nuisance!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46395350)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:56 PM
Author: Low-t fuchsia selfie kitchen

https://nypost.com/2023/06/05/rescue-pros-explain-how-cameron-robbins-likely-vanished/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396830)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 7:05 PM
Author: flesh theater

These are the same “pros” that said the family told them not to pursue shark theory and that their position is they don’t know what happened. The new video paints the full picture. The kids in a boxing match with god knows how many sharks

https://twitter.com/king_scarlett_/status/1664958609501847556?s=46&t=NOVXkXsmj4763I7zl1R3YQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46396867)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

Someone has to run shit like this to give the parents some hoap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397160)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:25 PM
Author: slap-happy stage

rofl well okay if the “united cajun navy” says so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397599)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Dashing dilemma famous landscape painting

I just know that my beach in Miami doesn't have sharks. It is a relatively private area and no beachfront condo is under $1mln here. But I wouldn't go swimming in some random ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397086)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 8:33 PM
Author: Low-t fuchsia selfie kitchen

It's the same ocean, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397191)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 10:22 PM
Author: slap-happy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46397591)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Dashing dilemma famous landscape painting

Why would sharks go to my beach if they never went there before? They populate certain areas which excludes the high income areas of miami.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46400918)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Lascivious carmine potus jew

Shark NIMBY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46400922)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Low-t fuchsia selfie kitchen

allergic to silicon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46401016)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 11:34 PM
Author: flesh theater

Some self proclaimed film analyst and shark expert cleaned up footage from the higher res video and you can see he is surrounded by sharks plus a big ass shark bites him and drags him under:

https://twitter.com/LeGentilDauphin/status/1665872529435553794?s=20

Another shark guy says he sees bull sharks because they give a glowing red eye effect and suggests he was punching the juvenile sharks when they did some innocent bumping to investigate him and mother bull shark got protective and chomped him in half. Maybe the old punch the shark in the nose eyes and gills trick needs to be updated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46401729)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 11:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

The Size and shape are consistent with a bull shark, plus I think you're more likely to encounter them at the surface vs tiger sharks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46401770)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:59 AM
Author: Anal high-end orchestra pit ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402080)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 8:17 AM
Author: 180 rose voyeur den

Deleted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402335)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:37 AM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

Bullshit. That was a good video.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402597)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: thriller brunch queen of the night

Not really. You couldn't even see anything. I expected to see actual shark outlines in his enhanced video but there wasn't shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403526)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

There was plenty and it was a good effort overall. There are a million ways you can do this shit. It's the same thing they do when they show you Hubble and JWST images. They are cleaned up. There's an art to it, but if you do it right you are producing accurate results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403550)



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Date: June 20th, 2023 4:14 PM
Author: appetizing crackhouse

"glowing red eye effect"

lmfao the ocean is a clive barker hellscape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46450437)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:02 AM
Author: Carnelian curious dragon site

https://www.unilad.com/news/cameron-robbins-shark-attack-theory-957700-20230603

"None of the experts consulted can definitely say what's in the video due to the quality and length of the video," Trascher told the outlet.

"The Robbins family has requested that we not entertain that theory any longer, so our official position is that we don't know what happened while Cam was in the water."

"The girls were in bikinis and bathing suits. The guys were giving them their shirts.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402491)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:36 AM
Author: flesh theater

Yep the family, Bahamian tourist industry/government, and gay white knighting Cajun army really would prefer you not think about the dumb kid getting torn up on an otherwise perfect sunset cruise (now 50% off).

Incidentally, the video above has been taken down after complaints from the aforementioned parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402589)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:38 AM
Author: rambunctious comical church building patrolman

yes its the Bahamas fault, not stupid birdshits for jumping into the middle of the ocean

even if there were sharks it has zero relevance for normal tourists who dont jump off cruise ships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46402600)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:06 PM
Author: Lascivious carmine potus jew

the ocean is an attractive nuisance for 18 year old boy-men with good hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403500)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: flesh theater

In case anyone here leaves their house and is faced with this exact scenario:

it seems the best thing to do is stay vertical so you don’t look a seal, keep arms at side, legs together, ignore investigatory bumps by baby sharks, and try not to splash as you slowly make your way over to the life ring and then situate yourself vertically and hope someone can get to you before something bad happens

See: https://www.tiktok.com/@lsatready/video/7239887022540950830

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403486)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:50 PM
Author: 180 rose voyeur den

Holy shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405806)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:05 PM
Author: Irradiated gay wizard partner

lol at xo retards still talking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403494)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:22 PM
Author: flesh theater

Amazing they there is still disagreement as to what happened among supposedly intelligent poasters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403561)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 1:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac orange pistol legal warrant

Shark biology is complicated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46403651)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: Low-t fuchsia selfie kitchen

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tourists-watch-russian-man-get-devoured-by-shark-on-egypt-beach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405093)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 6:57 PM
Author: adventurous impertinent shrine gunner

We can’t tell that that’s a shark. ShRks don’t care about people so I doubt that’s what it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405136)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 9:52 PM
Author: 180 rose voyeur den

Never watch this tape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405812)



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Date: June 8th, 2023 10:08 PM
Author: metal corn cake

No this is incorrect. Sharks don’t like to eat people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46405845)



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Date: June 20th, 2023 4:13 PM
Author: appetizing crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46450433)



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Date: June 24th, 2023 3:05 PM
Author: godawful rigor cruise ship

Bump for billionaires. Could have dodged a bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#46468193)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 10:19 AM
Author: Splenetic nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47135310)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 PM
Author: thriller brunch queen of the night

Happy Holidays!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47145497)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 9:40 PM
Author: House-broken cumskin

Fucking lol at blaming the ocean for this guy's alcohol use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5348917&forum_id=2#47145782)