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Joined eharmony to find a breedable girl. There are 9 people on the app

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.
Fighting sooty sandwich
  12/16/23
think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. b...
stirring gaped windowlicker
  12/16/23
fuck me online dating is hell
Fighting sooty sandwich
  12/16/23
online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need ...
stirring gaped windowlicker
  12/16/23
i am so fucked
Fighting sooty sandwich
  12/16/23
stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is ...
stirring gaped windowlicker
  12/16/23
yeah i guess you're right
Fighting sooty sandwich
  12/16/23
LJL
angry orchestra pit weed whacker
  12/16/23
im so mad i want to punch the old guy from the commercials i...
Fighting sooty sandwich
  12/16/23
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Mint home
  12/16/23
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  12/17/23
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angry orchestra pit weed whacker
  12/17/23
shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good nigh...
Ruby trip mad cow disease casino
  12/16/23
You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.
silver fear-inspiring feces senate
  12/16/23
This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month...
Pearl clown lodge
  12/17/23
How many men?
Indecent Degenerate
  12/17/23
Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggle...
Pearl clown lodge
  12/17/23
I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500
Fighting sooty sandwich
  12/16/23
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Mint home
  12/17/23
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Titillating hot round eye menage
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Alcoholic Cumskin
  04/27/24
insta is the only real dating app
Mustard aromatic whorehouse wrinkle
  12/17/23
Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick...
Pearl clown lodge
  12/17/23
1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl 2) im 6'3....
Mustard aromatic whorehouse wrinkle
  12/17/23
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Alcoholic Cumskin
  04/27/24
Explain the steps You search some location and find a &ld...
clear histrionic meetinghouse nowag
  12/17/23
"pls show bob and vagene"
copper hell
  12/17/23
no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your ins...
Mustard aromatic whorehouse wrinkle
  12/17/23
Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so sli...
Supple Rose Plaza Headpube
  12/17/23
I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly...
sinister business firm sneaky criminal
  12/17/23
Mail order bride, not flame.
Razzmatazz shivering death wish
  12/17/23
move to asia
Mustard aromatic whorehouse wrinkle
  12/17/23
Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his heigh...
Pearl clown lodge
  12/17/23
I'm only 6'0
Fighting sooty sandwich
  12/17/23
Excellent poast. I would add try to make superficial frie...
dun property
  12/17/23
This has actually worked really well for me, but it's the ba...
angry orchestra pit weed whacker
  12/17/23
based
Mustard aromatic whorehouse wrinkle
  12/17/23
I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive...
misanthropic public bath
  12/17/23
I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses...
vibrant area
  12/17/23
...
angry orchestra pit weed whacker
  12/17/23
I tried to tell you iirc.
henna very tactful candlestick maker
  12/17/23
Someone here is who recommended it to me
Fighting sooty sandwich
  12/17/23
They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to s...
Mahogany Hissy Fit Chapel
  04/27/24
180 You deserve worse
Violent set liquid oxygen
  04/27/24
I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality...
Alcoholic queen of the night
  04/27/24


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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:36 PM
Author: Fighting sooty sandwich

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178750)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: stirring gaped windowlicker

think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. basically paid for itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178753)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: Fighting sooty sandwich

fuck me online dating is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178757)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: stirring gaped windowlicker

online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need to figure something else out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178763)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:43 PM
Author: Fighting sooty sandwich

i am so fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178764)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: stirring gaped windowlicker

stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is complete flame and 30 is a fucking joke. stop worrying and youll be more likely to make something of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178770)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:53 PM
Author: Fighting sooty sandwich

yeah i guess you're right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178794)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: angry orchestra pit weed whacker

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178754)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: Fighting sooty sandwich

im so mad i want to punch the old guy from the commercials in the face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178760)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:58 PM
Author: Mint home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178808)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: Titillating hot round eye menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178815)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:45 PM
Author: angry orchestra pit weed whacker



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Ruby trip mad cow disease casino

shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good night with the $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178771)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:52 PM
Author: silver fear-inspiring feces senate

You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178792)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: Pearl clown lodge

This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month and you have a catalog of 10000 women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179215)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: Indecent Degenerate

How many men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179316)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: Pearl clown lodge

Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggles it’s probably like 100 men but you would be getting fucked missionary like a girl. I know for a fact though you can get a dick in your mouth too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180185)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:54 PM
Author: Fighting sooty sandwich

I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178797)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:00 AM
Author: Mint home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178809)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:48 PM
Author: vigorous indian lodge half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181283)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:04 AM
Author: Titillating hot round eye menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178822)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:45 AM
Author: Lavender comical pocket flask shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179213)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: irate sepia macaca sweet tailpipe



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Alcoholic Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614495)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: Mustard aromatic whorehouse wrinkle

insta is the only real dating app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178846)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: Pearl clown lodge

Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick you over the 10000 of men hitting her up in the DMs and she’s totally gonna stay with you when the taller man hits her up 7 dates in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179216)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Mustard aromatic whorehouse wrinkle

1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl

2) im 6'3. if youre short and ugly its already over actually it never even started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180707)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614498)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:45 AM
Author: clear histrionic meetinghouse nowag

Explain the steps

You search some location and find a “hot” IG model and message her with the intent of dating? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179323)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: copper hell

"pls show bob and vagene"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180669)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Mustard aromatic whorehouse wrinkle

no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your instagram. its how you establish value.

if girls wont even talk to you in the first place ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180709)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:20 AM
Author: Supple Rose Plaza Headpube

Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so slightly better than the norm. Don’t tell anyone what you do. Don’t approach women or anything like that. Just sit there and drink. Give it a few nights and, if you are tall, women will come to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179203)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:31 AM
Author: sinister business firm sneaky criminal

I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly attractive.

Help me with a strategy

Meteor now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Razzmatazz shivering death wish

Mail order bride, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179230)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Mustard aromatic whorehouse wrinkle

move to asia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180711)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Pearl clown lodge

Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his height. If he’s over 6’2 he will get a woman in 2023. If not he won’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179218)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Fighting sooty sandwich

I'm only 6'0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181289)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: dun property

Excellent poast.

I would add try to make superficial friends with the staff and tip well (but not too well). So when women ask the staff “who’s the new guy” they say “he seems cool.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:47 PM
Author: angry orchestra pit weed whacker

This has actually worked really well for me, but it's the bartenders whom I end up getting with. Unfortunately, bartenders are almost universally mentally ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180232)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: Mustard aromatic whorehouse wrinkle

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180713)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: misanthropic public bath

I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive bars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180717)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: vibrant area

I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses it or match. It was as you describe 10 years ago. Really though apps are pointless. Men just need to chat up women in real life (without expectation of dating the first moderately attractive woman that is receptive).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179269)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: angry orchestra pit weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180710)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: henna very tactful candlestick maker

I tried to tell you iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179311)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Fighting sooty sandwich

Someone here is who recommended it to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181285)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: Mahogany Hissy Fit Chapel

They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to start dating rather than browsing endlessly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614037)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 5:59 PM
Author: Violent set liquid oxygen

180

You deserve worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614043)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic queen of the night

I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality inventory, answered it completely honestly and they wouldn't let me join the site.

I guess they (correctly) identified me as too much of a depressedmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614111)