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Found a Burglar in my kitchen at 5am this morning
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:49 AM Author: azure filthpig No damage. Got through a loosely locked bathroom window latched but not fully tightened. I went into the kitchen after hearing a dish or something wake me up and i see a dark figure on the other side of my table. I started yelling at him angrily and don't remember what i said, just that i didn't stop yelling, he swung a fucking San Pellegrino bottle at me that was on my table from last night. I blocked it and punched him in the mouth quickly without thinking. Loyal hound came in right after raising hell. he freaked and screamed to keep the dog away from him as I was yelling for him to get the fuck out. He dropped my PS5 controller running out the back door as my dog chased him.
Fucking rush and so fucking lucky he didnt make contact and that he wasn't otherwise armed. Didnt even think to grab the bat or anything. I just went straight for him without thinking.
it's been 6 hours and im still amped. Now coming to about how dangerous and dumb it all was. Wife is making me a big steak dinner tonight. Lucky and glad it ended without a bigger problem. |
Date: March 26th, 2024 9:49 AM Author: Chocolate Pocket Flask National 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527898) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:53 AM Author: azure filthpig wife filed an online report so the cops came after. They asked why i didnt call the cops if he was in here. I was confused, as my wife was in the other room so didnt know how or why I would tell the kind gentleman i found to hold please just one moment. They asked if my dog went after him, and I said he's a good boy and didn't make contact just scared the shit out of him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527912) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: bateful background story British cops are such fags they're probably going to charge you and your dog for assault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527919) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:58 AM Author: azure filthpig I covered it off lol, exactly with that question i was like i know what you're fucking doing, wait i went to fucking school for this.
I also accidentally destroyed evidence (threw away the bottle) cleaning up the mess. Fucker broke my eggs. An hour later i was like, you're a fucking lawyer and you threw the evidence away? brain still isn't working quite right yet. |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:11 AM Author: smoky flirting people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527969) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:57 AM Author: slate weed whacker piazza If he was a good boy he would have ripped him to shreds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527924) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:05 AM Author: azure filthpig conflicted. I agree, and then im also really relieved i dont have to deal with that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527961) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 5:46 PM Author: slate weed whacker piazza Given that you're in the UK I get it. Here in Florida everyone would pet my dog as they haul the burglar to a jail hospital. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529543) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:28 AM Author: azure filthpig https://imgur.com/a/JZCWoGy good boy. |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:39 AM Author: Sable titillating ticket booth dopamine cr
TMF is just a bitchmade fag |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 5:44 PM Author: slate weed whacker piazza Do you have a doodle or some fru fru dog like that to boot? That would totally complete my image of you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529532) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 7:50 PM Author: Sable titillating ticket booth dopamine lol @ you doubling down on a dog being an extension of your weak sense of manhood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529987) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:49 PM Author: slate weed whacker piazza So yes, you have some small silly dog?
Dogs have been used to guard people and property since the beginning of time. If someone broke into my house at 5am the first thing I'll hear is barking and screaming. That'll give me time to get up with gun in hand. At that point my primary concern will be ensuring that they don't use a weapon on the dogs. |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:13 PM Author: Heady Walnut Round Eye Be careful a freaky female poster like box or Karen doesn’t see that pic and start trying to groom him for molesting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529260) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 5:43 PM Author: slate weed whacker piazza Is he old or something? What's his excuse for not biting a literal burglar in the house? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529526) |
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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:52 AM Author: azure filthpig He's there to back me up, not cause an investigation. He's well trained. If i told him to attack he would have. Instead, he was protecting my wife. If burglar approached my wife it would have been a better show.
He's 8. |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Chocolate Pocket Flask National i dont know if its good to call the cops where you are. but personally id assume next time you need to break multiple bones and not call the cops. don't kill since you're in the UK (right?), but put good "fighting injuries" in if you can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527925) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:00 AM Author: slate weed whacker piazza And/or get a dog that will cause serious injuries under the circumstances. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527937) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:01 AM Author: Chocolate Pocket Flask National as long as you don't mind your dog getting put down, sure. "fighting" injuries are safer since you can explain how you were pinned under this crazed maniac and fought for your life.
simple cuts on your knuckles and hands good but those are offensive. you'll want to be able to punch yourself hard if necessary without losing a tooth. black eyes are best. |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:12 AM Author: azure filthpig you're right the cuts on my hands are indeed offensive. didnt fully tuck my thumb or i hit it on his tooth or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527978) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:08 PM Author: slate weed whacker piazza Ouch. You probably didn't feel it at the time because of the adrenaline but that actually sounds incredibly painful if you hit him full force. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529236) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:04 PM Author: slate weed whacker piazza What state would put down a dog for biting an intruder? Maybe in the UK but even shitlibs tend to like dogs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529227) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:01 AM Author: azure filthpig im really relieved he didnt bite the fucking burglar. would have been a headache. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527946) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:04 PM Author: slate weed whacker piazza Shit like this is why I just wouldn't live in the UK. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529222) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:28 AM Author: Sable titillating ticket booth dopamine lol you’re such a timid little boy with the dogs and the knives
Sad! |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:03 PM Author: slate weed whacker piazza Guns too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529220) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 7:51 PM Author: Sable titillating ticket booth dopamine (guy who sleeps until 2pm on weekends) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529988) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:46 PM Author: slate weed whacker piazza Wife is tolerant but not that tolerant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47530336) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:01 AM Author: azure filthpig i asked the cops - they said reasonable force is fine, i just couldnt kill him. And if he's running, i have to left him run and not stab him in the back. I said, fair. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527943) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Chocolate Pocket Flask National i have my own code in this regard. but you did a great job, seriously 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527947) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:09 AM Author: azure filthpig If my wife weren't there i prob would have made it difficult for him to walk out on his own. but who knows really. that shit can turn so fast it was dumb to go into the other room really.
But turns out im not a flight dude. I just go for the throat apparently and we see what happens in a few mins when i regain the ability to stop attacking lol. |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:10 AM Author: sadistic regret he's a beta middle-aged lawyer wtf are you talking about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528134) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:36 PM Author: azure filthpig not sure what's beta other than me stopping when my wife asked me to let him go, but that's self-control(?) or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528464) |
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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:50 AM Author: alcoholic splenetic death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531148) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: white point Why don’t you have a gun? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527901) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:54 AM Author: azure filthpig UK luls. I have a rifle back in the states. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527914) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: white point Oh. Still a scary situation but this occurring in Europe reduces the threat significantly. Hope he didn’t trample your flowers m8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527918) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:00 AM Author: azure filthpig he got my PS5 controller dirty and kicked at flower pot over.
broke 6 eggs in a carton and broke a cup. Carnage. lol. |
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Date: March 31st, 2024 3:46 PM Author: Excitant forum Horrifying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47542034) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:54 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Juggernaut Didn’t you read OP? He doesn’t need one, he lisped “stahhhpppp” and the burglar fled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527915) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:51 AM Author: azure filthpig I also punched him in the face. And then continued yelling stahhhp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528083) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:16 AM Author: turquoise frozen nibblets indirect expression Do you just walk around your house carrying a gun all the time? Turning a corner on a random day and seeing a dude in the dark in your house isn't going to give you enough time to go unlock your gun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528154) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:22 AM Author: azure filthpig without practice i really don't think in the heat of the moment a regular joe is going to easily draw his weapon even. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528164) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:06 PM Author: slate weed whacker piazza Gun in nightstand or on your person because you're in a CCW state. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529231) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:53 AM Author: bateful background story Alpha reaction, but since you had the upper hand, you should have beat him until he was incapacitated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527909) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:56 AM Author: azure filthpig I was going to but my wife was yelling at me not to after I knocked him back. Not flame lol. The punch stunned him and he tripped back into the gas range (obvs not on, but would have been 180 come to think). So me and my dog both started towards him. She might have saved the tweakers life to be honest. I wasn't really thinking it's the weirdest fucking thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527920) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 4:01 AM Author: twisted office you could have saved society about $3m if you smashed his skull in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535986) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2024 3:58 AM Author: azure filthpig i only had my fists and the controller to my consoles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47547565) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:53 AM Author: slippery casino sneaky criminal 180 hound
120 for confronting an intruder unarmed that's how you get yourself killed to death |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: azure filthpig 10000% - i can't believe i didnt grab anything. So dumb and lucky. But i did get him with a good punch in the face - haven't done that in a long fucking time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527949) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:01 AM Author: gold sinister persian Race? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527944) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:03 AM Author: azure filthpig it was dark. I was glowing in the moonlight. He was not. Have no idea and he had a hood up. I remember feeling whiskers when I punched his face, so he had stubble. Not a full beard and not clean shaven. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527955) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: deep place of business why didn't you have a gun and shoot his ass? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527951) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: azure filthpig UK, no guns. Have a bat, but didnt fucking think to grab it like an idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527958) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:03 AM Author: deep place of business lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528118) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:10 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle gaping orchestra pit shit flame, not even remotely believable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527968) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:35 AM Author: azure filthpig https://imgur.com/a/S2PyMP8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528027) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:36 AM Author: bateful background story Thank.
PC White |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:39 AM Author: azure filthpig he was a nice dude. told me to feed my dog steak tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528048) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:35 AM Author: Sienna glittery box office 22in Ontario machete or stop being a pussy and have a gun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528029) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:19 AM Author: Slap-happy black woman stage u cant even get a knife like that in UK, they have knife control ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528157) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:40 AM Author: Sienna glittery box office You can’t carry it around and they are trying to ban machetes. Worst case get a granfors axe. I think you can also own shotguns just have to join a club or some such nonsense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528252) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:43 AM Author: azure filthpig i think that's correct re: shotguns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528262) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:09 PM Author: slate weed whacker piazza But if you used it they would arrest you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529241) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:07 AM Author: Carmine Arousing Multi-billionaire peak experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528126) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:22 AM Author: azure filthpig ive felt very alive today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528167) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:19 AM Author: turquoise frozen nibblets indirect expression Everyone is saying have a gun as if that means you're always walking around strapped inside your house. The guy took him by surprise so he wouldn't have had time to go get his gun. Having a dog is CR and maybe get an alarm system to detect forced entry and deter the guy after he trips it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528159) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:22 AM Author: cerebral balding corn cake If something/someone is making enough noise at 5am to have me "check it out" I'm grabbing my gun before I go (nokidmo obviously) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528166) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:24 AM Author: azure filthpig in the states i prob would have grabbed my gun tbh, maybe i wasn't really awake until i was in my kitchen and saw the figure. 0-100 lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528173) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:59 AM Author: maroon hideous gas station A few weeks ago around midnight, we heard what seemed like someone talking loudly from outside or a storage area for about 5 seconds. No gun so I grabbed a chainsaw to go "check it out." No signs of anyone, spent a lot of time speculating and concluded that the neighbors must have accidentally blasted some outdoor speakers. Wife practically sucked my balls out through my dick when I came back in. Women LOVE this sort of thing. It makes them so wet. Deep down they all want a man who is prepared to kill for them without hesitation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528308) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:05 PM Author: azure filthpig 180 creativity for grabbing a chainsaw. In the uk it would have been an electric one. Much less intimidating then that gas powered beast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528333) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 1:33 PM Author: Carnelian Stage Knife it evens out by not having to ask the burglar to wait 40-50 seconds while you remember how to prime it, make three or four passes at pulling the cord, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528686) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:07 PM Author: azure filthpig also - true about wife. she hugged me and thanked me for punching the tweaker in our kitchen. texted me later shes making me a big protector man dinner tonight. Haven't been drinking at all lately so going to have a nice bottle of wine. Gonna be a good night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528337) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:23 AM Author: azure filthpig literally getting those window sensors today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528168) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:25 AM Author: sadistic regret he lives in the UK, owning a gun would be like owning a unicorn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528174) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:26 AM Author: azure filthpig truth. my buddy has a hunting rifle in the countryside. almost no one has one in the city. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528181) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:41 AM Author: Sienna glittery box office Lots of people have guns in the UK, they just don’t tell anyone about them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528257) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:44 AM Author: azure filthpig well fuck me then i was here with my fists and knives. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528263) |
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Date: March 27th, 2024 1:49 AM Author: Sienna glittery box office He lived. You are a bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47530932) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 9:19 PM Author: Territorial wrinkle Dog + gun is the best alarm system there is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535390) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:19 AM Author: Slap-happy black woman stage statistically speaking this was done by a nigga or irish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528160) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:25 AM Author: azure filthpig it's not an irish neighbourhood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528175) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:44 AM Author: Pea-brained Vibrant Lay did he steal any of your ps5 games? jk ps5 has no games (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528265) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:03 PM Author: azure filthpig My warzone account is unharmed. Didn't lose any FF7 rebirth game data. My controller is a little scuffed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528329) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 3:50 AM Author: Impressive cocky plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535976) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:42 PM Author: ebony potus idea he suggested 180! my dad tackled a burglar when i was a kid, and laid on him until the police arrived. these days not even sure if it's worth it bc the police will probably have to just let him go anyway so why engage and risk getting stabbed or whatever. happy you're ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528486) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:56 PM Author: azure filthpig thanks man! Good dad story. 100% not worth it these days.
Very grateful not to have been stabbed. Glad to get a shot in on him with no return hit. Hope it doesn't happen again. |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 1:44 PM Author: Wine university feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528721) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:05 PM Author: ebony potus idea he suggested absolutely, brother! hope you enjoyed the steak dinner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47530214) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:16 PM Author: Heady Walnut Round Eye I’m so glad you’re ok , sweetie 🥰 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529273) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 6:46 PM Author: Wine university feces 🙏🙏🙏 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529743) |
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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:48 AM Author: azure filthpig thx bb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531267) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 6:47 PM Author: 180 patrolman Serves you right for having a ps5. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529746) |
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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:51 AM Author: alcoholic splenetic death wish 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531152) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 6:50 PM Author: stubborn lemon partner BETA to not have at least stabbed him with your EDC knife. I basically sleep with my WeKnife Big Banter waiting for an opportunity to stick a dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529763) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:37 PM Author: slate weed whacker piazza You're in Florida now. Why wouldn't you have a .45? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47534991) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 8:03 PM Author: stubborn lemon partner I have four little kids, bro. I can’t keep guns out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535254) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 3:11 AM Author: Sienna glittery box office Get a .50bmg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535952) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 6:55 PM Author: offensive travel guidebook I always keep blunt weapons nearby. Baseball bat in the bedroom, fish bat in the kitchen, hammers, hatchets. just have something you can always grab at a moment's notice in various parts of your home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529782) |
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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:49 AM Author: azure filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531268) |
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:47 PM Author: painfully honest histrionic chapel This was the plot of White Lotus s1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47530344) |
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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:41 AM Author: irradiated mentally impaired mood theater stage The UK seems like a horror show. Jfc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531137) |
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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:49 AM Author: azure filthpig have you been to LA or NY? Last time in LA some dude walking in downtown with a machete at midnight. it's a lot safer here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531271) |
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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:58 AM Author: irradiated mentally impaired mood theater stage Yes. I have been to both LA and NY. I go to sleep at night and I don't walk the streets until at least about 0500-0600 so I really don't know what goes on at night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531293) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:01 AM Author: azure filthpig chilldbro living through the Purge every night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47547568) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 9:16 PM Author: Territorial wrinkle Why didn’t you bring a gun with you when you heard the noise? Also why didn’t the dog alert you first? I make my dog sleep on the main level for this purpose. So I can be alerted and come down armed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535383) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:05 AM Author: azure filthpig UK - no guns. I was half asleep. Dog sleeps in our bedroom. I yelled Get The Fuck Out and by the time I finished saying 'out' my dog was already sprinting and barking towards the guy and had him cornered.
I dont really want my dog to go nuts every time i take a piss at 3am. He did exactly what I wanted him to do. |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 9:49 PM Author: Maniacal Cuckoldry Water Buffalo you were robbed by a local hoodie kid, sounds like (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535455) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:06 AM Author: azure filthpig pretty sure he was a local tweaker looking for quick morning drug cash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47547571) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 10:12 PM Author: Soul-stirring Athletic Conference Meetinghouse Nothing described ITT actually occurred. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535489) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:19 AM Author: azure filthpig I really wish it hadn't. It's been a week and even though I got a clean shot on him and scared the dude off, I still get flashbacks of it, still feel my knuckles on the corner of his mouth. The worst flash is to hear his initial scream after I hit him when he realised i was on one side of the table and my dog had him cornered on the other side. He sounded actually terrified which should make me feel good or I thought it would at least, but it just leaves me feeling a mix of sadness, disgust and anger for the poor fucker.
It's not how i thought I'd feel at least. I honestly truly hope no one here has to go through this experience. I really hate that I'm taking a second look at people on the street now. I've known i can handle myself just fine, it's just not been very easy to step back from being on edge even 7 days later. Im activated and I just want to relax, or beat the shit out of someone else.
Sounds like a cool story, and parts of it make me feel good for a minute, but overall it still was pretty traumatic and fucking sucked even though it all worked out in the end just fine. |
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Date: March 31st, 2024 3:45 PM Author: Excitant forum You should have been armed and magdumped him. Very lucky that he wasn't armed or in good shape -- God is good.
180 that you enjoyed the experience though.
edit: if something worse had happened, you would deserve it for choosing to live in SHITTTHOLE England |