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What would you do if you were handed $1million net of taxes today?

$2m? $5m? I am asking for obvious reasons.
Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke
  03/27/24
Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just g...
vivacious blood rage haunted graveyard
  03/27/24
I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more si...
Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke
  03/27/24
the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhor...
nubile bipolar love of her life
  03/27/24
man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?
vivacious blood rage haunted graveyard
  03/27/24
90/10 equities/fixed income Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equiv...
Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke
  03/27/24
how much of a cash cushion do you keep?
lake deer antler
  03/27/24
Right now about $85k is in mm
Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke
  03/27/24
man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have...
vivacious blood rage haunted graveyard
  03/27/24
No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginnin...
Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke
  03/27/24
yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have inc...
vivacious blood rage haunted graveyard
  03/27/24
Yes, I have a job and I work.
Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke
  03/27/24
sooooo goy!
vivacious blood rage haunted graveyard
  03/27/24
Start a business on the West Coast
Arousing Haunting Internal Respiration
  03/27/24
park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can bo...
nubile bipolar love of her life
  03/27/24
...
Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke
  03/27/24
Not a single thing would change for me personally in the sho...
Yellow Menage
  03/27/24
Put it into short-term treasuries
multi-colored arrogant brunch alpha
  03/27/24
Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jaco...
flushed principal's office
  03/27/24
Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend i...
Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke
  03/27/24
so alive, so purposeful.
flushed principal's office
  03/27/24
alive poaster
floppy lay mother
  03/27/24
His wife is infertile
outnumbered weed whacker
  03/27/24
are you some sort of independent producer?
Lime location sweet tailpipe
  03/27/24
"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*
Talented tan corner
  03/27/24
I know a guy in the valley who is...
flushed principal's office
  03/28/24
of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production ...
flushed principal's office
  03/28/24
Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage
outnumbered weed whacker
  03/29/24
Quit my job
180 pearl nowag
  03/27/24
In this environment probably throw it into high yield saving...
charismatic twisted business firm pervert
  03/27/24
poast
dull point
  03/27/24
Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachia...
frozen stimulating stag film newt
  03/27/24
Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a...
Talented tan corner
  03/27/24
Move into a nicer place.
Sticky submissive range
  03/27/24
buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexcitin...
anal territorial forum
  03/27/24
nothing thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving muc...
bistre pea-brained shitlib
  03/27/24
Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and ...
Abnormal athletic conference office
  03/27/24
That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $...
charismatic twisted business firm pervert
  03/28/24
...
Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke
  03/28/24
Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is ...
Abnormal athletic conference office
  03/28/24
U have kids?
outnumbered weed whacker
  03/28/24
Ohhhhhh I'd buy a small home
Arousing Haunting Internal Respiration
  03/28/24
Two girls at one time. I might also pay off my remaining ...
greedy maize nursing home
  03/29/24
Laurence, you're a fucking genius
Sexy boistinker filthpig
  03/29/24
Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming ...
coiffed spot ape
  03/29/24


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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:49 AM
Author: Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke

$2m?

$5m?

I am asking for obvious reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531146)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:50 AM
Author: vivacious blood rage haunted graveyard

Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just getting 400k more wld be enough for me... Life is worthless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531150)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke

I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more since I last checked. It’s not even real anymore. Still have $440k in debts to pay off and then I owe my kids a living so I will work / save for 35 more years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531163)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:59 AM
Author: nubile bipolar love of her life

the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhorrent, there is an appeal to the no-kidmos being done with life earning by 42

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531168)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:05 AM
Author: vivacious blood rage haunted graveyard

man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531306)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke

90/10 equities/fixed income

Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equivalent/VXUS

Outside of these accounts I have a little home equity and a little bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531328)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: lake deer antler

how much of a cash cushion do you keep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531330)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke

Right now about $85k is in mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531339)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: vivacious blood rage haunted graveyard

man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have income so thats prob 50% of ur gains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531379)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke

No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginning of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531385)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: vivacious blood rage haunted graveyard

yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have income and that makes a big diff, if u had no income like me u wld be taking 200k+ a year out of ur NW

im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531387)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke

Yes, I have a job and I work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531388)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: vivacious blood rage haunted graveyard

sooooo goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531422)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:56 AM
Author: Arousing Haunting Internal Respiration

Start a business on the West Coast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531159)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: nubile bipolar love of her life

park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can borrow against it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531162)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:48 AM
Author: Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531264)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Yellow Menage

Not a single thing would change for me personally in the short run, but in the long long run it would provide some additional cushion and investment returns and resources for my children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531340)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:36 AM
Author: multi-colored arrogant brunch alpha

Put it into short-term treasuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531341)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: flushed principal's office

Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jacobs film shooting this Summer in Germany and sell that fucker at Berlinale '25.

Bankroll my own film slate fund instead of hitting up the p/e crowd im talking to right now.

Pay off my aunt's house.

Fly my extended family out to Europe and get a chateau so all the cousins and all their kids can relax together and make some memories like we used to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531367)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke

Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend it on. That’s cool man. Does it make you feel alive? Are you filled with purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531370)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: flushed principal's office

so alive, so purposeful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531380)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: floppy lay mother

alive poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531579)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: outnumbered weed whacker

His wife is infertile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531719)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Lime location sweet tailpipe

are you some sort of independent producer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531724)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Talented tan corner

"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531758)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: flushed principal's office

I know a guy in the valley who is...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534312)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: flushed principal's office

of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production / distribution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534311)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 8:19 AM
Author: outnumbered weed whacker

Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536133)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: 180 pearl nowag

Quit my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531371)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:41 AM
Author: charismatic twisted business firm pervert

In this environment probably throw it into high yield savings and wait for an opportunity to throw into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531584)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: dull point

poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531688)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: frozen stimulating stag film newt

Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachian trail, travelshrew in Kyrgyzstan. Not all three obviously but I’d choose a reasonable one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531701)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Talented tan corner

Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a bit (visit some friends and some international travel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531709)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Sticky submissive range

Move into a nicer place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531718)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: anal territorial forum

buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexciting investment plan (ETFs?) to handle property tax for as long as the rest will bear. i don't know what i'd actually do with my life if i quit working, so not much would change. i could spend it on small quality of life improvements, but i don't really care once stable housing is thoroughly SECURED for years and i have peace of mind from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531771)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: bistre pea-brained shitlib

nothing

thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving much of anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531781)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Abnormal athletic conference office

Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and stop working. Or some variation that involves not working. I’m not even necessarily set on keeping the house at that point. latam or southern europe would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47533929)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: charismatic twisted business firm pervert

That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $1m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534803)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: Puce Bawdyhouse Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535196)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Abnormal athletic conference office

Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is why you will never escape and never find peace or the ability to chillax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535561)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: outnumbered weed whacker

U have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534855)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: Arousing Haunting Internal Respiration

Ohhhhhh

I'd buy a small home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535202)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 3:55 AM
Author: greedy maize nursing home

Two girls at one time.

I might also pay off my remaining student loans and buy a summer home in the mountains. But definitely two girls at one time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535981)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 5:00 AM
Author: Sexy boistinker filthpig

Laurence, you're a fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536035)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 4:13 AM
Author: coiffed spot ape

Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming most of it). Other half into the same mutual funds as the rest of my savings.

$1M isn’t enough to make any real changes. $10M is, though - I’d quit immediately if I got $10M after tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535991)