Date: March 27th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Contagious deep state ape
Donald Trump's newest attorney, David Finkelman of Hyman Brownstein and Sheckel LLP, is pursuing an agressive legal strategy that has the former president posting bond in the form of cashews rather than the expected cash.
"There's nothing in New York law that prohibits my client from posting this bond in the form of cashews, almonds, or even pecans," Finkelman said. "Show me the statute that says otherwise, I'll be waiting," he added.
A line of dump trucks filled with cashews stretched for blocks and required a police escort as it approached the courthouse.
http://nydaily.com/news/breaking/new-trump-legal-strategy-is-literally-nuts.htm
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510224&forum_id=2#47533674)