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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
180 wrinkle electric furnace
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Mildly autistic exciting orchestra pit
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
crawly meetinghouse headpube
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge
  03/28/24
call room service
low-t idiot
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Wild maize institution
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
crawly meetinghouse headpube
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge
  03/28/24
...
low-t idiot
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
low-t idiot
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
flatulent university sandwich
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
flatulent university sandwich
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Navy doctorate principal's office
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
red nursing home
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Navy doctorate principal's office
  03/28/24
Lol
razzmatazz gaped business firm
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
Vibrant green ticket booth
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
low-t idiot
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Stubborn hospital
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
thriller milky kitty cat
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Glittery sanctuary shitlib
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Alcoholic Stimulating Reading Party
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Cracking Rough-skinned Garrison
  03/29/24
Marriage material
soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
arrogant filthy tanning salon toilet seat
  03/29/24
...
Brindle hall trump supporter
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Saffron disgusting therapy
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
bonkers french chef chapel
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Sexy Messiness Stain
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Sexy Messiness Stain
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge
  03/29/24
true
Sticky station weed whacker
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: 180 wrinkle electric furnace

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Mildly autistic exciting orchestra pit

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: crawly meetinghouse headpube

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: low-t idiot

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Wild maize institution

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: crawly meetinghouse headpube

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: low-t idiot



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: low-t idiot

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: flatulent university sandwich

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: flatulent university sandwich

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Navy doctorate principal's office

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: red nursing home

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Navy doctorate principal's office

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz gaped business firm

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Vibrant green ticket booth

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: low-t idiot

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Stubborn hospital

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: thriller milky kitty cat

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Glittery sanctuary shitlib

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Alcoholic Stimulating Reading Party

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Cracking Rough-skinned Garrison

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: arrogant filthy tanning salon toilet seat

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Brindle hall trump supporter



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Saffron disgusting therapy

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: bonkers french chef chapel

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Sexy Messiness Stain

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Sexy Messiness Stain

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good lodge

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Sticky station weed whacker

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)