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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Glittery cyan turdskin
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Buck-toothed Unholy Theater Stage Faggot Firefighter
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
vengeful comical knife dysfunction
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Ivory Costumed Nibblets Plaza
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Glittery cyan turdskin
  03/28/24
call room service
cordovan thirsty business firm
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Glittery cyan turdskin
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
adulterous fat ankles
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Ivory Costumed Nibblets Plaza
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Glittery cyan turdskin
  03/28/24
...
cordovan thirsty business firm
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
cordovan thirsty business firm
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Glittery cyan turdskin
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Mahogany stead
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Glittery cyan turdskin
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Mahogany stead
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Glittery cyan turdskin
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
carnelian painfully honest hell
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
salmon provocative space
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
carnelian painfully honest hell
  03/28/24
Lol
puce legend
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
jade area
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
cordovan thirsty business firm
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Glittery cyan turdskin
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Stirring ocher masturbator black woman
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
Haunting wagecucks
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
mewling queen of the night
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Nubile mental disorder boiling water
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
plum kitchen immigrant
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Glittery cyan turdskin
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Sepia Marvelous Hall Incel
  03/29/24
...
Crusty emerald heaven
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
nighttime gay wizard blood rage
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
onyx impressive sanctuary foreskin
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
sable fortuitous meteor
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Glittery cyan turdskin
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
sable fortuitous meteor
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Glittery cyan turdskin
  03/29/24
true
Racy ebony stage goyim
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Glittery cyan turdskin

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Unholy Theater Stage Faggot Firefighter

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: vengeful comical knife dysfunction

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Ivory Costumed Nibblets Plaza

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Glittery cyan turdskin

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: cordovan thirsty business firm

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Glittery cyan turdskin

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: adulterous fat ankles

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Ivory Costumed Nibblets Plaza

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Glittery cyan turdskin

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: cordovan thirsty business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534089)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: cordovan thirsty business firm

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Glittery cyan turdskin

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Mahogany stead

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Glittery cyan turdskin

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Mahogany stead

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Glittery cyan turdskin

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: carnelian painfully honest hell

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: salmon provocative space

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: carnelian painfully honest hell

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: puce legend

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: jade area

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: cordovan thirsty business firm

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Glittery cyan turdskin

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Stirring ocher masturbator black woman

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Haunting wagecucks

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: mewling queen of the night

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Nubile mental disorder boiling water

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: plum kitchen immigrant

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Glittery cyan turdskin

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Sepia Marvelous Hall Incel

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Crusty emerald heaven



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: nighttime gay wizard blood rage

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: onyx impressive sanctuary foreskin

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: sable fortuitous meteor

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Glittery cyan turdskin

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: sable fortuitous meteor

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Glittery cyan turdskin

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Racy ebony stage goyim

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)