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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Chestnut Chad Market
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Bull headed liquid oxygen
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Excitant Dun Famous Landscape Painting
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
low-t place of business
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Chestnut Chad Market
  03/28/24
call room service
Massive chapel goal in life
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Chestnut Chad Market
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Mischievous Double Fault
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
low-t place of business
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Chestnut Chad Market
  03/28/24
...
Massive chapel goal in life
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
Massive chapel goal in life
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Chestnut Chad Market
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Autistic domesticated striped hyena
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Chestnut Chad Market
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Autistic domesticated striped hyena
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Chestnut Chad Market
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Irate location jap
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
orange heady filthpig
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Irate location jap
  03/28/24
Lol
Costumed Abusive Faggotry Selfie
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
judgmental white depressive
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
Massive chapel goal in life
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Chestnut Chad Market
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Narrow-minded Laughsome Boistinker
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
demanding meetinghouse background story
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
peach french mad cow disease factory reset button
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
big fiercely-loyal corner
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
appetizing wagecucks garrison
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Chestnut Chad Market
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Amethyst school cafeteria boiling water
  03/29/24
...
Maize point prole
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
nofapping travel guidebook
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Ebony adulterous jew stock car
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Pearl kitty parlour
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Chestnut Chad Market
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Pearl kitty parlour
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Chestnut Chad Market
  03/29/24
true
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  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Chestnut Chad Market

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Bull headed liquid oxygen

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Excitant Dun Famous Landscape Painting

describe how this could possibly work

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: low-t place of business

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Chestnut Chad Market

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Massive chapel goal in life

call room service

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Chestnut Chad Market

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Mischievous Double Fault

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: low-t place of business

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Chestnut Chad Market

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Massive chapel goal in life



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Massive chapel goal in life

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Chestnut Chad Market

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Autistic domesticated striped hyena

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Chestnut Chad Market

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Autistic domesticated striped hyena

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Chestnut Chad Market

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Irate location jap

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: orange heady filthpig

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Irate location jap

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Costumed Abusive Faggotry Selfie

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: judgmental white depressive

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Massive chapel goal in life

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Chestnut Chad Market

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Laughsome Boistinker

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: demanding meetinghouse background story

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: peach french mad cow disease factory reset button

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: big fiercely-loyal corner

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: appetizing wagecucks garrison

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Chestnut Chad Market

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Amethyst school cafeteria boiling water

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Maize point prole



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: nofapping travel guidebook

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Ebony adulterous jew stock car

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Pearl kitty parlour

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Chestnut Chad Market

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Pearl kitty parlour

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Chestnut Chad Market

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: bistre odious stag film personal credit line

true

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