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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
brass adventurous mexican
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Yellow institution laser beams
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Lemon gay wizard plaza
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant
  03/28/24
call room service
startling saffron juggernaut
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
effete razzle-dazzle gas station faggotry
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Lemon gay wizard plaza
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant
  03/28/24
...
startling saffron juggernaut
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
startling saffron juggernaut
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Judgmental cerebral new version pit
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Judgmental cerebral new version pit
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Dark office genital piercing
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
dead wrinkle
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Dark office genital piercing
  03/28/24
Lol
Twisted Misanthropic Bawdyhouse
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
Soul-stirring olive area
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
startling saffron juggernaut
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Bateful Green Indian Lodge Selfie
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
shimmering outnumbered house elastic band
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Amber Contagious Hall
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Bistre deer antler dysfunction
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Multi-colored Violet Space
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
bonkers voyeur masturbator
  03/29/24
...
Beady-eyed Nubile Kitty Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
infuriating center
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Trip Stubborn Hospital Legend
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
vivacious regret
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
vivacious regret
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant
  03/29/24
true
insanely creepy red mother
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: brass adventurous mexican

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Yellow institution laser beams

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Lemon gay wizard plaza

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: startling saffron juggernaut

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: effete razzle-dazzle gas station faggotry

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Lemon gay wizard plaza

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: startling saffron juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534089)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: startling saffron juggernaut

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Judgmental cerebral new version pit

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Judgmental cerebral new version pit

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Dark office genital piercing

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: dead wrinkle

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Dark office genital piercing

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Twisted Misanthropic Bawdyhouse

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring olive area

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: startling saffron juggernaut

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Bateful Green Indian Lodge Selfie

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: shimmering outnumbered house elastic band

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Amber Contagious Hall

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Bistre deer antler dysfunction

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Multi-colored Violet Space

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: bonkers voyeur masturbator

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Nubile Kitty Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536237)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: infuriating center

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Trip Stubborn Hospital Legend

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: vivacious regret

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: vivacious regret

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Brilliant misunderstood rehab immigrant

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: insanely creepy red mother

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)