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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
black self-centered hunting ground
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
marvelous garrison
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Autistic grizzly meetinghouse
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate
  03/28/24
call room service
razzle-dazzle feces
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Vigorous Mediation Gaming Laptop
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Autistic grizzly meetinghouse
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate
  03/28/24
...
razzle-dazzle feces
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
razzle-dazzle feces
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Dull motley locale
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Dull motley locale
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
balding crusty ladyboy church
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
glassy duck-like chapel gunner
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
balding crusty ladyboy church
  03/28/24
Lol
garnet school skinny woman
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
aromatic navy stag film french chef
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
razzle-dazzle feces
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
jet chad
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
mind-boggling lime rehab
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
razzmatazz sex offender
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
avocado deer antler
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Vivacious lemon ticket booth circlehead
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
pungent dashing plaza pistol
  03/29/24
...
costumed adventurous doctorate lodge
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Purple dingle berry
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Irradiated alpha
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
French maize office shitlib
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
French maize office shitlib
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate
  03/29/24
true
Glittery dopamine
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: black self-centered hunting ground

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: marvelous garrison

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Autistic grizzly meetinghouse

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle feces

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Vigorous Mediation Gaming Laptop

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Autistic grizzly meetinghouse

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle feces



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle feces

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Dull motley locale

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Dull motley locale

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: balding crusty ladyboy church

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: glassy duck-like chapel gunner

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: balding crusty ladyboy church

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: garnet school skinny woman

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: aromatic navy stag film french chef

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle feces

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: jet chad

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: mind-boggling lime rehab

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: razzmatazz sex offender

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: avocado deer antler

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Vivacious lemon ticket booth circlehead

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: pungent dashing plaza pistol

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: costumed adventurous doctorate lodge



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Purple dingle berry

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Irradiated alpha

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: French maize office shitlib

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: French maize office shitlib

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Twisted beady-eyed blood rage senate

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Glittery dopamine

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)